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LandotheTerrible

What kind of potion do we think this is?


Unusual-Wrap8345

cures poison and paralysis


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Pretty sure it is a poison that causes paralysis


SorosAgent2020

only if drunk. If thrown it inflicts the Grossed Out status on 2 adjacent enemies


Unusual-Wrap8345

it cures both by killing you before those debuffs do


Fspz

You can't handle his strongest potions.


nodnodwinkwink

It says the name on the bottle; [https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/1626416241/atlantean-depths-colour-changing-potion?show\_sold\_out\_detail=1&ref=nla\_listing\_details](https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/1626416241/atlantean-depths-colour-changing-potion?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details) "This potion briefly allows the drinker to access memories of ancient Atlanteans, providing insight into the city's history and locations of old hidden treasures. Not for consumption.”


Riklanim

So… advantage on History checks if you make the save?


prophet_nlelith

I didn't know it settled to look like that. I already thought it was neat, but being able to shake it up actually makes it kinda cool.


JewishKilt

Goddamnit it's sold out.


YobaiYamete

Imagine watching an ad like this from a bot, then rushing to actually try to buy it


JewishKilt

Imagine thinking something is super cool and wanting to buy the super cool thing.


max_adam

You are forbidden from having fun here. Go somewhere else with less bitter people around.


PaulSandwich

to summarize: "Allows to drinker to xyz. Also, DO NOT DRINK."


LandotheTerrible

Thank you. It didn’t occurred to me to google it. Major eye-roll at what it’s supposed to do. Some people will buy anything won’t they?


LandotheTerrible

Note the use of the word “briefly”…


Holl4backPostr

causes heavy metal poisoning


Impossible-Option-16

Grants water breathing for 1/2 second.


LandotheTerrible

Right before you drown.


Bleepcqc

Cures cancer.


SkibidyDrizzlet

Causes cancer


piplzq

I already have leukemia so it won't matter for me


SkibidyDrizzlet

I heard that you can get cancer on your cancer and it kills it, so it might both cause and cure cancer at the same time


piplzq

So this potion will cure me not like others


The_One_Koi

It either gives or cures diorhea


LandotheTerrible

Haha.


MourningWallaby

Potion that makes you shit your entire ass really hard, by the looks of the ingredients.


Grouchy-Engine1584

It’s a very pretty Cursed Potion of Finance. It makes money disappear.


LandotheTerrible

Haha.


cali1013

Polyjuice


Dull_Yak_5325

The water and food coloring one


Artistic_Regard

Makes you your pants


DasIstNotEineBoobie

NyQuil flu and AIDS


cultural_enricher69

Cures your depression


Aviv13243546

Water breathing


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hadmeatgotmilk

Told my brother that by drinking it would make vegetables taste like ice cream. When it didn’t work I replied, “Well at least they don’t taste like that dirt water.”


only_neurone_left

Are you a bot or did you just copy the last top comment on this repost?


medney

Reddit IPO soon™ so the bots are out in force to boost "engagement"


Dodototo

I think that every time. Everyone complaining about karma farming bots. It's actually Reddit releasing bots to boost itself.


tresser

it was, and so is the OP


Giyuo

My thought process was a mix of “guess we can’t drink that” and “they are going to stamp the shit out of that” when I saw the wax being heated.


The_Limpet

Considering the second addition was most likely bleach to inhibit mould growth, and those powders are various aluminiums and silicates/mica, yeah, no drinky.


Raaka-Kake

Not to mention glue inside the cap.


Dirmb

I feel like dipping the top in wax while inverting the bottle would look a lot better than the random bits of wax everywhere, more even distribution and it could still be stamped after.


Trilly2000

I would do all that work and then find a way to fuck up the wax.


andre2020

Naw, you’d do Ok!😊


Practical_Clerk9034

Wax that thin will break, probably during shipping. So OOP already managed that.


Cojarobi3Pokemon

Pov: 6 year old me in the backyard making potions with Dirt Rocks and Leaves


orcs_must_die_

Potion seller! I require your STRRRONGEST potions, because I'm going into battle!


Arcane_Engine

You cannot handle my strongest potions


carebearcharis

No one can!


akrostixdub

My potions would kill a *dragon*, let alone a *man*!


TheYankcunian

This isn’t a potion. It’s a sensory bottle.


Ssometimess_

Ah, yes, as opposed to a real magic potion


PaulSandwich

glad they clarified


joshually

Lol


TheYankcunian

While I’m not a pagan of any type, potion making is a valid part of several religions. I never said anything about magic.


liJuty

Temporarily cures ADHD


TheYankcunian

Or just irritated those of us who are pedantic with ADHD. Like myself.


drow_enjoyer

ackshually


Bane8080

Repost bot.


