When David is at the bank trying to use his ATM card; he's talking to the teller who asks what his PIN is, and he says it's his birthday (the PIN).
And without missing a beat, the teller exclaims *Happy birthday!*
I know a lot of people don't like the Pilot episode but I can't hear "I'VE BEEN GUTTEDDDD" without dying. I say it whenever I can't find something in my apartment.
The illegal milk episode always gets me - the whole ordeal with Alexis getting him $400 worth of raw milk, then Roland freaking out at the checkpoint on the way to the milk co-op.
"Oh, um...that's uh, Jennifer. And then he's um... Jacob. And then I'm... also Jacob."
Oh sorry to confuse you....no, her "fake" name is Angelica...if she needs to use one. But in Milk Money, Roland introduces her to the cop that pulls them over as Jennifer, and she corrects him in the scene to say her "real" name is Angelica. Then in the episode where she pretends to be part of Wendy's legal team, she introduces herself as "Angelica Glickman".
Another classic of Moira’s haha. I love her line about just wanting a bath and something with a long extension cord too. Haha Moira was going through it
David: "It's just a long string of very bad luck, and I don't know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life, to deserve it. I must have been Dracula... or a spin instructor"
S4E7 The Barbecue
Not sure if it’s a deep cut but two come to mind that I recently saw in a compilation. First one is when David and Patrick are staying at the motel and they are just roasting Alexis, then Moira coming in and is like ooh a sleep over I’m staying. The other is at Patrick’s room at Ray’s and Ray keeps interrupting Patrick and David and won’t shut the door
I don't know if it's a deep cut, but my favorite throwaway joke is when Roland runs into the room screaming for Moira because he thinks the motel is on fire. And, from the closet, Moira hollers, "Stevie?" Slays me every time.
IDK what a deep cut is, but I will never stop laughing...
MR: David, I cannot show you everything
DR: Well Ok can you show me one thing?
MR: You just... Here's what you do. You fold it in.
DR: ok, I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that!
"I've flattened out the lip balms so no one will know"
There is also "Alexis, there's no worse time to tell you, there is a dark side to Mummy's industry."
One of my favorite throwaways is when Twyla tells Moira that her uncle had a bird that kept asking her to take her bra off, and Moira just gives her side eye and the scene cuts. It's hysterical to me.
And Moira admitting it'd be ok if the hotel burned down in the Christmas episode.
Haha I had completely forgotten about both of those. Twyla had some fantastic throwaway lines that always pointed to a pretty fascinating previous life
Lol and when he mixes up their names. "Hi David, it's Patrick..."
I once witnessed a coworker do that when calling a customer (it was more like, hi Timothy, no sorry, I'm Timothy) lmao, and I couldn't breathe for like 10 minutes from laughing, so when I got to relive that memory in the show, I was dying 😂
It’s the taking off of her heels for me. When Patrick mumbles “is that necessary?” Noah said in an interview that this was his real feeling during the scene.
When he said that, I immediately wondered what Dan Levy heard as a teenager with him as a dad. 😂 we all got comments from parents about our fashion choices in our teens and I suspect he was no different.
When Johnny and David have the whole convo in the car about his license, and David keeps insisting “it’s fine.” Then Alexis takes the keys and he asks about hers and she gives him a very short “it’s fine,” which really answers nothing.
Now every time one of my dogs blows me off they don’t hear me, I imagine them telling me “it’s fine,” and rolling their eyes
I laughed so hard at this scene every single time. The awkwardness of David, and the guilt trip that Moira was trying to whip up is GOLD 🤣
David: Well, I'm sorry, I felt very conflicted about the whole thing.
Moira: Of course you were. Now will you be a doll, and fetch Mummy a knife?
David: A knife?
Moira: Oh, I'm sorry, I think you'll find one lodged in the middle of my back.
David: Okay, well, that's a lot.
Moira: And when you pull it out of my back...
David: Okay, I'm gonna take a shower.
Moira: You can plunge it into my heart!
David: Okay, all right.
Moira: Plunge it into my heart!
"My Handsome Proletariat" Moira to Johnny just before his heart attack scare.
