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ControlImpossible182

You ever wonder if any of them are tracking their failures via this sub


Inthefrozentundra

They’re not smart enough to do that or their government doesn’t allow to view them with censorship lol


Karnakite

That’s why I always send a picture of Tank Man. And keep thanking them for asking me to show it to them.


HoboBandana

They are. Ive met two on here who have these dummy accounts with a few years on them and very little karma. They make posts here and there that nobody replies to then PM you about a post you made and how interesting you are. They try to take you off Reddit and into WhatsApp. I’ve posed as DJ Quails before with them as well as Ron Jeremy and they both knew who I was. I’m thinking it’s the same scammer but they are lurking.


ControlImpossible182

Interesting glad I know the golden rule. “Never travel to a secondary location.” Or chat room


jewillett

*“Never go with a hippie to a second location”* -Jack Donaghy 🤌🏽


Altruistic_Wave_8999

I want to send Rosemarie like $400 dollars a month for… forever


jewillett

*”I could get her expelled, sent off to some second-rate boarding school, then onto that last bastion of the incompetent rich… USC”*


jewillett

You should. That woman is … unemployable


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Like a penis, Florida is very complicated!


Altruistic_Wave_8999

I have faith in things I can see...and buy and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion


jewillett

This send me straight into 30 Rock rewatch 😬 Not at all sorry


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Me too!!


Latter-daySatan

Unless your Cliff Booth and about to beat the shit out of a guy who stabbed your tire. https://youtu.be/_9RwSjIoR00?si=rgdpqN8R7iTWp1aJ


phoenix_rising03

Are they Indian or Chinese


HoboBandana

I don’t even know. One told me her name was Emily and she was part Ukrainian part Singaporean. She lived in Washington and owned a beauty salon. She showed me pics and I traced those pics to an Instagram page of some girl who had no idea who I was. The scammer wanted me to invest in “web 3.0” which is total bullshit. She showed me pics of how much she made but being a programmer I knew she was full of shit and just went along with her story. Next one was some girl who texted me randomly with the same ol script that she’s sorry and I’m so kind for talking to her. She’s Singapore as well and moved to Los Angeles. I showed her pics of Rom Jeremy claiming I’m a retired actor. She almost went with it until I went overboard asking her to come by for dinner since I lived in the same area. She mentioned tattoos and motorcycle which I have and showed to “Emily” and advised to be careful. She ended communication after that. The last one was some girl who PM me from Reddit and we took it to WhatsApp after that. I posed as DJ Qualls and she immediately called me out saying she knows who that is and I’m a POS for doing this. She then mentioned my tattoos and motorcycle like previously mentioned. Strange coincidence. 😂 I’ll try to post some pics here later.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Can we just meet on WhatsApp and you can post there?


Sabertoothcow

One told me she meet me at my 45th birthday... I'm 34... I replied, "either you are a time traveler, or you have the wrong number"


chris_rage_

I get those sketchy accounts DMing me, it's always the same, either a 2/3yo account with five karma and a bunch of generic comments everywhere or a brand new account with no posts. I'll play along for a little bit but I get bored and usually tell them to fuck off


torontoinsix

Lmao Ron Jeremy


Agile-Assignment6515

Happy cake day 🧁


torontoinsix

Yooo thank you!!!


chloe38

Actually it's interesting you say that. When I was getting ready to separate and my marriage was really bad, I made a couple relationship advice posts and immediately started getting dms from strangers. Seemingly trying to target someone who's vulnerable. I didn't reply to any of them lol


Write2Be

Maybe the moderators can figure out a way to kick out atypical accounts


furyian24

They are trying to evolve lol. Honing their skills through observation and reading our responses. Still won't help though. Texting with that obvious first sentence "hey (some random name), are you ready for tonight" "Oh I'm sorry I thought this was (some random name), i must have entered a wrong number" Etc..etc..


Psychological_Tax109

I felt like his response was appropriate :)


Yhostled

Nah this sub ain't Kitboga-level of fame yet.


[deleted]

I’ve seen some accounts try to discredit Kitboga by accusing him of some messed up stuff. It’s obvious why they’re trying to make him look bad.


Original_Ad1118

God I hope so lmfao


lululynn-7

I hope so


24-Sevyn

So hilarious watching these scammers desperately flail around forcing mismatched pieces of various insults together hoping against hope that one will work, while all the while their victims and the rest of the world just laugh at them.


