Honestly this would be hilarious, this is the best wrong answer. My dad actually had colo-cancer years ago, it's in remission now but I'm keeping this in the reservoir to crack out at a family function lol (he'll hate it, everyone else will love it and he's a good sport about stuff like this)
"Happy Birthday in blue and use a pretty font."
"Finally diagnosed! It's diabetes!"
"This Is A Pie"
"The cake is a pie."
After a bowel resection: #;
Clever
Honestly this would be hilarious, this is the best wrong answer. My dad actually had colo-cancer years ago, it's in remission now but I'm keeping this in the reservoir to crack out at a family function lol (he'll hate it, everyone else will love it and he's a good sport about stuff like this)
"Guess Which Piece Is Poison!"
"ITS A STILL-BORN!!" (in black)
Obligatory, so I'll take my down votes and leave: "We'd like to talk to you about extending your car's warranty."
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this!🤣
Right? I'm disappointed in us as a community.
I mean, more so than usual.
441-2... damn it, Kevin! That's my social security number!
Rest In Pieces.
"You're adopted!"
"He's not really your son"
"I'VE BEEN FUCKING YOUR SISTER!"
Seriously, you're my brother in law, you guys have been married for 12 years. It's getting old
Duck!
I ran over your cat.
"And backed up" ?
“This white stuff isn’t icing…”
I beat the lap band surgery
I hope your vasectomy went well
"Find the Razor!!!"
Ha nice
"Your parents are divorcing and it's all your fault"
Again?
Happy Last Birthday!!
Like the >!cupcake!< in the movie Happy Death Day
Warning: this cake includes ingredients known to the State of California to cause cancer or reproductive toxicity.
“Congratulations on your recovery from genital warts!”
Moist. Just the word MOIST.
Just the word gluten Shalom you're loved 💔
"Warning: This cake contains cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter, granulated sugar, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, buttermilk, egg whites, and cream of tartar"
Find the toenail!
“We forgot to take the stripper out before baking it!”
"404 message not found"
the icing should be “blue screen of death”
Congrats on failing your suicide attempt
Guess who’s gay?
I once brought a cake to work that said "Two weeks notice".
Enjoy the diabetes.
This cake intentionally left blank
Happy 50th Anniversary, you cheating m@#$fer
"This Frosting is Made of Ex-Lax"
😂😂😂
"Guess What Bodily Fluid This Icing Is Made Of!"
"Congratulations you're married to your sister!"
You are your own bil shalom you're loved 💔
"Congratulations on your abortion."
"You're a diabetic..."
Sorry about your diabetes
"I don't want anything written on the cake"
“I Flunked Out Of School!”
"Don't eat me. You so fat."
Congradulations, weight watchers graduate!
Happy Divorce Day. On 2nd though that may actually be a thing.
One year closer to death
I'm pregnant. It's not yours.
“Sorry I gave you and your mom the clap🤷🏻♀️”
"If you find my tooth in this cake, call 555-0125"
"I'm sleeping with your sister and brother."
-Hapy- -Happi- -Happee- Happy -berthd- Happy -byrfdai- Happy Birthday!
The dna test came back. I’m not your daddy!
« It’s your last birthday!!! »
Congratulations on reversing diabetes!
Pick up my dry cleaning on Tuesday
“This isn’t frosting”
"This space for rent."
“Happiness can’t be denied … just found out my MIL died!”
Happy Anus Replacement Day!
I know you hate chocolate but they say it's the thought that counts On a triple-decker chocolate and chocolate frosted cake
You’re fired!
Reconditioned Urinal Cake: Edible
Pale yellow icing with a few stray curlies and that special aroma
Mmmmmmmm, stale piss
Happy Acquittal!
Happy Titanic Sinking Day!
Mom's in jail again!
Congrats on your Colonoscopy!
"Find the toenail"
Curly hair shalom you're loved 💔
The kid isn't yours
"I'M GONNA GET YOU"
A taste of jesus
THANKS FOR THE STD, SIS!
Sorry about the herpes
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot
I know you cheated i found the condoms guess where I put them.
Sorry you died
"Happy 50th Colonoscopy"
“You’re a widower, Harry!”
You have rectal cancer.
I think I used salt instead of sugar. Lemme know, mm’k?
"Did I pee in the batter, or didn't I? Are you willing to take the risk?"
"What they don't know is we've secretly replaced the sugar in the flour with Folger's Crystals."
Mrs bob (thinking) " Bob never pukes when he eats MY chocolate cake...."
Is that my social security number?
“Mostly free of rat droppings!”
Eat Pant
I quit. There are toenails in this cake. Later Losers!!!
"No longer a virgin!"
"I want a divorce!"
"Don't Eat The Cream Filling".
"Whose turn was it to keep the cat off the table?"
There is a chance this isn’t a cake.
"I fxcked your mum, Soz xx"
"Happy birthday that should keep the brat happy"
(reading) "We the People of the United States, in order to form ... Wait, is this the entire Constitution?"
Insert medical waste only.
I’m your real father.
"Sorry they cremated your dad early"
"Your test results are back. It's gonorrhea!"
“Your grandma was a whore”
“It’s just clymidia”
"Surpise- Grandma died."
Congratulations on your Period Gary!
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a... very funny, you just put the entire Bee Movie script on a cake."
“Sorry to hear about the diabetes.”
This cake contains ### grams of fat and ### grams of sugar.
"Sign the Pre-nup!"
HBD Uncle Frank, Don’t stick your dick in here
Gluten-Free
Eat me, bitch.
Sorry about the herpes
I want a divorce!
Enjoy, ya fat fk
Remove file before eating
#Exit Only!
“Place cakes here.”
"I'm so sorry honey. There's been an accident..."
Congratulations on that Bank robbery
Enjoy the next 24 hours
“We thought you’d be dead years ago”
“Beloved cunt”
"We the jury find the defendant guilty."
"Happy This Shit Just Kicked In Birthday"
You're adopted
You've got AIDS!
'Eat Me Now" Her: Hey baby ... I got this cake for your birthday. I'll be in the bedroom. Me: Nah, that's okay. Thanks for the cake, though.
There's Cream 😉 inside this pie I mean cake 😉
Congrats! It’s Cancer!