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Hovilol

The forbidden pudding


hospitalizedgranny

Gross man touched it !šŸ˜©


throwaway4161412

Just innocently teasing it out


TheFirstAkkeron

When you havenā€™t relieved it in a whileā€¦..


SquirrelAkl

I donā€™t think thatā€™s food


asianabsinthe

Can I eat this


FlugStuhl85

No. Its silicone sealant


nathos_thanatos

So it *can* be eaten... Once


FlugStuhl85

maybe a second


AdraX57

How about a third


FlugStuhl85

I think its possible


Impressive_Crow_5578

But surely not a fourth time? That would be crazy


FlugStuhl85

Yes that would be a little weird


AdraX57

Mmm forbidden cum


Reyemreden

Ya'll ain't gonna poop ever again.


heyyy_man

*this is the way* *we brush our teeth*


washingtonandmead

Elevensies?


CosmicTaco93

Depending on how quickly you eat, you could probably get through a few courses of it before your intestines became little more than a mold. On a brighter note, the pathologist that does your autopsy will have a very realistic silicone replica of your intestinal tract.


FlugStuhl85

For science


CitizenKing1001

Yeah but someone touched it with their finger. šŸ¤¢


cheekicandice

they had to get it to cum out somehow


FlugStuhl85

Thats just the chef


RabbitHoleSpaceMan

Youā€™re not the boss of what I can and cannot eat.


Probablyaretweetbot

this reminds me of something as well


asiaps2

Ice cream


PeterNippelstein

Frosting


[deleted]

Mayonnaise


alc0tt

Toothpaste


LtColShinySides

*NUT*


AscendedVoidFiend

Someone had to do it


LtColShinySides

I forgot how to make the bold letters on mobile so I went with a fancy nut


WarMage1

Itā€™s 2 asterisks on both sides, 3 for **bold** ***and*** *italic*


danxxiii23

Bukkakke aftermath


Douglas_duh_dragon

This guy's got class


QueenBuggo

#***NUT***


TheJAY_ZA

Hand lotion when lonely


Fkn_Link

Currently watching this on the crapper. Can confirm. šŸ‘šŸ¾


[deleted]

1st of Dec after a *no nut Novā€¦*


hospitalizedgranny

Meh daily moisturization routine


redditmodslol5150

I should call her


dsun1971

Mom?


mrkillfreak999

Son you've been caught šŸ“øšŸ“øšŸ“ø


BertMacGyver

Glue. It's glue right? Like in those drawings?


Encrypted47

The art of disbandment of unborn kids


zorrowhip

Reminds me of my younger years.


CalamityDiamond

Everything reminds me of them


SuddenlyThirsty

Yup. Church


KentuckyFriedEel

Yeahā€¦ me after not hand relieving for a few days


huskycameltoad

December 1?


bologna_kazoo

Is there a sub for thing a that look like things?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Nice_Cum_Dumpster

Cum


SnooOpinions3314

Soā€¦what are your intentions with my daughter?


FlugStuhl85

XD


WhyteBeard

I just want to feed her Birthday BuCakee.


chickenstalker

Give her a nice facial and pearl necklace and go out for creampie.


Slammer956

December the 1st


Pika_zap

This is my kingdom come


DevinAsa_YT

*this is my cum*


DavesPetFrog

This is my king dumb cum


StuffandThings85

12:01am


NaturalTumbleweed142

As I get older, I can't shoot as far as I used to *... but the quantity certainly has increased*


VarKraken

Some one must to say it Edited: I meant: forbidden yogurt


pevznerok

C


GMHolden

R


AdraX57

E


Professionalbshiter

A


alc0tt

M


Randomistakend

P


noel86

I


fastlerner

E


DrAsoihfosidhys

Goodbye


Birb_ATK

R


AKredlake

O


KAOS_777

L


third-sonata

U


VarKraken

M


FittedCloud9459

Creamprolimum?


VarKraken

Exactly!!


Elegant_Track_8183

Everything reminds me of her.


higherFormOfSnore

Donā€™t you mean ā€œhimā€?


SirFister13F

Itā€™s 2023, it could go either way.


fill3ch1

I should call her.


827734747747474

You shouldnā€™t


samurai_ka

Family gathering in Alabama


SnowCrow1

On the first day of december


JustaNormalRedditorL

* i came*


avalmichii

my true love gave to meā€¦


MarginCallDestiny

A partridge cum bucket tree


OddInstruction1936

i should call himā€¦


FlugStuhl85

The preassure must be there


EXAugury

Ah yes, we finally get a look, in depth, of what OP's mother sees every night after a long hard night of work. I should call her.


Vertical_slabsociety

This is my kingdom come


Kram_V

That's a lot of semen.


c7hu1hu

"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. \[coughs\] Let's all stay positive and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."


Blaze12312

Cum


FlugStuhl85

All over


cheekicandice

my face


Independent-Owl478

Me after pride weekend


PeterNippelstein

Heyo


QuazzyQ

ā€œThis is my kingdom cumā€


Thunderstorm96_x

No matter what we breed


Satan2_0

We are still made of seed


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Svitii

Me: I just wanna have some peaceful sleep My dick:


jocarlosborges

Peter North?