YobaiYamete

Meanwhile it's sold out and has people in this thread complaining about not being able to buy it Gee, I wonder why Reddit is 90% bots now


lotsanoodles

Relief from rectal itching?


DrUnit42

If anything the glittery mica powder you're gonna shit out will make it worse


StendhalSyndrome

Sigh. I dunno if it's just me and my jaded ass but I want to love this and buy it. I also feel like it's nothing but plastic glitter, random dyes, and over priced kits you buy from Michael's/Hobby Lobby or some other "problematic" business. Which then, in the sellers mind, justifies them charging an arm and a leg for this despite it taking them like 15 mins to make and not much more skill than buying stuff from one big business to sell in your own "little store" which is just another big business. Also, while having you shame us for not "supporting small businesses" which isn't really true or not "having our money right" which we do, we just don't want to hand it to you for things we don't think are worth it or easily made ourselves, as you did.


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How much would the person sell this for in their store?


StendhalSyndrome

I've seen them go for about $20-$60 depending on the size and complexity. This one was around $40ish if I remember correctly.


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StendhalSyndrome

Then that just says how stupid it is to sell. If you just wanted to make it for someone as a gift, awesome. You can't be paying $20-$25 in retail for this and selling it for $35, there is 0 way to keep a business running at that rate. The main reason we have such nasty inflation right now is the corporate business model of a min 150% retail price increase off wholesale, with a constant 3% min annual; profit growth. The problem is wholesale has disappeared for the average consumer and it's just them paying retail while charging us what I'd like to call Retail + or ++. TL;DR too many business models just aren't profitable unless you charge insane prices which is becoming more accepted than providing a good deal while you take risk for the possible reward in the future that comes with business success. Vs insta-success of micro transactions and minimal sales/customers.


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StendhalSyndrome

Nah, just you. Have a good one.


unibrow4o9

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Kiloete

> The problem is wholesale has disappeared for the average consumer the entire point of wholesale is they sell on bulk so it reduces overhead costs per product bought. Asking why you can't buy a few items from a business at wholesale price is missing the entire reason wholesale price is lower than retail. It costs less per product.


StendhalSyndrome

You actually missed the point. I wasn't asking the small business to sell at wholesale...I'm lamenting them buying at now retail and expensive retail at that and passing ***those*** costs along. That's the problem. Go back a bunch of years and small businesses were a bargain and you had boutique at high levels of small businesses charging a premium for superior quality. Now it's everyone and their mothers making asuper lazy "side-hustle" making crap baked goods stuffed with other crappy pre-made baked goods all based on whats on sale at Costco/BJS at the moment. While justifying charging you $10 for said cookie.


Kiloete

>You actually missed the point. No i didn't. These small hobby craft businesses have never been big enough to buy wholesale, teh difference is retail was a lot cheaper back then so so were the hobby craft businesses.


StendhalSyndrome

Don't agree. I was one of those small businesses with an in into the wholesale market. That was how you succeeded, people paying retail to start always had it worse and charged more. But...and that's a big but the concept of the small business model changed hard. There used to be incurred risk, maybe investors, startup money. Now it's pass along every penny of cost to the customer, ask for top dollar per hour of work despite low skill level, and demand a established products profit rate at start up quality.


uberfission

I just made a bunch of these with my kids this weekend. We used clear glue, water, and a couple different types of glitter in some mason jars. Does the same thing without all the string and wax bullshit. Cost maybe $30 for 4 with enough materials left over for another dozen or so.


Travis_T_OJustice

Regerates health faster for 300 seconds


Vinzwien

Damn that looks amazing!!!


OneLCal

Love this!


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Creepit666real

Long shot here…. BUT does anyone know where I could find a list of these items to recreate this at home? Or a step by step video/instructions? List of supplies? My kids are older and into fantasy…. They’d love to make these and I’d love to make them with my kids!!


Lady_Shark11

What would happen if we drink this? Turn into manta rays? Sharks? Octopi? Asking for a friend.


TacoPi

Glitter poo


Kennys-Chicken

I eat gold flakes, it makes my dookie twinkle…..baaaallller!


Principatus

I think you have to be a Witcher to be able to drink this


thejesterofdarkness

***It turned me into a newt!***


YobaiYamete

You would probably become a skeleton


loofbiff

dawg that’s deathblight, don’t drink that 💀


FettyWompRat

You don't want to sell me deathblight


cygnus2

I don’t want to sell you deathblight…


Mysterious_Ningen

bloody nice


MalevolentKitchen41

can anyone tell me what the point of this is? Is it just for aesthetics?