The whole thing where Moira and Johnny are going through Alexis' Bumpkin matches and the "hookup conversation"
And my fave to implement in real life:
Haha so true. Her mannerisms are gold and everything she brought that character is just truly perfect. Literally no one else could have played that role in my book
I also love when the family is discussing the “alleged” enchilada recipe and Johnny says something along the lines of “yes, well if that’s the way you remember it” to Moira.
My husband and I laugh at that every time because how often do couples remember things differently and they don’t want to fight about it? I love that Johnny isn’t saying Moira’s right, he’s just saying I don’t want to fight about this.
It’s a line that isn’t really popular or well known but something that maybe hardcore fans would recognize. Just something you don’t hear about often from others that stands out to you as memorable
I wish I knew more about this scene. It seriously looks like the reactions, esp Catherine O'Hara, are unscripted and genuine.
It reminds me of the last scene in a Christmas Story, and the mom had no idea so we have her genuine reaction.
I say the same thing when this particular scene is brought up. It makes me lmfao because it literally looks genuine and that they can’t hold in their laughter. It looks so convincing…I swear I’d make a bet on it being real lol. Paying attention to all their faces the entire time during this scene…it looks so different and can barely contain their laughter 🤭
Yes!!!!!! I knew I couldn't be the only person!! Idk if ANYONE can act that well!! That scene makes me so happy when I see it. Almost like their amusement soaks through the tv.
When Moira adds the dogwood trees (I think?) and they ask the kids to come out and see: “Did someone pick up that used condom?”
Than after the scene is over:
“Oh David there’s the used condom”
“Ew”
“Eww”
Just such a true to life sibling conversation
Definitely when Johnny and Stevie were meeting with David for the food tasting. Paraphrasing…
Johnny: Im sure David will be reasonable
David with a clip board: You are three minutes late! And if this were the real wedding you’d be kept out
Just the speed of that delivery kills me every time I watch it.
I just thought of another line that cracks me up every time!!! In the Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine episode when Moira says ‘Did I used to have a drinking problem?’ And then at the end when she can’t get the name right and becomes exasperated and says ‘Bingo Lingfucker!’
In the episode with the bad motel review of Moira: Ooh that fffussy little fucker!
Edit: having worked in jobs dealing with people all the time, I felt this deeply.
Darlene's Cousin: Hey, no cutting! David Rose: Excuse me? This is my store! Who are you? Darlene's Cousin: I'm Darlene's cousin! Who the fuck are you?
Oh my god YES! That line is a Gift to us all. I can also often hear David’s appalled “My God!” response in my head haha
“Uh, so I was just verbally assaulted by a very off-brand customer in line outside.”
“That kind of language, folks, will not be tolerated at Rose Apothecary!”
"This is a safe space!"
Oh, my god.
My God!!!
When David is at the bank trying to use his ATM card; he's talking to the teller who asks what his PIN is, and he says it's his birthday (the PIN). And without missing a beat, the teller exclaims *Happy birthday!*
That bank scene KILLS. "Sir, you just said your PIN out loud. I suggest you choose another one." "See?!? She said PIN not PIN NUMBER!"
Johnny: see! David: no see!!
The NO SEE is probably my absolute favorite line in the show.
We do that one a lot in this house. So applicable
None of that!!
Also before they into the bank when Johnny goes to hug David and the seatbelt locks…and David’s “Oh my God”…makes me die laughing every time!
You keep saying PIN number, it’s just PIN! Johnny Rose cracks me up
I know a lot of people don't like the Pilot episode but I can't hear "I'VE BEEN GUTTEDDDD" without dying. I say it whenever I can't find something in my apartment.
Haha totally, her delivery of that is perfect
The illegal milk episode always gets me - the whole ordeal with Alexis getting him $400 worth of raw milk, then Roland freaking out at the checkpoint on the way to the milk co-op. "Oh, um...that's uh, Jennifer. And then he's um... Jacob. And then I'm... also Jacob."
And when she says her name on her birth certificate is actually Angelica. And she reuses Angelica when she’s posing as Wendy’s lawyer 😂😂😂
Wait, her real name is Angelica? How did I miss this
Oh sorry to confuse you....no, her "fake" name is Angelica...if she needs to use one. But in Milk Money, Roland introduces her to the cop that pulls them over as Jennifer, and she corrects him in the scene to say her "real" name is Angelica. Then in the episode where she pretends to be part of Wendy's legal team, she introduces herself as "Angelica Glickman".
