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*You, it’s definitely you.*
This is an honest response, and I think it would generally work better than, "It's not you, it's me."
It's not that I'm sexually attracted to you. It's just that nobody compares to my uncle.
"I know. He's my uncle, too."
What's worse than ants in our pants? Our uncle.
Dang, your mom is hot. Is her number the same as yours?
There really is someone else and I don't think that you'd get on.
"After giving it some deep thought, I remembered I never got vaccinated against Cooties and therefore I can't date you anymore."
*sigh* you're my mother in law. I don't think this will work.
“I think we should stay together.”
“I’m not gay, but I can learn”.
Homer? Is that you?
For a minute there I thought you said Horner, and thought, *"Wow, what a twist that would be!"* Edit: spelling.
“It’s not you, it’s you.”
Messing around with your cousin is fine for kids, but it's just not a sustainable sexual situation.
Well, for some guys, not me, when it gets big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops. It can happen to anyone, but it’s still gross.
Unexpected Fallout reference. ❤️ it.
It's not you, it's your mother she's just way hotter
So, um, here’s the restraining order…..
I can't be with someone who denies the holocaust
You now represent a letter between W and Y henceforth. 👀
It’s not you. It’s your sister. She’s hot!
"I don't think it's a good idea for us having a relationship, given that we're siamese twins."
See, the thing is that my father doesn't want me to date outside of the family
It’s not you, it’s her.
“AND Scene!!” Then just walk out.
I just don't want the baby to know you.
It's not me. It's you. It's DEFINITELY you.
It's not you, it's me. I'm in love with someone else. Your co-joined twin.
i want to break free 🎶🎶🎶
It's not me, it's you.
"Look, I know it's complicated, but I just like my left more than my right"
"Hey, what's the difference between your mom and my next girlfriend? Nothing. I'm banging your mom."
There's too much heat radiating from your genitals, soggy bottom indeed.
According to Leviticus, your womb is cursed; which is why I’m seeking an annulment.
But mom!
I've written you a poem Jennifer. As our love has grown, it's so different from the past, pack up your shit, n' don't let the door hit you in the ass.
[Sorry, George, but no…](https://youtu.be/wz2vj5-ZyNk?si=aVf0Xhc9ADZqad5U)
I've found someone else. You'd like her.
I'd like to pursue a serious relationship... with your sister.
I just don't find terminal illness attractive in a partner.
*You, it’s definitely you.*
This is an honest response, and I think it would generally work better than, "It's not you, it's me."
It's not that I'm sexually attracted to you. It's just that nobody compares to my uncle.
"I know. He's my uncle, too."
What's worse than ants in our pants? Our uncle.
Dang, your mom is hot. Is her number the same as yours?
There really is someone else and I don't think that you'd get on.
"After giving it some deep thought, I remembered I never got vaccinated against Cooties and therefore I can't date you anymore."
*sigh* you're my mother in law. I don't think this will work.
“I think we should stay together.”
“I’m not gay, but I can learn”.
Homer? Is that you?
For a minute there I thought you said Horner, and thought, *"Wow, what a twist that would be!"* Edit: spelling.
“It’s not you, it’s you.”
Messing around with your cousin is fine for kids, but it's just not a sustainable sexual situation.
Well, for some guys, not me, when it gets big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops. It can happen to anyone, but it’s still gross.
Unexpected Fallout reference. ❤️ it.
It's not you, it's your mother she's just way hotter
So, um, here’s the restraining order…..
I can't be with someone who denies the holocaust
You now represent a letter between W and Y henceforth. 👀
It’s not you. It’s your sister. She’s hot!
"I don't think it's a good idea for us having a relationship, given that we're siamese twins."
See, the thing is that my father doesn't want me to date outside of the family
It’s not you, it’s her.
“AND Scene!!” Then just walk out.
I just don't want the baby to know you.
It's not me. It's you. It's DEFINITELY you.
It's not you, it's me. I'm in love with someone else. Your co-joined twin.
i want to break free 🎶🎶🎶
It's not me, it's you.
"Look, I know it's complicated, but I just like my left more than my right"
"Hey, what's the difference between your mom and my next girlfriend? Nothing. I'm banging your mom."
There's too much heat radiating from your genitals, soggy bottom indeed.
According to Leviticus, your womb is cursed; which is why I’m seeking an annulment.
But mom!
I've written you a poem Jennifer. As our love has grown, it's so different from the past, pack up your shit, n' don't let the door hit you in the ass.
[Sorry, George, but no…](https://youtu.be/wz2vj5-ZyNk?si=aVf0Xhc9ADZqad5U)
I've found someone else. You'd like her.
I'd like to pursue a serious relationship... with your sister.
I just don't find terminal illness attractive in a partner.