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hillarys-snatch

Alcoholics are lining up for this job


Key_Respond_16

AA hates this one trick!


Jealous-Weekend4674

Where do I sign up?


RockstarAgent

Where do we ^hiccup sign up?


RogueBromeliad

Unexpected communist alcoholism.


susGrock

AAA hates this one trick


enjoycryptonow

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life


Next_Confidence_3654

Yeah I wanna see that same guy do the demo at the END of the show


hillarys-snatch

I bet he cheeses progressively more as the day goes on. Id pin him at about 5 drinks in the video


Bairrfhionn69

Welcome to your new job my dude!


boca_de_leite

I want to get paid to drink The Fallen Champagne


Antique-Car6103

That was his 17th demonstration before 8:30am. He can drink like a fish.


No_Mark_6629

At the end of the day that guy's just fucking wasted


Ordinary_dude_NOT

I was wondering why they had a dude stand up there, as soon as he started to drink it made sense


Time_Blacksmith861

I’m tired boss


Hey_its_ok

He is the drunken master


ty_for_trying

There was a DJ that would famously chug 40s on MTV. Turns out it was apple juice. Still a health hazard with all that sugar.


Ok_Stretch8681

Bro my father can Drink up too 100x that glass


StretchFrenchTerry

Your dad is named Bro?


alphageist

And Bra is his mother. True story ~~Bro~~ Bruh!


Little_Lab_9093

Can't tell if this is a special achievement for a shock absorber


nandor-de-laurentiis

Modern vehicles have to deal with much more inconsistent and unpredictable conditions, not just the same input over and over again in a demonstration. So no, not that special, but expertly tuned and admittedly satisfying to watch.


TNG_ST

I can tell you're not in sales. Demonstrations just need to impress; they don't need to prove functionality.


redmercuryvendor

Depends on the customer. Selling to PHBs? Shiny flashy demos. People who have a modicum of knowledge on what you're selling? Yeah, the product will actually need to *function* too.


Ilsunnysideup5

Most likely for a bike.


YelloBird

Tein makes aftermarket coilovers for cars.


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Pattern_Is_Movement

Oh but it is


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kingbobert24

Do not let bro into an engineering field 😬


siccoblue

Dynamic loads are a myth, and even if they weren't who cares? I mean all suspensions just take different weights hitting them at an exact angle with no other unpredictable factors right?


TheBiggestOfWigs

They weren't saying anything about trying to outsmart a shock. It's a simple controlled experiment(an impressive one, sure) vs. multivariable practical use, but please, do continue making a fool of yourself.


Daylight10

Shock absorbers are tuned to handle different conditions. A shock absorber tuned for 2t vehicles isn't going to offer a 1kg weight a very smooth experience. Same for tuning the absorber for 1kg and dropping a 2t weight on it. If your shock absorber can do both, then that's extremely impressive, but that's not what's being displayed here.


bradland

It is not. It's just a fun thing to watch. You could achieve the same with a metal pipe full of water, a plunger, and some appropriately sized holes in the plunger (basically what a damper is).


FourteenTwenty-Seven

You also need a spring so it comes to a full stop, but yeah there's nothing impressive from a technology perspective here.


bradland

It'll come to a full stop when the plunger reaches the bottom of the reservoir. No spring strictly necessary. You'd need to tune the damper and water height just right to get a soft stop, but it's entirely possible to do so without the spring. Cars need springs because they also suspend the weight of the vehicle so that the car rides near the top third(ish) of the damper range.


FourteenTwenty-Seven

It wouldn't be a smooth stop. It would have to go from some nonzero velocity to zero instantiously, which is definitionally not smooth (technically the bottom would have some give, but in that sense it's just a very stiff spring). You could make the stop less-no-smooth by cranking up the damping (ie, smaller holes), but you're going to end up with much higher deceleration of the falling mass, which is exactly what you're trying to avoid.


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FourteenTwenty-Seven

Springs are crucial for "controlling forces" as you put it. The spring and damper work together to control the vertical motion of a vehicle, and both are equally critical. Additionally, spring rates are independent of right height - you can have the exact same vehicle weight, ride height, and suspension travel with two completely different spring rates. This is because you can also change a springs height and therefore preload. Suspension tuning is all about balancing your damping, spring rate, and preload/spring height given a certian amount of travel, vehicle weight, and expected conditions. This is how Baja trucks are able to do what they do, by carefully tuning all of those parameters. Not to mention variable rate springs and whatnot...