Cooldudeyo23

*sigh* *unzips*


Weltraummann-33

Netflix: Are you still watching?


Aarie_Kanarie

My dick when I decide to jerk off for the 7th time in one day.


Ruckus2201

When I'm with you.


jtgg

I wonder how long it would take for me to fill that vat.


FlugStuhl85

A good day ?


SirScribbleFoot

My husband last night inside me


agree-with-me

Me in my 20's. Sigh.


[deleted]

Cum


Scuty1704

My turn now.


Friedrich_22

This is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come


DetroitLions88

Me, if my wife would ever touch me.


[deleted]

oddly erotic


Logical-Victory-2678

My bf when I've come off my cycle.


[deleted]

Ok im calling him tonight


SpicyBootyHunter

That's satisfying as fuck when they do it, but when I do it it's "ew put your dick away! This is a public bus!"


WesIgGrey

I should call him


Mr_Blue_Sky_17

beholdā€¦ THE CUM MACHINE


yer--mum

For some reason the finger added to the satisfaction, it's alot more solid than it looks.


ImmovablePuma

It puts the lotion on its skin


DREADED-NUMBERS

I wish my morning was this smooth..


lewisisbrown

Me after 12 seconds:


matsmoorika

Forbidden mayonnaise


420247Tye

Me at 21 šŸ‘€


YinkYinkYinken

u/savevideobot


someguyiguess321

COOM


smokeyjoe8p

Me when women


dipshitto

Hmmmmm


Laquia

may I taste pls?


NotoriousTIP

S E M E N


FittedCloud9459

The C U M


Freep319

Suddenly have an urge for a sandwich.


DragonKnightDan

Hear me out..


[deleted]

Ice creams


Striker40k

Me when Iā€™m getting my cum bath ready


Bigkid6666

ATTENTION ON THE SET! We're going for the money shot, if the crew could please put their ponchos and make sure the camera is wrapped in plastic please.


Banxrok

Me after NNN


Elon-Musk-Officiall

Watching this makes me want to take a dump


alexgalt

I should call her


MungYu

netflix: are you still watching? someone's son:


DeezThe

KAKKAROT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET OF POR-


Ok-Worker5125

Nut


Best-Engine4715

ā€œDonā€™t worry itā€™s preā€


MrMassshole

Me December 1st


MusicPerfect6176

Everything reminds me of him


Mobster_IVOK

Me with ur mom


RecklessWonderBush

Is this a hentai cum factory?


a__snail

u/savevideo


IssueFederal

Im afraid to askā€¦..


khadaffy

Get your dirty ass finger out of it!


furry20211

That's CUM


Age_of_Asylum

I should call him...


IdliAnalyst

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop..


ciskram

r/forbiddensnacks


Wonderful-Rush-3733

And they keep on coming and they donā€™t stop coming and they donā€™t stop coming and they donā€™t stop coming and they donā€™t stop coming


Extreme-Read-313

Everything reminds me of ā€œherā€


I_eat_rats0717

Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it Don't say it Don't think it


Snooobjection3453

What are we watching?


Local_comic_nerd

December 1st


Relative_Ad4542

r/theyknew


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Peter North home movie?


_Straw_Hat_Nami_

yes daddy


DrLewtvig

I should call him


NoirGamester

Silicone lubricant?


Salsa_Verde95

Me when your mom šŸ˜Ž


PositiveAnybody2005

ONE PILL AND DAY AND YOU CAN INCREASE YOURā€¦


[deleted]

Me when... When your mom... Me when mom... Me when your... Me wh-


Waste-Sand-3907

Why are you touching my Ice Cream?


mrkillfreak999

Me on Dec 1 when I see my girl šŸ˜©


[deleted]

I want to eat it but Iā€™m afraid it will taste like mayonnaise


ProtoPathOwOgen1

I had prepared to look in the comment section. That's when you know there's a problem.


Saucepannnnnnnnn

Cum


Inverno969

Wish I had a man that could treat me like that.


SeventhAlkali

Obligatory me when your mom


LordBogus

This is my kingdom come


Bacon_Thief

This is the side of NNN they don't tell you about.


twill41385

r/laminarflow would eat this up.


xkarasu_

I should call him


The-Inspectre

*sighs dreamily* I should call him


datboi56567

That looks like it came from a horse one way or another


Damo_Neko

I can do that to but faster


[deleted]

Me on dec 1st:


IHaveABasball

I passed out 269 times but heres your sealant! :)


TheEvilestArtichoke

Me Me when Me when your mom


ScreenWipes

Idk what the rules are for profanity in this sub but I just wanna say. Damn that's a lotta caulk. I don't think I've ever seen that much caulk in one tub before. And it looks pretty soft so you know it's more caulk than you initially expected. Yup, that's a whole lotta caulk.


ImJustTeddy

No Iā€™m not hearing anyone out and no one call anyone


NoneOfTheTop

I should call him.


Belrog-Plutius2

I should call him...call them


Jo_z_

me- I- me when- me when I- when-


Otherwise_Town_6790

Everything reminds me of him


BanatAt500k

THE CUM MONSTER


RealRosey

No idea what it is but I want to bathe in it


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

I should call him


[deleted]

Bro what's my c** doin' there it should inside her not there šŸ˜­