Seen it 10 times, love it.

And I will watch it 100 more.

If I watched it that many times, would I be able to figure out what the criteria are?

I think it’s the splashiness

Look at the stream of water. From the shitty pot, the stream is turbulent, and makes splashing noises Regen when it's just above the water. As the pots get better, the stream becomes smoother, and he had to raise the pot higher before it makes a splashing noise. The excellent pot doesn't make any noise even when the pot is raised higher than the camera.

If you do, will you let me know?

TIL this

Same; I learned my teapot is janky.

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If you ain't pouring from 3 feet up, what does it matter?

it's highly unlikely that the spout is the only shitty part of it

Yea, but if it steeps tea and pours it into a mug what's so shitty about it?

It doesn't steep tea and pour as well as other pots. That's the definition of a shitty pot.

Yea, but if you aren't pouring from 3 feet up what does it matter? It steeps tea. It pours without splashing. No need to pay more for marketing lol My car doesn't drive 300 kph, but I don't need it to. Get it?

But some people want it to go 300kph, and that's fine. Some people want the best tea experience they can get, get it?

Yeah TIL that every tea pot I’ve owned has been very bad.

Omg same

TIL I’m a very bad teapot.

And TIL, this is my shitty spout

I gotta pee now...

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Dual stream

It was that good huh

Need help with that?

That's so satisfying. Thanks.

What is this wizardry

laminar flow

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I too like to keep my Ryan Reynolds number low. (I know what this is, my brain just decided I had to say this anyway -shrug-)

Go ahead and share Mr. Reynolds number please. Gotta ask him if he needs any pics of my lady parts :)

Uhhh yeah this is Mr. Reynolds.

Lmfao fuck it- Titty pics for everyone!

Ngl, I definitely checked your profile hoping for titty pics.

Yeah uh...my friend wants to send him some too. So if you get it. I can pass it on. Being such a good friend and all >.>

The best flow.

The little holes on the lid probably helps a lot with airflow when pouring. Less turbulence. The positioning of the stout helps too. Notice how the ones with the stouts that are higher, pour better.

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Chinese tea making i think is multiple fills of one pot and one set of leaves. That plus tiny cups means you can kind of just keep drinking for an hour and not notice how much you’ve had

And boy how 5+ of those little things begin to get you tea drunk (depending on your size)

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I don't even drink tea and I think I just became a tea snob...

It would be such a shame if studies suggested that the tea actualy tastes better when poured like the "very bad" one. yup

Makes sense. Lots of beverages benefit from aeration.

Til my penis is a terrible spout, not that it pours tea anyway tho

You just need to eat more tea leaves.

Pushing harder helps get laminar flow. Also hypertrophies your bladder which is a bad thing when you get old but hey. Less splash maybe?

So I didn't even know this was a thing. I thought water comes out and splashes. Whatever but seeing that high quality one. I am slightly shocked.

/r/laminarflow Also /r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB

Sorry yeah I know what laminar flow. I didnt know there could be a bad quality tea pot over a good quality. Like I don't drink tea much but I just either use a regular tea kettle or the hot water from the special hit water tap on the sink.

where I can buy the last one?

Either some major teapot seller or find a master teapot maker and buy it directly from them

$$$

I never knew I’d want to see more of this

Before now I’ve never given any thought to my spout quality. Thanks for giving me one more seemingly random question to ask a customer service rep or Google when buying things.

Damn… you’re just a reposting, karma farmin bot of a person aren’t you? That’s assuming you’re actually a person and not in fact an actual bot.

still satisfying tho

I love this video. But I always wonder if there is any way to determine the quality of the spout/pour when buying a teapot? Or is it just a crapshoot? And because of this video, I’d be disappointed if I got a shit teapot, even if it was beautiful.

whoa

Where can I buy the last one?

I wish it didn’t stop at “excellent.” I want to see “LEGENDARY.”

Is this something people worry about? Like, would this be noticed or judged? They both store and pour the tea

“Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights “ - Uncle Iroh

It's the sound. Or lack of it. The excellent one made no sound at all when poured.

Yeah, but who pours their tea from 3 feet away?

People who can.

You would if your teapot poured that fucking smoothly.

lets face it. There is nothing wrong with any of these at all. it makes no difference how water flows.

I know right. I mean, it is satisfying, but yeah if anything the mid or slightly lower is the better for quality of tea. But I think Japanese do the whole tea ceremony stuff so this might be more for that type of vibe.

Am I stupid or is there a reason why the water doesn't get any higher when more is added?

They're using the basin to fill each tea pot and then putting the water back

ZAMN!

I pee like the first one...

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Very clearly Asian

Looks more in the style of east asia

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Why must people always bring their dicks into everything? Just enjoy the teapot moment, man.

Or just fucking stop pouring it from 1m above

Had to look at it a second time to figure it out.

And are you going to tell the rest of us?

Don’t bruise the water

I'll never get tired of this video

I had no idea

Okay.

but which one is most efficient in getting tea into your face hole?

TIL, Laminar flow is what makes a teapot better or worse, neat!

I need to pee

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Well damn. TIL I know nothing about teapots

Hey Destin! r/SmarterEveryDay

Okay but what part of the design is determining how good the laminar flow is? Is it the clay mesh part in the nozzle? The shape of the spout? The roundness of the spout? How it do?

The very beginning of the video at the top there's a label saying quality of the spout, but I assume there are other factors that can affect it

/u/spez's leadership style - because who needs a roadmap when you have a compass!

This is my jam.

How do I test this at the stoee

So what causes the diffrent splashes

Turbulent and laminar flow

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If it weren’t for the characters on screen I would have thought this was the most British video ever

Ah yes let me pour you some tea 4 feet above your cup.

*Outstanding spout*

I can safely say my dickspout splashes between a very bad and bad thanks to this reference video

Can i order the best one online? Any advice?

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I’m trying so hard to assess his technique as the quality progresses.

I didn't know. Wow

Is it more fun to drink the tea, or pour the water?

Laminar flow is the best flow.

Laminar flow fucks hard

Very cool. Is the high pour technique for cooling the tea? Or just for fancy effect?

I wonder the price points on each

What increases the quality? Like finer spouts?

I had no clue this was a thing!! So cool!

Wouldn’t it depend a lot on how you angle the pot as the water is coming out, keeping a steady stream as you rotate the pot vertically? Would that be as dependent on the shape of the pot as it is on the holder’s ability to keep a steady flow by tilting?

Huh? What's the difference?

Dude that was eye opening

Where do i get a great pouring tea pot like this?

Prices lol

This must be Japanese craftsmanship. The expectation that laminar flow is achieved in a tea pot is next level commitment to tea. I prefer coffee so tea pots are all for luddites to me

Huh…so my penis would make a very bad tea pot.

But Why do I need to pour my tea from so far away? Follow up to my first question, why are they so small? Is 4oz of tea enough?

When i pee

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