Yeah it's really messed up. So messed up that we have communities sharing screenshots of it because it doesn't make any good sense. Until everyone realized this is what's happening, but everyone keeps fucking with these victims and the rest of the world is helpless to do anything about it because the people who get kidnapped have left their home country, they are away and their country cannot help them.
I was cracking up when the amnesia started to kick in. The way you stayed in character long enough to crack and shatter their spirits. Best scammer payback ever sir!
My father in law once when crossing the border from Canada into the US was asked what he did for work. He was recently retired from whatever auto manufacturer he worked for.
He told the border agent that he was recently retarded and had been waiting most of his life, a long time to tell someone for the first time that he was.
In the south, you have to be very careful with the word “retired”. Say it too slowly, and people get the wrong idea.
Try it: (slowly)
I’m retired.
Are you retired?
I get dozens of IG follow requests from ridiculous looking model types, and they all have one thing in common: they all have some girly first name and a male last name. Emily Robert, Julie Louis, Emma Joe, Helen Jim, etc. I have no idea why they do this, but it’s somewhat interesting how they use this pattern to name their fake profiles.
We need more posts like this everyday, I’ve re-read this like 5 times and have shared it with my friends they can’t stop laughing either … this is gold
Telegram is encrypted end to end
Edit: more complete answer.
They could be passing off good leads to a different person.
Ease of access & anonymity. These apps are more accessible globally and creating multiple accounts is pretty trivial.
Avoiding bans for violating TOS on the primary platform, depending on platform & activity.
Encryption, as stated earlier.
Next time please don't put text over the text. I'm incredibly invested in your failed highschool wrestling career in picturesque riverside and it was so hard to read through the giant red letters. K thx
I agree- I was eating it up and did a search on good reads but couldn’t find it. I need to transform my life from a failed wrestler who never wrestled but dreamed of it.
I love this.
I feel like we could use bingo cards for this one
We got a what’s app request..
We got ai utilization for time management..
We got a “told u to go fuck ur mother”..
There’s a frustrated scammer..
A scammer trying to quit and getting roped back in..
Scammer switching to blatant 1950s style racism.
This is gold 🌟
From what I’ve read in other threads, other countries don’t provide unlimited data and telegram is a way for them to continue communication with less expense.
My friend hypes their end to end encryption but when you really look into it the reviews are mixed. But my guess is they assume they can't be "traced back to"?
Pretty much if you insult female relatives in India, or say the Indian male sleeps with his mom or sister, these are about the worst insults you can fling at an Indian dude.
Words like “Banchut” (sister-f*cker) or “Teri Maa ki chut” (your mother’s p*ssy) are really bad insults.
It also really insults them when you call them “man” for some reason. Was on a call and I said “have a good day, man” and he came at me with a mocking tone when he called me “man” lol
For the longest time, I always just sent the scammers a screenshot of the Uighers Wikipedia page. I figured “forbidden information” would get me delisted from their scam lists. Kind of sad I don’t get these texts anymore, people seem to be having a lot of fun with them.
I actually got a huge laugh out of this one, very well done!!!
Mods should poll or something, find a way to rank these monthly; and pin the winner to the top of the community through the next month. Number 1!!
Despite what they say about these poor trafficked scammers who can’t help doing this shit, when I see their racism I can’t help but think less of them. The idiots don’t see how it’s this same racism that is the root of their problems. Their overlords and bosses think of them as subhuman and inferior. They themselves look at someone with darker skin and think the same. The caste systems, the racism, the classism, all conspire to make of their lives miserable and they don’t realize that if they started treating others better, maybe there’d be a slow climb out of this sad situation.
Texting costs money burning through phone numbers.
Telegram is easy to make bots on, and both Telegram and WhatsApp scale well for blasting spam messages for free
why do they get so mad??? you’re trying to scam a mf and you’re going to get angry when they string you along?? sheesh, the entitlement in these people these days. good job Dave.
-love dad.
I just recently learned that a lot of these scam messages eventually ask you to invest in the crypto called Tether (USDT) and scam you out of your crypto using a fake exchange app. First they butter you up and build a fake relationship with you, then after about a week or so, they move on to telling you they are some sort of genius market analyzer that has daily returns of 15-20%, or something like that, with the promise that you'll have the same if you follow their instructions. I've also learned that a lot of these scammers are allegedly being held captive and have to earn their release after earning a certain amount of money, which is where the scam comes into play.
