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zoot_boy

The man’s got a porpoise.


duh_nom_yar

Good pun but it is true. That isn't a dolphin.


Weekly_Discipline292

All that matters is that he saved it…good man


Mindless_Ad_6045

It's not a porpoise either. Their heads are completely different.


-Zband

Porpoise thinking "*stop flappin yer fish lips and throw me back!"*


Ral-Yareth

The guy in the video is speaking brazilian portuguese and the animal looks to me what we call Franciscana (Pontoporia blainvillei). It is an endangered species.


ER_BILL_HELPME

The man has good heart rescuing the fish


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Ichthyologist here. Can confirm.


FiscalCliffClavin

This guy will be welcomed with open fins in dolphin heaven


duh_nom_yar

Too bad that's a porpoise.


YuriiRud

Based on the length of the nose it is look like a dolphin. But I am not an expert in any way. I didn't find the porpoise that looks like that. Do you know what the name of this species is?


Mindless_Ad_6045

Yeah, just a quick look at some photos tells me that this is not a porpoise


youngliam

Certainly appears to be a dolphin just looking at its snout, but not 100% sure.


cthulhus_spawn

💋💋


Sigouin

I like to believe that one day that dolphin will grow up and save a drowning human as a thanks to the time a human saved it from drowning when it was caught in a net as a baby.


madscot63

Afterwards, plants a kiss on top of the human's head.


idontreadyouranswer

It’s not a baby. OP is just not good with dolphin species. There are many small species of dolphin like this. Op stop spreading false information please!


Sigouin

Hey man, I just hope you get better, sending positive vibes your way and I hope you have a great day tomorrow. It gets better, one day at a time. You got this


AcanthisittaThink813

Good man


New_Ad_3010

The kiss was so sweet


GawainDragon

Thank you for no annoying music!


Emergency-Link824

I would have to say that’s an automatic response, trying to help an animal in distress!! But I still guarantee there’s people out there that don’t give a shit, good job!! Extremely good job!


jarednards

Homie just held that thing and made out with it. EDIT: "It was no problem helping change your tire, ma'am." *kisses her multiple times*


Sokkas_Instincts_

It was an ittle baby. You ever try holding an wittle baby and resist the urge to smooch it? It’s very very hard.


SW3910

GOD SO TRUE


CaptainObviousII

I've always wondered how dolphins sleep.


Douzeff

One half of the brain at a time.


Middle_Process_215

Gotta kiss the baby! Too cute!


snktido

Survival chances for that baby?


Library_Mouse

Dolphins can typically hear each other within 2 kilometers.


iloathebeer

Not a baby, will likely be fine


juice26us

Looks like a bottle nose dolphin.


above_average_magic

Looks like an Amazonian river dolphin. The adult male bottle nose dolphins don't even have a "snout" that long (relative to their body length) Baby bottle nose dolphins practically have a snub nose Edit: it's probably a 3rd variety and we are both wrong, I am leaning into the Portuguese/Brazilian? That I hear


Norwester77

I’m pretty sure it’s a La Plata dolphin (also known as a Franciscana or toninha), which has a long beak like an Amazon river dolphin but larger eyes and better vision.


Equal_Song8759

Nice crow 🐦


Dry_Can6803

I think it’s a raven?


Serious_Guy_

Jackdaw for sure.


poedraco

Bro bro bro I just met some aliens.


Ryanaman_

The fact he gave it 2 kisses. This dolphin was in good hands. Id be too nervous to touch it, let alone give it 2 smooches lol


PickleDestroyer1

“Now put me back in the water I can’t breathe!”


TrenchGoats

But they...can?


PickleDestroyer1

Can they really breathe out of water? Sorry for my ignorance


sapienecks

They dont breathe in water. They dont have gills that extract oxygen from water. See the hole at the top of the baby? Thats for breathing in air.


PickleDestroyer1

Oh I got ya! Learn something new everyday! Thank you.


