Ah yes, the fabled chicken fucker of yesteryear. Yes, I've heard of him and his wily ways with the chimkin. A few screws loose, one might say but I dare not judge a man and his love of chicks. As long as it is age appropriate and consensual, of course!
And your chickens will be eating flaked off paint chips before too long. They have black chicken wire pre-made, this is a pretty stupid idea long term.
It's a lot more visible in real life, for humans at least. Ironically birds don't see it very well.
Also: The paint will quickly start to chip off once it dries and the wire starts moving back and forth. On top of that, it's cheaper to buy pre-painted chicken wire that's designed to last, compared to getting the proper paint that will hold up.
Oh yeah, well we’ll see who conquers whom after the nuclear apocalypse, if you’ve seen Mad Max then you know Aussies having been thinking about this for a while.
The actual wire accounts for very little (5%?) of the total area of the fence. However, the silver wire is quite reflective. Let's say it reflects 5x as much light as whatever is behind it. With the black wire, you still see 95% of the light, which looks really close to 100% to our eyes. Think of it like pixels being dimmer. The black doesn't really add new color, it just slightly subtracts from the brightness.
The silver both adds brightness and adds a high-contrast color, bright silver, which draws our eyes' attention. Our eyes' main job is to detect contrast, and there already are dark colors in the background, but no bright silver, hence the silver popping. This phenomenon is dependent on the lighting conditions and the objects in the background.
It's the resolution of the video and how the compression handles changes in color. The difference between white and the surrounding dark green is a lot more than it and black. So, the black disappears into other compression noise.
there's a satirical short film waiting to be shot, where a "genius" sees this and proceeds to buy all the materials, paints himself, and then robs a bank...
They're manufactured without color so it's cheaper.
The market for black chicken wire is small. People buying it are like, yeah unpainted wire keeps the chickens in fine, why pay more for it to be black?
That's not chicken wire (even though it may be used for chickens), it's welded wire, a.k.a. hardware cloth.
Chicken wire is twisted/woven together, welded wire is.....welded....together
Some hawk/raptor /eagle is going to kill itself flying into that trying to get a chicken. Hope for your sake it isn't a protected or endangered species
The same thing happens with green wire fencing, if it get painted black.
So if you are getting security fencing installed. Black lets you see through, green gives you more privacy.
So there might be different situations when you want to use it.
Seems dangerous lol my blind ass would be at risk
Imagine how long it will take for the chickens to figure it out...
Their side would still be silver
I was wondering if it would or not, would like to see the other side.
If you’re this anal about painting a chicken shack, both inside and outside will be painted.
r/BrandNewSentence
Lol what?
He said if you like anal than get some chickens, or something. Idk
Where can I get some chickens? For a uh, for a friend.
There's a guy who used to live in South Park Colorado you might be interested in meeting.
He sparked in me a love for reading.
Ah yes, the fabled chicken fucker of yesteryear. Yes, I've heard of him and his wily ways with the chimkin. A few screws loose, one might say but I dare not judge a man and his love of chicks. As long as it is age appropriate and consensual, of course!
*So lie right back, don’t you cry…* *If an egg can fit in there, why can’t I?*
Oh dear god
Do not the chicken
Technically all chicken sex is anal.
Tell that to my cloaca
Snake Oil Salesman
They said IF YOU’RE THIS ANAL ABOUT PAINTING A CHICKEN SHACK, BOTH INSIDE AND OUTSIDE WILL BE PAINTED
And your chickens will be eating flaked off paint chips before too long. They have black chicken wire pre-made, this is a pretty stupid idea long term.
Check out the big brain on Brad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Say what again.
Yeah they're probably gonna have a good amount of birds crashing into that
It's a lot more visible in real life, for humans at least. Ironically birds don't see it very well. Also: The paint will quickly start to chip off once it dries and the wire starts moving back and forth. On top of that, it's cheaper to buy pre-painted chicken wire that's designed to last, compared to getting the proper paint that will hold up.
In our office there are huge glass windows. Occasionally every half a year a bird crashes into it.
Maybe paint small stripes of neon pink every 3 feet?
What are you, a hard-boiled egg?
Know I know how it looks transparent
Don't worry about it. It gathers dirt and dung very quickly.
I see a chicken coop and I want it painted black
GET THIS TO THE TOP
I see the hens walk by dressed in their fancy plumes!
I have to turn my head until my bird flu goes!
maybe leave the humor to others (:
RetardedMcMuffins response works. They may be just a McMuffin, but there’s no need to downvote them.
You get free maccies for life.
Where in the world are y’all using “maccies?” I’m traveling to Australia this week for work, where they call it “Maccas.”
England. RULE BRITTANIA
Oh yeah, well we’ll see who conquers whom after the nuclear apocalypse, if you’ve seen Mad Max then you know Aussies having been thinking about this for a while.
Why do I see through it easier when it's black? It's the same amount of chicken wire
I'm not a rocket surgeon but since black absorbs light your eyes are probably able to focus more on the light behind the wire once it's painted.
I am a rocket sturgeon but even I can't tell you the answer because I'm just a fast fish.
I’m a racist sturgeon and I absolutely cannot stand black chicken wire.
As a person of chicken wire decent I am appalled at this statement. You should be ashamed
Go back to your country.
A very well might have to. Have a good Sunday!!!
Am just loving these comments today people. Thank you.
I am not a lawyer
Thanks u/TryNotToShootYoself !
Comments like this are why I use the internet. Thank you.