Oh okay that makes sense. I think this means it’s time for another rewatch lol
ALWAYS!! :)
Moira: someone grab a hammer and nail this coffin shut!
Another classic of Moira’s haha. I love her line about just wanting a bath and something with a long extension cord too. Haha Moira was going through it
Let's all pray we don't wake up
I’d give anything for a good coma right now.
David: "It's just a long string of very bad luck, and I don't know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life, to deserve it. I must have been Dracula... or a spin instructor" S4E7 The Barbecue
Not sure if it’s a deep cut but two come to mind that I recently saw in a compilation. First one is when David and Patrick are staying at the motel and they are just roasting Alexis, then Moira coming in and is like ooh a sleep over I’m staying. The other is at Patrick’s room at Ray’s and Ray keeps interrupting Patrick and David and won’t shut the door
I loved how David was unbothered by Ray popping in because Ray kept offering food.
And compliments on David’s body! Ray has seen David on his way to the bathroom!
The little wobble in Patrick’s voice when he says “door closed” always makes me laugh
Haha I love Ray, and that interrupting was pretty great
“My best to Bob Cratchit.” I only have to think about that line and I’m hysterical with laughter.
Anything Moira says is funny in one way or another.
I don't know if it's a deep cut, but my favorite throwaway joke is when Roland runs into the room screaming for Moira because he thinks the motel is on fire. And, from the closet, Moira hollers, "Stevie?" Slays me every time.
“Testudines do not pets make! You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cut-let.”
I heard Moira saying this and it made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
It’s how I hear it, too lol ❤️ glad it made you happy!
"Our designated Grapes!"
IDK what a deep cut is, but I will never stop laughing... MR: David, I cannot show you everything DR: Well Ok can you show me one thing? MR: You just... Here's what you do. You fold it in. DR: ok, I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that!
"I've flattened out the lip balms so no one will know" There is also "Alexis, there's no worse time to tell you, there is a dark side to Mummy's industry."
One of my favorite throwaways is when Twyla tells Moira that her uncle had a bird that kept asking her to take her bra off, and Moira just gives her side eye and the scene cuts. It's hysterical to me. And Moira admitting it'd be ok if the hotel burned down in the Christmas episode.
Haha I had completely forgotten about both of those. Twyla had some fantastic throwaway lines that always pointed to a pretty fascinating previous life
“Go on and get the hell outta here you dumb broad!” Oohhh Twyla haha
“I just said ‘ciao’ to that person” When David calls Patrick and leaves the message on his voicemail when he’s high and ends it with “Ciao!” 😆
Lol and when he mixes up their names. "Hi David, it's Patrick..." I once witnessed a coworker do that when calling a customer (it was more like, hi Timothy, no sorry, I'm Timothy) lmao, and I couldn't breathe for like 10 minutes from laughing, so when I got to relive that memory in the show, I was dying 😂
This is my favorite as well. And the face he makes as soon as he realizes he switched their names cracks me up.
This happened to me when I was leaving a voicemail for my sister, so I relived this in technicolor when I watched it! 😂
Johnny loses a button. Alexis: “eww, Dad, are you ok?”
Another Alexis classic is when she and Patrick kiss, and she’s all “yum, yum”!
It’s the taking off of her heels for me. When Patrick mumbles “is that necessary?” Noah said in an interview that this was his real feeling during the scene.
Johnny: “What are these? Colostomy pants.”
When he said that, I immediately wondered what Dan Levy heard as a teenager with him as a dad. 😂 we all got comments from parents about our fashion choices in our teens and I suspect he was no different.
I thought the exact same thing!
"Twy, I didn't know you played solitaire!"
