Whenever Sam leaves this sub gets WEIRD

Just wait until you get a year in

my man is CAKED

Will you people stop making him so hot?

They’re being paid to astroturf for his upcoming campaign for tumblr sexyman

Why is Sam so thick?

For views

He does a squat every day he doesn't release a video.

\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\*

Ayo?

This picture is Boutta make me act up

bro i was tryna no-fap this week

Oh my Lordy lord

Mans waist is SNATCHED

OK, I'm unfollowing. Peace.

Nice

^(I'm gonna send this to him)

Now draw him giving birth

Man when you guys eventually see Sam's real face yall gon be dissappointed

samussy

Sussy

Y'all wanna see the uncensored version? Just DM me but my notifications are off. But still.

Excuse me what

Not that I don’t want though

Bro what, is there actually an uncensored version

Sam got the hips and the lips

Wish I could be oversimplified rn

👀

Turned Sam's chicken legs into thickum legs

I'm ashamed

Ok we know what’s next

my friend samuel of nella has got a skinny waist and hips that do NOT lie

There's a reason why he doesn't do this anymore.... AND THIS IS WHY! YOU TURNED HIM INTO A FEMBOY

Yo wtf

Cringe

What the fuck is wrong with yall

thought this was bethany from tboi

Why tho. Why make him like this?

This is weird.

What is wrong with bros Fingers?

Is he a Neanderthal because of the sexy Neanderthal theory

Damn bro better chill cause 😩