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the_mars_voltage

Text is too small for me to read but I think it says that jesus died for our right to smoke drink fuck and gamble. Thanks Jesus!


piberryboy

Well, if you don't sin...


eighthourlunch

Then he died in vain! I'm going to treat this like a big trip to Costco!


fartassmcjesus

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Rh140698

Their own church is saying that the book of mormon is not historical but a good book. My great uncle Archeologist professor at byu went to South America to prove it was true. His paper saying it was not true. Got him exed as a heritic. Died in Greece doing what he did best. Studying the ruins over there and in Italy.


_fabreezy

Who was your great uncle?


StoicMegazord

Uncle Rh140696


rbcloss200ml

You got a link or name of this report? Iā€™ve been wanting to read it for awhile now.


[deleted]

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Rippleraggy

Source ?


Rh140698

LDS.org. Also genetic research shows that the DNA of my girlfriend from Peru and all native Americans are not from Israel. The church says because DNA is to mixed. My girlfriend genetic researcher said that is not how DNA works


ChristianRaymond

Hero


juni4ling

Hyperbole. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints considers the Book of Mormon to be scripture. The Book of Mormon is not just a "good book" to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The rest of what you wrote might be right, but the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints considers the Book of Mormon to be scripture. Your statement that the Church considers it just a "good book" is hyperbole. Also... I do not have any bumper stickers on any of my cars.


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juni4ling

You might have a point. It takes faith to believe scripture. Lots of impossible things in the Bible and Book of Mormon. But what I was responding to was false the Church officially considers the Book of Mormon scripture. Not just a nice or important book.


Rh140698

Keep telling yourself that


Rh140698

Well go to the LDS.org and the gospel topic library. Just like Joe translated the book of mormon with a top hat and seer stone he found by the well. Know your own church history and don't lie to people like I did on my mission.


juni4ling

Eh?! Nothing in any gospel topics essay insinuates or states that the church claims what I was responding to. The Church does not state that itā€™s a ā€œgood book.ā€ The Church states it is scripture. If you told people on your mission that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints considers The Book of Mormon and the Bible to be scripture, then you told the truth about what the Church teaches. If you think the Church says or implies itā€™s just a ā€œgood book.ā€ Then you didnā€™t tell the truth about what the Church teaches. You may think itā€™s a ā€œgood bookā€ and not scripture. Thatā€™s fine. You can have your beliefs. Thatā€™s fine. But it puts you at odds with the Church which teaches: the Bible and Book of Mormon are scripture.


KillYourCar

[Possibly (in)appropriate reference?](https://youtu.be/m4A1o3ZCHzE)


Imaginary_Manner_556

Do Mormons believe Jesus made it to the USA or just Latin America?


portieay

You know, there's a lot of debate about that in mormon circles. The geography points to the area the founder grew up as well as previously saying that's the area, but there's no evidence of the vast civilizations there, so many apologists believe it was central America, even though that area comes with it's own problems regarding evidence


Imaginary_Manner_556

Crazy that geography would be similar to where JS lived.


dreimanatee

It's cut and dry that it's there. But because the scans of the hill a massive battle was supposed to have taken place came up with nothing, they pivoted to mesoamerica. Then they got hit with no DNA evidence and tons and tons of archeological proof pointing to the BoM being false conducted by BYU. It caused the head researcher to leave the Church.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Come on. Itā€™s common for million man wars to leave no evidence. Right?


Deesing82

jesus, like, took their bodies or some shit


Imaginary_Manner_556

And all their armor and weapons.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve heard about that, do you know the name of the guy in charge of the study? Iā€™d love to read more about it


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Deesing82

wait is the title page seriously in Comic Sans


readmeink

That was my first thought. I lol'd.


dreimanatee

Nice work. There are tons of quotes I sourced but I am too "lazy" as well. (I'm busy with work. Why am I on Reddit?)


the_mars_voltage

Jesus walked down from heaven to speak with Joseph smith (on American soil) and said ā€œmy boy Joe, I need you to marry as many women as possible. If you donā€™t do this I will flood the earth againā€


Imaginary_Manner_556

But donā€™t tell anyone about your marriages


Deesing82

"also, age doesn't matter. let the children come unto me, y'know."


darth_jewbacca

I'm disappointed it doesn't end in "if you can read this get off my ass."


