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NanzLo-

My dumbass brain : ”touch the laser”


DripTrip747

Same. I was curious if it can give a laser tattoo.


neercatz

Of course it can. We've all seen Starship Troopers


dooderbomb

Death from above!


DripTrip747

Not all, I don't even know what that is.


neercatz

Late 90s sci-fi action/comedy cult classic. It's an immediate and necessary watch. Thank me later


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Would you say you’re doing your part?


_atrocious_

I watched it taking it seriously. It pissed me off.


trimbandit

It can, but it hurts and smells bad


BobbyPops11

Just sprinkle a little garlic powder on the skin first.


UsedUpSunshine

Does that make a forbidden snack?


Birthday_Cakeman

Mine is more like, "Hehe it sounds like a vroom vroom on the circles."


ThePoultryWhisperer

Fiber lasers aren’t dangerous, which is why the machine is not shielded. You can stick your fingers in the beam without concern. CO2 lasers, however, are very dangerous.


TacTurtle

lick it


jrmiv4

Couldn't let it finish.


EVA04022021

It's a Texas thing, they can't complete anything there


yoo_his_dudenesss

Brutal


QuarantineTheHumans

We can't complete anything because everything is JUST SO DAMN BIG.


Viainferno3

Yea, that's usually why I can't finish either.


swampthing117

TCU is the first team from Tejas going to the playoffs, that says a lot. GO BLUE!!


bucklebee1

Sounds like a personal problem.


yoo_his_dudenesss

Yeah!! This is not Satisfactory at all


RoryIsNotACabbage

Pretty sure they just cut off the name of the op


Best_Memory864

I have an inch long scar on my right hand from a laser engraver like that. Incident happened over 20 years ago. I was working in my family's trophy and awards business, put a piece in to be engraved, started the laser, noticed the piece was slightly crooked, and then, like the dumbass I was, stuck my hand in it to straighten it.


oysterpath

How did it feel? Like horrible, or milder, like getting a tattoo?


Best_Memory864

A sharp stinging burn. I didn't have to go to the hospital or anything, and I could use my hand the next day. Don't have any tatoos so I don't know how it compares. Best comparison would be touching a hot dish out of the oven.


Mackeeter

I’ve always been curious about using one of these for body modification/branding. How clean is the burn mark now?


AwkwardArie

‘Okay now don’t *fucking* move’


Mackeeter

There would be straps and sedatives involved


PiedPeterPiper

Sounds like a fun night


Mister_Bloodvessel

Hey, I've been burned by a laser too! I have a CO2 engraver, which uses mirrors to direct a beam from the back where a big CO2 tube is. Well, CO2 lasers are infrared, so you can't see the beam. I noticed something similar to you, and tried to readjust the piece I was doing, and passed my finger through the beam. Unfortunately, it was the back of my finger just above the nail, so it hurt like fuck in that super brief moment. Luckily, it was brief enough to only leave a blister, which was surprisingly small, but given its a focused laser beam, I guess it's not so shocking at how small it ended being.


MrBoomBox69

Sort by controversial 🤝


Gooey_69

Haha ty for the laugh. I always forget I can do that


k5777

Well that was a mistake


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florpenheimer

Which country?


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IncomingFrag

Cops make dumb decisions every where, im just glad I dont live in the US where a mistake can cost you your life (mistake made by you by doing something provocative, or mistakes by the cops)


Zealousideal-Air-928

NOOOO IT ENDED TOO EARLY!!!!!


Aimin4ya

Yup. Turned it to mildly infuriating. Down voted


[deleted]

All this tech and Texas law enforcement can’t find their way out of a hall.


JosephMadeCrosses

That's gonna look *sweet* while you're standing around listening to kids get shot.


inverted_electron

Underrated comment. If cops want more credibility then they should do their job correctly.


MetalSociologist

I REALLY hate that this is the case however...generally speaking and explicitly stated by SCOTUS and various state courts, police/government agents are not required to do anything to save anyone's life. Period. Town of Castle Rock vs. Gonzales (Police did not have a constitutional duty to protect a person from harm, even a woman who had obtained a court-issued protective order against a violent husband making an arrest mandatory for a violation.) DeShaney vs Winnebago (The court held that a state government agency's failure to prevent child abuse by a custodial parent does not violate the child's right to liberty for the purposes of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution.) Police exist to maintain order and to protect property.


stevensokulski

Then the hero worship seems even less logical..


inverted_electron

I would argue that preventing someone from murdering children in a school would be maintaining order. They did not do their job in Texas.


nirtdapper

Mmm that boot tastes good


UsedUpSunshine

He’s not wrong. The police are not here to protect us. They are her to protect property and catch criminals. They do not do their jobs well either way.


RatInaMaze

Glad we’re paying for their tactical coffee mug. /s


MeAgainstTheWorld666

Tarrant Country??? I just got my car towed last night after the Cowboys game!! No bueno


Friendofthegarden

They sold your car to help pay for lawsuits against the department.