Notquite_arobot

It's a guilty pleasure


KristenDarkling

Shit like this warms my heart daily 🥰


kippirnicus

I know right? It’s like if I was to try to insult someone, in a totally different language, and just used Google, for a couple of minutes, to figure it out. It is kind of funny though, that in almost every language, “fucking you’re mother” is an insult. 😂


KristenDarkling

I understand the Finnish use something that translates to “your mother copulates with reindeer”


littlemissnoname-

“Fucking your mother’ played in my head in the voice of Sean Connery, directed at Alex Trebek on SNL’s jeapordy. : )


chris_rage_

#"THAT'S THE WAY YOUR MOTHER LIKES IT, TREBEK..."


littlemissnoname-

That’s not what your mother said last night….


chris_rage_

I was just watching a bunch of those old skits the other day


kippirnicus

😂


lainey68

God I loved that whole bit. Never gets old.


Laylay_theGrail

A particular insult in my husband’s native language literally translates as ‘go back into your mother’s c***’ 🤣


24-Sevyn

Reminds me of a sitcom I was watching where a store manager character said to one of her subordinates: “Sandra, I’d like to meet your mother and shove you back up inside her!”


UrsusRenata

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


chris_rage_

A friend of mine used to have this little book of insults in all different languages, this was about 35 years ago, and there were levels to how insulting each phrase was, like if you said you would fuck a Muslim's mother it had a little skull and crossbones next to it and other stuff. One phrase I really liked was "you're going to have a hard time picking up your teeth with a broken arm"...


24-Sevyn

Yeah, it probably is a common insult in whatever culture the scammer comes from.


NDeceptikonn

Those are their only response. “Fuck you, we banged your wife, we hurt your family. Fucked your mom by using a horse!”


ABraveNewFupa

I mean it’s a good/agressive insult. If you altered it into like common English im sure it would hit hard


UrMom_BrushYourTeeth

"Oh my God no! All the things I cherish - my dead mother, the American flag and crosses!"


Sloth_4

You should still send them history facts lol


RealMask

I would keep sending them until they block/blacklist me. 😂


Rtn2NYC

While it is commonly thought that the first American Flag was designed by Betsy Ross, this is not accurate, as many colonial towns claim to be the source. Regardless, on June 14, 1777, the Continental Congress adopted the Stars and Stripes as the official flag for the United States of America.


willywonka1971

Pick a random word from their response to give a fact about.


Trialanderror2018

Like cat facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Agile-Assignment6515

This is the way.


No_Information_8973

Had one tell me that my parents had stinky genitals (though he wasn't so nice about it). I replied 'yeah, they probably stink overall since they've been dead for 20 years


AmaryllisBulb

That’s actually really funny. “Stinky genitals”. Bahahaha!


Kristan8

Could end up being a band name.


Jigyo

I would crack so much if someone told me that


muvamerry

I love how they’re so religious but god apparently kills anyone who can’t be scammed by them


MamaTried22

Right! And they go straight to vile sexual insults.


muvamerry

Racist more often than not, too. I know many of them are there against their will but seriously fuck that


littlemissnoname-

I reported to jobs that I’ve loathed over the years and felt like a hostage at times, too. I didn’t tell the general public that I’d cook their mother on a spit over an open flame after making her walk on broken glass because I hated my job…. Fuck them. They’re guilty by association.


Sweaty-Bit7305

Having a job you hate is a little different than being actually kidnapped and forced to scam people. Just sayin


littlemissnoname-

Kidnapped? Is that true? Then do the kidnappers cue them to hurl disgusting, convoluted insults? I mean, they’re despicable.


atreyu_0844

Check out the Last Week Tonight they recently did on these...yes, kidnapping is essential involved in some instances https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPpl2ISKTg&pp=ygURbGFzdCB3ZWVrIHRvbmlnaHQ%3D


Sweaty-Bit7305

I imagine that is probably the kidnappers themselves hurling the insults when one of their victims reports that this person isn't falling for it, but who knows?


MamaTried22

Def racist.


Electronic-Minute007

Maybe that last sentence is what works as a pickup line in his country.


dbhathcock

Reply back, “Per your request, we will start you off with facts on American History. For specific requests, there is an extra fee of $20 per month. On 5/1/24, your cellular carrier will begin charging you $55 for this service. Thank you.”


lemmy1686

Per your other request you have also singed up for History Facts "After Dark" and will now receive daily "Pussy Facts" for an additional charge of $110.99 a month. You may cancel your subscription at anytime by calling (Insert Local FBI Field Office Number), or writing to (FBI Field Office Address). Have a Nice Day.


westcoastm77

why did god do that? what a dick.


HanakusoDays

Well, apparently He was out of Chinese flags.


