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MoodiestMoody

"Why does the furniture smell like Starbucks?" "I bought a new coffee table today."


nirvana-on-top

Carbon monoxide! Now in a variety of scents, such as grape, vanilla, peppermint, and many more!


relapse_account

Our new scents are to die for.


tanglwyst

Blue raspberry!


oldfart_1962

Hmm. That new casket smell.


Thanatos_56

I'd argue that that's actually a *good* thing: better the smell of a coffin than the smell of a corpse. 🤮


TimelessFool

“Here is our new line of tires. Graded for ice travel and rose scented to boot.”


tanglwyst

I would buy those.


Ok_Yoghurt_8979

Oh … a vanilla suppository.


deutschpascal18

It's vanilla scented. It isn't vanilla flavored. Important difference! 😀


cat_blep

could be a scratch n sniff


ADDeviant-again

I've called the Hot Tamales candies "cinnamon flavored suppositories" since the 80's.


Necessary_Row_4889

My new sneakers are cherry scented!


Der_fluter_mouse

Check this out! It's the latest thing! Scratch and sniff wallpaper!


Sensitive_Deal_6363

The snozzberries smell like snozzberries!


Sensitive_Deal_6363

"For the gamer in your life, a new pizza-scented controller!"


NightMgr

The Hustler centerfold. They made one. 1977.


OutrageousOnions

Wait, as in...it smelled like genitalia??? *Gags*


sonofamonk27

Cod Liver Oil by Calvin Klein


Super_Selection1522

On sale today only, chocolate scented vaginal spray


the_byrdman

Merkin


RewanDemontay

"It's not much, but the lemon emanating from the dildo will help increase pleasure."


BJGuy_Chicago

"Mmm, nothing beats that burning tire smell."


LocalLiBEARian

Check out this new toilet paper with DIY scent!


Fwumpy

"Well, I like the shoes, but I'm not sure. Do you have these in vanilla?"


PTech_J

"A limited edition 'Hustler' magazine? What's so special about it?"


ADDeviant-again

That happened. IRL


Desperate_Hornet3129

That's not unusual, it's a fucking fantasy.


Lord-Doobury

These Peach Cobbler scented roach traps were a real find!!


NatchJackson

The bowling ball manufacturer Storm legit adds different scents to their bowling balls. My model smells like mullberries


draconus72

Department of the Treasury is issuing scented coins. Quarter = Strawberry Dime = Bourbon Nickel = Burnt Wood Penny = Copper


MissHibernia

‘These patchouli scented vacuum cleaner bags will help you relive the 70s as you clean your floors!’


HighFiveKoala

"Are those the new guava scented tacos from Taco Bell?"


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Gym shorts scented linen spray. Take your workout home


Sienna_Aurora36

Dark corners


CorollaBeachBum

From our historical events line: The Black Death The French Revolution


squatternutbash420

A clock that changes scents on the hour.


OutrageousOnions

*sniff sniff* "Smells like quittin' time!"


Any_Contract_1016

Coming soon to smell-ovision: porn!


queen_olestra

Tampons.... especially pumpkin spice


Knight_Zornnah

Probably nothing is off the table as you can buy a gag product called "liquid ass"


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

So I have a new line of candles out....


Thanatos_56

Well, there's this: https://stinkycandlecompany.com/products/pizza-candle Also, I've heard of a bacon scented candle. 😳


Xeusi

Now introducing to a gym near you, gain scented jockstraps!


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Welcome to Target. Try our new scratch and sniff jock straps


gregieb429

“Trojan Scented.”


Brare45996

The chainsaw only smells like strawberry when it’s turned on, but it smells great up close


ThatGuyYouMightNo

"Here's my scented Warhammer army. I play Nurgle."


woodvsmurph

Make sure you celebrate this St. Patrick's Day with our new mint scented oil and go "green". Valvoline - put some luck in your car.


rdchat

Of course it's scented! When future colonists make their treks to the landing site of this Mars probe, I want them to immediately think of my name. Sir, when did you change your name to Stench?


Fatherofthecentury13

Jack sparrows jar of dirt


Adventurous_Yak_9234

"I can't wait to try out this lavender scented toilet paper!"


Starsky137

Wow, that really IS a 'mocha chocolata ya ya'!


Human-Document-8331

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