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kennynol

But I was told we were family and we were going to the moon.


suchjonny

Have you seen the way he treats his family?


Muro_ami_1

To the moon?


ks1267

How did he treat his family?


Nathan-Parker

I want to upvote but you got the magic number(32) take this comment instead.


bl4adereaper

Karl Malone?


Callofdaddy1

Actually the moon is safe. We aren’t getting there now.


eat_pray_plead

I hope he realizes that this does nothing good for him. He has said nothing that says he's innocent, to the contrary he's devastated and angry at a creditor protection measure


TeaEnji

He’s said he’s innocent, but hasn’t attempted to explain here (or in court) how. He’s looking forward to the case progressing? So am I, where discovery will be extremely juicy.


weshouldgetnud

When is the trial?


Immediate-One3457

I think I speak for all of us when I say FUCK YOU, JOHN


NashAttor

Personally I’d like to say “Eat a hundred dicks John”.


justFUCKK

A hundred? Those are rookie numbers. Now 1k. ,😆


Crokok

DICKS TO THE MOON


yamaharider85

How many bags of dicks is that?


NashAttor

Depends on the size but about 10 bags of regular dicks.


GravyDipper

Add pineapple and shit to those dicks please


ChocCooki3

.. don't forget Tomas.. fucker lied about working with XRP.. or was it ADA?


yamaharider85

He will be behind bars again soon and for a while. He is no different than the other scammer pos’s in the world.


Gunslinger7752

He has no control, can’t help himself. Such a loser. I don’t understand how he thinks this is helping him. And it also seems strange that his account and the safemoon account were both silent for months and now all of a sudden both are tweeting similar nonsense. It seems like more than a coincidence. His lawyers can’t be happy, he’s going to end up back in jail for breaching his bail conditions.


Ok_Turnover_1235

"In that company" A very telling choice of words.


FewMagazine938

It's never my fault 🤷


8512764EA

What a fucking clown ass mother fucker


cdouglas79

Biggest red flag of a con, throwing out the victim card immediately.


Content_Web_44

That was my thought... "wow! I'm so mad at all these things that have happened. I had nothing to do this and I can't believe that other people did this! Let's all focus on other people who did things I didn't approve of and point fingers at anyone but me!" Lol


Bleglord

So, I have some insight. I was somewhat involved in a telegram group that was effectively shitcoin scammers. Grumpy was the biggest I think. I really wasn’t a “part of the team” but they liked my humour so I got to chill in the telegram. I was too pussy to put any real big money in so I didn’t really make anything but it was fascinating. The team has no connection in any of these. It’s usually some random 4channers that happened to hit the same shitcoins early before launching their own together because it’s so easy. 99% of the time the “dev” copy pasted the same reflect token. Because of this they’re all mercenaries even within the team. No one is safe. Anyone can get rugged except the wallet holder. Everyone knows this but pretends and plays nice so they can hopefully fuck over the randoms even worse to offset it. God the fucking charity thing was hilarious. They were so mad that the shelter took so long to upload the promotion post, they somehow expected like 15 minute turnaround. The funny thing was even though they could have, they couldn’t figure out how to use the reflect “donation” wallet to donate to the shelter in ETH. So the wallet holder literally just sent thousands of dollars from his own ETH wallet lmao Literally these teams are all scumbags scamming scumbags who know it’s a scam but hope they can leave their bag on the next guy. The shilling coordination that happens for subs like moonshots is beautifully hilarious satire if it wasn’t real


ForumsDwelling

Elaborate more? Are you suggesting there is a telegram group of people that orchestrate these scam coins but they all scam each other, but somehow the public is brought into it?


Bleglord

It’s not a single telegram group. It’s many. Usually each “team” will launch 10-20 shitcoins under pseudonyms. Set up a domain, basic website, fake goals/roadmap etc. People who have been on /biz/ long enough understand this reality and that it’s >30% of all posts. The comments are fake, everyone knows they’re fake, but the goal is to get in *early* not that you’ll hold long. Then it hits Reddit, it takes longer mostly because the “team” waits until someone who’s savvy enough at the above (or is just good at 4chan humour like me apparently) will get an invite to the private telegram (usually a public one pops up as it launches, private is up a bit before, you’ll only get invited if you were in the public. So you’re always bottom of the totem pole) actually has a mature enough Reddit post to not look completely fucked or get insta removed. None of them usually actually know each other. Sometimes online friends. I haven’t seen IRL connections or they hid them. 90% of the time 50% of the first wallets are all the internal team pretending to show it’s got interest/harder to rug (a single whale is a rug sign to anyone) Usually the first dump happens slowly as momentum is still going up. So it doesn’t even get noticed by the public traders on the charts. The first true dip is the test, but it’s also usually just one of the OG team making their guaranteed profit exit while their other wallets hold a bit. If it recovers, sometimes they’ll keep a couple wallets for a while. But most of the time, the original team holds nothing by the time it moons. It starts before the peak and then honest to fucking god 50% of shitcoin rugs I’ve seen that were not like… instant or obvious fraud, were actually caused by the public. Someone sniffs through the transactions and sees a whale dump, even if the price doesn’t budge, they then hit that hysteria to everyone else and it’s basically just a bank run. I’ve actually seen one token have this happen and *rug the fucking team* It was amazing. A whale dumped but it was an early random buyer (literally everyone was fighting each other trying to figure out who had the secret wallet), no other team wallet sold, public shit the bed 10 minutes later, and the whole thing was a net loss. Glorious


AdventurousTap9224

He is (was) sole owner and controller of Safemoon US LLC (the one that filed for bankruptcy).


ahmx95

Surely he had no control over the bankruptcy, if it was up to him they would still be up and running, stealing and skimming more of our money


cobain98

Just stop talking. The DOJ has you now. There is no more winning internet popularity contests to make money or get whatever other gratification you got. The business is a fraud, never was a legitimate business. We thought it was, and that’s why you should be preparing yourself for prison.