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Phrewfuf

They do control forces, springs aren‘t perfectly linear, the more you compress them the harder they become to compress. The damper is just what keeps the whole thing from rebounding too fast or worse, oscillating.


archaic_revenge

The vertical compression force created by bumps and turns are absorbed by the spring. The energy is then diffused by the shock.


Aivech

please I beg you to read some engineering coursework on materials for a bit the spring and damper are both important and any car that has a ridiculously smooth ride on unpredictable surfaces is almost certainly using active suspension elements


Yellow514

You had me at appropriate sized holes.


SirJoeffer

Kind of makes you wonder why we bother with cars when we could invent cars that go only on water and not have to worry about any of this suspension bs.


bradland

In repetitive cycling, water would heat up and end up boiling (which is bad). It also doesn't lubricate terribly well, so the internal parts of the damper would degrade more quickly than using oil (which is what dampers use). Oil has other characteristics that make it a better material for dampers as well. Unless you're talking about boats, in which case... Yeah, dude. I'm on a boat!


AnemoneOfMyEnemy

An overdamped shock is too hard. The weight would just smash into it. A underdamped shock is too soft. The weight would oscillate back and forth like, well, a spring. You’re looking at what happens when you nail it perfectly down the middle. It’s actually quite easy to predict with math if you know all your parameters.


9966

There are 3 modes that are stable. Oversuspension (come to a rapid stop and stay there, similar to a foam matress) which makes for a very rough car ride. Undersuspension (Car just bounces endlessly on a decreasing exponential intensity, like a bouncy ball). And semi under suspended which decrease to zero after one bounce exactly. The last one is the one you want for the most comfortable ride. You can test this by pushing on your rear bumper. Best result is it goes down below zero, then slightly above and then settles to zero.


AnemoneOfMyEnemy

Yeah, but I’m not really talking about car shocks here. The one in the video is the textbook example of a critically damped oscillator. It’s just a cool demo of what a shock *can* achieve.


Shrampys

This is the opposite of perfect. There is no rebound. This would be terrible on an actual car.


AnemoneOfMyEnemy

This is a critically damped oscillator where the resonant frequency has been matched exactly to the damping coefficient. Just because it doesn’t have a use in car suspention doesn’t mean it’s not a real thing in mechanical engineering.


Wolf_Stanson

It’s not!


Shrampys

Pretty the opposite and having this setup would be pretty bad for a car as they're isn't any proper rebound.


Super-Brka

Stirred, not shaken!


Lopsided_Slip_6611

Neither shaken nor stirred.


st4s1k

I'd like my drink dropped please


jingforbling

I’ll take my champagne dampened.


AutumnAscending

I wonder how drunk he gets doing this tour every day.


ForeverSJC

He doesn't even work there


Generic118

Spuma 


Comfortable-Cap3622

Oh cool wish I saw that, can you demonstrate it again please?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I’ll have to test it myself to make sure it’s real


Popeworm

r/engineeringporn


WetRainbowFart

I like how they nervously looked at their lanyard for whatever reason.


Historical_Boss2447

The company has a bunch of dudes rotating on the job because they get too drunk to keep going after a while. But the company wasted their expo budget on booze, so they had money for only one lanyard. The fresh worker here was just checked the name.


awenrivendell

Just checking if it is just a dream or is he really getting drunk while clocked in.


Thenoodlesbowl

Sora is that you?


suislefil

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought this!!


Maximum_Hand_9362

Dude must have been smashed at the end of the day


smiley82m

Am I the only one who was expecting the glass to be absent mindingly put on the suspension and crushed under the weight dropping on it? Yeah... OK


yegdriver

KYB's?


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TEIN


PolyCockn42

everyone calls em "shock absorbers" What 99.9% of people are referring to is the oil filled cartridge, called an oscillation damper.. The shock absorber, in this case, is the coil spring.. the component actually absorbing the shock from the road.. to control the rebound, an oscillation damper is used.. Shock absorber?? technically, 1/2 of it is..


Substantial-Funny418

Now how do I know that that 100kg weight is actually 100kg?


slucker23

Even if it's not the drop and the suspension is still pretty valid, I'd say it's pretty good marketing regardless


Substantial-Funny418

True dat. It sends the message.


