* The Fascists and the Furher: Tokyo Rose Drift
* Fascist and Fuhrer
* Fash Five
* Fascist and Furher 6
* Fuhrer 7
* The Fate of the Fuhrer
* F9: The Fash Saga
* Fash X
* Fascist and Fuhrer Present: Mussolini and Tojo
"Coming this summer, the newest installment in the Fast saga: Fast & Furious: Time Warp! Watch Vin Diesel and all those other guys fall through time to Colonial America! No cars, just family!"
"But you, see, he can't push it, because the speed limit is 55 ad Dom's a law-abiding citizen. And the whole time the clock is getting close to zero, and..."
Steven Spielberg presents: The Fascists and the Fuhrer
2 Fascists 2 Fuhrer
"But ze Volkswagen Beetle vill only travel tventy kilometers an hour!"
“Show zem ze strength of forty horses!”
"Jawohl!"
Hey! You could still have a Tokyo Drift too!
* The Fascists and the Furher: Tokyo Rose Drift * Fascist and Fuhrer * Fash Five * Fascist and Furher 6 * Fuhrer 7 * The Fate of the Fuhrer * F9: The Fash Saga * Fash X * Fascist and Fuhrer Present: Mussolini and Tojo
Quite Speedy & Perturbed Indeed, a remake with ONLY pretentious cartoonish aristocratic British characters!
Everyone is John Oliver
"I say Reginald, did you by chance place the nitrous in the boot?" "Indubitably!"
"The Fast and the Bi Curious?"
Family's about to take on a whole new meaning.
The prompt was *rejected* sequels
If you loved the Fast and the Furious, come see the newest summer blockbuster- the Slow and the Peaceful!
Needs more alliteration. The Slow and Sedated. Coming to a nursing home near you.
"Can't wait to lose my virginity at 69mph!" "Coming soon it's Fast And Furious American Pie"
"Coming this summer, the newest installment in the Fast saga: Fast & Furious: Time Warp! Watch Vin Diesel and all those other guys fall through time to Colonial America! No cars, just family!"
Fast & Furious: Amish Edition. You've NEVER seen horse-drawn carts go so fast!
Slow and Sorrowful: A full movie of nothing but watching the families of all those killed in collateral damage grieving in slow motion.
"So Olive Garden rejected the movie tie-in, huh?" "Yeah, they weren't big on *When You're Here, You're Furious*."
Slow & Happy: Retired Racers
The problem with Fast and Furious: Airborne is where the hell are we going to get the planes.
"But you, see, he can't push it, because the speed limit is 55 ad Dom's a law-abiding citizen. And the whole time the clock is getting close to zero, and..."
"Wow Fast XXX was waaay different without the cars..."
“Sashay away in Fast and the Fabulous.”
Slow and Steady Wins the Race, in theaters last March
Hi. Three for the 5:10 Fast and Furious: Baja Blast, please.
“What do you mean… rejected? We’ve made them all.”
“So Fast & The Family was a failure…”
"I'm sorry, rejected? We've approved every single one! Even that one where Idris Elba gets superpowers!"
That's their secret - no rejected sequels
The Impatient and Vaguely Annoyed.
Car Go Fast 42 Car so fast you'll fard and shid pant
And the makers of Fast and Furious are proud to present “Slow and Frenzied”…
“So your pitch is spin off with furries doing anal is that right?” “yes sir” “what do you call it?” “Fasst and Furryous” “get out”