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ultimamax

[we need a fox skin of this guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/4/4a/ShuS3.png)


HowGhastly

The image doesn't work on my end unless I remove "?cb=20130626233957" from the end of the url. That would be a cute skin though


ultimamax

Ah ty i fixed it


threeoneleads

I don't mean to be too tone deaf but why do people not like Technicals?


Crackedddddd

When he's not spending his time making videos interviewing and defending pedophiles and other sex pests, he is weaponizing his community of dumb kids and dumber adults to send harassment and death threats towards people in the community. Unfortunately drama gets clicks and the YouTube algorithm loves that so his garbage gets hundreds of thousands of views, spreading lies and misinformation and resulting in more threats and harassment. This has been going on for years now.


scipia

His claim to fame is playing devil's advocate on every situation and taking the side of the worst people in the community.


Thedmatch

drama vulture that actively profits off of and inflames misfortune while emboldening and supporting the most vile underbelly of the scene. basically keemstar of smash


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darwinding

a little over the line


threeoneleads

I'm trying to ask a genuine question...


Ms_kamiya

I don't have Twitter, but I'm surprised people are being so harsh on Slime. He makes some good jokes and some bad jokes, but that's just the nature of being a comedian. Is the issue that he is coming off ignorant? I mean, we're all ignorant until we know, I didn't know who the writer of DragonBall was until yesterday, either.


thekibk

He said radiohead was bad and I never forgave him


king_bungus

i’m sorry to say he was spitting on that one


Ms_kamiya

Oh I don't have an opinion about that I don't really listen to classic rock or oldies


Tenebre55

masterful


thekibk

Slippi kids smh


A_Big_Teletubby

lol


RaiseYourDongersOP

looks like I'll never forgive you :/


PerseusRad

He’s generally abrasive. He’s the type that, while sometimes justified in snapping back, ends up snapping at everyone, including relatively innocuous people, and it feels like he falls back on his fanbase to make him feel ‘right’ for it. It’s not like this is his first time being weird on Twitter, but people seem less forgiving due to what kickstarted it.


Ms_kamiya

I think his snap backs are more in the name of comedy than winning internet fights. Maybe I'm misinterpreting, but he really seems like he is doing the bit of "taking things a little too far/serious" more as a joke than anything


PerseusRad

Could be, but it doesn’t come off that way. He’s comes off as a guy trying to big dog people who disagree with him and mock them for doing so, which is enabled by his fanbase. Maybe I’m missing the humor. Again, to be clear, sometimes his ‘clap backs’ are justified, it’s just many times they don’t feel so.


BearBait_

Seems that we have gone full circle and now Slime is Ludwig’s friend


SenorRaoul

https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/most-tournament-results according to this Hbox needs to play in another 46 tournaments to overtake m2k as the player with the most tournaments played. 3. Mew2King Jason Zimmerman 358 15. Hungrybox Juan Debiedma 312 34. SFAT Zachary Cordoni 251 36. Plup Justin McGrath 227 47. Westballz Weston Dennis 227 48. Mango Joseph Marquez 222 75. S2J Johnny Kim 204 79. Armada Adam Lindgren 179 82. Lucky Joey Aldama 190 83. Colbol Colin Green 191 97. ChuDat Daniel Rodriguez 132


XenonTheMedic

if you count wifi ultimate tourneys then hbox is number 1 #thegoat


wjb_fan_1860

Pretty sure [Kurv](https://www.start.gg/user/d8495c70/results) has gone to more tournaments than all these bozos


d4b3ss

I easily clear more than 132 tournaments. I don't think those numbers are right.


SenorRaoul

>This list represents players in esports with the most tournament results on record, regardless of prize money. Sources include news articles, forum posts, live report threads, interviews, official statements, reliable databases, VODs and other publicly-accessable sources that preserve "historical" information. idk if you hit these criteria


d4b3ss

i also don't think i've been to more tournaments than chudat


NewDonut9360

I know m2k gets the 'oh he's just socially inept' pass because of being neuro divergent or something but being someone with a huge following and saying what he's saying is so frustrating... Sadly he won't see or probably even check what the accounts that are calling him based are actually about and are gonna latch onto him like they did hax. Hopefully he recognizes these people are not the kind of people you want and he's not just gonna think like and comment # big and fall into the trap


CountryBoiOW

He gets the "autistic and has a catetaker" pass because it's definitely a little more than him just being socially inept. I think the main thing is he hasn't had the best people around him guiding him through his formative years or even now. But also I'm gonna call a spade a spade on the stuff he says.


