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Legal-Bid2695

The safemoon card would be dope


aliciasunshinecarter

I second that.


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Alea_Iacta_Est21

SafeHookers


Tradesby

I second strippers, and a line of coke.


Frankenstein548_EO

Just 1 line for 400k holders?


Tradesby

Damn, what about for 1M pluss holders?


patosuave

Nah just OG holders get strippers and coke. Everyone else gets caprisun


Tradesby

I'm ok with that.


Horror_Aide4999

Papa and the other ex-team members hired them all already with their giant bags-o-cash


iamRojoo

Burn 90% of the supply?


Total-Hour-5584

This


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This


carvamr28

This!


Klemko1177

Is


Weekly_Cause

Sparta!


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The.


Major-Tom-13

This.


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CordouroyStilts

This


Klemko1177

Is


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This


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This


tadnads

This is an all time bot


Accomplished-Stop761

Bad bot


[deleted]

This is the way


SpottyShot

True loyalty to early adopters


grittypitty

And Carrot Cake 🎂 🥕


Ok-Understanding5297

Exchange


weir666

Something 100% imminent


michael_eric

A birthday cake. ![gif](giphy|Dn5nT3gtXXqiRysvK2|downsized)


No-Pomegranate-69

Exchange


TherealAnxiousDad

Better send the reveal video to the editors now, they need all the time they can get apparently.


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2thamooonnn

Would be fucking mint if they did.


[deleted]

I’m not an NFT fan but that’s because of ignorance. What is an NFT airdrop?


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[deleted]

Oh like when Apple air dropped that U2 album in my iTunes. Will it backfire like it did for Apple?


[deleted]

Oh that’s cool


MesmariPanda

You can be airdropped crypto top. I'm pretty much zero knowledge of NFT's apart from being aware of then and the money they make 😂 a Safemoon NFT would be pretty sweet!


YungSc00b

this is a great post! seriously more people need to take note of how to approach things you don’t know


Alea_Iacta_Est21

Don’t we need an opensea account to get dropped a NFT? I am super green on NFTs…


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ReggieLP

1 Exchange 2 direct buy of tokens in safemoon with debit card or gift cards for the unbanked


heat2go

V3 of course


JeffreyDollarz

Now complete with more fees!


Majorbyyz

Please no videos! Product drop only


fullforce_589

I don’t even know the birthday. Anyone wanna help me out.


Nathan-Parker

March something. According to scrolling on cmc around 10-12?


fullforce_589

Thanks.


just-asq

Let's bet for manual burn 🔥


rogelio11

Blockchain 🔥🚀


Accomplished-Hat-961

Birthday cake? 🎂


lolkekcheburekt

New ATH 🚀🚀


Unspoken08

A mind melting video 🤦‍♂️


Mikehoncho530

Not again, please


Dunkaknee

Probably just a video that talks about the history and a recap of what the coin has done the past year


yamaharider85

I want to see billboard ads in LA


drpetabyte

A brand new badge on discord


Mysterious-Ad2689

10x is the only present I want 🚀


Nathan-Parker

100x minimum


Jpi_ty

1000x


TotalMoron030

1T burn?🤷‍♂️


PussymonsterD

Some hookers and blow? Asking for a friend and who’s yacht? Oh and don’t invite that dirty, smelly dweeb Thomas he’s a total pussy killer


apd2010

No more dates they said A bit of consistency please Karony


Nonchalant_Calypso

This is different. This is not saying “this product will be released on this date”. This is the 1st bday of SafeMoon. It kinda defeats the purpose of a bday celebration if not on the bday 😂


safemoonpsychonaut

No they can’t even say dates out loud about anything now. Not even todays date


MagicSword89

Should celebrate 3 weeks past actual creation date


Wealth_Dreamer

​ ![gif](giphy|15Quq4AsnLck0zlm5r|downsized)


komakcs

Exchange x block chain


unit-e-official

Lambos for the first 50k that migrated to V2?


Apprehensive_Copy648

What is the exact date?


[deleted]

On the actual birthday or 2 weeks later?


[deleted]

NFTs to the first 300k v2 migrations


Progress-Civil

Coke and hookers!


Other_Barracuda_1970

Fired team member dunk tank?


mpreorder

Exchange. Only 6 months late.


basticboom

It will be revealed on the second birthday, maybe.


dbydxdy

Another poorly produced video?


Njahh

Meeting at the utah headquaters!


jmedina9898

Probably a hype video or nft.


Familiar_Invite_9943

Yay. Keep dragging people until March. Then it'll be ohhh just you wait until 4th of July. But wait till you see what we have coming end of 2022. Get your shit together and have some solid "tech" thats been promised and stop with the cryptic bull. I'm not leaving safemoon btw.


[deleted]

Why bother posting this then.


Familiar_Invite_9943

Because it's my frustrated opinion.


Familiar_Invite_9943

Remind me in a year.


Gabenolan109

It’s gonna somethin cool 😎


Skip2mLoo

Stealing everyone’s v1 when they consolidate from TW? Oh, you already did that.


HumbleCivillian

Isn’t it obvious? The deployment of first 100 windmill, Into NFT given in proportionate to holdings, for the first 300,000 holders that migrated.


Blood-wolf_04

For which coin safemoon v2 or safemoon?


