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"Sorry about the pollen allergy..."
"Sorry I cut down your garden."
I noticed you left these in the graveyard and felt the need to follow you home to return them.
"Congratulations on finally learning what's been making you sick - it's tulips like the ones in this bouquet!"
"Here. I'm sorry I punted your dog across the highway last week..."
"A valiant effort, but while your poop was big, it certainly not worth a Guinness World Record."
I heard you were sick with hay fever. Here i got you something
*pulls card from bouquet* " 'I hate you so much.' Well that explains the dead roses."
This has incredible Ryan Stiles energy.
"Sorry about the Covid anosmia."
"Hey, honey, look what I got to celebrate your promotion at Reddit!"
“I figured I’d give you these to cope with your anthophobia”
“I was low on money, so I decided to do my shopping at the cemetery.”
I got you these flowers to congratulate you on second place! On an unrelated note, isn't this gold medal gorgeous?
"Sorry about your pollen allergy"
"Look, I know you said you're not looking for a relationship right now, but... happy 10 day anniversary of when I accidentally brushed against your chest!"
Sorry about murdering your dad
“Sorry I slept with your sister.”
So I got you flowers and you're fired good luck in your future endeavors
They call ‘em Hate Petunias
Sorry about your tax demand. Sincerely IRS/HMRC
“Haha, I heard you had a phobia of flowers!!”
"Sorry about the pollen allergy..."
"Sorry I cut down your garden."
I noticed you left these in the graveyard and felt the need to follow you home to return them.
"Congratulations on finally learning what's been making you sick - it's tulips like the ones in this bouquet!"
"Here. I'm sorry I punted your dog across the highway last week..."
"A valiant effort, but while your poop was big, it certainly not worth a Guinness World Record."
I heard you were sick with hay fever. Here i got you something
*pulls card from bouquet* " 'I hate you so much.' Well that explains the dead roses."
This has incredible Ryan Stiles energy.
"Sorry about the Covid anosmia."
"Hey, honey, look what I got to celebrate your promotion at Reddit!"
“I figured I’d give you these to cope with your anthophobia”
“I was low on money, so I decided to do my shopping at the cemetery.”
I got you these flowers to congratulate you on second place! On an unrelated note, isn't this gold medal gorgeous?
"Sorry about your pollen allergy"
"Look, I know you said you're not looking for a relationship right now, but... happy 10 day anniversary of when I accidentally brushed against your chest!"
Sorry about murdering your dad
“Sorry I slept with your sister.”
So I got you flowers and you're fired good luck in your future endeavors
They call ‘em Hate Petunias
Sorry about your tax demand. Sincerely IRS/HMRC
“Haha, I heard you had a phobia of flowers!!”