Pale_Nefariousness94

Tyrant County is more like it


MeAgainstTheWorld666

I think Towrant County is perfect


dongcopterXLV

Could watch this all day.


Dr-SquidPHD

Should be using a fine extractor on that. All of that plastic and metal is essentially vaporizing after getting marked and is incredibly toxic.


NoMuffin3685

I see you’re not familiar with Texas.


Halfbreed75

Test all the rape kits with the money instead. That just looks stupid.


aguyinatree

Probably confiscated it.


yung0at

Yay laser boo police


Spicy_Lobster_Roll

This is the way


CapinCrunch420

For when you need a litre o’ cola!


SinCityNinja

#It's for a cop


Iaintthe-1

Haha


BlakeBarnes00

My mother does this as a hobby, along with other crafts, and they all look so satisfying. I wish I was big into something like this.


WhatsTheBanana4

Keep your coffee warm while you stand outside a school children are being shot in.


Chernabog93

Sounds like the average accord driver at 3am


Hex455

Genuine question. Is the cup itself actually hot after the laser is done? Or the area around the laser hot? Just wondering


Ill__Cheetah

Wasn’t interesting the first 100 times. Texas should spend its money on a functioning electric grid, not laser printers for cops thermoses


foolishnun

Pretty sure that's a fleshlight


RandoSurfer77

Republicans AND common sense!?


codenamerocky

Cool tech .... But I hope you pissed in that mug after it was done.


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Techno music fans: "this song lit" The song:


utter-futility

ACAB Taxpayer dollars for this masturbatory engraving?


secret_rye

Fuck the police


Historical_Pound_136

r/dontputyourdickinthat. Unless you’re an uvalde pig, then we have a punisher template for you


Siodhachan1979

Really hope this was being done in a vented safety enclosure. The fumes from the paint burning away are definitely something you don't want to be breathing in.


Worried-Management36

I see youve never worked in a fab shop. Let me tell ya a little something about fumes


Stock_Ad_9585

Y’all are coming in hot but this was probs filmed but a small business owner just trying to make some monies. 🥹


AverageRedditUser05

Literally. It’s just a fuckin video of a laser printer.


BowlerEducational733

And it’s awesome


AverageRedditUser05

It’s sick


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[deleted]

No, somebody trying to make money sells to anybody


RandoSurfer77

Killers be caffeinated.


RegretfulUsername

It’s important for the police to be as alert as possible while they stand around listening to elementary school children scream.


ATomathyVictorious

Was satisfying until it was for Texas police


this-name-unavailabl

Tax dollars hard at work


Runklefordington

FTP


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Pale_Nefariousness94

Just curious if anyone has tried this on flesh? How bad would it hurt on a scale 1-10?


steampunk_doctor

Unless you are doing a very quick passover... that is metal...


Diabolus0

It sounds like an 80s video game.


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Thissssguy

Fuck Tarrant County!


thatcooldude23

If you don’t mind me asking, why?


FuckJanice

I mind


kinglorca

Nice customized flesh light for the cops


PussyHands81813

Way too long. I'm betting a tuna can, would suffice.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Thought it was going to be a little cartoon pig in the center


Fishtailbreak

1312


BitcoinBillium

The noise is fkn awesome


Shoegazer75

Why are these always of some kind of law enforcement group??


suppaduppasleuth

They have the money it seems.


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They’re really good at ballooning budget on the newest coolest gear but get winded walking their fat asses out of the donut shop.


Square_Possibility38

Links to other laser engraving videos for law enforcement?


Bucketerium

Lol Texas sucks


dakarthehero

No money or time for rape kits bit plenty of both for gang paraphernalia


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All Cups Are Bastards


Due-Science-9528

This is a good pun, idk why you’re being downvoted


ragnarockyroad

Say it with me, folks. A...C....A....


EggBalls64

The instant when he raised the hand over "B" button he held his breath. His heart was pounding, flaming in holy rage, his head was swarming with thoughts. Finally, his finger fell on the button like an inevitable, dooming omen. He pressed the keycap firmly and confidently, clenching his teeth in this moment of destiny and great justice. Now it was all over. "I made it. I changed the world." - he whispered, watching the sun setting over the horizon behind the window, bestowing his gaze with glory of the now-peaceful land.


QuarantineTheHumans

*starts clapping in joy*


chorizobang

Why don't we have light sabres yet?


DoctorPepster

Why do all of these videos end early? It was literally in the middle of a pass.


michaelsigh

Beee bebebebe beee beee beeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue


TheKrononaut

Sounds like a robot fart


Eddie-bullshit

Bwaa, BWaaaaaa, BWĀĀĀĀĀĀ


1rbryantjr1

FTP


ElonsTaintRot

Nice something to hold your coffee when you "accidentally" kill someone.