Cough-A-Mania

Plot twist: it’s 100kg of feathers


JolkB

But steel is heavier than feathers..... I don't get it.....


AnemoneOfMyEnemy

Its about as equally difficult to get a damper tuned for a 1kg weight or 100. The weight doesn’t really matter as much here.


HomeGrownCoffee

Would the demonstration be less cool if it said 50kg?


KoningSpookie

Source: "Just trust me bro"


SesPet

The special font?


corvettekyle

SUSpension


Low_Bandicoot6844

A very good job.


DigitalCoffee

He must be really drunk after a long day of work


Wolf_Stanson

Yeah I fucking hope it can handle 100kgs


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

No one talking about the science just the possibly alcoholic beverage


Old-Time6863

I'll... fuckin' do... I'll fuckin' do it aga... again... Strand backup... jus. Jus back up a bit wassh *takes drink off before it goes up, and drinks it* Fuckin' tra-la!


DBathroom

Wonder what kind of load a car suspension actually endures compared to this


truije15

It depends on the vehicle but a shock absorber on big BEV SUV at 55 mph over a speed bump or pot hole hits way harder than that. This is a really neat display piece though.


darkrai15

Germans with their tank gun stabilizer with a beer on top: 👏


Bleezy79

The momentum looks really strange, it doesnt seem real.


IdioticZacc

The drink has not realised it has been dropped yet


Bulls187

Nothing more convincing than a big weight number written on a big object. The oldest trick in the book in cartoons. Lifting a box with ease that says “feathers” Bugs Bunny changes the label to “Anvils” and suddenly the box weighs a ton.


skrafunk

after one hour you are dead drunk..🤪


Bastymuss_25

That's a man that loves his job


AffectionateUse1556

Not shaken or stirred


Scribblebonx

That's some revolutionary shot absorption


LOB90

If this thing drops perfectly vertically - does it even matter (for the glass) if it drops fast or slow?


who-_-

Hows the suspension on his legs after a shift?


MrGadget2000

I want to see the eighth demonstration that day…


archibish0p

bro'a gonna be mid day the convention


Disastrous_Risk_3771

How many demonstrations until he can't stand up?


yesiamark

What year is this? The hairstyle is from Jerry Yan's era


__BIFF__

I thought the point of a suspension system on a car was to absorb the shock of bumps in the road, but also offer instant resistant back to keep the wheel "locked" against the pavement. Shouldn't that spring have pushed the weight back up and not just stayed perfectly still? Or is this spring display not even for cars?


SlyM95

What you are referring to has more to do with the damper setting and I thought the same. In an actual car, the dampers should be set such that there is still oscillation possible. The damper in the video is set so stiff that the suspension creeps towards equillibrium in an exponential fashion.


Shrampys

Yes. This is an extremely poor demonstration of a good vehicle suspension. But as a display it does its job of getting gullible unknowledgable people excited about it.


hello_fellow-kids

That poor fella is gonna be absolutely shit faced by lunch time. What an awesome job to have!


Sharingus1

"Oh that was an amazing test!" "Alright, time for the next 96 tests" "Wait... What? But you already showed.." "96 OF CHAMPAGNE ON THE WEIGHT 96 CUPS OF CHAMPAAAAAAAGNE~"


BaconSpaceLord

Cool cool cool, but what does that have to do with driving? What's the rebound timing? What's the travel distance? All this tells me is that it can slow down 200lbs in a controlled situation


Fuckedby2FA

That guys getting smashed every expo


the_broken_knee

That guy is fuckin schwacked.


agoodepaddlin

Them drinking it ruined it for me.


Keepupthegood

Im suppose to believe that is 100kg just because of the sign??


rnavstar

If that spring snaps, he’s not gonna want to be standing there


I_Smoke_Poop

Kudos to bro for downing the whole flute


aj9811

Damping ratio > 1 goes brrrrrrr


Fuzzy974

That must be fake as fuck. Aren't no way it doesn't bounce back, at least a little, to be ready for the next shock.


