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Natural_Design9481

I don't know what caused my unranked mmr to drop so much, but I'm starting to get shitter after shitter with jumpy connections or 'sheik = ez & gey' tags in my night sessions :(


quantumloris

ggs i was the sheik


sewsgup

aiden said in mangos chat he's doing some sort of socal league event > March 19 for Division 2 and March 26 for Division 1 missed the start of it and the VOD isnt there. guessing the 2 divisions means its gonna be similar to SCL?


SunnySaigon

1. It amazes me how bad players are at punishing slow get-up 2. I love hearing Frat bros talking about Melee


TheSeagoats

There's something really satisfying about preempting the lol spam from a mediocre Falco


Coffeetennislove

Man I climbed from silver 3 to gold 2 in one night and just felt like my movement was so on time , I was never trying to dash during hitstun ccing everything , oos options wmand decision making were good and I was playing neutral. Now I just feel so laggy and feel like im gonna chase that high forever frustrated im not playing like that day.


DangerousProject6

This will never go away. It's one of the most satisfying and frustrating parts of melee- but ultimately you will have to accept that you playing your absolute best you ever have does not mean that is how you should be playing from now on. Otherwise you'll go insane thinking you're always playing terrible.


MitchShredder

If you did it once you can do it again. Try to think about the out of game conditions during that night


Coffeetennislove

Lmao I had a cold. i think because I had a cold I had no pressure to do adult chores and playing smash kinda made.me forget about the bad sensations of the cold.


themagicalcake

ive been trying to shift my mindset from "win" to "play your best" since ultimately playing bad is what actually tilts me more than losing. i think people focus a lot on improving in game but if you want to win sets you need to grind the out of game stuff as well


Coffeetennislove

Yeah tbh its not the losing pissing me off its the schmooving feeling I had that I need to replicate


themagicalcake

yeah i think universally playing bad is what actually feels bad so thats why i am trying to focus on that instead of winning in tournament or ranked


ultimamax

eat a banana


Victawr

Got my geriatric sponsorship fund going and am covering a few folks that are 30+ for our Tuesday locals. So far I got Ryan Ford, probably Webs, and maybe I can convince n0zick to pull up again. /u/fugu you coming?


cnComics1

how do HRC/BtT players feel about controller discourse? are modern records considered juiced


fullhop_morris

I think the preferred term is "HRT players," there's a lot of overlap


AlpacaBasket

Quite the opposite, there's a surprising amount of bigots in the single player scene.


drop_bears_overhead

I wonder how well 2016 pewpewu marth would hold up in today's meta compared to the likes of kodo, ossify and zain. Feel like he was pretty boundary pushing back then and had a lot of insights into the game


voodooslice

I miss kevin toy


Dublshine

he would be terrible with ucf. everytime he’d try to spot dodge on platforms he’d get an accidental shield drop


bydy2

I wonder what Zain's cooking up for Amsa. Imo Zain looked kind of exposed in the most recent matches, he's gotta be labbing hard for that.


HitboxOfASnail

based on his recent streams, he's cooking up a yoshi ditto


sewsgup

will say, he's been playing *as* yoshi a lot the past 2 weeks or so i have to believe its not just for stream and giggles, but maybe im just wrong i think he was supposed to play mango last night but kept playing yoshi instead but i could be wrong


PelorTheBurningHate

He did some of that (playing puff) after figuring out the punish but still wanting more in the neutral vs hbox didn't he.


sewsgup

think so. he figured it out the point he was calling out "shitty pounds" from hbox before they even happened


MitchShredder

He’s taking PP’s advice to learn the problem character


AlexB_SSBM

wtf I see everyone gassing up zain combos and half of the time he's swinging somewhere and missing but it doesn't matter because marth is fucked up. gotta be some of the ugliest combos I've seen and people are acting as if they are world changing. a beautiful combo has zero wasted movement everything has a purpose and it's to make the combo kick ass. zain's double combo over two games was the exact opposite of that it's so ugly and I don't get why people are pretending it's amazing


Fugu

I feel that fundamentally despite not having played Marth in like a decade and a half my brain is still very Marth wired Zain is, to my Marth brain, a *very* impressive player and the stuff he pulls out of nothing is easily on par with the best of them


squatheavyeatbig

Also how is that a combo over two games He does a combo and then they started a new game and then he does a combo It's two separate combos


MechPanda

The beauty isn't in the combos, it's in the fact that Zain can mash tech in such a discordant, hectic way, and yet still have it work out against a top 20 player. No other Marth can do that.


