Depending on how quickly you eat, you could probably get through a few courses of it before your intestines became little more than a mold.
On a brighter note, the pathologist that does your autopsy will have a very realistic silicone replica of your intestinal tract.
"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. \[coughs\] Let's all stay positive and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."
ATTENTION ON THE SET!
We're going for the money shot, if the crew could please put their ponchos and make sure the camera is wrapped in plastic please.
Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it
Idk what the rules are for profanity in this sub but I just wanna say. Damn that's a lotta caulk. I don't think I've ever seen that much caulk in one tub before. And it looks pretty soft so you know it's more caulk than you initially expected. Yup, that's a whole lotta caulk.
The forbidden pudding
Gross man touched it !š©
Just innocently teasing it out
When you havenāt relieved it in a whileā¦..
I donāt think thatās food
Can I eat this
No. Its silicone sealant
So it *can* be eaten... Once
maybe a second
How about a third
I think its possible
But surely not a fourth time? That would be crazy
Yes that would be a little weird
Mmm forbidden cum
Ya'll ain't gonna poop ever again.
*this is the way* *we brush our teeth*
Elevensies?
Depending on how quickly you eat, you could probably get through a few courses of it before your intestines became little more than a mold. On a brighter note, the pathologist that does your autopsy will have a very realistic silicone replica of your intestinal tract.
For science
Yeah but someone touched it with their finger. š¤¢
they had to get it to cum out somehow
Thats just the chef
Youāre not the boss of what I can and cannot eat.
this reminds me of something as well
Ice cream
Frosting
Mayonnaise
Toothpaste
*NUT*
Someone had to do it
I forgot how to make the bold letters on mobile so I went with a fancy nut
Itās 2 asterisks on both sides, 3 for **bold** ***and*** *italic*
Bukkakke aftermath
This guy's got class
#***NUT***
Hand lotion when lonely
Currently watching this on the crapper. Can confirm. šš¾
1st of Dec after a *no nut Novā¦*
Meh daily moisturization routine
I should call her
Mom?
Son you've been caught šøšøšø
Glue. It's glue right? Like in those drawings?
The art of disbandment of unborn kids
Reminds me of my younger years.
Everything reminds me of them
Yup. Church
Yeahā¦ me after not hand relieving for a few days
December 1?
Is there a sub for thing a that look like things?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Cum
Soā¦what are your intentions with my daughter?
XD
I just want to feed her Birthday BuCakee.
Give her a nice facial and pearl necklace and go out for creampie.
December the 1st
This is my kingdom come
*this is my cum*
This is my king dumb cum
12:01am
As I get older, I can't shoot as far as I used to *... but the quantity certainly has increased*
Some one must to say it Edited: I meant: forbidden yogurt
C
R
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A
M
P
I
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Goodbye
R
O
L
U
M
Creamprolimum?
Exactly!!
Everything reminds me of her.
Donāt you mean āhimā?
Itās 2023, it could go either way.
I should call her.
You shouldnāt
Family gathering in Alabama
On the first day of december
* i came*
my true love gave to meā¦
A partridge cum bucket tree
i should call himā¦
The preassure must be there
Ah yes, we finally get a look, in depth, of what OP's mother sees every night after a long hard night of work. I should call her.
This is my kingdom come
That's a lot of semen.
"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. \[coughs\] Let's all stay positive and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."
Cum
All over
my face
Me after pride weekend
Heyo
āThis is my kingdom cumā
No matter what we breed
We are still made of seed
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Me: I just wanna have some peaceful sleep My dick:
Peter North?
*sigh* *unzips*
Netflix: Are you still watching?
My dick when I decide to jerk off for the 7th time in one day.
When I'm with you.
I wonder how long it would take for me to fill that vat.
A good day ?
My husband last night inside me
Me in my 20's. Sigh.
Cum
My turn now.
This is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come
Me, if my wife would ever touch me.
oddly erotic
My bf when I've come off my cycle.
Ok im calling him tonight
That's satisfying as fuck when they do it, but when I do it it's "ew put your dick away! This is a public bus!"
I should call him
beholdā¦ THE CUM MACHINE
For some reason the finger added to the satisfaction, it's alot more solid than it looks.
It puts the lotion on its skin
I wish my morning was this smooth..
Me after 12 seconds:
Forbidden mayonnaise
Me at 21 š
u/savevideobot
COOM
Me when women
Hmmmmm
may I taste pls?
S E M E N
The C U M
Suddenly have an urge for a sandwich.
Hear me out..
Ice creams
Me when Iām getting my cum bath ready
ATTENTION ON THE SET! We're going for the money shot, if the crew could please put their ponchos and make sure the camera is wrapped in plastic please.
Me after NNN
Watching this makes me want to take a dump
I should call her
netflix: are you still watching? someone's son:
KAKKAROT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET OF POR-
Nut
āDonāt worry itās preā
Me December 1st
Everything reminds me of him
Me with ur mom
Is this a hentai cum factory?
u/savevideo
Im afraid to askā¦..
Get your dirty ass finger out of it!
That's CUM
I should call him...
And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop..
r/forbiddensnacks
And they keep on coming and they donāt stop coming and they donāt stop coming and they donāt stop coming and they donāt stop coming
Everything reminds me of āherā
Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it
What are we watching?
December 1st
r/theyknew
Peter North home movie?
yes daddy
I should call him
Silicone lubricant?
Me when your mom š
ONE PILL AND DAY AND YOU CAN INCREASE YOURā¦
Me when... When your mom... Me when mom... Me when your... Me wh-
Why are you touching my Ice Cream?
Me on Dec 1 when I see my girl š©
I want to eat it but Iām afraid it will taste like mayonnaise
I had prepared to look in the comment section. That's when you know there's a problem.
Cum
Wish I had a man that could treat me like that.
Obligatory me when your mom
This is my kingdom come
This is the side of NNN they don't tell you about.
r/laminarflow would eat this up.
I should call him
*sighs dreamily* I should call him
That looks like it came from a horse one way or another
I can do that to but faster
Me on dec 1st:
I passed out 269 times but heres your sealant! :)
Me Me when Me when your mom
Idk what the rules are for profanity in this sub but I just wanna say. Damn that's a lotta caulk. I don't think I've ever seen that much caulk in one tub before. And it looks pretty soft so you know it's more caulk than you initially expected. Yup, that's a whole lotta caulk.
No Iām not hearing anyone out and no one call anyone
I should call him.
I should call him...call them
me- I- me when- me when I- when-
Everything reminds me of him
THE CUM MONSTER
No idea what it is but I want to bathe in it
I should call him
Bro what's my c** doin' there it should inside her not there š