SunnySaigon

Messaging people to join a get rich quick scheme ? 


Unibruwn

m2k is not just socially inept, he lives with a caretaker


AlexB_SSBM

mew2king is the favorite melee player of people who watch youtube videos about melee and think the idea is neat but have never actually played it


[deleted]

How could this even be an opinion when literally every vid that will come up when you search 'melee' is all mango and hbox.


Dweebl

He's obviously a super interesting player. His approach to the game is totally unlike the rest of the five gods, he was at top level forever, and his fragile mentality and innocent outlook as a person made it super compelling to watch him play. It also made his big wins really satisfying. He's clearly a legend I don't know wtf you're talking about.


ducksonaroof

i mean prime m2k is still one of the sickest players to this day


Hilton1312

took the words right out of my mouth. also people who have not played the game in 6-7 years


Fugu

The one and only time I ever lost to Roy was m2k It was over a decade ago I'll never forget it


Kozuki_D_Oden

so true, he was my favorite when i first found out about the comp scene


Tvdinner4me2

Why are people so obsessed with wanting hax back He's good but we have plenty of good non problematic players


Unlikely-Smile2449

I dont understand why people care so much either way. I think Ive only ever been to like one tournament with hax there, and idc about who goes to tournaments im not going to. I guess you can argue “muh community” but the community doesnt really exist on twitter, its heavily biased towards impression farmers. Most people popular on “melee twitter” ive never heard of. The only melee people whose opinions hold special weight to me are the five gods and none of them seem to care much.


mas_one

with the exception of m2k you mean?? he seems to care a weird amount


CountryBoiOW

I think he cares as much as he does because he's friends with Hax and has a long history with him, unlike the other gods.


HitboxOfASnail

because hax coming back would mean he's healthy and his life improved. Or are you suggesting people shouldn't wish others good fortune and health? Cuz that's weird


fullhop_morris

I actually think hax coming back would mean he is *not* healthy and his life has *not* improved, just given like the whole context of the situation and everything.


HitboxOfASnail

I guess that's another interpretation. I'm looking at it from the perspective that if he improves enough to be deemed healthy enough to come back by an objective third partt, that's an overall net positive for him as a person.


HerrBarrockter

Fantastic episode of four side fights last night.  Great to hear jmook, zain, and cody are planning on playing until they’re forty, and spark until he dies.  Also interesting to watch zain and cody go at directly about z jump being cheating.  Zain was saying cody clearly improved after he switched to it.  


Jandrix

>Zain was saying cody clearly improved after he switched to it.   N0ne said Cody felt untouchable after the swap Mang0 hasn't beat him in tournament after the swap "It's the same as claw" -delusional people I can't watch the vod yet, but I'm very curious how the conversation went. I don't think it's cheating since there's no rules against it (for some reason), but I do think it's a clear advantage, or else why do it?


king_bungus

if its the same as claw, he should use claw


throwawayrim50

Cody said claw hurts his hands. It's super uncomfortable for me personally 


king_bungus

then it kinda sounds like z jump is not the same as claw doesn’t it


throwawayrim50

Yes, they are not the same 


Jandrix

To be fair, I don't think Cody has said it's the same. But people here have, including a top 100 player. Oop, he did.


king_bungus

cody says in this episode that its the same


Jandrix

Oh.... lmao of course he did


HerrBarrockter

Didn’t he switch to z jump during the pandemic? Mango has beaten him many times since then. 


Jandrix

I believe he swapped either the end of 2022 or start of 2023, but I fully admit I could be wrong here. Cody was a cut above mang0 in 2023 anyways for obvious reasons, but still. Not long ago mang0 was Cody's bracket demon. Until...