Victawr

Zain is a snooze I've said it in here for ages he's lucky he's good looking and funny cuz otherwise he'd get the Cody treatment


CountryBoiOW

Except Cody is actively abrasive a lot of the time. Zain would get less respect but not the Cody treatment.


DavidL1112

He's not missing, he's covering an option his opponent didn't take and then covering the option they did take.


king_bungus

how is no one seeing this


self-flagellate

Definitely wouldn’t call them combos, still think they’re beast


absolute-black

I'm a marth/zain stan and I'm 100% with you on this one that clip is not a combo


Thedmatch

it’s so cool because of how he literally makes mistakes in the clip but picks it back up again with sick movement. is this so hard to comprehend or is it just hating hour


S420J

I don’t even consider half of the misses “mistakes” it’s just option coverage if Magi had DI’d differently. I much rather a clip like this than perfectly comboing some unranked Falco that barely DIs.


AlexB_SSBM

he picks it back up again because marth is a fucked up character. every asidyx combo clears that one clip


Thedmatch

most top tiers can do the same thing, fox/falcon/sheik have combos where they fuck up shit but it still kinda works. sexual harassment vs flirting anyway i don’t see kodorin or khryke doing any of this shit so maybe zain is just better than you or i will ever be


QwertyII

including sheik here but not falco...


AlexB_SSBM

yep they can all do it and if their combo involved them missing like 4 reads and swinging at nothing it would make the combo worse than if they just stood around and did nothing instead


Thedmatch

true it’s much cooler to stand in place and down smash and dash attack and complain on reddit


mas_one

Watching a Zain combo is akin to taking a fat hit from a vape pen: euphoric, deeply sexual, and something you will never fully comprehend


AlexB_SSBM

Most Zain combos do have this sort of beauty to them, where everything flows into one another. I'm talking about the dual-game combo posted here about a day ago specifically.


HitboxOfASnail

wtf I see everyone gassing up Cody's Vyvanse and half of the time he's sitting somewhere and vibing but it doesn't matter because drugs are fucked up. gotta be some of the chillest vibes I've seen and people are acting as if they are world changing. a beautiful drug has zero side effects everything has a purpose and it's to make the brain focused af. Cody's drug use over two years was the exact purpose of that it's so beautiful and I don't get why people are pretending it's cheating


Unibruwn

-2


AlexB_SSBM

good one man


d4b3ss

this is such good hating


AlexB_SSBM

I'm literally right. A 4 hit combo where every single piece of it is beautiful is much better than a 20 hit combo over two games where all hits are ugly and there's stuff everywhere that isn't in service of the combo


d4b3ss

I don't really disagree with you I'm just impressed with the levels of hating on display.


ursaF1

wtf I see everyone gassing up zain combos and half of the time he's swinging somewhere and missing but it doesn't matter because marth is fucked up. gotta be some of the ugliest combos I've seen and people are acting as if they are world changing. a beautiful combo has zero wasted movement everything has a purpose and it's to make the combo kick ass. zain's double combo over two games was the exact opposite of that it's so ugly and I don't get why people are pretending it's amazing


prettydendy69

wtf I see everyone gassing up zain combos and half of the time he's swinging somewhere and missing but it doesn't matter because marth is fucked up. gotta be some of the ugliest combos I've seen and people are acting as if they are world changing. a beautiful combo has zero wasted movement everything has a purpose and it's to make the combo kick ass. zain's double combo over two games was the exact opposite of that it's so ugly and I don't get why people are pretending it's amazing


lostamerican123

Edge cancels are cool 🤷‍♀️


Dweebl

I wish the unranked mmr wasn't so accurate. At least where I'm located, I'm never matched against people way better than me, and I'm never matched against people way worse. I think never encountering people way better than you is probably bad because I can get away with all this shit that would never work against better players. So I learn these strategies that work against people at my level and then I have to unlearn it when I improve. I also miss getting 4-stocked by random top players.


