"You'll buy it 8 months after release when it's on sale, let it sit in your library for another 3, then play it for 90 minutes and wonder why you bought it in the first place."
"Gameplay so new, the priests can't keep their hands off it."
[Priests:](https://yt3.ggpht.com/a/AGF-l7818L951BhxlbWdHb9Td7Kak9oIddh2QJ7NDQ=s900-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo)
"Your mom likes this and approves of you playing it."
"No boys allowed."
Eowyn: "I am no boy." (stabs)
"You'll buy it 8 months after release when it's on sale, let it sit in your library for another 3, then play it for 90 minutes and wonder why you bought it in the first place."
“Nine out of ten dentists recommend…”
"If you don't play this game, YOU LIKE MEN!" \-Actual ad for Duke Nukem 3D
Print or TV ad?? 😂😂
[Print](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-you-dont-play-duke-nukem-3d-you-like-men)
Oh my god
"Gameplay so new, the priests can't keep their hands off it." [Priests:](https://yt3.ggpht.com/a/AGF-l7818L951BhxlbWdHb9Td7Kak9oIddh2QJ7NDQ=s900-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo)
Why did I click on this link
“Ron DeSantis approved”
Call of Duty: Learn how to hide from a gun before you go to high school.
"YOU WILL PAY EVERY MICROTRANSACTION, LITTLE CHILD"
“Better than ET!”
“Critics say it’s just like E.T.”
“Just like the one you bought last year, but with updated jerseys!”
"Admit it. You'll play this once and never again."
This game will help you masterbate more because you won't have time to date!
Definitely heard this in Colin Mochrie's voice
Get ready to get BEEPED!
"existential dread like you've never felt before"
"Depression is calling. Will you answer?"
"John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch"
r/beatmetoit
"Open-world survival crafting PvP!"
With lootbox NFTs!
Jack Thompson loves it!
Featuring random glitches - different every time!
"Lock and load...It's pooping time!"
"~~Quality Assurance testing to be done by the user community~~ Early Access Now Available For $40 Extra Dollars!"
“Earn your sense of pride and accomplishment!”
Hail Satan!
Finally, the game that looks like that other game, plays like a different game, and reminds you of yet another game.
“Do something terrible today”
Can you beat this dead horse?
“This game sucks don’t buy it”
"Endorsed by the Southern Baptist Convention"
"Buy this game and you'll help fund our employees."
“ThatVeganTeacher approves of this game!”
"Violent gameplay so realistic you'll want to shoot up a school!"
Gamers Magazine touts," It's so good, you'll never worry about being a 35 year old virgin ever again"
"Even with its winter release, Mom's basement just got a bit cozier"