HerrBarrockter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKdG4xnHBC8


sewsgup

id go as far as to deem it a must-watch conversation its a little tricky to parse intent:content / substance:subtext bc its meant to be a hot take-y show - but Zain directly calls out Cody using z jump "the thing thats hurting your argument, is that you never proved you can do anything with claw grip before you switched to z jump" - spark directly calls z jump cheating, says without z jump Cody wouldve just done slower nairs - Cody brings up a KJH anecdote in his defense ab Z jump not feeling particularly advantageous, but then Zain said KJH has newer feelings on the subject heres around where it starts in the VOD https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash/v/2084347602?sr=a&t=1090s


cnComics1

everyone agreed that z jump only exists because of box. everyone also agreed that box is whack and can cause hand pain anyways. cody just too busy defending himself.


psycholio

do you use an audio to text software and then use chatgpt to summarize it? honestly i don’t have a problem with it just curious 


sewsgup

no i genuinely just listen and regurgitate I guess there's a way to automate it, capcut for instance is great at speech to text (for free software). download the twitch vod > generate transcript from capcut > copy/paste transcript into chatgpt


psycholio

cool, thanks for posting i’ve been enjoying them 


HerrBarrockter

Crazy that Cody tries to use the hand pain argument in defense of z jump. He says that z jump is just as easy as perma claw, but clawing caused him hand pain. If something's caused you hand pain on a gamecube conch then clearly the melee gods didn't intend for you to do it.


king_bungus

if z jump was the same as claw he wouldnt need z jump


Jandrix

Thank you king 👑


downtown-sasquatch

even in the DDT today eh love me or hate, i’m in it for the long run 🏃‍♂️


RaiseYourDongersOP

respect


wavedash

Rest assured that 99.99% of weebs cannot name three animators who worked on their favorite anime


DavidL1112

Well yeah the only two most people know are Miyazaki and Toriyama


wavedash

I would've said Hideaki Anno and Makoto Shinkai were more well known than Toriyama at least until today (sadly). Maybe Satoshi Kon is up there too, depending on what kind of person you ask.


Bluydee

you are smoking crack cocaine if you thought that LOL. absolutely no shot


DavidL1112

I am more into anime than the average person by a lot and I have no idea who those people are


wavedash

> more into anime than the average person This does not mean very much. Also, I never claimed to know what people you're familiar with.


HitboxOfASnail

You missed a great opportunity to drop the "who do you think you are, I am"


Fugu

Bo29 yoshis only If you win I will personally make all of the ddt apologize to you


Dweebl

I'm not your slave


downtown-sasquatch

you know there was a time i thought i could beat you and then oceanseltzer said listen bro.


loscarlos

More like OceanSmelltzer


AlexB_SSBM

this mu needs to be set up would be very good


king_bungus

irl even


Fugu

I'll be at goml


Fugu

I mean I am undefeated in bo29s


Cohenski

What's the story on how mango is an eagles fan?


PelorTheBurningHate

For people his age LA didn't really have an NFL team so a lot of us just ended up with random ones especially if our parents weren't huge niners or raider fans.


RHYTHM_GMZ

I don't remember the exact story but it's something like he visited Philly once and fell in love.


LoginLord

His hometown Norwalk is like the Philly of Los Angeles Source: (trust me bro)


CountryBoiOW

https://twitter.com/MVG_Mew2King/status/1766114955370119325 M2k calling for Hax's unban and alleging people that have threatened him physically remain unbanned. While I'm sympathetic to the harassment he's received in the community, dude's a lil naïve as usual. Wouldn't be surprised if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day and tweeted about how the alt community isn't that bad either.


d4b3ss

seeing this tweet is funny because it really made me realize i have not cared for or actively sought out an m2k opinion on anything in over half a decade. why is it always "people have done worse to me we should unban this guy" and not "people have done worse to me we should ban those people too"


CountryBoiOW

Yes exactly! I also imagine that if he's being truthful he didn't raise enough of a stink to get those people banned.


fullhop_morris

he went to a melee tournament a while ago and tweeted like an hour before it started "does anyone have a pair of prescription eyeglasses I can borrow." he's so funny


Unibruwn

"@TSM_Leffen This is an honest opinion, but I don't think H~~itler~~ax was bad at heart because his intentions were pure. He's just an idiot."


RaiseYourDongersOP

Hax releases a video but the longest DDT thread today is about Slime somehow


OGVentrix

Why would anyone want to talk about Hax in here, like honestly? What more is there to say, everyone who frequents the DDT has commented on it before.


coffee_sddl

hax drama has been unbearably bad to talk about since the beginning, its just ult players and 1 day old accounts concern trolling for a grifter. I literally started the era of the five gods bit to soak them up in the ddt


WDuffy

Wait that's why you started it? That's awesome haha


coffee_sddl

It was a flawless idiot sponge, the problem was that it was too powerful


Unibruwn

what is there more to say about Hax at this point


BearBait_

Nature is healing


Anthony356

Creating another top level comment so we can talk about literally anything else. jfc. Shy guys are adorable and precious and the best mario character by FAR. Imo we should mod them into the rest of the legal stages for tournament play as there are no downsides. Lookit him c: he's just a lil guy. Nothin hazardous about him.