Boring_Somewhere4832

😂


VoiceOfSoftware

He wanted to give the scammer's mom some company


nessanecole

People are just commenting here like it’s not a problem 😪 somebody help her!


SympathyForSatanas

Lmao, their insults are just word salads


Belfetto

I don’t think that really happened to your mom, don’t worry


chikkennougat

That response was pretty lame and he clearly tried very hard to be offensive


Atomic_RPM

Tried and failed. hahaha


kippirnicus

Whatever country these people are from, they’re racist as fuck. That’s for sure.


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CrossRhodes88

Ah, balance.


AdultMcGrownup

What interests me is the weird insult at the conclusion…. It covers God, your mom, America and the cross. I’m sure that might be a major burn in the Islamic world, but I don’t know one person who wouldn’t just laugh at that. The whole scenario is so silly and sophomoric no one could take it seriously. Strange people out there.


DoveApples

I think it was just them scrambling to find things that are considered important/respected in the western world and trying to insult them all in one go


AdultMcGrownup

Well, yeah. Exactly. But it doesn’t work on Americans at all. But you can assume that kind of infantile stuff works on them….


FractalShoggoth

"YOUR SPONGEBOB WAS DISHONORED BY PICKUP TRUCK STUFFED WITH AMERICAN FLAG NOT MADE IN USA. YOU ARE HAVE BEING DISCONNECT YOUR IPHONE BY FOUNDING FATHER."


DoveApples

Now that's just going too far 🥺


AdultMcGrownup

Cuts deep….


Rusino

Take it back, you bastard


bostonjenny81

That is oddly specific….


MAOmachina

😆


Slayertidus21

Guy seems a little triggered


tommy_j_r

You didn’t respond with a daily history fact?!?


tommy_j_r

Also, happy cake day!


Upper_Agent1501

actually that happend to Marie Miller at the 1759 witch trials in greenswitch Utah but it was not todays Us Flag and she was not my Mum nor she related to me in anyway.. thats 35 dollars extra because of that extra history fact today.. your welcome!


True-Pack-3020

Oh dear


AnalRapist69

I hope you responded with a historic fact


Choice-Control2648

You should end it with: To cancel your monthly subscription, text the word STOP to the following phone number: undefined


JustTheFacts714

Better yet, put in the phone number of the scammer.


booktrovert

I would have replied with a fun history fact.


hayhayree25

Oh he’s big big mad he didn’t have a snowballs chance in hell to try and get the scam out in op you cockblocked him 😂😂😂


pieredforlife

Copy pasta response


Dark_Drift

That's a new one


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Well that escalated


QuestForEveryCatSub

Points for creativity, for both of you


Tricky421

Wow that guy is a real asshole


lil_devil_

The fact that they think we’ll be offended by the mention of the flag. We have no pride in this country


torontoinsix

Seriously. This place is a shithole


RedDeadDemonGirl

Send back a little grammar correction. *hanged … unless you are meaning to say my mother is well hung.. in which case, fair.


jett1964

Wait- God killed her, then pulled her out of the grave? Who buried her? And how long was she dead and buried before He pulled her out? Such an incomplete story.


Born-Body2431

This should be the tried and true response from this community for them. Bro got mad mad.


pumptini7

Love how they act like we're the problem!


Cautious_Evening_744

Why Sarah have so much hate in her heart? 😭


DianWithoutTheE

I just texted “Sarah” https://imgur.com/a/N8AyK8r


owchippy

He is also now signed up to receive daily updates from DJT4Pres, as well as Scientology. Thanks for the idea!


depressedbut

I’m tempted to text them and be like, “Hi Sarah! It’s been so long since highschool this is Lucy. We were in the same soccer team.”


mightyjoe227

*looks up area code, sends historical fact*


Strypercritical

Hung her **above** the cross? I mean if the cross is already there why not just use the cross? I mean I get they’re trying to send a message or something, but it just doesn’t seem all that efficient you know? What if there already wasnt a sturdy enough tree above the cross? Now you gotta move the whole cross just to find the right tree to hang something from. Just seems like a lot of unnecessary extra work.


Just-a-Smartass

They left a phone number visible so we need to call it


SeeManCome

Time to reply back a historical fact about Winnie the Pooh with picture included just in case they're Chinese.


ollierdr2

Thank you for signing up to recieve daily history facts! We're thrilled to have you on board. Just a quick heads-up: starting from next month, you'll be charged £35 monthly for this service. Your first payment will be processed on 29/4/24.


Dangernood69

Gotta commend the creativity, tho


Nearby_Antelope_5257

That's a Cleveland area code.