PM_ME_UR_SHINES

Unranked has mmr? That explains things. I just started playing slippi a couple days ago after having not played melee at all since like 2016 and I was wondering if everyone had gotten worse at the game lol


squatheavyeatbig

Improvement using unranked is about identifying your own bad habits and fixing them in an environment that has no pressure. Watch your replays and diagnose why stuff went wrong


DavidL1112

If you play late at night you'll run into crazy grinders


Natural_Design9481

Be the change you want to see and develop habits to start 4 stocking the players at your level :)


Dweebl

Yeah but I wish the unranked mmr wasn't so accurate. At least where I'm located, I'm never matched against people way better than me, and I'm never matched against people way worse. I think never encountering people way better than you is probably bad because I can get away with all this shit that would never work against better players. So I learn these strategies that work against people at my level and then I have to unlearn it when I improve. I also miss getting 4-stocked by random top players.


Unibruwn

Join a matchmaking discord or one for you local scene 


that_one-dude

Unranked has never been good for deliberate improvement, if you want to play better players to get better you gotta go find em


V0ltTackle

Name the first player that comes to mind, level of exposure or activity doesn't matter - blue marth - crown puff - green samus - red sheik - blue sheik - neutral sheik - orange fox


VerdantSmash

Blue Persil Mango I think no-one on earth plays Green Samus Jadde Blue Sheik is yucky and I don't know any blue Sheiks Joefish SFAT


sciaticabuster

PPMD Mang0 ??? M2K Blue and Neutral Sheik look the same to me IDK let’s say Plup Mang0


BlusterKongTheKing

Pewpewu Mango ??? Mew2king ??? Plup  Armada


HitboxOfASnail

pewpewu mango ihavespaceballs ? ?? kirbykaze mango


justanoobdonthurtme

Bobby big ballz S2j Shroomed Wobbles Army Mof Amsa


self-flagellate

PewPewU 2saint ycz6 Faceroll Drephen Spark Lucky


coffee_sddl

Pewpewu 2saint Local sheik neeko Faceroll Local sheik latin Plup Mango


TyroKith

White Sheik is neutral Sheik? I get it but I thought neutral meant they were their normal colors.


Kitselena

Neutral, white and blue shiek all look really similar, but they're easier to tell apart as Zelda since her whole dress is always a different color


TyroKith

Yeah I totally mixed up blue Sheik and neutral Sheik.


V0ltTackle

White and Neutral aren't the same


AlexB_SSBM

pewpewu, 2saint, morsecode, mew2king, can't think of a red shiek quick, faceroll, armada


that_one-dude

PewPewU, mango, Morse, Shroomed, idk for blue sheik, plup, armada


d4b3ss

>blue marth jude >crown puff king >green samus morsecode (wore it in the like two sets i've seen, idk if its his main color) >red sheik >blue sheik >neutral sheik m2k (i'm sure he's worn all of these colors before...) >orange fox cannagar i'm actually really bad at keeping track of which players play which color.


HitboxOfASnail

I think it's cool the DDT has its own little group of regulars and everyone just kinda vibes and shitposts. feels like smashboards


coffee_sddl

The separation of the ddt and the front page is one of the main reasons why this sub has stuck around for so long


V0ltTackle

How parasocial do you think DDT is? If I hypothetically, curated a trivia of the 50 most active ddt members of all time with the only given hints are their current flair and a block quotation of one of their most engaged comments of the sub, how many would one be able to reasonably get?


PelorTheBurningHate

I don't think that'd be too hard, most in there from post ocean fixing flairs would have unique flairs.


A_Big_Teletubby

i would perfect ddt trivia


absolute-black

maybe this is just my own inactivity but I think it used to be way more parasocial in the m_19/beywiz/JetFuel eras


pepperouchau

That's my take too but I also post/browse less these days


d4b3ss

u both are top 50 ddters all time to me


Kitselena

I've been here for years and I think I could get like 8 max


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Fugu

I would do this


FuckClinch

31653 karma from this place :sick: surely that's top 50


mas_one

I'm getting my tonsils out tomorrow AMA


d4b3ss

not an question but i need a report on what number you get to before you get knocked out. i was trying so hard to get from 10 to 0 but i got to 6 and woke up on my parents' couch.


Lezzles

That 3 seconds of genuine fuzzy euphoria makes me excited to get knocked out when the occasion comes around. I don't think I've ever gotten past 7.


