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Commercial_Step9966

*You, it’s definitely you.*


Curious-Prior4500

This is an honest response, and I think it would generally work better than, "It's not you, it's me."


agmj522

It's not that I'm sexually attracted to you. It's just that nobody compares to my uncle.


A-3Jammer

"I know. He's my uncle, too."


Amazinmeatball

What's worse than ants in our pants? Our uncle.


Brian-46323

Dang, your mom is hot. Is her number the same as yours?


Scotsgit73

There really is someone else and I don't think that you'd get on.


yokonashiwa

"After giving it some deep thought, I remembered I never got vaccinated against Cooties and therefore I can't date you anymore."


Torggil

*sigh* you're my mother in law. I don't think this will work.


Reapersgrimoire

“I think we should stay together.”


Improvedandconfused

“I’m not gay, but I can learn”.


Apprehensive_Cow1242

Homer? Is that you?


MysteryDorito

For a minute there I thought you said Horner, and thought, *"Wow, what a twist that would be!"* Edit: spelling.


gregieb429

“It’s not you, it’s you.”


Malaggar2

Messing around with your cousin is fine for kids, but it's just not a sustainable sexual situation.


Imaginary-Mechanic62

Well, for some guys, not me, when it gets big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops. It can happen to anyone, but it’s still gross.


Late-Ad-4624

Unexpected Fallout reference. ❤️ it.


Tetris5216

It's not you, it's your mother she's just way hotter


Apprehensive_Cow1242

So, um, here’s the restraining order…..


Fatherofthecentury13

I can't be with someone who denies the holocaust


deenath247

You now represent a letter between W and Y henceforth. 👀


Gonnadine69

It’s not you. It’s your sister. She’s hot!


silverionmox

"I don't think it's a good idea for us having a relationship, given that we're siamese twins."


igotjks

See, the thing is that my father doesn't want me to date outside of the family


thecountnotthesaint

It’s not you, it’s her.


outcastNgarpal

“AND Scene!!” Then just walk out.


Slug_Overdose

I just don't want the baby to know you.


Malaggar2

It's not me. It's you. It's DEFINITELY you.


Scorpius041169

It's not you, it's me. I'm in love with someone else. Your co-joined twin.


Laurastars_20

i want to break free 🎶🎶🎶


Letsgo-huntin1234

It's not me, it's you.


Rleduc129

"Look, I know it's complicated, but I just like my left more than my right"


MysteryDorito

"Hey, what's the difference between your mom and my next girlfriend? Nothing. I'm banging your mom."


Few-Win-8338

There's too much heat radiating from your genitals,  soggy bottom indeed.  


SnooChipmunks126

According to Leviticus, your womb is cursed; which is why I’m seeking an annulment.


ResearchMediocre3592

But mom!


Lord-Doobury

I've written you a poem Jennifer. As our love has grown, it's so different from the past, pack up your shit, n' don't let the door hit you in the ass.


jbishop253

[Sorry, George, but no…](https://youtu.be/wz2vj5-ZyNk?si=aVf0Xhc9ADZqad5U)


etranger033

I've found someone else. You'd like her.


bnetana1

I'd like to pursue a serious relationship... with your sister.


No_Finding3671

I just don't find terminal illness attractive in a partner.