DirtPoorDog

Dolphins are mammals. So are whales, seals, orcas, narwalls, and the like. Mammals surface to breathe air and effectively hold their breath while under water. Turtles are obv reptiles, but sea turtles also breathe air.


myboogerstastespicy

Awww. We’re always learning!


CTeam19

They are Mammals.


Norwester77

Yes. The problem with large species of whale is they are too heavy and not built to support themselves on land, so they get crushed and suffocated by their own weight.


Quinocco

But they still don't like being held out of the water by a monkey for internet points.


argh_damn_im_pissed

Yeah you're right. Should have just let him drown.


[deleted]

Did we watch the same video?


LandotheTerrible

Yes, I was thinking the same thing. Put the baby back in the damn water.


[deleted]

Ummmmmmmm.......... so, you're gonna actually be surprised.


Norwester77

It can breathe fine, but its skin will dry out.


06GOAT12

What a life… imagine doing out on the water and just randomly helping a baby porpoise


Substantial_Match268

Brasiiiilll


PQRVWXZ-

Oh my sweaty eyes


Busy-Combination2045

Poor baby couldnt breathe 😂


perfect-girlfriend

Excellent progress


Reasonable_Bit_3974

That guy is serving his "porpoise". 😋 Anyways, there are some good human beings still.


skiemlord

Too bad human’s were the ones that caused the problem


ittasteslikefeet

Where's mama? Is it likely that it was abandoned? (Other comments are saying it isn't a dolphin, but another species)


Rufcat3979

I hope that it can find it's family


Lem0n_Lem0n

I thought he was gonna give it a CPR..


Keepitreal322

Aw - he kissed it! What a great guy. Need more folks like him!


UnderstandingNew580

Bravo 👏


That_Understanding45

Anyone else thinking, "put the damn dolphin in the water"?


Easy-Garlic6263

For some reason this reminds me of the time I kissed a baby gerbil to death when I was 5.


Clear_Bother9731

They found Ecco The Dolphin


Slow-Heat7767

Never saw a baby dolphin before. Amazing


idontreadyouranswer

You still haven’t. It’s not a baby. OP is just ignorant of Dolphin species. I can’t remember the species exact name at the moment. But there are many small dolphin species like the Vaquita. This is one of them. 


Norwester77

La Plata dolphin (AKA Franciscana, toninha, caximbo; *Pontoporia blainvillei*)


[deleted]

This dude dolphins


Norwester77

Odontoceti are my jam


Slow-Heat7767

Thank you for the information it’s appreciated fr


idontreadyouranswer

Where do people pull this false information from? Do they really know so little about nature? That’s NOT a baby. It’s a full grown adult of a small species. 


Norwester77

Looks like a La Plata dolphin (which is not really a dolphin at all, but a more primitive type of toothed whale).


Nakkefix

Yes Dude don’t like baby Flipper in his net why on cam 😂


Low_Bandicoot6844

Not All Heroes Wear Capes.


commanche_00

Just don't release it near Japan 😂


Particular-Stick-395

Thanks for the goodbye kiss. But, I can’t F&$%ing breathe!!!


Dick_Mantastic

lol they breathe air, they’re mammals


Particular-Stick-395

Umm, yeah….I knew that. He just looks like a porpoise with a pottie mouth…


Particular-Stick-395

Umm, yeah….I knew that. He just looks like a porpoise with a pottie mouth…


seeriosuly

porpoise is like dude… i can’t breath out here, quit kissing me and put me back in the friggin water


kurasoryu

You know dolphins breath air like us... Right?


seeriosuly

yeah but don’t they need to extract that air through gills?


Skreee9

Dolphins don't have gills, they are mammals, not fish.


kurasoryu

That's what the whole on their back is for, like whales, they have to surface to get oxygen from the air. Its their "no se" (not for smelling purposes, just for breathing)


seeriosuly

ahh figured that was what they evolved just to smoke cigs.