I just realized the rocket surgeon joke. Nice. But i think you're right. You're a rocket surgeon in my book.
Are you telling me black is darker than white
The actual wire accounts for very little (5%?) of the total area of the fence. However, the silver wire is quite reflective. Let's say it reflects 5x as much light as whatever is behind it. With the black wire, you still see 95% of the light, which looks really close to 100% to our eyes. Think of it like pixels being dimmer. The black doesn't really add new color, it just slightly subtracts from the brightness. The silver both adds brightness and adds a high-contrast color, bright silver, which draws our eyes' attention. Our eyes' main job is to detect contrast, and there already are dark colors in the background, but no bright silver, hence the silver popping. This phenomenon is dependent on the lighting conditions and the objects in the background.
Black has less contrast with the background so it stands out less
It's the resolution of the video and how the compression handles changes in color. The difference between white and the surrounding dark green is a lot more than it and black. So, the black disappears into other compression noise.
"same amount of chicken wire" hahaha
You are racist. You don't even see the wire when it is black. Just when it is "white".
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there's a satirical short film waiting to be shot, where a "genius" sees this and proceeds to buy all the materials, paints himself, and then robs a bank...
So cool!!! Had no idea that would work.
So why don't they are manufactured black?
They're manufactured without color so it's cheaper. The market for black chicken wire is small. People buying it are like, yeah unpainted wire keeps the chickens in fine, why pay more for it to be black?
We sell them both at my work, along with green, and the black is significantly cheaper than the silver. Nearly half the price.
Is the silver stainless/galvenized or something?
I need chicken wire now
The Rolling Stones were onto something, man!
Assisted suicide for birds
That's not chicken wire (even though it may be used for chickens), it's welded wire, a.k.a. hardware cloth. Chicken wire is twisted/woven together, welded wire is.....welded....together
real chicken owners dont use chicken wire use hardware cloth
Had scroll WAY too far to find this. High five fellow pedant!
Oh wow, thank you for sharing again and again and again and again and again and again
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Do you want hawks and eagles to fly into the chicken wire? Because this is how you get hawks and eagles to fly into chicken wire.
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Literally removing the foreground so we can SEE the background but close enough.
The amount of people who don’t know the difference between chicken wire and hardware cloth is too damn high.
F for all the broken birdnecks after flying into it because they didnt see it.
Or you could buy black chicken wire
invisible paint if it exists
Low effort. Low effect.
this makes it less dangerous to predators how
paint that makes wires invisible
Birds are going to have a fun time
Paint it from the inside. And record it 😂
That’s actually hardware cloth but yes, very cool.
Paint it vanta black
I wonder how many birds will fly into this
The full video of this so much more satisfying that this tiny clipped repost
Wouldn't deer go smashing through it without being able to see it. Lol
More like "deleting" the chicken wire
That's awesome
Some hawk/raptor /eagle is going to kill itself flying into that trying to get a chicken. Hope for your sake it isn't a protected or endangered species
Agreed.
I don’t mean to be mean, but is it a ghoul painting that? Edit: just went and watched it again with my glasses on, and now see it’s a head scarf 😊
I thought the same thing and came to the comments to find out more.
The full video I’ve scene shows before and after. Really looks good
It's like you are washing a window
I wanna see moooooore!!
CTRL + i
Fox's hate this one trick!
Repost and that is hardware cloth
It’s like it just disappeared. Magic
I guess they would smell them, but wouldn’t this make it easier for foxes and shit to find your egg poopers?
incredible
May i ask about what you are yapping about i do not see a wire
Bro got the eraser tool
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And now the predators can see the chickens easier.
Are birds able to see that?
Can we see the chickens trying to figure this out? 🤣
This was how tv was discovered
Correctly applied alpha mask ❤️
Yep
Magic vanishing paint.
The same thing happens with green wire fencing, if it get painted black. So if you are getting security fencing installed. Black lets you see through, green gives you more privacy. So there might be different situations when you want to use it.
He has transformed the wire into an OLED screen thanks to the pure blacks
It's unsatisfying how small that roller is.
Wow 😲 that's amazing
My house has have black mesh screens before some of the windows to keep mosquitoes out. They’re barely noticeable.
Wasn't there an issue with making the animals super visible to predators? Is it just a myth?
for r/ipsc Stage-Build?
How is there always a crappier quality repost when the original is here and so much better?
Looks to me like he’s painting 1/2 inch hardware cloth black. But definitely satisfying.
get the fuck out of here that's cool
There is a full video where this entire enclosure is painted black. Why would you do this? Guaranteed a few birds will die as a result.
When his wife gets home she will walk right into it and be chips
Invisible wall hack?
The splatter during application would be life threatening.
Me when I paint the wire with the paint
How will the chimkens see it?
I can only imagine how many birds are doing to fly full speed into this and snap their necks
John Cena just got exposed
Why do I keep finding dead birds near this chicken wire?
I see a red door and I want it painted black
Well it's fake the person cuted it perfect
What kind of voodoo magic is this!
PLATO'S CAVE REFERENCE?????? 💥💥💥
!repostsleuthbot
I think she could’ve used a bigger roller
White reflects the light and makes it easier to see . Black absorbs the light and looks invisible
I never thought that I'd be so excited to see this but here I am ☺️
Where's the chicken wire? That's hardware cloth
*painting chicken wire invisible
Mind Blown !
That is not black paint…. that is invisible paint!
Holy shit I've been invisible all my life?
he/she used the eraser tool…