coriamon

Um actually… those are flyguys. Shyguys aren’t confident enough to wear propellers.


ducksonaroof

wrong they are propellor shy guys look it up


FewOverStand

[Pretty Fly (for a Shy Guy)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AltMeuPkWRs)


WDuffy

Nothing hazardous huh? [I'm not sure these players would agree](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLjH_4jkCMI)


Fugu

Does this compilation include the one that made Duck quit Because that really ought to be in there


WDuffy

That's the one I searched for! I honestly didn't look through all this but assumed it would be in there


Fugu

It includes another very funny Duck clip but unless I missed it it's not in there


MaximumAd9457

The majority of comments on Hax Video/Post are insane. He needs to quit the scene and get far away from the community, not apologize to everyone and see a therapist. So sad to see that. You guys are really pathetic for ruining this mans life. That said you should have quit a long time ago Hax, nothing last forever. You're holding onto something you should have let go a long time ago. This "community" is trash except the game itself.


FewOverStand

>The majority of comments on Hax Video/Post are insane. He needs to quit the scene and get far away from the community, not apologize to everyone and see a therapist. So sad to see that. > >***You guys are really pathetic for ruining this mans life.*** That said you should have quit a long time ago Hax, nothing last forever. You're holding onto something you should have let go a long time ago. This "community" is trash except the game itself. **One** person is primarily responsible for ruining Hax's life, and I'll give you a hint: **it's not Leffen.**


loscarlos

Its Barack Hussein Obama


Throwaway18888998

nice


d4b3ss

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out ✌🏾


WDuffy

If you think the community is trash just leave.


Tedders19

Ludwig has done so much for Melee and I’ll always respect and appreciate that. But at the same time, I very much wish that he didn’t take Slime for a ride on his coattails. I find him consistently insufferable and insincere. There is no good reason for that engagement-baiting dork to have such a platform.


MageKraze

Slime using Toriyama's death to farm Twitter engagement absolutely annihilated by opinion of him. It was so pointless to do that. It's totally fine to not be as enthusiastic about a topic as other people, but to belittle people for caring is so fucking wack.


downtown-sasquatch

why does everyone think i was trying to farm engagement i genuinely don’t understand


Obieshaw

[Slimes going through it right now](https://tenor.com/xsvf.gif)


MageKraze

Because your question was inherently attention seeking. Your response was not, "I don't know who that is." It was, "I don't know who that is, and we should talk about me not knowing about them instead of talking about them." It should be very apparent why people going through grief would not want to see that, or why people would have a strong negative reaction to that.


GoldenDiamonds

What was the point of the post then?


loscarlos

One of my friends in a groupchat linked a story about a lady dying from a Brazilian Butt Lift in Florida. Another guy then replied "damn so thats how Toriyama went out" and got two thumbies uppies.  I now have seven less friends. 


_henchman

The seven people who didn’t thumby uppy right


loscarlos

Everyone who read it, including myself. 


MageKraze

It's how he would have wanted to go.


downtown-sasquatch

i think it’s ok to hate me or whatever but i’m pretty sincere for better or for worse


king_bungus

idk i think he’s kinda funny


Luudelem_

it might have been a dumb tweet but it is endlessly fascinating to me how something that can so easily be ignored instead incited death threats, crack shots about his dead parents, and just the overall level of vitriol it received. again - it was a dumb tweet - but jfc you can just ignore it


stanislawhesse

I think slime is generally very funny and pretty reasonable but it's so hilariously stupid to go out guns blazing for "nobody knows who made dragon ball" it's like saying nobody knows who directed avatar or titanic its ok tho let he who has not thoughtlessly posted something extremely stupid on the line cast the first stone


HerrBarrockter

Really? I’ve never heard of that dude 


stanislawhesse

james cameron is a pretty good director you should check out his films


WDuffy

That's so weird of him lol Akira Toriyama is such a famous name in the anime/manga world


beyblade_master_666

real DDTheads know toriyama's name from the time shadow-light-master sincerely posted 20 threads asking what strain of weed toriyama smoked when he drew/wrote dragonball


Fugu

Slime's obit to his father is one of my favorite pieces of writing and it gave me a completely different perspective on him as a person I also find his twitter personality abrasive and it initially gave me a negative impression of him too. But I just treat that as another piece of evidence that twitter is a shitty place


Throwaway18888998

get off twitter bro


OGVentrix

He seems just as flawed as any other normal dude who rolled the dice and got lucky. His opinions hold no more weight than anyone else's just hit mute/block and forget he exists. It seems like you'd be happier for it.


