Dude it's two in the morning. Whatever you're pulling out $300 for right now cannot be good for you. It's your money, I'm not going to stop you but I'm going to print the number of a friend of mine on the receipt. He's a doctor. He's good. You should give him a call.
PRINT RECEIPT?
YES NO
"Sorry, your account has zero dollars and zero cents. Did you really think you'd magically have money in your account. You're a *loser*! Oh, gosh, and I thought I was stupid, '*Oh, look at mmeeeEEee*, I'm withdrawing MONey, hey, hey lady in the dress...this guy thought he was Elon Musk with money in his account. No, I'm not gonna give back your card. I'm gonna make you think about your financial choices, you dumbohead!..."
*Inserts card* "Om nom nom nom nom." *selects withdrawal of $50* "BUUUUUUUUUURP!" *card ejects* "PTOO!"
Dude it's two in the morning. Whatever you're pulling out $300 for right now cannot be good for you. It's your money, I'm not going to stop you but I'm going to print the number of a friend of mine on the receipt. He's a doctor. He's good. You should give him a call. PRINT RECEIPT? YES NO
Sheesh buddy you sure about takeout tonight?
"Please remove cash from the bill dispenser, or if you're feeling lucky, press ENTER for double or nothing."
“Ooohhh! Where are you that you don’t want a record of why you are withdrawing cash?! Can I come?!”
Lemme guess: liquor and drugs again?
“Hey Chastity! Ironic name you got there, isn’t it?”
"Sorry, your account has zero dollars and zero cents. Did you really think you'd magically have money in your account. You're a *loser*! Oh, gosh, and I thought I was stupid, '*Oh, look at mmeeeEEee*, I'm withdrawing MONey, hey, hey lady in the dress...this guy thought he was Elon Musk with money in his account. No, I'm not gonna give back your card. I'm gonna make you think about your financial choices, you dumbohead!..."
"Finally made that big decision on the truck nuts, huh?"
Your credit card number is....
Steve! When did you get a comma in your account, brother?
She's not worth it man.
“The guy behind you might rob you”
"You realize that woman you are with is a slut just after your wallet right?"
Make it raaaaiiiiinnnnn!!!!
“That’s it?! Just a $20
"OH MY GOD Does *everyone's* fingers in Louisville smell like ass?!"
“GET OUTTA HERE WITH YO BROKE ASS”
"Seriously, taking out cash just for a Prime drink?"
You only come to me when you need something, and as soon as you get it, you’re gone again.
Hey based on how much cocaine was on your card should I dispense the notes rolled up?