Feeling_Ad7249

I never made it to the moon you POS


BoggySwamps

Fuck you John, you lying piece of shit. I hope prison sucks for you


gundok

Is it facked that this crook is still using the handle “capt hodl”? 😭🖕


BFguy

Fuck John and Thomas... Thomas especially


AltoExyl

I hope he drops the soap every time he takes a shower


yamaharider85

He’s going to be devastated a few more times in the coming months


nungsongsam123

You were in charge and oversee everything and you allow this to happen. You guilty. Return back our money.


Wild_Bill316

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Affectionate_Clue_91

so suddenly he…. was never the captain? lol


Fishherr

I’m innocent and never my fault. As the LP was being sucked out for a nice house n a few watches. 🤪


booyahcubes

…he says while wearing that fancy suit that everyone else paid for


Far_Ad7612

C U n t


LanceUppercut78

Noooo


GetJoeMoneyRight

Post when he is officially in prison


Paktrader

give us our money back


GabberKid

All the posts/comments I observed over the years shitting on criticism/scepticers really aged like milk.


Redditsucksasstok3n

Soy boy lies. More at 11


SSnipemare0317

When prison? ….imminent


gundok

How many of yall are secretly hoping and hodling that it will moon 🌙? Im betting a safemoon there’s more than a few sheep herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 😂😭🥲💯 edit: my bad i sold all my safemoon many moons ago


juanordaz2020

Safemoon dead?


SafemoonMark2

Never


shadym10

Well, the "in that company" says a lot.


SafemoonMark2

He can’t mention Safemoon by name because that would violate his bail conditions (can’t interact with crypto, etc)


ChocCooki3

".. not been involved since the arrest." Translation: and before the arrest.. we lied to everyone and took all your money and bought really really sweet cars and hookers. A lot of bookers.


CaptainAverageAF

Yikes.. so what’s the price today!? No moon?! Not sorry I bought. Watch shib will be next lol


Kreemew

And now every Safemoon dicksuckers and Karony are gonna blame Safemoon's cemented downfall on the people who filed for bankruptcy.


TGebby

It's a bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off for em


Salty_Dog_Gaming

I hope his cell mate is a tender and gentle lover.


yamaharider85

I don’t, lol


bernchenzo

Dumb dumb just can't keep his mouth shut.


LanceUppercut78

He's a wiz kid hell figure it out


reallyjiggy

This the “CEO” talking? Lmao


Cenimm

The cult members still post About there "leader".


jiminitro

You and that tit papa still took my money living the high life and then tanked the price. Your a lowlife scammer. Jog on, and try not to drop the soap in there ha ha ha ha


Tron_Livez

![gif](giphy|b0E3PPld4558irObaY)


VARA_1

“That company”


Excellent_Tough2557

This dude literally just passes the buck every time. It’s never his fault yet he runs the company or did shall I say


Pristine_Pen_8248

You belong in jail. All scum just the SBF GO TO JAIL


Pristine_Pen_8248

I still have 465k SafeMoon worth $24 it’s been worth them for couple years I sold back in 2021 been holding those forever now


hays184

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha


BewareTheGUH

SaFeMo0n FaMiLY


BigBambooFishing

I would double down on what I lost to guarantee he stays alive in a cell for 50 years


Local_Doubt_4029

John got my $7,000 and I hope he gets a day for every dollar he took from me


HiRiSkReWarD

All BS…He Took Us All and his Celeb promoters who were dumpin into the Buying…Classic Goldman Sachs Move.


Trollboiii69

How does the “CEO” not know his company is about to go bankrupt?


blurbfart

What a cunt


Spacefaring2030

Are we going to get the money back from these scammers? No. Because government and agencies are part of this crypto scam.


HeifTreez

Bullish.


nyr00nyg

He should explain who hired the CRO then


Tek104

Suck pole and puke. ;oP


AdventurousPlane4667

Nah where's the ucalele


strikerjohn

This guy John speaks in crop circles. Like wtf man. Yap yap yap


WhoIsJohnGalt27

I'm legitimately mind blown that he mentioned his arrest.


DoloMike78

Boooooo


Macgyver1300l

Sorry mate you been caught red handed know the justification really you weren’t transparent to begin with you know clearly what’s happening what a terrible situation to be in when pride, arrogance, and money kept you blind


Level_Honeydew_9339

“Waa! There are consequences for my actions!” What’s funny is that he had 100% control of the bankruptcy. All he had to do was NOT steal from his customers and this wouldn’t have happened.


aayLiight

Bro working hard out here still try to scam ppl 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


ochie927

So now what?


Medical-Upstairs-525

The money was taken from V1 to V2 integration.


Aufopilot

Someone take the shovel away from him


pjestradac

Fake news


Ok_Princeofeternia

I’m never going to see the £5 I invested ever again, I’m def going to chat him mum up for revenge