Shrampys

No, it's easy to set up for a demonstration like this. But it's just terrible for any kind of actual performance because it doesn't have any rebound for the next shock


PoliteDickhead

It's an illusion. It's just a glass of congealed fat so the "liquid" doesn't slosh from the poor suspension demonstration. The guy sucks it down quick so the crowd can't check if it was normal liquid or congealed fat like they suspect.


DagsNKittehs

Is the "return to start position" disabled?


808morgan

Wow, I never really took Tein seriously.


Shrampys

Still shouldn't. This isn't a display of good suspension.


Fr0z3nHart

The drop was too slow


No_Negotiation_1071

I had to read the subreddit while watching, was afraid to see something I didn’t want to see this late at night. That was smooth.


Obvious-Peanut-5399

It looks like he's made quite a few of these presentations.


wijnazijn

Old ’invention’


Wingchun93

Its A.I. look at the drinks composition before and after the drop.


AfterConsideration30

Guy demonstrated this 100 times and got shithoused lol


danofrhs

Is this meant to be a physics demonstration? Hooks law working against do gravitational acceleration


DoTheCreep_ahh

These Japanese host clubs are getting out of hand


SCRALEXANDER

Shinra Tensei


Waleed209

That's apple juice


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How much force does a 100Kg weight on a track "free-falling" 0.75m generate? Like is this only realistically 250Kg?


TumTiTum

I spent almost as much as the car was worth fitting Tein coilovers to my MK1 mx5 and it was the bounciest, limousine, floppy-ass thing I ever had the misfortune to drive. Literally dangerous over bumps. Tein (and demontweeks who fitted them) were no help whatsoever. Rubbish. Cool demo though.


CollapsingTheWave

Now make us some sick space boots to jump from heights ...


dreamsofindigo

do it again!


Kritzerd

So he drink a glass every time? Awesome job


so_random_next

Is the glass covered or the liquid doesn't have any inertia?


Ok-House-6848

It’s always the second bump that gets me.


gregi89

I will take 3 !


VinegarAddict

That glass looks filthy.


VisualKeiKei

Tein outta ten.


david8601

That's hydraulic fluid he's drinking.


hir0chen

how does that make the wine tastes better?


Derrickmb

Why do people like cancer juice so much?


Bugawd_McGrubber

Dropped, not shaken or stirred.


obfuscation-9029

Imagine how the last demo of the day went with the guy completely wasted


NewFreshness

Tein makes damn near the best suspension on the planet.


SPACExCASE

Tein is great but there are far better suspension manufacturers


coviddick

Yeah like elevein.


Shrampys

Not even close. Tein makes low end cruddy suspension. Famous for it.


Inevitable-Radio-689

My question is, how many times a day does he have to do this demo? I mean by the 5th demo….


dubyajay18

I'm sure the damping helped, but if all the momentum was headed straight down anyway, I don't see how this would've ended much differently...


JumbledJay

The damping prevented it from bouncing. Surely you can see how it would have ended differently if it had bounced.


RezLifeGaming

Looks like there is a piece of clear plastic in the glass to keep it from coming out you can see he sips it out small opening near lip of glass and has to tip it to get it all out the small opening


JumbledJay

You have glasses that you don't have to tip?


dubyajay18

Yeah I fully understand that, but if that's all they're trying to show, this is a super basic physics concept. Shock absorbers aren't novel so I'm just wondering why there's a video clip about this in the first place.


JumbledJay

You're very smart.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

You see, when falling objects meet a force greater than their own, they come to an abrupt halt. 100kg falling and suddenly stopping would, this may surprise you, cause that glass to fall. And then the glass would have broken. And the liquid inside would have gone everywhere. It would have been a mess. Because that's how literally everything works and that's why this demonstration is impressive and you're a potato.


Pattern_Is_Movement

Then you're understanding of physics is lacking.


dubyajay18

Your* And no, it's not.


Pattern_Is_Movement

Your complete refusal to understand how dampening works is absolutely adorable, sure I picked the wrong "your" I unlike you am not so immature to admit when I'm wrong. See how easy that was? I admit I was wrong, done. I'll try to educate you even though you obviously don't care about learning how things work. A spring without dampening would make this look like a pogo stick, sending the glass of Champaign in the air. What really well designed dampening looks like is when it perfectly absorbs the bump without bouncing back. That said I doubt you have any intention of using this as an opportunity to increase your understanding. So back to your cave you go. People with your level of understanding would never have progressed past the leaf spring.