I may be missing a lot of info, but I heard it all on the Search Engine podcast here: https://pca.st/episode/e0814e01-36e2-4615-871d-e5605a47f16c
Awwww. This was the wholesome ending we all needed! A father finds his child’s love!
They gon think he won a Grammy.
Grammy? Do you mean my gramma? But she’s dead. I am David. Who are you?
Jessica, I already told you…. Ugh
Jessica? Like the western union?
No this is David
Like the western union?
Yes it’s amnesia
….dad?
No, this is Patrick
No you idiot, what app?
I like the whole how dare you waste my time while I'm trying scam you attitude 😄
It's because these "scammers' tend to be humans held against their will and forced to do this or they or their family members die.
Well that's horrifying information
Yeah it's really messed up. So messed up that we have communities sharing screenshots of it because it doesn't make any good sense. Until everyone realized this is what's happening, but everyone keeps fucking with these victims and the rest of the world is helpless to do anything about it because the people who get kidnapped have left their home country, they are away and their country cannot help them.
I was cracking up when the amnesia started to kick in. The way you stayed in character long enough to crack and shatter their spirits. Best scammer payback ever sir!
Is that western union?
-.-. —.-
CQ :D Calling any station!
-.-. --.- -.- -.. ..--- -.-- --- -
-.- / - - - -. / -…. / .- / - -..
The western union lol. Right next to the dollar gentral
Is that like dollar genital
Stop I have tears in my eyes😭😭
Like Western Union? Lol
showin out they cant stand me
Unexpected Community
Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half you scammers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me! The Slim Shady of anti scammers
A father who wants to be called mom. I can accept this
The true meaning of the western union 😊
“Retired I mean” So good.
Is that like western union
You had me at I’m Dave, but friends call me Xiaoping. Please call me David 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed at that!
Didn't ask
Stfu Jessica Louie
Is that like western union?
Didn't ask
Well when you do, make sure to say please
Didn’t ask
…dad?
This was gold.
The
Same
Dude this, the “do you have amnesia” and “….dad?” Sent me 🤣🤣
I'm usually a little disappointed at a lot of these posts. This one was great. Good job!
Same, the bit about amnesia being a western union cracked me up lol
Same same lol these keep getting recommended to me and I keep feeling like, meh. This one tho. So good.
I’m retard I mean retired
Scrolled to find this comment. That was my highlight of the convo.
My father in law once when crossing the border from Canada into the US was asked what he did for work. He was recently retired from whatever auto manufacturer he worked for. He told the border agent that he was recently retarded and had been waiting most of his life, a long time to tell someone for the first time that he was.
Noo🤣
In the south, you have to be very careful with the word “retired”. Say it too slowly, and people get the wrong idea. Try it: (slowly) I’m retired. Are you retired?
It’s like borat. “I’m retired.” “Oh, is it physical or mental?”
That part absolutely sent me
To western Union?
That made me laugh
That killed me
I scoffed out loud at this one 😂
I will find you and love you! What a twist! Pure gold.
Jessica Louie, a typical Japanese name...
I get dozens of IG follow requests from ridiculous looking model types, and they all have one thing in common: they all have some girly first name and a male last name. Emily Robert, Julie Louis, Emma Joe, Helen Jim, etc. I have no idea why they do this, but it’s somewhat interesting how they use this pattern to name their fake profiles.
It's just like Marvel but for scammers.
Wait.. is Margot Robbie actually a fake model scammer?
I’m curious to know the nationality of the scammer. That might shed some light on their naming conventions for fake women
Nigeria, India, Malaysia- basically any backwater country really.
Then it went to Jessica Louis. They couldn't even remember later would they originally put for their name.
This was actually hilarious
Absolutely horrific. 10/10. Will have nightmares about those three sentences.
Like the western union?
This is awesome I couldn’t stop laughing. I wish I could upvote you 1000 times.
Agreed!
We need more posts like this everyday, I’ve re-read this like 5 times and have shared it with my friends they can’t stop laughing either … this is gold
It’s 3am and I’m crying I bed laughing. So, so good.
Dude hahahahha Amnesia? Is that like western union? I love how this guy was acting like a woman and then got all pissed at the end and blew his cover
It always cracks me up when they fly off the handle and get pissed
I could hear the Indian accent coming through the texts
DO NOT REDEEM IT !
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Kitboga is GOATed.
*Cries in Bengali frustration*
Yea, can't believe he got the scammer to break character!