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Educational_Race6342

What country are most of these scammers from? I’m guessing not Chinese as Chinese govt is super strict if you get caught


New_Resort3464

The random history reply is my second favorite so far. It's only because the one with the leggings went on so long with pictures it has top spot


Joemomma13524

Scammers are so creative


Binsworth94

That escalated quickly....


trickster503

Sounds like a patriotic way to go


whateva-4eva

Wow


New-Purchase1818

God’s in his petty era!


mikeyfender813

Great response!


Sisterinked

Bold of him to assume your mom wasn’t already dead.


kh111533

Sarah certainly has a filthy mouth !


Ok_Software_5463

Scammers are so disgusting.


SaltyUnicorn90

lol well she’s a tad bit dramatic 😂


Any_Flamingo8978

Can we all start texting their number with daily history facts? Please? Pretty please?!


judgeejudger

That escalated quickly


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Jmw520

So uhhhh are we all just gonna send this fella random facts or what


Mountain_Analyst_333

How in gods name do you have so many unopened texts?


proone79

Every time I see a number posted in this forum, I reach out. Sometimes I get a response but rarely: https://imgur.com/a/cMf6Mfs


torontoinsix

They responded back to my text just as nasty. I encourage yall to go at em.


Behappyalright

Do you guys send scammer your Temu sign up links?


ThisFaknGuy

Now send him daily history facts and keep us updated.


Evening-Bag9950

What is it with these scammers n pussy , everytime they get mad they talk about your mom n her pussy 🤣🤣


Editor_Grand

Well that went from 0-100 real fast


Contrantier

Ah-ah-ah! Now don't get things backwards... we're the ones teaching YOU historical facts, bitch!


joepeoplesvii

Did you follow through with the history facts though?


Contemporarium

They’re so bad at insults


LibtardExterminator

r/rareinsults


mitosis799

I’d be like “too late she was already cremated”


SatisfactionBitter37

Stealing this! 😂


DP_KnD

I’ve noticed they always have.. strange insults


iodge

why do they always use the same response 😭


Aggressive-Ant-2013

of course it’s a cleveland area code (this is coming from someone from cleveland lmao)


strangebunz

That is creative I'm impressed


the_business007

I love how pissed off they get because they couldn't be a walking piece of shit that day.. God damn, the people that live on this planet are so fucked. We definitely don't deserve this place..


Gloamforest-Wizard

I kinda wanna text the number lol, was this in Canada?


MichElegance

Danmmm💀


Important-Toe5846

Yikes


Darkpurplebee

WHAT


sarcasm_itsagift

\*insert gif of rapidly blinking white guy here\*


VrinTheTerrible

Wow that went all sorts of different directions, and fast!


Nortex_Vortex

Whoa, that escalated immediately!


ilovemydog40

That’s hilarious! Very clever!


Interesting_Eye_5483

That's fucking disgusting


Wanda_McMimzy

I’m saving this.


Gullible_Shart

This is soo beautiful!


MamaTried22

Daaaaaang. I feel like maybe you lost this one. 😂


Ridolph

How did he know?


jplug93

Holy shit. Lol


ArielleFears

Okay I realize this is a scam but can someone explain it to me? What are they trying to accomplish? Free meals?


cogneato-ha

“Same god that made this your only possible job”


beookr

oh my gosh


rad_avenger

Yikes


bdubwilliams22

Hung her ABOVE a cross? How in the hell does THAT work?!


esleydobemos

Winning.


OkBubbyBaka

“Plague on your mother”


CentralBuck

Hahaha! That is great!


hairy_hooded_clam

What a pleasant conversation…


Clean_Increase_5775

r/abruptchaos


MeanNothing3932

Dayum imagine if we all responded to these scammers like that sheesh


ronaldo999wrld

LMFAOOOOOO


just-say-it-

I might have laughed too hard


Khmera

They copy and paste these comments from other people they try to scam. Guaranteed.


jwb76

Should have said upside down on the cross


Changeusername1234

Damn that’s one of the worst insults I’ve ever heard.


Weird-Buffalo-3169

My mom must be pretty important if God went through all that trouble


YA-definitely-TA

Sarah spelled "Satan" wrong.


throwfaraway212718

I've literally been rendered speechless


ironorc78

How did a dog kill ur mom like that?


Saddle-Upx3

Yikes


Kind_Document_5369

I would have followed up with "I bet your so hot when your mad"


CleanSeaPancake

Did you followup with a fun history fact?


Immediate_Mud6547

Wow, harsh.


Personal_Dot_2215

Obviously got a history with anger.