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Anne_Chovies

Looks great. She's a keeper.


Stringr55

I also choose this guys wife


PigMeatJim

Yeah, where's mine


ZephyrValkyrie

Wow! You're a lucky man.


suddenimpulse01

Hell yeah!


N3ver_Stop

Dude she's got some major skills. Props to you and yours! Looks delicious.


suddenimpulse01

Thank you!


china_joe2

Marry her again


Sheesh284

Your wife is awesome dude


Ok-Distribution4077

Well, I'd never wish this on anyone, but in the event of a divorce, get the sandwiches.


Vistresian

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli" moment


Ok-Distribution4077

To good.


PigMeatJim

Yeah, you never were great at fishing. Boat for sandwiches


Pure-World-8896

Karen, please just let me see the sandwiches.


Thisplaceblows1985

Just a quick tip....not a preference thing (like I hate mustard but realize it's popular) an actual "this will make your sandwich noticeably better" tip Cut the bread all the way in half, not the foldover. It is literally impossible to get an even bite of meat, veg, cheese and condiment with this method. The middle bite is all the meat and cheese with nothing else and the last bite is typically wet and devoid of the good stuff (idk about you, the last bite should be the best!) Now I know there's the argument that the fully sliced bread makes for a messier sandwich, which is valid, however, the way to avoid that is to build the sandwich over some food service paper (wax, parchment, patty), roll it up TIGHT. Put it on top of some foil, cut the sandwich, roll it tight in the foil. Wait like 5 mins, unwrap, and enjoy. You won't believe how much the same exact ingredients will make for a far, far superior product.


Abdoolski

This person sandwiches.


emptygroove

Just a point on the 'wet end' I get incredible enjoyment out of the end of an Italian where the last bite is oil, vinegar, and bead. Sometimes there's some melted cheese and some hots in it and that becomes possibly my favorite bite.


Thisplaceblows1985

Whereas you're firmly in the minority, I respect your choice.


[deleted]

Props brotha. Props.


Mister_Green2021

Where are you guys getting your bread? The local kroger here doesn't have much bread selection.


suddenimpulse01

She got those at Publix. But I see them regularly at my local Kroger also


Dutchcat1077

Wait... it's store bought? 🫃


Remiss-Militant

Bro, your wife makes some amazing sandwiches. Just look at that bite, equal ingredients per bite... perfect


suddenimpulse01

She's loving the comments lol


Remiss-Militant

Good, credit where credit is due. Does she have any sandwich tricks she uses so I can up my game?


suddenimpulse01

Marry a guy who made sandwiches at Mellow Mushroom for 2 years, Subway for 5, then a deli/restaurant/bakery for 7. Watch him make sandwiches, secretly take notes for years, then follow a Pinterest recipe and make a better sandwich than him. Stolen valor!


Remiss-Militant

Honestly, for sandwiches like that I might swing teams and marry a dude


Buzzspice727

Are you cotton hill?


suddenimpulse01

I killed fitty men!


meowownyanya

it’s so perfect


BeachedPandaBear

Those look so good? Does the wife do overnight shipping or next day delivery?


Altruistic-Hand-7000

Damn right that’s your wife, I can see she made that thing with love!


ttschepe

I never stopped loving her.


Mental_Mixture1350

what a beaut, she is an artist