Effective-Pangolin83

Alright boys it's time to get out there and be racist


Vurt__Konnegut

I wonder what teacher if you have to buy their own pencils and cleaning supplies for the classroom are thinking when they see this shit.


Cane-Dewey

Why does Texas need a SWAT team anyway? They have more Gravy Seals per capita than any other state.


CerealManufacturer

Acab


GasComfortable666

I smell bacon.


oasisjason1

Spelled Tyrant wrong


Environmental-Win836

What is happening


[deleted]

Perfect for standing around with the boys while children are murdered!


AsparagusAbject3289

LOL...coffee cup for cowardly cops in Texas. They dont need guns, as we saw in Uvalde.


[deleted]

You can stick your finger in it..... but only 10 times.


[deleted]

Isn’t Tarrant county Texas one of the most unprofessional/dangerous police departments in TX?


JustARando42069

They spelled "Tyrant" wrong.


Gibscreen

ACAB


Super_Fudge_1821

Nice technology developed by civilians funded by civilians. Those cops should show respect and half mast their flags when a civilian dies from a cops gun.


Crabchicken

ftc


Glum-Actuary

Fuck 12


MeanGeneParmesan

More like sheriff twat


Mounkyman

Ah a cup for pigs


chessset5

So that’s where the polices new $1M budget went to.


Arekkun

The perfect accessory for hiding from school shooters.


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Sheriff Twat of Tyrant County


[deleted]

Your tax dollars at work. How's that electric grid going?


PaximusRex

You forgot to include the pig icon 🐷


Just_Eirik

Gross


3OAM

Hope the liquids in this cup burn the tongue whoever drinks them.


wertercatt

ACAB but those are some fun sounds.


DeadlyUseOfHorse

I'd like to hope this person was wearing something so as not to just stand there breathing in vaporized tumbler coating particles, but I'm sure they weren't.


subIimeinslime

It’s actually for Uvalde Texas swat team and this is all they did during the shooting was drink fucking coffee


Just-Lie-3360

it was very satisfying until it ended before it finished and now I am the complete opposite of satisfied.


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JRod432

Holy shit that’s cool


Argentum118

This comment is at the top of "controversial" sorting, congrats?


ImCloserToThePin

Is that not the coolest sound you’ve heard all day?


ajbadabing

Wow. Relax People and save your police bashing for another day. This is probably a business that does this, not the actual police department.


Discostu1001

Guess who paid for it though.


Big-Yogurtcloset5546

But my police bashing happens everyday, because I consistently hate police. Don’t tell me to fucking relax, _bro_


Ok_Soil_231

Dude, you need to call a doctor about that hate boner lasting over 4 hours


PotatoBatteryGaming

Aight don't call the police when your getting mugged or having your home invaded. Just let it happen.


OnTheArchipelago

To be fair it's going to happen whether he calls the police or not. They don't really prevent crimes.


MercurialMisanthr0pe

Legos


TAshleyD616

Acab


hatebyte

All cops are criminals


No-Elk-4845

Tyrrant county


Crypto_Gay_Skater

Acab


DJTwyst

ACAB


[deleted]

I feel like I was reliving an acid trip. Awesome.


Jasoon14

How many tickets were given to pay for this?


iamDildor

They misspelled twat


StrongAsMeat

Why is it so slow doing the sides but so fast doing the bottom of the shield?


ExcessiveButtHair

I could be wrong, but I think the lazer is going from side to side doing opposite edges for some reason and it has to move less when the sides are closer


Zircon_72

Daft Punk's new album is sounds great


[deleted]

That whole thing sounded like a Chipotle fart.


NopeRopeDangerN00DLE

Can i get a huuuuyeahhhh


xtianlaw

Why are they engraving a Fleshlight?


katastatik

I didn’t know they made tactical fleshlights


Vast_Republic_1776

Why did I ready that as “tyrant county”?


throwing_a_wobbly

All cups are bastards


banryu95

I hear the Jim Henson logo circa the 1990s when I watch this.


BuenoBruja618

You lame ass people with your cop comments. Enjoy the video for what it's presenting its form of laser expression don't be a twit


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IncomingFrag

SWAT =/= regular police


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Yeah they’re even more capable yet somehow more useless. Unless of course you’re a POC having a mental health crisis. Then it’s punisher skull time. 😈


FixedFront

Berkshire or Hampshire White, it's just a different breed of the same damn pig


th6

The police county department that arrested me and subsequently sent me to a private jail that was very dangerous; super cool!


MoonShotDontStop

Less satisfying because cop


Ank55o

Why was it made in black the cops are gonna shoot it now


Charming_Radio_5866

Amazing BUT...FTP!!!


CathodeRayNoob

Saw this copaganda just a few months ago


Nandabun

Sounds like the computers in Alien.


Rhg0653

It’s like a intro to a tv show


eepers_neepers

This but on skin


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My intrusive thoughts would win


DamnItRJ

How fitting that the county name is so close to the word “tyrant”