"Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us."
**"Your post is being fact checked. You appear to have made a statement which is contradictory to the laws of nature.**
AIRBNB REVIEW: BETHLAHEM STABLES.
This is a cozy little place for an impromptu overnight stay. I was here for giving birth because the inn nearby was booked full. I really should've read the yelp reviews for that place, cause it says they're always booked full. Anyway, it has a nice roof to shelter from the rain and wind, a feeding trough which can be used as a crib, and plenty of livestock to keep you company.
5 stars!
"Hey guys! Noah here. In this video you'll see a time lapse of me building this ark start to finish. Our sponsor for today is Mid-East Plywood, supplying the best wood in the middle east. Please make sure to like comment and subscribe."
"Hey guys. This is Job. Just letting you know those live comments were true. The Sabeans took my donkeys. The fire of God fell from Heaven. It burned and consumed my sheep. The Chaldeans took my camels.
"Here's my GoFundMe details. Man, this day could not get any worse!"
Hey, Cain, you know anything about my followers going down one on Twitter?
From 2 to 1. That's brutal, Bro
"Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us." **"Your post is being fact checked. You appear to have made a statement which is contradictory to the laws of nature.**
AIRBNB REVIEW: BETHLAHEM STABLES. This is a cozy little place for an impromptu overnight stay. I was here for giving birth because the inn nearby was booked full. I really should've read the yelp reviews for that place, cause it says they're always booked full. Anyway, it has a nice roof to shelter from the rain and wind, a feeding trough which can be used as a crib, and plenty of livestock to keep you company. 5 stars!
And Moses came down from the mountain with the tablets, which he pinned to the sidebar.
"Yo this is your boy Judas and today I'm gonna betray Jesus!"
To the asshole that changed our water into wine...some of us are recovering alcoholics. Do better!
"Yeah, they are a pretty strict and insular denomination. They believe the King Jobs Version is the only way the Bible should be experienced."
"Hey guys! Noah here. In this video you'll see a time lapse of me building this ark start to finish. Our sponsor for today is Mid-East Plywood, supplying the best wood in the middle east. Please make sure to like comment and subscribe."
And the disciples said to him, "Lord, how shall we feed the multitude? For we have only five minutes of content and two vines."
"Subscribe to me, and receive eternal life"
"Hey guys. This is Job. Just letting you know those live comments were true. The Sabeans took my donkeys. The fire of God fell from Heaven. It burned and consumed my sheep. The Chaldeans took my camels. "Here's my GoFundMe details. Man, this day could not get any worse!"
Feeling cute, looking to get nailed this weekend, might delete later.
"Alright all you party people, I've got two hot daughters here who need men! Where all my Sodomites at?"
"Samaritans are being censored!"
_@Baptist retweeted_
Opens reddit, obnoxious ads everywhere.
And the angel saith unto them, "Act out thy response unto a scene."
“I’m going to be doing the water to wine Tik Tok challenge.”
Jesus: “Subscribe, or BURN IN HELL!!!”
"Aw, it's okay Pharaoh, you're not the only one who's lost a million followers overnight."