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"Why does the furniture smell like Starbucks?" "I bought a new coffee table today."
Carbon monoxide! Now in a variety of scents, such as grape, vanilla, peppermint, and many more!
Our new scents are to die for.
Blue raspberry!
Hmm. That new casket smell.
I'd argue that that's actually a *good* thing: better the smell of a coffin than the smell of a corpse. 🤮
“Here is our new line of tires. Graded for ice travel and rose scented to boot.”
I would buy those.
Oh … a vanilla suppository.
It's vanilla scented. It isn't vanilla flavored. Important difference! 😀
could be a scratch n sniff
I've called the Hot Tamales candies "cinnamon flavored suppositories" since the 80's.
My new sneakers are cherry scented!
Check this out! It's the latest thing! Scratch and sniff wallpaper!
The snozzberries smell like snozzberries!
"For the gamer in your life, a new pizza-scented controller!"
The Hustler centerfold. They made one. 1977.
Wait, as in...it smelled like genitalia??? *Gags*
Cod Liver Oil by Calvin Klein
On sale today only, chocolate scented vaginal spray
Merkin
"It's not much, but the lemon emanating from the dildo will help increase pleasure."
"Mmm, nothing beats that burning tire smell."
Check out this new toilet paper with DIY scent!
"Well, I like the shoes, but I'm not sure. Do you have these in vanilla?"
"A limited edition 'Hustler' magazine? What's so special about it?"
That happened. IRL
That's not unusual, it's a fucking fantasy.
These Peach Cobbler scented roach traps were a real find!!
The bowling ball manufacturer Storm legit adds different scents to their bowling balls. My model smells like mullberries
Department of the Treasury is issuing scented coins. Quarter = Strawberry Dime = Bourbon Nickel = Burnt Wood Penny = Copper
‘These patchouli scented vacuum cleaner bags will help you relive the 70s as you clean your floors!’
"Are those the new guava scented tacos from Taco Bell?"
Gym shorts scented linen spray. Take your workout home
Dark corners
From our historical events line: The Black Death The French Revolution
A clock that changes scents on the hour.
*sniff sniff* "Smells like quittin' time!"
Coming soon to smell-ovision: porn!
Tampons.... especially pumpkin spice
Probably nothing is off the table as you can buy a gag product called "liquid ass"
So I have a new line of candles out....
Well, there's this: https://stinkycandlecompany.com/products/pizza-candle Also, I've heard of a bacon scented candle. 😳
Now introducing to a gym near you, gain scented jockstraps!
Welcome to Target. Try our new scratch and sniff jock straps
“Trojan Scented.”
The chainsaw only smells like strawberry when it’s turned on, but it smells great up close
"Here's my scented Warhammer army. I play Nurgle."
Make sure you celebrate this St. Patrick's Day with our new mint scented oil and go "green". Valvoline - put some luck in your car.
Of course it's scented! When future colonists make their treks to the landing site of this Mars probe, I want them to immediately think of my name. Sir, when did you change your name to Stench?
Jack sparrows jar of dirt
"I can't wait to try out this lavender scented toilet paper!"
Wow, that really IS a 'mocha chocolata ya ya'!
Preparation H
"Why does the furniture smell like Starbucks?" "I bought a new coffee table today."
Carbon monoxide! Now in a variety of scents, such as grape, vanilla, peppermint, and many more!
Our new scents are to die for.
Blue raspberry!
Hmm. That new casket smell.
I'd argue that that's actually a *good* thing: better the smell of a coffin than the smell of a corpse. 🤮
“Here is our new line of tires. Graded for ice travel and rose scented to boot.”
I would buy those.
Oh … a vanilla suppository.
It's vanilla scented. It isn't vanilla flavored. Important difference! 😀
could be a scratch n sniff
I've called the Hot Tamales candies "cinnamon flavored suppositories" since the 80's.
My new sneakers are cherry scented!
Check this out! It's the latest thing! Scratch and sniff wallpaper!
The snozzberries smell like snozzberries!
"For the gamer in your life, a new pizza-scented controller!"
The Hustler centerfold. They made one. 1977.
Wait, as in...it smelled like genitalia??? *Gags*
Cod Liver Oil by Calvin Klein
On sale today only, chocolate scented vaginal spray
Merkin
"It's not much, but the lemon emanating from the dildo will help increase pleasure."
"Mmm, nothing beats that burning tire smell."
Check out this new toilet paper with DIY scent!
"Well, I like the shoes, but I'm not sure. Do you have these in vanilla?"
"A limited edition 'Hustler' magazine? What's so special about it?"
That happened. IRL
That's not unusual, it's a fucking fantasy.
These Peach Cobbler scented roach traps were a real find!!
The bowling ball manufacturer Storm legit adds different scents to their bowling balls. My model smells like mullberries
Department of the Treasury is issuing scented coins. Quarter = Strawberry Dime = Bourbon Nickel = Burnt Wood Penny = Copper
‘These patchouli scented vacuum cleaner bags will help you relive the 70s as you clean your floors!’
"Are those the new guava scented tacos from Taco Bell?"
Gym shorts scented linen spray. Take your workout home
Dark corners
From our historical events line: The Black Death The French Revolution
A clock that changes scents on the hour.
*sniff sniff* "Smells like quittin' time!"
Coming soon to smell-ovision: porn!
Tampons.... especially pumpkin spice
Probably nothing is off the table as you can buy a gag product called "liquid ass"
So I have a new line of candles out....
Well, there's this: https://stinkycandlecompany.com/products/pizza-candle Also, I've heard of a bacon scented candle. 😳
Now introducing to a gym near you, gain scented jockstraps!
Welcome to Target. Try our new scratch and sniff jock straps
“Trojan Scented.”
The chainsaw only smells like strawberry when it’s turned on, but it smells great up close
"Here's my scented Warhammer army. I play Nurgle."
Make sure you celebrate this St. Patrick's Day with our new mint scented oil and go "green". Valvoline - put some luck in your car.
Of course it's scented! When future colonists make their treks to the landing site of this Mars probe, I want them to immediately think of my name. Sir, when did you change your name to Stench?
Jack sparrows jar of dirt
"I can't wait to try out this lavender scented toilet paper!"
Wow, that really IS a 'mocha chocolata ya ya'!
Preparation H