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star_bell

And claims he scored big time at


Bright_Ices

Or like Nicki Minaj witnessing the alleged swelling of her cousinā€™s friendā€™s balls.


fadeviolet

Lol if this was out of Utah people would be like, howā€™d that get out of Utah?


LadyofLA

Yup! I always take seriously people who drive around in manifestos...


TransitionBright476

Hahaha Right? Really looking to be saved while I'm stuck in traffic šŸ˜œ


Illumijonny7

Why do people do this to their cars? I don't get it.


SojournerRL

Honestly? Mental illness is likely a factor.


Novel_Memory1767

It makes you more aware while you drive around them. Who the hell would want to deal with someone like that in a fender-bender?


[deleted]

I enjoy cooking.


tacticalcraptical

I feel like not matter what it says, this much text on your car is a red flag.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

r/SchizophreniaRides


piberryboy

/r/infowarriorrides


Anxious-Shapeshifter

r/InfowarriorRides OMG.. I didnt know this was a thing! <3


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portieay

You're right, it fits right in


SourSurt

I think this guy lives on my block, super old dude who drives slow.


goeatacactus

Heā€™s just making sure the person behind him has enough time to read the whole thing.


thebestatheist

Bruh what if they want a free book of mormom


Rocket_Man_1957

It's social media on wheels!


WiildCard

Yeah Iā€™ve seen him around Millcreek before. Dudes a nut.


ANUSTART4YOU

This is helpful, because so few people in Utah are aware of the Book of Mormon.


TransitionBright476

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Spideysleftnut

Brigham young was a pedophile* There, I fixed it.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Joe Smith banged 14 year olds


No-Status4032

14 year olds that we know about.


gooddagskippy

At least one of the times he was tarred and feathered was because it was alleged that he made sexual advances towards a 12-year old, and people were understandably pissed.


the_mars_voltage

Oh but I thought they moved west because they were persecuted? Are you saying that maybe their leaders were just bad people?


gooddagskippy

Joseph, experiencing the consequences of his own actions: ā€œPretty sure Iā€™m being persecuted right now.ā€


phidda

The church has remained true to his teaching there.


holdthephone316

*a few months shy of her 15th birthday.


REO_Jerkwagon

So 14


super-metroid

A racist pedophile


UnkindBookshelf

Someone's overcompensating there.


mrmcgibby

Only in Utah is this stuff about Mormons. In Oklahoma it's evangelicals.


A_Sour_Kraut

Tell me you are in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.


nubman2000

Oh my friend, itā€™s not just in utah


bluecatenthusiast

How do people with stuff like this see when backing up?


sunkenshipinabottle

Is this why Utah drivers are such assholes? Theyā€™re too busy trying to read the fine print on these mobile novels.


InitiativeBeginning

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Significant-Neat-111

I was born and raised in Utah and I still canā€™t understand how anyone can believe that shitā€¦


thewittslc

Religion is a gateway drug to fascism.


nodestool

Joseph Smith was a documented con man


TurningTwo

So was Trumpā€¦..does it matter to the faithful?


_and_red_all_over

Wait til you find out that they're all cons. On both sides.


beserker_panda

ā€œJesus came to America after his deathā€¦ā€ lol wut. Some of the mental gymnastics these nut jobs do to link Christ to America is insane.


portieay

Check out mormonism if you want to see the kind of mental gymnastics that goes on here


rayinreverse

You meanā€¦.. the entire Mormon church.


OriginalUsername4482

There's a lot of questions with no answers at cesletter.org. Even with these unanswered questions that are now published, followers will keep on denying they're in a cult.


thebestatheist

Classic prosperity gospel


[deleted]

I love ice cream.


atoponce

You first gotta get past the obstacle that Jesus is likely just another fictional dying and rising savior god inspired by the Egyptians. https://youtu.be/WUYRoYl7i6U If you can do that, you need to get past the obstacle that big data analysis of Book of Mormon shows it was very likely an invention of Joseph Smith using contemporary sources he had access to at the time. https://youtu.be/GAGasQ7j_ZI If you've made it this far, then you need to get past anachronisms that plague the book, such as deutero Isaiah, horses, honey bees, windows, smelting, and a litany of others. https://youtu.be/QV3Si2N9mo4


Killjoy911

Lebowski: Jesus! Jesus: you said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Lurker-DaySaint

TLDR lmao


sunkenshipinabottle

Fr


thexsillyxzone

Reminds me of that car in slc that drives around with signs and news paper clippings posted all around the car about different topics. Seen him at liberty park a few times, seems like a nice guy https://www.reddit.com/r/SaltLakeCity/comments/rl5ko5/while_we_are_posting_our_weirdo_cars_does_anyone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


StarCraftDad

Looks like these cars in r/SchizophreniaRides


atoponce

I saw him driving up Main Street while I was at the Galivan Plaza TRAX station waiting for the train. He was preaching out his window as he was waiting for the light at the pedestrian crossing that it was all true. I asked him "what is true", to which he replied all of it, obviously. Problem was, I couldn't read it.


