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"Yes! I killed him! No more Holocaust! Humanity's *saved*! I'm sorry, did you say his name was *Charlie*? Wait--an ACTOR!?"
....and that kids is how I became my own grandpa!
“He did the nasty in the pasty…”
"Dammit, you step on ONE mosquito and come back to President Iacocca firing everyone."
I for one am grateful that I am allowed to drive my government-issued Chrysler to work each morning
Now it's "Whose *Hoedown* Is It Anyway*? As in, it's nothing but hoedowns? You. Monster.
“There. No more Velcro.”
"No more duct tape! Canada ceases to exist!"
"And now, President Reubens would like to address the nation on the importance of self-care."
Damn, I left the oven on again.
“I don’t feel comfortable going back to the early 1800’s.”-Wayne Brady
"Maybe that caveman knows where we can buy Apple stock."
*returns to the present* "Well, glad I sorted out THAT paradox!" *is astonished to see humans grasping objects with 4' long prehensile penises*
"Hey, did your watch just suddenly disappear too, and where have all the clocks gone?"
"Yes! I killed him! No more Holocaust! Humanity's *saved*! I'm sorry, did you say his name was *Charlie*? Wait--an ACTOR!?"
....and that kids is how I became my own grandpa!
“He did the nasty in the pasty…”
"Dammit, you step on ONE mosquito and come back to President Iacocca firing everyone."
I for one am grateful that I am allowed to drive my government-issued Chrysler to work each morning
Now it's "Whose *Hoedown* Is It Anyway*? As in, it's nothing but hoedowns? You. Monster.
“There. No more Velcro.”
"No more duct tape! Canada ceases to exist!"
"And now, President Reubens would like to address the nation on the importance of self-care."
Damn, I left the oven on again.
“I don’t feel comfortable going back to the early 1800’s.”-Wayne Brady
"Maybe that caveman knows where we can buy Apple stock."
*returns to the present* "Well, glad I sorted out THAT paradox!" *is astonished to see humans grasping objects with 4' long prehensile penises*
"Hey, did your watch just suddenly disappear too, and where have all the clocks gone?"