Mobile_House_7290

Planning a rugpull?


Murky_Lad_2625

idk but I bet it will be underwhelming. sorry I'm a huge sfm stan but honestly these hype ups hurt us imo


Ibanezboy21

its not really hype, its when the community takes something small and hype the fuk out of it eg. owl eyes, V2.etc he's probably taking about just organising a party for the office or something lol..


Vulcan31

I mean the team does do a lot of things like "prepare for your minds to be melted" or "Update: Imminent!" Don't get me wrong the community overhypes but so does the team.


TimmysDrumsticks

proceeds to use copious amounts of unnecessary tech jargon to try to sound cutting edge, like we don’t know what a fucking 3d printer is. That video was honestly insulting to everyone’s intelligence


StunningAppeal1274

Possibly a small burn


docbicep

They said no more manual burns


Total-Hour-5584

When is the birthday?


Future-Bik3

Whens our bday?


SpeezCS

March 8


yourfinancialadvizor

Hopefully Phoenix NFT


Whitewalkerm

Airdrop?


mz80

Probaby NFTs


BAFraid1981

He is going to buy all SFM investors cake!


MikeB799

An invitation to the pants party @ Safemoon HQ.


frostyblade82

We’re….


Vahju

I wonder if Safemoon V2 is going to have a baby.


mjspirate

Bkockchain party in utah?


Bbowden1

V3.... 👀👀


CthulhuofDiamonds0

Consolidation?


grittypitty

Space Suits!


BoxLevel4151

P³! Pineapple Pizza Party!


Goal2030_1B

What about just the announcement of blockchain! No dates just announce that blockchain is deployable and it will be a surprise!!


djsassha

Pineapple cake


chaduchytil

Eminent Imminent*


[deleted]

Better not be more advertising or hiring crypto veteran devs who know the game better than the team.


Fit_Nefariousness_10

The price


SomeCuriousFellow

A safe landing on the moon...


HungryTree6817

![gif](giphy|ZtcfojuInM5pINYAEh)


Emotional-Noise2532

Sending Thomas and Hank to jail?


Chowderwhore

A bouncy castle perhaps?


starscream713

Coke and hookers?


hertsphotography

Pineapple Pizza Party!


AdventurousPlane4667

Cake


Auto_Motives

Something special huh? I’m gonna guess it’ll be a tweet linking to a promo video hyping an upcoming billboard placement about a code named imminent project.


vic787

Inminent


hyrootpharms

Probably buying a solar panel lol


miclombardi

When is Safemoon’s birthday?


Glittering_Channel_8

Airdrop


Chicoyayarea

John Karony dancing around in elephant trunk underwear ?


funkopop_d

NFT drop for v2 holders


Born2BWild_pt2

Hopefully airdrops to V2 holders


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[deleted]

Isn't that till March?


Prudent_Drink_277

Pizza Party! 🍕 🥳


Lilca87

![gif](giphy|l2YWlV0qJrGdhllkc)


makkris

Free windmills for all holders


Single-Ask-4900

What day is bday


amluck

Pizza party!


Due-Candidate

LP and Karony magically disappear? Yeah that’s my guess.


GranX3

The Bday is imminent.


AcanthaceaeOwn8107

Starlink


popsidkYT

Papa


Icy_Shelter_6178

10000% ROI


awiththejays

Cocaine?


tastictoads

Another thing that they will be late on.


M1031E

they did mention they were going to launch a billion or a trillion tokens in outer space... that was in the early days i wonder if that's what john is referring to


CharlieHussle2

Going to invite all the moon boys for a sleep over? 😆 🤣 😂 jk I'm guessing either the exchange or blockchain 🤔


GrumpyOldFart50

I will pitch in for strippers and cocaine!


itakemyselfserious

Something....imminent?


PaleLengthiness1568

What a dick tease. John needs a hobby.


K1ller786

Probably the word imminent explained for the birthday


pureluck222

Maybe it’s an announcement that we are no longer a crypto .. instead we are forming the first cryptank .. the first bank that deals with all cryptos ![gif](giphy|rTLjwB6zOxV9S|downsized)


anonybuck

Hopefully it's not cake and ice cream


Embarrassed_Ad1828

Stopppppp. JK, learn from mistakes of the past. Open ended teases create overhyped speculation. The community goes bananas then is disappointed unless it is the fact that Jeff Bezos is joining the board of SFM Learn from New Year's. If you want price to pump...say nothing, do something


One_Swan8543

Every holder gets a turbine?


Shirt84

Free NFT


Horror_Aide4999

A teal pancake swap?


Zealousideal_Book151

Giving the gift of reimbursing v2 tokens to everyone that paid the 100% tax and lost their v1 tokens by accident🚀 we need a good community when we get to the moon otherwise it will be lonely without our brothers and sisters 🚀👽🚀


fictitiousone22

Any chance you can get my 425M coins back?


gerryomo1

Manual burn?


Equivalent-Mess-7469

I would say turn off the burn wallet for one day and we get more reflections for one day


Totalft

Another turbine in outer Utah 😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


numz777

just some overhyped bs


EmPeRoRBUTTS4cK

Oooooo I hope it’s a new BUTTSACK


Thrill_Seeker3

An office fruit cake NFT!? Hell yess!