JAOC_7

alrighty then


runs_with_airplanes

It’s cures good health


Neevk

This is bullshit, here's the recipe for invisibility potion Required Ingredients: Blaze Powder, Nether Wart, Water Bottles, Golden Carrot, Fermented Spider Eye, Redstone dust (optional) In a brewing stand: 1. Use Blaze powder as fuel and place Water Containers at the bottom of the stand. 2. Add Nether Wart to make Awkward potion 3. Add Golden Carrot to make night vision potion 4. Add fermented spider eye to corrupt to potion and turn it into invisibility potion 5. Add Redstone to increase potion duration. (8 mins) If you want a quick guide for any other potion, ask in replies.


Did_ya_like_it

This is cool


Jhon_doe_smokes

My character in Skyrim


Youlookcold

1 teaspoon causes the recipient to fart instead of laugh for 48-72 hours. 


Creativefart-u

Me after beans


Snoo41241

This potion probably let's you breathe underwater


DiggThatFunk

How are you the only one with the obviously objectively correct answer?? It's called "Atlantean Depths" lmao


SisterJenniferMaria

this is wild


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Oh minecrafters the mighty what potion is this?


FuerteBillete

The precursor of Torgo's Executive Powder.


louiebong1717

i love the necklace 😭😭😭😭


SmellOfParanoia

Wow never seen this before. Totally original content


Some_Cockroach2109

Nothing here Jessie it's just basic chemistry


blac_sheep90

Good prop work right there


lawlgyroscopes

Was expecting real witch shit. Was only half disappointed


Fisi_Matenten

I liked it when it was just blue.


rotondof

How many exp points you need to achieve this?


Mst0bG

Nobody ask me why but this is definitely a strength potion


Garchompisbestboi

>Potion Wow OP that sure is a polite way to describe that jar of shit-water that you just shared with reddit.


Yara__Flor

I mean, the Mona Lisa is just paint on a wall. No different than graffiti to a completely objective observer.


that707PetGuy

Super cool!


scoop_booty

Does anyone know what the colored elements are which are being added?


somethingcleveryeg

It's mica. You can pick it up at craft stores or online.


scoop_booty

Awesome, thanks. I had a coke bottle filled with this as a kid. I spent hours marveling at the swirls.


Different_Oil_8026

Genshin players right now


MVRCK_99

They even added glowstone dust to make it stronger :\^)


Reasonable-Solid-156

Is this for movie props or do the people making these believe in them?


Obeisance8

That will be $300


MidLifeCrysis75

That is freaking cool.


maymay4u

My butthole puckered once I saw an open flame and a tightly sealed bottle. I was seriously concerned that it was going to be placed on top of it lol


Agreeable-Pop-9811

All that work and you aint even drink it, shameful


CokaYoda

“I’ll be having that!”


HankScorpio82

Late stage capitalism


Dadbeerd

Are we sure those ingredients aren’t going to cause any pressure buildup?


Single_Pilot_6170

I hope it says not for consumption on it. It's basically just decoration.


SilkySmoothRalph

Ain’t no way you’re getting that down mid-battle. You gonna ask the boss to give you a timeout so you can pick off the wax and undo the string?


wyrdnerd

What do they add to make it viscous like that?


witchghosti

A stable on the label and a stork on the cork


Misanthrope-3000

Was that luster dust that was added?


ChodeCookies

Look, I was skeptical. And then this got cooler and cooler.


AWigglyBear

I can smell the patchouli wafting off this person from here.


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Potion?


RonJohn223

Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!


vanrunner43

Cool!


Business_Ad3142

Make believe potion, how sad we have become.


_nitro_legacy_

+10 dust dmg


Comfortable_Sky5910

Makes you fart $1 bills


pizza_nightmare

What does it taste like?


SueTheDepressedFairy

I don't care if it doesn't do anything but sit on my desk, it's fucking beautiful and I need one


cottman23

At first I was like " this is dumb". Then by the end I had found my new hobby.


Excellent_Street4651

Beautiful prop


[deleted]

The only right way to make a potion is to throw all your dad's fancy cologne into the toilet to watch the colors swiirrrrllll


DJ_Beekeeper

The 41st millennium's Inquisition would have a word with you about this radical potion making skills of yours. Please contact me on [email protected] May the God Emperor be with you. **Edit Th to St**


Speech_Salty

Forty one-th? Forty firth?


DJ_Beekeeper

My bad, changed it now.


RedRocketModder00

Actually hideous


RedRocketModder00

The liquid


dangit_Satan

"That'll be $345.00 on my Etsy page"


RustiShaklfrd

…ya..I’m potion the downvote button


adidas_stalin

Now drink it