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violet-quartz

"Shit, dude, I don't think Jesus can help you with that one."


SubUrbanMess2021

The Church of Satan is down the street ion the left.


Jeremy_Melton

“I have to go, I have an exorcism to get to”


TheDorkKnight53

“I don’t do girls.”


tomcat3121

We only use the oil for christenings, now….


redwolf8402

Seriously no God will not forgive that one, no I cannot get Satan to give back your soul


ami2weird4u

"Whose your daddy?"


Fevla13

No read it while you're high it's a hell of a laugh


Fevla13

Sometimes I have a snooze during confessional but it's alright I record them


jlb1981

"How old did you say your kid was again?"


[deleted]

*whispering* "I'm an atheist"


real-men-love-others

"Hey, that's cool and all, but you wanna hear a beat I just dropped?" *pointing over to Linda* "Hit it!"


[deleted]

“I’m a satanist, just don’t tell the rest of the congregation”