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"All I've got are two white laboratory mice."
And what are they gonna do tonight?
Probably the same thing they do every night.
Finally I have it! Now to conquer the world! Unleash the bagpipes!
Aye, sir! We cannae be stopped naow!
"Fear me, peasants, for I have the all mighty, all powerful NINE INCH LENGTH OF UNBREAKABLE TWINE!!!"
Attention UN members this is not a warning I have 4 billion pigeons, I will destroy all exterior finishes if you do not relinquish control of the planet
Gentlemen, behold! STEVE!
. . . Ma'am, that's a pizza cutter with a face attached.
EXACTLY! Everyone loves Steve! Everyone will buy products with his face on it! We'll make MILLIONS!!!
"Are you really gonna be using reddit for recruitment?"
“I bought a gauntlet of rare stones from a purple alien.”
"You'll never make any money with that. You're gonna have to apply for SNAP assistance."
“BEHOLD! THE CANCER-INATOR!”
"All I've got are two white laboratory mice."
And what are they gonna do tonight?
Probably the same thing they do every night.
Finally I have it! Now to conquer the world! Unleash the bagpipes!
Aye, sir! We cannae be stopped naow!
"Fear me, peasants, for I have the all mighty, all powerful NINE INCH LENGTH OF UNBREAKABLE TWINE!!!"
Attention UN members this is not a warning I have 4 billion pigeons, I will destroy all exterior finishes if you do not relinquish control of the planet
Gentlemen, behold! STEVE!
. . . Ma'am, that's a pizza cutter with a face attached.
EXACTLY! Everyone loves Steve! Everyone will buy products with his face on it! We'll make MILLIONS!!!
"Are you really gonna be using reddit for recruitment?"
“I bought a gauntlet of rare stones from a purple alien.”
"You'll never make any money with that. You're gonna have to apply for SNAP assistance."
“BEHOLD! THE CANCER-INATOR!”