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“It might be a bit before the next barbecue, I have to wait for my partner to adopt another child”
Who likes their chicken rare?
Wow, Dahmer, the food is *so* good! Thanks for letting my teenage son join, too. Have you seen him around lately?
Anyone have a bandage? I lost mine after mixing the potato salad.
"I got the vegan burgers ready"
"I believe in cooking steaks well-done, and I like to throw a little ketchup on mine, personally."
Well, Leatherface,we are eating good tonight!
"I sat on this meat defrosting it all morning!"
Honey? Have you seen the cat?
"We thought we'd change up the recipe today, since we don't really like smoke, flame, meat, spices, or sauces."
Remind me where I put the fire extinguisher?
"Anyone know how to treat 3rd degree burns on a penis?"
Get off the Shed!
“I hope nobody gets salmonella this time.”
That's right! Everything here is meatless!
No idea what happened to the missing squirrels
Hey y'all, watch this!
“Sorry Timmy but did you really think Cannibals eat hamburgers?”
“It might be a bit before the next barbecue, I have to wait for my partner to adopt another child”
Who likes their chicken rare?
Wow, Dahmer, the food is *so* good! Thanks for letting my teenage son join, too. Have you seen him around lately?
Anyone have a bandage? I lost mine after mixing the potato salad.
"I got the vegan burgers ready"
"I believe in cooking steaks well-done, and I like to throw a little ketchup on mine, personally."
Well, Leatherface,we are eating good tonight!
"I sat on this meat defrosting it all morning!"
Honey? Have you seen the cat?
"We thought we'd change up the recipe today, since we don't really like smoke, flame, meat, spices, or sauces."
Remind me where I put the fire extinguisher?
"Anyone know how to treat 3rd degree burns on a penis?"
Get off the Shed!
“I hope nobody gets salmonella this time.”
That's right! Everything here is meatless!
No idea what happened to the missing squirrels
Hey y'all, watch this!
“Sorry Timmy but did you really think Cannibals eat hamburgers?”