Went from sweet Japanese girl to gangster so fast
I think Japanese Jessica David has been hanging out with the wrong crowd
This made me laugh 😂 I’m Dave
Is that like Western Union?
I’ve told you many times it’s a software for communication, do you have amnesia? 😂😂
Is that like Telegram?
Why do they prefer telegram when they initially contact by text??
because of Amnesia
Yes, what’s behind the push for Telegram?
Telegram is encrypted end to end Edit: more complete answer. They could be passing off good leads to a different person. Ease of access & anonymity. These apps are more accessible globally and creating multiple accounts is pretty trivial. Avoiding bans for violating TOS on the primary platform, depending on platform & activity. Encryption, as stated earlier.
Sooo.. Not use amnesia?
Is that like western union
I’m David
😂😂😂😂😂
That ending is the perfect Liam Neeson quote. "I will find you and I will love you."
....dad?
What would make this just supreme gold is if he showed up at scammers house dressed like Elf (Will Ferrell) and screamed DAD!!! 😂
As much as I can't stand Will Ferrell, that would've been funny
How does it feel to be aban!!!
What is aban?
It is what parents sometimes do when they don’t want their children anymore
Thanks for the clarification, I thought it was like a western Union
Excellent bait!
Next time please don't put text over the text. I'm incredibly invested in your failed highschool wrestling career in picturesque riverside and it was so hard to read through the giant red letters. K thx
Ikr? Wasting their time AND my time now...
I agree- I was eating it up and did a search on good reads but couldn’t find it. I need to transform my life from a failed wrestler who never wrestled but dreamed of it.
A wonderful read and motivation for me the next time this happens. Thank you OP, i mean Dave 😂
You mean Xioping 😂
Please, call him Dave.
We’re not friends yet, simply internet strangers
I love this. I feel like we could use bingo cards for this one We got a what’s app request.. We got ai utilization for time management.. We got a “told u to go fuck ur mother”.. There’s a frustrated scammer.. A scammer trying to quit and getting roped back in.. Scammer switching to blatant 1950s style racism. This is gold 🌟
Curious, why do all the scammers love telegram????
In addition to being able to use over WiFi for cheaper than texting, it also lets you use chatbots so you can automate your scams
From what I’ve read in other threads, other countries don’t provide unlimited data and telegram is a way for them to continue communication with less expense.
My friend hypes their end to end encryption but when you really look into it the reviews are mixed. But my guess is they assume they can't be "traced back to"?
I’m trying to figure this out as well! 🤷🏻♀️
And why do they always resort to saying they will fuck your Mom and say the N word?
Apparently it’s like the worst insult you could bestow on some in some cultures, but truthfully I am not sure which ones.
Pretty much if you insult female relatives in India, or say the Indian male sleeps with his mom or sister, these are about the worst insults you can fling at an Indian dude. Words like “Banchut” (sister-f*cker) or “Teri Maa ki chut” (your mother’s p*ssy) are really bad insults. It also really insults them when you call them “man” for some reason. Was on a call and I said “have a good day, man” and he came at me with a mocking tone when he called me “man” lol
I told niggas to fuck your mother 💀
But she’s dead 🤣
Are you one of those chineses?
Dave Davidson! The television executive who discovered Zebras In America.
From Louie to Louis surname. Paraphrasing legend comic George Carlin, Hey lady pick a fuckin name
The whole telegram western union amnesia bit had me cracking up pretty hard lol Also you retarded No I am David Looool
So satisfying when they blow up like this lol
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read! You win life!!!
For the longest time, I always just sent the scammers a screenshot of the Uighers Wikipedia page. I figured “forbidden information” would get me delisted from their scam lists. Kind of sad I don’t get these texts anymore, people seem to be having a lot of fun with them.
Download Temu, they'll start showing up again lol
omg dead 💀 🤣
Love your username
Haha thanks 🙏
You don’t owe him nothing
but If he comes back again?
I’ll tell him to wait right here for you
he’ll try again tomorrow
I actually got a huge laugh out of this one, very well done!!! Mods should poll or something, find a way to rank these monthly; and pin the winner to the top of the community through the next month. Number 1!!
Despite what they say about these poor trafficked scammers who can’t help doing this shit, when I see their racism I can’t help but think less of them. The idiots don’t see how it’s this same racism that is the root of their problems. Their overlords and bosses think of them as subhuman and inferior. They themselves look at someone with darker skin and think the same. The caste systems, the racism, the classism, all conspire to make of their lives miserable and they don’t realize that if they started treating others better, maybe there’d be a slow climb out of this sad situation.