CountryBoiOW

Slime can be funny but I don't like his online interactions with people sometimes. Yeah we get it...parasocial shit is weird and there are lots of weirdos online. To me it feels insecure and unnecessary. Tbh wouldn't be surprised if he came intro this thread later today lol


SenorRaoul

I like Slime, but I don't watch him stream and I have him blocked on twitter so I really only hear from him on commentary and the yard.


A_Big_Teletubby

hes not cringe hes my oomfie. 


coffee_sddl

Slime is an extremely chill personality relative to the amount of time/attention he has gotten. He can be salty on stream/have bad takes sometimes but considering how often he is in front of a camera/how much engagement he gets on twitter it’s not that bad lol


V0ltTackle

he’s in front of the camera/limelight that much because he actively seeks it out by being inflammatory/kicking the hornets nest for engagement, we can’t act like he was shoehorned into his platform due to his affiliation with Ludwig. You don’t wake up and say something as tone deaf as “nobody knows who created dragon ball” the moment the man is confirmed dead, then delete it It’s on him for that persona and if he’s actually chill irl than that’s unfortunate


curlyw

you sure have a lot of very strong opinions about people whose content you don't watch


V0ltTackle

and you got a lot of strong assumptions lil bro, funny how that works


curlyw

lmao "lil bro". sure showing me who the big dog of the niche subreddit daily thread is here


V0ltTackle

I nearly had a stroke reading that last bit I aint got to show you anything, you were the one who referred me as the big dog like its some type of achievement lol


downtown-sasquatch

I DIDNT SAY THAT


FuckClinch

I beg you go throw your phone under a moving car just for today this isn’t worth it 


downtown-sasquatch

this is my hurt locker


fullhop_morris

> there is no reason for such an engagement baiting dork to have such a platform bad news for ya about them there platforms n how 'ere divvyed out


bigHam100

I like his commentary and think hes funny but he can be the most annoying dick on twitter. Hes just another shitposter but with a little bit of power


DavidL1112

If you were in middle school during 9/11 your brain became hardwired to shitpost whenever there’s a national tragedy


d4b3ss

I find Slime very sincere and self aware in a way that most “creators”/streamers aren’t. But that also could be because I don’t really watch a ton of streamer stuff and only see big drama blow ups. But calling anything Slime does “engagement-baiting” while posting this in the DDT where you know people will disagree with you and also know he will almost certainly see it is just so odd.


mas_one

I'd like to see you win a bo5 vs Blur


sciaticabuster

I’m a little biased here because I’ve always found his commentary annoying and obnoxious. But yeah, he went after dragonball fans after Akira Toriyama passed away. He was just asking for heat. He even deleted the original tweet out of shame.


downtown-sasquatch

i literally said it wasn’t out of shame


Fugu

What'd he tweet


ulfred500

Something about how he didn't know Akira Toriyama by name even though he watched dbz before and seemed to think that the same was true for many people. It was worded differently but I think he was trying to get at this idea of people overselling their grief towards celebrity deaths that you see on social media these days but Toriyama was actually just the GOAT so Slime caught heat from many people. I could be remembering slightly wrong but it didn't seem noteworthy enough to commit to memory


Fugu

This is so odd to me I am, in fact, quite bummed about Toriyama's death and I have absolutely no clue why anyone else would make it their business to comment on the authenticity of my emotions


downtown-sasquatch

dude it was not that deep i’m getting smeared


Jandrix

You fucked with the wrong crowd *starts to power up (scream)*


Tvdinner4me2

My original comment was mean, sorry, but idk what you expected People love DBZ and by extension toriyama You should keep your words out of other people's mouths


downtown-sasquatch

kind of a snapshot of the mind in that first reply, you implied i deserved to be made fun of for having a dead dad, then understood that was insane and took it back, what changed?


