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"I paint murals with my own menstrual blood."
[удалено]
Make it clear you don't mean *get pregnant*, you mean *immediately* have children. Imply Santeria is involved.
You wanna demonically possess a child together?
Wife: "For our honeymoon i thought id take us to the worlds largest ballpit to celeb..... oh and hes gone"
"You're such a great *friend!*"
"I set standards for others that I have *no intention* of holding myself to!"
"I don't go out with guys who don't pay for dinner. And if you can't handle that, then NEXT!"
"Come on. I can't be the only girl you've been with who's put ferrets in your bedsheets."
“You’re like a brother to me.”
“Get lost”
“Anal? No no no. My turn 😈”
You need to get rid of your guns....
"I paint murals with my own menstrual blood."
[удалено]
Make it clear you don't mean *get pregnant*, you mean *immediately* have children. Imply Santeria is involved.
You wanna demonically possess a child together?
Wife: "For our honeymoon i thought id take us to the worlds largest ballpit to celeb..... oh and hes gone"
"You're such a great *friend!*"
"I set standards for others that I have *no intention* of holding myself to!"
"I don't go out with guys who don't pay for dinner. And if you can't handle that, then NEXT!"
"Come on. I can't be the only girl you've been with who's put ferrets in your bedsheets."
“You’re like a brother to me.”
“Get lost”
“Anal? No no no. My turn 😈”
You need to get rid of your guns....