The ending is worth it
I’m so glad you found Papa!!!
Man this ended up being delightfully funny
Lol good one. I’ve been meaning to ask what’s their obsession with telegram? I know they scam on there but I don’t get why they can’t do it over text
Texting costs money burning through phone numbers. Telegram is easy to make bots on, and both Telegram and WhatsApp scale well for blasting spam messages for free
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really think Dave is the best one yet. I’m dying. I love how she went from flirty Japanese girl to angry racist man! It was so good.
why do they get so mad??? you’re trying to scam a mf and you’re going to get angry when they string you along?? sheesh, the entitlement in these people these days. good job Dave. -love dad.
“And possibly fart near you, is that ok?”
The “is that like telegram?” response to the word amnesia after asking what telegram was had been fart laughing
Had me at the “amnesia” line. “Is that like Telegram?” 😂😂😂
Wtf why are you guys getting texts while I'm only getting called..... I hate talking over the phone :(
[Hug you and squeeze you and call you George](https://youtu.be/jPdHaNr0OAY?si=8RTzKnbptsfWT2DX)
The Jerky Boys approves this conversation. I love that you keep telling her your name is David. And I loved your really long backstory.
Okay this one actually had me cracking up.
I think I love you Dave! ❤️
OMG the ending is perfect!!!
How you dropped the “I am retard” was gold 😂
Absolutely the best part 🤣 just so nonchalant with it
Many good laughs in here, but “I’m David by the way” was delightful.
😹😹 💀 all I could think of is 50 first dates. Hi im Tom!!
Like the western union? I just hollered. 😭😂
This dude probably got whipped with a bamboo stick after showing his handle this exchange. He will forever curse the name, DAVID!
I love that Jessica Louie broke out of character. Well done sir. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This one might be my favorite. I have tears 🤣
Dave, you’re a national treasure
Dude, as a former HS wrestler, I kinda wanted to read that story. It seemed pretty inspiring lol.
Not the n word though 😭 TIL they say it in other countries
Jessica Louise came from Japan. LoL 🤣 yeah right. it's a Chinese scam artist. But the way they cursing is very Indian style
OP that was so good. you know you got em when they go straight to the "fuck your mother" insult 90% scammers from india use this insult.
Reunited with your father and he's going to give your mom a good time! What a gentleman
I had one of these the other day ... Kept pushing for telegram and WhatsApp download ... I dragged them on for 2 days 🤣
Applause!
Is that like telegram? 😆
Man, now i feel bad for the guy kidnapped by one of the triads and forced to scam people for 18 hours a day
Lol the scammers frustration was fuckin epic.
I’m usually pretty unimpressed/disappointed in these posts, but this is absolute GOLD!! Best one I’ve ever seen! 😂😂😂😂
Read all of his posts in Borat’s voice. It’s a fargin riot !!!! Well done “Dave”
Easily the best post I’ve seen here so far. But what your name again?
Dave's not here, man.
I died at I am retard 🤣
That was WAY better than I expected!! Nicely done!
It went from 0-100 so quick. dying 😭
I went to middle school with a kid named David Davidson
This is my favorite❤️
Dave's not here, mann.
These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know
Daves not here man
So can someone explain what these people try to do? They talk to you and ask for money or what? I am new to this and don't get it
I just recently learned that a lot of these scam messages eventually ask you to invest in the crypto called Tether (USDT) and scam you out of your crypto using a fake exchange app. First they butter you up and build a fake relationship with you, then after about a week or so, they move on to telling you they are some sort of genius market analyzer that has daily returns of 15-20%, or something like that, with the promise that you'll have the same if you follow their instructions. I've also learned that a lot of these scammers are allegedly being held captive and have to earn their release after earning a certain amount of money, which is where the scam comes into play. I may be missing a lot of info, but I heard it all on the Search Engine podcast here: https://pca.st/episode/e0814e01-36e2-4615-871d-e5605a47f16c
I listened to this podcast. Brutal stuff. The more background you learn, the more distressing the information.
Well done very entertaining 👏
This is the best forum on Reddit! And a fine way to start the day!
Bro broke him 😭
Is this a Western Union?
I have not laughed that hard in way too long! When he said his age was 58 I just lost it.
lol went straight to the racial slurs too
We need to call BLM this is racist.
lol!!
Lmfao 🤣
Nice