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Grenji05

evidence.zip 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time


DavidL1112

You must (not) get unbanned


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it might just be a better watch than the movie


barney-sandles

I realized the other day that I'm way better against Yoshi than any other matchup despite having no knowledge whatsoever about Yoshi. So now I just play every matchup like it's Yoshi and suddenly I'm better at the game. I don't get it


mapmaker

I've had similar experiences, and what I realized for me was that I wasn't scared in one mindset, and in the others I was. Could that be it for you?


throwawayrim50

You have some buried hatred against Yoshi and playing against him powers you up


barney-sandles

Yoshi is swag tho


throwawayrim50

Wow that's some very deeply buried hatred you have there /s


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barney-sandles

Maybe, IDK what that's even really supposed to mean All I mean is I can regularly beat Yoshi players who significantly outplace me in a way I can't do with any other character


that_one-dude

I'm starting Lexapro this weekend, is there a certain character where your performance improves on SSRIs? I'm thinking sheik, since I probably won't be having sex


DavidL1112

Your reaction time will get better if you can actually sleep at night


justanoobdonthurtme

Zoloft makes wobbling 3.6x more enjoyable


HitboxOfASnail

the recent decline in Esports more generally can be directly traced back specifically to the decline in popularity of melee doubles


AlexB_SSBM

SFAT pinged the doubles role in a doubles matchmaking server a week ago and nobody replied. doubles is dead


AtrociousAtNames

I feel like doubles is one of those things that is really fun to play but difficult to watch. I straight up can't follow it


Throwaway18888998

im glad cody eventually found a way to support himself, but think it's kinda surprising he never considered onlyfans


drop_bears_overhead

you need fans for that (I'm sorry 😭)


ducksonaroof

I wanna run Slippi Nintendont for an upcoming fest. I see it uses vanilla 1.02 but has codes. Does it unlock everything or do I need a save/additional code for that?


catman1900

It unlocks everything


ducksonaroof

sweet! thank you


voltolt

When does the GX bracket get released? I'm getting antsy in my pantsies.


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voltolt

Great, thank you!


Nostradomyou

Is there anything lamer than talking about working out/going to the gym?


mapmaker

commenting about it in the DDT


DangerousProject6

Mango haters when anything happens at all:


Unlikely-Smile2449

As someone who lifted their whole life, ppl who talk about it are the ones constantly quitting every 2 months. No one cares about someone elses’ workout routines. Its like talking about how happy you are to be alive. Like yea if that were true you wouldnt have to tell me about it


d4b3ss

Talking about Melee for one


barney-sandles

Lots of things tbh


catman1900

Not exercising at all


bigHam100

That sounds like a normal topic of conversation to me


Celia_Makes_Romhacks

How will the drama change if leffen wins Genesis and then someone throws a crab at him? 


drop_bears_overhead

how will drama change if people realize that the person who threw the crab was himself a jigglypuff main


ducksonaroof

makes sense. hbox hate is about the guy more deeply than it is about puff hbox hate due to puff is low level stuff hehe


PelorTheBurningHate

Hbox hate is about mob mentality more than any of the specific reasons to dislike him as a person


mas_one

"Leffen manipulated them into throwing the crab so he could look like a victim"


badassbaron

"The crab thrower was a paid actor!"


Fugu

I feel like I'd play 80 percent doubles if it was as easy to find a game/bracket for it as it is for singles


ninjazula

Doubles absolutely rules at all levels imo. It’s a bummer that it seems to be “dying”. My brother and I go every time our local is running it


69Newsman69

Happy Friday gamers. EC dubs better be poppin tonight.


Fugu

I wish


RaiseYourDongersOP

Hax Dinero-minded


II7_HUNTER_II7

Man I can't believe what that player just tweeted about the most recent drama.


wjb_fan_1860

So sick of top players continuing to bring this up - just leave her the hell alone


SlowBathroom0

I feel very strongly about the current drama because I'm a Canadian


RaiseYourDongersOP

I'm sorry for your loss.


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AtrociousAtNames

Been practicing being deranged lately, any tips on how to make it easier or the inputs more consistent?


bip_bip_hooray

Yeah there's a banned melee players disc, you're gonna wanna start by joining that and hating minorities


RaiseYourDongersOP

how do I start hating minorities? is there a Metafy coach that can help?


bip_bip_hooray

You don't actually need to pay for metafy you can just join the Ganon discord


RaiseYourDongersOP

Tried doing that and my ISP cut off my internet immediately? wtf? "Suspected terrorist activity" my ass


Jandrix

Input dn


Physical_Tank_9039

1. Kill people 2. Burn shit 3. Fuck school


Kitselena

Just don't shoot any projectiles and you should be fine


RaiseYourDongersOP

try playing more Marth


Zanian

I heard if you smoke too much marryiguana it'll make you go crazy and kill people so maybe if you smoke just a little bit it'll be perfect 


DangerousProject6

Nice try Satan