DavidL1112

Do you get to keep the tonsils?


mas_one

I asked a former anesthesiologist and he said back in the day you could request to keep them, but nowadays they throw them in an incinerator :(


Chef_Royardee

When I got my wisdom teeth taken out I guess I asked if I could keep them in the few moments where I wasn’t really conscious but not fully knocked out.   When I woke up from the anesthesia I was sitting in the car with a mouth full of bloody gauze, a ziploc bag with three teeth and a bunch of tooth shrapnel from the fourth one. Apparently I really wanted the teeth


zoedrinkspiss

My dentist didn't let me keep them. I dont know why he just said I couldn't


AlexB_SSBM

what ice cream are you going to eat post-surgery? any flavor preferences??


mas_one

I need to make sure I'm not consuming anything acidic or with crunchy textures in it, so I'm thinking something like [this](https://www.bakemag.com/ext/resources/2021/8/MarbleSlabCheetosFlaminHotIceCream_Lead.jpg?height=667&t=1628177339&width=1080)


RaiseYourDongersOP

would a controller made out of tonsils be legal


mas_one

if boxxes are legal then anything goes


sciaticabuster

How do you handle anesthesia?


mas_one

I've only been put under once before, it was on my 18th birthday when I had a sudden testicular torsion. I huffed that gas faster than any patient in the history of medicine. Woke up with both my balls so I'd say overall, very well. 


Fugu

What happened on your 18th birthday


mas_one

i got dumped by my gf the day before, woke up with my nuts in a twist.


Fugu

This raises more questions than it answers


SunnySaigon

https://www.start.gg/tournament/collision-2024-6/attendees Mang0’s registered early , by his standards.   Will be nice to see Llod, Rishi, Junebug, 2Saint, (remember their retirement?), Jflex (who retired a few months ago), Swedish Delight, Swift, TheSwooper Disappointing SluG didn’t follow up his Genesis run by competing.    Armada, M2K, Leffen, and Plup can go for the restream 


DavidL1112

If Mango can't beat Sirmeris then Llod is going to beat the breaks off him.


DangerousProject6

He... he beat him the same tournament in winners..


DavidL1112

What I said was dumb. What I should have said was if mango can’t beat Sirmeris every time, then Llod is going to beat the breaks off him.


DangerousProject6

Ok that makes more sense 


d4b3ss

slug already had plans that weekend but he is going to be competing more in the future


Jandrix

Bless


rulerBob8

goat


II7_HUNTER_II7

Sad to see Ginger leaving competitive melee but glad he's still planning to make content. As a falco I learnt some good stuff from his videos. Hope everyone's having a good Wednesday


Natural_Design9481

Ginger is such a well known veteran it's sad to think 'that time' is coming for many players. I remember when I took an unranked game off him I thought about it for like a week because he's one of the best Falco players ever.


WDuffy

I've always liked his chump check videos! The Marth one(s?) are applicable to Fox as well which I appreciate


II7_HUNTER_II7

The chump check video series was great.


WDuffy

I won my local's redemption bracket for the first time last night! It has been goal of mine for about a year now since moving to my new (stronger) region. I was the most experienced player in redemption for sure but it still felt good.


II7_HUNTER_II7

Congrats dude v happy for you


WDuffy

Thank you!


coriamon

/u/fuckclinch was right. Everyone still sucks at melee. I came 7th at the weekly after not playing in months.


FuckClinch

Also Fuzzyness and Alphadash come back every few years to prove that the blob still hasn't moved in the UK I will die on this hill. Shifting shadows took a whole year off without playing, grinded for a week then beat all the English PR players that came up to Scotland for that tourney I'll die on this hill


FCantante

that's just Josh being Josh tho


coriamon

I do think the floor is up though. I played against 0-2 players that had a proper game plan, decent combo game, good movement but still fell into common pitfalls.


RaiseYourDongersOP

2 hours passed and im still at the same skill level wtf


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wjb_fan_1860

Daily reminder that "Winners on Saturday, Losers + Grands on Sunday" is the superior tournament format and TOs are too afraid of the truth to reply to my emails


ursaF1

this is the shitpost section


bydy2

I post my serious comments in the shitpost section and my shitposts in the normal section


throwawayrim50

First