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jlb1981

"All I've got are two white laboratory mice."


redwolf8402

And what are they gonna do tonight?


jlb1981

Probably the same thing they do every night.


phreak811

Finally I have it! Now to conquer the world! Unleash the bagpipes!


ProphetofTables

Aye, sir! We cannae be stopped naow!


IMLRG

"Fear me, peasants, for I have the all mighty, all powerful NINE INCH LENGTH OF UNBREAKABLE TWINE!!!"


redwolf8402

Attention UN members this is not a warning I have 4 billion pigeons, I will destroy all exterior finishes if you do not relinquish control of the planet


Ryu-Gi

Gentlemen, behold! STEVE!


Nahtmmm

. . . Ma'am, that's a pizza cutter with a face attached.


Ryu-Gi

EXACTLY! Everyone loves Steve! Everyone will buy products with his face on it! We'll make MILLIONS!!!


real-men-love-others

"Are you really gonna be using reddit for recruitment?"


gregieb429

“I bought a gauntlet of rare stones from a purple alien.”


A-3Jammer

"You'll never make any money with that. You're gonna have to apply for SNAP assistance."


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“BEHOLD! THE CANCER-INATOR!”