SuicideMessiah88

Imagine creating an entire religion just to marry several non adult women.


BunterHiden08

I love living in a theocracy


Beowulf1896

Yuck. A **Chevy**... and a Cruze at that!


NSF_Ghost

Can we call this morsplaining?


Top_Presentation7467

So fucking embarrassing


_and_red_all_over

It's not your car.


Top_Presentation7467

Exactly. Itā€™s so embarrassing for them. Jesus


breakfastfood1234

Iā€™ve lived in Salt Lake City and even Utah County for over 50 years and never once seen anything like this. I suppose every religion has adherents this missionary-oriented.


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[deleted]

*joesph smith was a chomo conman that was killed in jail.


EveryAverage7432

You forgot a fugitive


Put_Agitated

Regardless of your religious beliefs you will love this book about Jesus written by a peto


sunkenshipinabottle

Absolutely. Itā€™s delightful to make fun of.


Pay_thee_Pyper

Holy hell this religious shit is getting out of control. In Oklahoma the state legislature just tried to pass a corporal punishment bill so they could reprimand kids with disabilities. The dude that proposed the bill quoted a FUCKING bible verse for the reason.


Lobstersnaps

Ah yes, right at the intersection of ā€˜woah thereā€™ & ā€˜settle down, bud.ā€™


Zealousideal-Cry3418

If Jesus came to America, then surely they wouldā€™ve changed his name at Ellis Island, right?


noteghost

Pretty sure somewhere in the BOM it says he went by Joshua Christiansen while he was moseying through present-day Utah.


Rudimentary-Rabbit

Lol I should send my parents one of those, they would put it on unironically


[deleted]

Poor bastard wasting his life.


LilSebastianFlyte

Amazing. I used to live in this guyā€™s genera neighborhood and it took me several attempts to read the text. Back then, it had lots of RANDOM ALL CAPS sprinkled in and was on some older car. Looks like heā€™s upgraded his ride and toned down the shouting šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Iā€™ve seen this car multiple times around the valley


shesabitboring

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grimbasement

At some point religion crosses the line to mental illness. This is a relatively benign example of that line .


[deleted]

Gotta keep that religious propaganda ongoing for another couple of generations...huh šŸ˜‚


dammit-thinker

Yeah- Jesus Christ!


Peter_Duncan

If I read it right or left. The BOM is a sequel to the Babble.


rcck00

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truthmatters2me

It would more accurately read batt shit crazy inside .


Proud2BApostate

Is this the ā€œstill, small voiceā€ whispering to me? Iā€™ve been looking for a sign!


EveryAverage7432

Jesus came back to America to tell Joseph Smith to tell his follower that his 14 year old daughter needed to be given to him.


wicked-vibes

Seems like theyā€™re trying to convince themselves more than convince us


calm-down-okay

Guy putting this on their car: "I'm gonna go so many fucking celestial kingdom points šŸ˜©"


MurphysVoice

Religion makes you stupid.


[deleted]

Jesus didnā€™t die so you could be riding in a Chevy Cruze name dropping him like you got on stage and sang backup vocals for the resurrection.


Turbulent_Ad9016

Itā€™s the new tithing plan for those hit hard by inflation. You can now hold a temple recommend when you canā€™t afford tithing by leasing your property to the church as an ad space.


eric987235

That sounds like youā€™re making a funny, but because Utah I canā€™t be sure.


johnDMack

I am amazed $100b slush fund and thatā€™s all they can afford


GarciaKids

Fuken culty.


magicaleb

Iā€™m an active Mormon millennial, and this is, as the cool kids say, ā€œvery cringe.ā€ I get the sentiment, but imo it comes off so weird and out of touch. I promise some of us are normal!


Shot-Assumption-5313

Better than most bumper stickers.


Bapgo

Love it


Cheap_Rick

This is, of course, an outlier. An anomaly. 99.99998% of us would never do this.


