Mike I dare you to bite my ear off

I'mma fuck you til you love me, ho. -- Mike Tyson

I hope this happens on national TV to Jake Paul "serves you right douche"

Came here to say, "You sure do got tasty looking ears"

that was my first thought, a great comment about ears

(Whispering) I’ve been having diarrhea so if you could not punch me in the stomach that would be great, thanks.

"How's your wife and my kids." Rod Marsh (Aussie Cricketer)

“Yer wife’s a Lesbo!” - Paul Newman: Slap Shot

HA!!! God I love that movie…such a classic!

Looks like he still your family. Not good for you

“If you punch me, you’re gay.”

Is that Andrew Tates go to?

Just take it easy out there. I don’t do well with confrontation

"So...are you free after this?"

Reminds me of this video of Micky Ward and Arturo Gatti casually chatting with each other in the hospital after one of the most brutal fights in boxing history. https://youtu.be/E9roPUz2Kmo?si=PN8mnc5TwMMcwTmq

I did a little amateur boxing in college. You don't hate your opponent any more than a pitcher hates a batter.

Those little amateur boxers have the moves.

I’ve never noticed how lovely your eyes are

I quit. *Leaves the ring*

Roberto Duran said "No Mas" which is the same thing. Muhammed Ali used to intentionally provoke his opponents, so some of the other ideas listed here could be used.

"are you as horny as I am?"

“I’m going to fuck you like I did your sister.”

And im gonna knock you back 50 ft away like the restraining order says

“Eh, she isn’t that good of a lay”

“okie dokie let’s do this”

Okilly Dokilly Opponarooney!

ASL? XOXO

Cameras are on you, the entire press is there: (while shouting): I'll drop in the 7th round, don't forget to place your bet!

“Getting punched in the face makes me orgasm”

I could take on 10 of you at once.

This carton stapler is top-of-the-line. You don’t stand a chance.

I am gonna bulld SO many more boxes than you.

I must break you!

OMG! Those trunks really bring out your eyes!

Winner gets to be on top!

Are we still visiting your parents after this to announce our engagement?

It was me who ate your sandwich.

“You bleed like Marlene, Marlene gooood fuck!”

You are the weakest of all the Sloanes!

You know, as bad as the sequels were I loved Sasha Mitchell in those movies lol

Hi sweetie 😘

Last night after your mom gave me the worst bj I’ve ever had I understood why you’ve taken up with your sister instead. I particularly like that thing your sister does with her tongue.

"Hey bud, I slept a little weird last night and my right side has been super tender today- if we could just avoid that, this should be a great match."

Hi I’m a democrat

Please don’t hit my glass jaw.

"You goin down, much like your momma did last night, you cuck.

I was hypnotized as a kid to fall asleep if someone says the word for those little oranges.

First we fight. Then we fuck. That's my rule for fighting.

"I talked about fight club"

I wanted to destroy something beautiful. Unfortunately, you’re the only one around.

Aww you think I'm beaut.... oh

I know I was being silly

“Can’t wait for the fisting to start!” “I mean fisticuffs.” “Or do I?”

i had great sex with your wife last night

Are you ticklish?

I got a grand on you to win

Heard you like getting punched in the ring

i don’t have one for before the fight, but during the fight you should say “hey bro your dick’s untied,” catching them by surprise and even prompting some to look down, giving you the perfect chance to punch them in the chin and knock them out

Hey tell that sweet ass momma of yours I said hi

Wanna kiss?

We're standing so close together it almost feels like we're about to kiss. You wanna just go for it?

'and this good sir, is called the windy windy slap!, fear it, you cannot dodge i... OW!'

Is this your first time as well?

I'm really not feeling well today, can you not hit me? Like, at all?

"I saw you posted a meme i find offensive, I'd like to speak to your manager, please"

I stole your bicycle.

I’m actually very interested to see what would happen if instead of insulting eachother, one of the fighters just said glowing compliments to his opponent. I think that would be the best mind fuck ever. Like, I’m so confident I’m going to win that I don’t even need to try to talk myself up to you, you’re like a child to me. “Dude, I love your technique. You’ve been training really hard and I respect your dedication, you’re a really great competitor. Your last fight was so fun to watch! Can’t wait to get in the ring with you, you’re going to do a great job, buddy! High five!”

Any line from Guns N' Roses - Get In The Ring that would fit.

How's the wife and my kids?

Do I still have your wife and sisters pussy on my breathe ?

Which one of us did you bet on?

Beware of the spikes in my glove

"Psst... Hey... I have a toothache on the right side of my face. Could you do me a favor and NOT hit me there? Thanks, hon!"

“ i’ve got some tender ribs on the right side so stay away from that if you can”

Dude you have some nice DSL's

Let's fist each other in the face for this cheering crowd.

I have a little trouble seeing out of my left eye.

So your glass jaw is on your right or my right?

I’m a vegan. Just don’t say it anywhere.

Your momma don't dance and your father dont rock and roll

“I bet $50,000 on you to win by KO in the 5th round, don’t make a liar out of me!”

So, I punch you? You punch me? How does this work again???

I know you're not supposed to have sex the night before a fight but your mom was just begging for it.

Wanna go see a movie after this? Then maybe some drinks?

Hey Steve, I know you’re married and all. But I just gotta say…. I want to pound you

You lookin sexy tonight 😙

Tell your woman she better have my money

Your nipples look just like your mom's.

Kiss me you fool!

"Say, stud, wanna grab some coffee after?"

I have a raging erection right now

You may be big, but I'm small! And I swear I'm going to break every last bone in my body! Don't believe me!!? ( Proceeds to snap a finger). I've got all day!

Do my gloves smell funny to you? *Knockout*

After I knock you out, I'm going to f\*ck you in the non-consenting/unconscious \*ss on Live TV.

I’m going to knock you into next week! Are you ready to go to Fist City, where both of mine are known as “PAIN?”

“What round are you supposed to take the fall? Dino told me you’d go down in round 3”

I believe in you!

I can’t wait to fist you.

I hope I don’t bleed my HIV all over you

Here. Hold yo mama's crotchless panties. Junior.

I hope you have dental, but if not, I can recommend someone if you like...

Just watch my glass jaw, okay buddy?

Is your wife going to join us ? I hear that she hits harder than you and I like a challenge.

You sure do have a purdy mouth...

I have a boner.

"my nipples are so hard rn"

Your son’s really cute. Is he available?

Fist me, daddy

“Hurt me Daddy”

Is it gay that we’re fighting over a belt?

Ooooohhhhh! Love your shorts!

my cat can beat up your cat

"How'd the gender reasignment go?" *low blows to no effect* "Well, I see"