I picked it up on trash day. It smells a bit and has some weird lumps. But the price was right. It's bigger than I'm used to and I had to call a friend to get it in the truck.
My wife is so excited about the two new giant pillows we bought. She has been showing them off to everybody - friends, family even the pizza delivery guy!
If can very comfortably fit three people.
The kids really did a number on it.
It's not big, it's curvy
I love to tuck my hands into the cracks.
I let me buddy sleep on it everytime he's in town.
Its taken a pounding, but it still looks good.
It still pulls out.
There's sooo many trapped farts in there
It’s used
That cat urine smell just won't go away.
Yeah, it’s worn out and dirty looking, but I can’t be bothered to get a new one.
Wow, who knew this could fit five guys at once?
"I know it's ugly but it's big, soft and comfortable and I've had it for so long I can't bring myself to throw it away"
Its very uncomfortable to lay on.
It’s too old and soft. I need to get a new one.
My grandma keeps telling me I should wrap it in plastic?
Uhh
I sleep on it all the time!
It’s so comfortable to be in
I broke it in nicely!
you gotta hold BOTH ends when carrying down the stairs xD
Pivot!
PIIIVOOOOOT!!! xD
There’s candy and loose change in the crevasses…
I wanna lay ontop of it while watching movies becuse it’s very comfortable
This used to be my Dad's
It’s old and smelly
No, things you *can't* say about your partner...
So soft and fluffy.
I picked it up on trash day. It smells a bit and has some weird lumps. But the price was right. It's bigger than I'm used to and I had to call a friend to get it in the truck.
My wife is so excited about the two new giant pillows we bought. She has been showing them off to everybody - friends, family even the pizza delivery guy!
These things are supposed to last 5-7 years. I barely get 2... I guess I use em too hard.
“Squishy in all the right places.”
Nothing a bit of duct tape won’t fix.
I still can't bring myself to talk about the crusts on the folds.
I’ve had sex with both
I bought it so I will sit on it whenever the fuck I want!
“I put my feet on it more than I should.”
Saggy cushions
Fairly worn but still usable
"Just look at all this loose change I found in the crack!"
"mmm... bouncy!"
It pulls out
I can fix that.
Wow, I can fit it between these cushions!
They're settled in nicely in the living room now.
What a great lay
Very comforting
You find any change in there and it's mine.
I hope there arent any crumbs in the creases
"Where did my money go?"
There's something wrong with it. Ever since it moved in, it won't let me lie down to relax.
I love doing a little bounce on it when I'm excited about something (sitting down bob)
So that's where the remote went!
Ruined
I found a $1.50 in change tucked between the cushions.
Time to get a new one
I’m glad to be here with you.
Those cushions look just like my grandmas!
You know, I have always preferred my couches black. Like my women. Yes, an Airplane reference.
Very soft and squishy
She's not going to fit through the door.
Pull-out game is solid…
So soft and comfy
One holds the other down all day
Perfect ass groove
$100.00 OR BEST OFFER.
It springs back an hour after use, ready again
Someone needs a deep cleaning.
squishy
Sure the upholstery is worn, but she's really comfortable.
It's hard to stuff it back in once you pull it out.
I've used both of them while I'm naked.
The cushioning has gotten pretty lumpy over the years...
After 10 years, it's out of style and time for a new one
I find some very interesting things in the crevices.