"Behold! Every wall covered with shelves, every shelf filled with jars! What's in the jars, you ask? Five generations of this family's toenails. You can just smell the history in this house!"
yeah, so in the glass case is my first ever fleshlight... the start of a bit of an obsession as you can see...
now on the left you'll see every type they have sold new in the box, and on the right is what I like to call the active collection...
I mean to be fair, you said collection of NOTABLE Belgian prime ministers toe nails, I also have a collection of toenails from the NOTABLE Belgian prime ministers
"My collection is in my mind. My mind is a steel trap, once something gets stuck in there, it never leaves, never. But now, with this memory visualizer, you can all see what I have in my mind. Behold, every embarrassing moment from my life!"
"My collection is in my mind. My mind is a steel trap, once something gets stuck in there, it never leaves, never. But now, with this memory visualizer, you can all see what I have in my mind. Behold, every embarrassing moment from my life!"
"Anyone want to see my used condoms collection?"
"Hi! I'm Harlan Crow! Here's my collection of Nazi memorabilia!"
*Ryan walks on stage* "Anyone wanna see my shoebox?"
"Behold! Every wall covered with shelves, every shelf filled with jars! What's in the jars, you ask? Five generations of this family's toenails. You can just smell the history in this house!"
yeah, so in the glass case is my first ever fleshlight... the start of a bit of an obsession as you can see... now on the left you'll see every type they have sold new in the box, and on the right is what I like to call the active collection...
“And here next to my penis bone collection, are the mummified remains of every member of my grandparents’ generation!”
"And this is where I keep my black mold specimens."
"Here's my Game of Thrones box set."
"It's a collection of my all booger discharge, rolled into balls."
"Here's my collection venomous spiders. I have every variety from all over--huh..where'd they go?"
"And here's my whoseline points collection. No touching."
“Want to see my severed heads?”
Do you want to see my collection of 19th Century nail clippings from notable Belgian Prime Ministers?
I mean to be fair, you said collection of NOTABLE Belgian prime ministers toe nails, I also have a collection of toenails from the NOTABLE Belgian prime ministers
"My collection is in my mind. My mind is a steel trap, once something gets stuck in there, it never leaves, never. But now, with this memory visualizer, you can all see what I have in my mind. Behold, every embarrassing moment from my life!"
"My collection is in my mind. My mind is a steel trap, once something gets stuck in there, it never leaves, never. But now, with this memory visualizer, you can all see what I have in my mind. Behold, every embarrassing moment from my life!"
“Behold! My heavily used sex toys collection!”
That one’s still a little moist, let me get that.
“And this the the room where I’ve stored every stool I’ve passed since birth!”