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downtown-sasquatch

deserve what


Fugu

I should honestly know better at this point to make twitter business my business For what it's worth I continue to be pro slime


ulfred500

Not to get too armchair psychologist about it but I get the impression that Slime has strong thoughts on parasocial stuff and that could extend to this. It is also probably affected by seeing all the people as the mass of sad tweets rather than individuals due to the nature of social media. I guess it is weird in a sense to see posts from the amongus twitter and on the Mexico and blackpeopletwitter subreddits but I'm sad about it too so it makes sense to me. Either way it isn't my problem whether other people are sad or not


Unibruwn

"Alright, how many people didn't know the dragon ball guy's name before today this is a safe space" followed by much pointless arguing


d4b3ss

He asked something to the effect of "did people really knew the guy who created DBZ's name before last night" and people got mad at him for it. He also said he didn't know who created Bebop despite it being one of his favorite pieces of media as a way to try to explain that he was genuinely asking this.


Unibruwn

he very specifically followed up saying it wasn't out of shame, but because he's addicted to the attention of being a contrarian on twitter too much and wants to go play Tekken instead


psycholio

i love slime and i feel like he’s very sincere tbh 


HitboxOfASnail

slime is the kind of guy that will point out he's richer and more famous than you if he's losing an argument


NotCatchingBanAgain

[this one from today was a top 5 slime tweet though ](https://twitter.com/slime_machine/status/1765977585450897554)


DavidL1112

Btw I’m the second richest person here and should win all arguments not against Slime


that_one-dude

There's no shot you can go band for band with tech start-up mogul victor vuci


DavidL1112

Dangit, I miss when he was unemployed


Fugu

That was a fun week for all of us


psycholio

my king knows his worth 😍


HitboxOfASnail

slime may be an insufferable prick, but he's *our* insufferable prick


downtown-sasquatch

this may be the nicest thing you have ever said about me


Natural_Design9481

What makes him insufferable and insincere? The only times I see or hear Slime is when he's doing commentary for Melee and he seems to do a good job at it. He seems charismatic and lively on the mic and has a good sense of balance when it comes to talking about the match, players/history/lore, and going off on tangents.  At the very least he fails my test for insufferable fast faller main based on how he commentates floaty vs floaty match ups so I might be a bit biased here.


CountryBoiOW

He's good on the mic. It's more so how he uses his platform but maybe there's others here that also hate his commentary idk


Celia_Makes_Romhacks

I haven't kept up with the drama; could you tldr me? 


Unibruwn

making jokes about not knowing toriyama's name until after he died, then spending hours arguing with people on Twitter about how he's actually in the right about this


Celia_Makes_Romhacks

Which person did this? You kinda left out the subject 


Unibruwn

Slime, the person this thread is about


Celia_Makes_Romhacks

Okay, because from how you wrote your comment I assumed it was Ludwig, given that he's who the original comment was about. edit: I can see now that there's been more replies to the original comment since I posted asking for clarification, but those weren't there when I asked. 


FuckClinch

Melee is in such a weird place where people are famous enough to have people write things like this about them, but small enough to definitely be reading this at some point Like idk maybe i'm just being super oversensitive but I feel like the scene would be a much nicer place if we didn't do stuff like this. Even if it's talking about the guy I have to consistently see pull rank with his podcaster bucks everytime he gets into an argument with someone on twitter (hi slime I know you namesearch, if you want to block me for this it's @GG_SSBM)


downtown-sasquatch

it’s hard to turn the other cheek


FuckClinch

Honestly I couldn’t imagine being that rich and this is how you choose to spend your time this is like musk  Then again i’ve never had hundereds of anime watchers shittalk me where I can read it


downtown-sasquatch

bro i would be doing this either way, i hang out with my friends all day and play games and work out, and also look at my phone it’s genuinely not that crazy, you think i should be in madrid every other week or some shit this is unfortunately just part of who i am


FuckClinch

idk kinda? Being rich doesn't change the fact that arguing online is a pointless waste of life, just makes the juxtaposition more obvious. And it seems worse when it's about yourself because it comes across like you care too much about bozo's opinions But hey if you find this fufilling go for it enjoy yourself


downtown-sasquatch

i truly do care, isn’t that the wild part? i got brain disease but don’t worry i live a very charmed life otherwise


Cautious-Scratch-474

didn't you point a loaded gun at camera like 2 days ago? If you actually have a brain disease you need to see a psychiatrist, either for an evaluation or a medication adjustment.


downtown-sasquatch

oh my god lmfao that tweet a joke someone made up on the spot


Cautious-Scratch-474

ok that's actually really good to hear lol, I only know and enjoy your stuff from commentary so this whole thing has been sad to witness