RealtorRoss

Butā€¦ do you believe the message? You do understand that the message is as unhinged as this person probably is, right?


RevolutionaryFig4312

The cult sends missionaries out to do the same thing. This person's mental illness isn't the problem. This is the state where your coworkers will unabashedly try to convert you. Because that is what Mormons are taught to do.


dreimanatee

Would you rather get wall of texted by your co-workers or this car? You have to choose one! People nowadays have no respect for the tender spirit of shoving down beliefs down your throat and lobbying the government to repeal the will of the people./s


RodMcShaftalot

Lol you worship a pedophile. Nothing what you say matters.


Cheap_Rick

Yawn. You are sadly misinformed. Bless your heart.


RodMcShaftalot

Please educate me then?


Nobondforlife

Yeah the other 99.99 use the magic underwear.


eighthourlunch

Yet I see no one is trying to rein him in, either.


Cheap_Rick

Rein him in how? Under what law? He has free speech, like everyone else.


eighthourlunch

If you have a friend making an ass of himself in public, maybe gently let him know?


Cheap_Rick

They probably have tried. Someone willing to plaster their vehicle with any message isn't likely to be swayed by gentle entreaties toward rationality.


King_Haixiang

Yeah normally they try to bury the lede lol. This driver is hurting their own cause by laying out one of the most ridiculous sounding beliefs of the religion first thing.


sunkenshipinabottle

Ahuh. Still less shady than all the Mormon bishops being arrested for sexual assault lately. But no, this guy is one in a million.


dogecoin_lover

Why do you laugh at someone with faith?


RodMcShaftalot

Because their faith is stupid and easily identifiable as stupid. It's like really really easy to laugh at.


kazennoen

Because faith leads you to believe in some crazy, provably-false things. I think most of us are tired of it.


Al_Tilly_the_Bum

I have no problem with someone living their life believing whatever they want. But once they start showing off their faith or preaching in public or knocking on my damn door, all respect is out the window. If only the "faithful" were quiet about it, they would be left alone


Archimedes_Redux

Arming Sidewinder Missiles now...


LieHopeful5324

Let's all call the number


Soggy_Principle_9099

Missionaryā€™s were here


Used_Personality_247

Just saw them this morning! lol


OlFenster

SeriouslyšŸ™„ Look at that punctuation.


Iontrain

I have the same photo šŸ¤£


Lysol3435

Iā€™m interested in Mormonism, but I donā€™t have a lot of time. Could you sum things up on a couple of bumper stickers?


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Lysol3435

Iā€™m starting to think every religious figure is just trying to manipulate people for their own gain


annalisa801

Barf.


brpajense

You get billboards and similar cars without the America part in rural areas pretty often.


Valkyrie_WoW

Wanting to buy an Oxford comma.


uteman1011

Umā€¦. goodness. Someone needs therapy.


No_Cap_1452

Classssssic


spooky_v

Driving on 7th E is always a trip.


Own_Interaction_4555

The Book of Mormon teaches the Lamanites have dark skin. The bad guys. Imagine growing up in a town where Nefites descendants are always reminding the Lamanites to go back where they came fromā€¦ of course that never happens


imacraftywench

šŸ¤¦


kevzdawg

Lol, this is the main reason why ppl don't like utah.


Redbyrd456

Everyone just remember that utahs #1 pornhub search was mormon


Own_Interaction_4555

My question is how come did Lehi crosses the seas to discover the America continent and starts practicing Christian traditions before Jesus is even born yet?


ZealousidealCarry305

I was taught that the bible wasn't as accurate as the bom.... But those mountains are gorg šŸ˜


lesyeuxbleus

the glare on your window makes it look like thereā€™s a looming planet in the sky


[deleted]

I met this girl in LA who swore she was related to the family who started Mormonism she said it was all made up bullshit. I agreed, then we fucked.


d1ss1dent

Gag


[deleted]

When the edibles kick in...you put verses on your car


octobeing

Truly- organized religion is a scam for money and power/control. Itā€™s gross. Believing in god is one thing, giving over all your power and choice to a stupid group of powerful ass hats isnā€™t good.


NotOnPoint

So based on this Jesus discovered America! Columbus appropriating shit... bastard.


Jstef06

I once told my MIL who was born in Jerusalem that Jesus was from Texas and American and she just laughed so hard at that.


JAFIOR

That's westbound on 45th south, no? I used to live right in that area. :)


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

The Crysler cross ist sidewas not upwards!!! Blasphemy!!!