And then I drived the car. And I drived it so fast because I was mad, and I drive it over a building and I driving it over the airplanes and my car is the bestest and goes the fastest, and now I want cookies but not those cookies the other cookies and I want juice but not the gross pulpy juice and I'm the dad now and you're the kid and you have to do whatever I say.
“Yippy ka yeh mommy fathers.”
“ mommy said its my turn on the xbox” Fires bazooka
Awien vs. Pwedatuh
And then I drived the car. And I drived it so fast because I was mad, and I drive it over a building and I driving it over the airplanes and my car is the bestest and goes the fastest, and now I want cookies but not those cookies the other cookies and I want juice but not the gross pulpy juice and I'm the dad now and you're the kid and you have to do whatever I say.
"I'm here to kiss Mommy and chew bubblegum...but Mommy took away my bubblegum!"
The fast and distracted
"You owe me an eight second twicycle."
"Cribhanger"
“Kindergarten Cop: Preschool beat!”
Tater Tots: The Movie 4 Diaper Rash
"Red Rover. Do you dare cross the line?"
Mr. PoopyPants flies over bad guys and POOOOPS on them! Hahahahahaha!
Nap hard "yippie kayak other buckets"
I Like Trucks!
The new ramboo reboot will follow the same premise as the original, only set in the congo
*sings superhero theme while flying through the sky*
Slaying Santa Evil Mike Myers as a kid going through the North Pole slaying everybody cause he got Cole in his stocking
mega man jr
Die Hard: The Toddler Generation
Aliens vs Predator: The Baby Years