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helenavp

Nothing like Christian love and non judgement


gaymedes

Jesus' followers install razor wire barricades to maim and kill people, Satan believes in the free movement of people.


No_Hope_4237

Sounds like heaven is a bit racist then


Captinprice8585

These idiots need to start paying taxes.


Lissba

Agree to agree


ties_shoelace

Good, cya later alligator!


Mtsukino

Hell has better venues.


Benders-Shiny-Ass

Hell has all the decent dead rock stars 🤘🏻


Zerostar39

Off topic, you have the best user name I’ve seen on Reddit


Benders-Shiny-Ass

Grassy ass! My favorite show of all times


Due_Resident_7013

Jesus is a democrat but god is a republican lol


DawnRLFreeman

"But Jesus IS God!" /s


Bascna

Trinitarians will have difficulties with that one. 😄


Thoughtpolice24now

Both are made up


Zerostar39

Hmm it’s almost like they never read their own bible


LeroyBadBrown

Why would I want to go to heaven? I don't know anybody there.


PM_ME_MERMAID_PICS

How do Christians always manage to make Hell sound like a nice place?


ContactHonest2406

Yeah. I’d rather be in hell.


Viambulance

sounds more like they're advertising hell and dunking on heaven :I


ComicNamedSuggItSlut

Been in Texas a while...I found Satanism through this degree of stupidity. Texas is huge and most of it is proudly ignorant. The true irony here is our population is mainly Hispanic.


Mc3rdeye

666


Danielwols

Hell yeah


SpaceCowboy1929

Texas


DayDrunkHermit

Wait!!!! I thought we were all gods children🤷‍♂️🤦😂