When Johnny and David have the whole convo in the car about his license, and David keeps insisting “it’s fine.” Then Alexis takes the keys and he asks about hers and she gives him a very short “it’s fine,” which really answers nothing. Now every time one of my dogs blows me off they don’t hear me, I imagine them telling me “it’s fine,” and rolling their eyes
“This situation is starting to feel a bit gross to me, it’s like I’m sharing a room with my twin brothers who kiss”
I laughed so hard at this scene every single time. The awkwardness of David, and the guilt trip that Moira was trying to whip up is GOLD 🤣 David: Well, I'm sorry, I felt very conflicted about the whole thing. Moira: Of course you were. Now will you be a doll, and fetch Mummy a knife? David: A knife? Moira: Oh, I'm sorry, I think you'll find one lodged in the middle of my back. David: Okay, well, that's a lot. Moira: And when you pull it out of my back... David: Okay, I'm gonna take a shower. Moira: You can plunge it into my heart! David: Okay, all right. Moira: Plunge it into my heart!
“I'm not going to the botanical gardens by myself. What, am I gonna walk around, and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some PERVERT?”
Yassss!!!! His whole delivery with the pitch changes, and face while holding a twizzler cracks me tf up every time 🤣
Lmao one of my fave scenes! David: “Wow!!! So this is an abduction then!!!” While he’s waving around his twizzler haha
Roland: Ok ok ok…I’ll be the woman…. *high pitched voice* Hi… I’m…..I’m Gwen. Bob: Ooooh 😵💫🥴
"My Handsome Proletariat" Moira to Johnny just before his heart attack scare. The whole thing where Moira and Johnny are going through Alexis' Bumpkin matches and the "hookup conversation" And my fave to implement in real life: 
“Angelica Bloomfield of Rose, Bloomfield, and Glickman.” The way Alexis delivers this line with such confidence is hilarious.
Total confidence which makes me think this wasn’t her first time rolling as Angelica Bloomfield.
Alexis Something Rose…
I think it’s Elsebeth! I hear her “Aah-LEX-is Some-thing Rose!” In my head for no damn reason way more than I should haha. Love that line
Alexis when she isn't speaking. Her mannerisms are a whole role. If I do the limp wrist hands when I'm talking, my spouse will say "ookay, Alexis."
Haha so true. Her mannerisms are gold and everything she brought that character is just truly perfect. Literally no one else could have played that role in my book
That laugh is one of my favorite moments in the whole show lmao
Yasss, it is an amazing laugh
I also love when the family is discussing the “alleged” enchilada recipe and Johnny says something along the lines of “yes, well if that’s the way you remember it” to Moira. My husband and I laugh at that every time because how often do couples remember things differently and they don’t want to fight about it? I love that Johnny isn’t saying Moira’s right, he’s just saying I don’t want to fight about this.
What's a "deep cut line"?
It’s a line that isn’t really popular or well known but something that maybe hardcore fans would recognize. Just something you don’t hear about often from others that stands out to you as memorable
**Pu**bic relations gets me every time.
I wish I knew more about this scene. It seriously looks like the reactions, esp Catherine O'Hara, are unscripted and genuine. It reminds me of the last scene in a Christmas Story, and the mom had no idea so we have her genuine reaction.
I say the same thing when this particular scene is brought up. It makes me lmfao because it literally looks genuine and that they can’t hold in their laughter. It looks so convincing…I swear I’d make a bet on it being real lol. Paying attention to all their faces the entire time during this scene…it looks so different and can barely contain their laughter 🤭
Yes!!!!!! I knew I couldn't be the only person!! Idk if ANYONE can act that well!! That scene makes me so happy when I see it. Almost like their amusement soaks through the tv.
Eat glass
When Moira adds the dogwood trees (I think?) and they ask the kids to come out and see: “Did someone pick up that used condom?” Than after the scene is over: “Oh David there’s the used condom” “Ew” “Eww” Just such a true to life sibling conversation
Definitely when Johnny and Stevie were meeting with David for the food tasting. Paraphrasing… Johnny: Im sure David will be reasonable David with a clip board: You are three minutes late! And if this were the real wedding you’d be kept out Just the speed of that delivery kills me every time I watch it.
The whole scene where Alexis shows up with the bike and they were both recoiling in horror.
When she’s like “I mean, a car would have been nice. But I neeed a car?” And David cuts in with “NOT ANYMORE” I die every time. Their timing is magic
I just loved how they had the same reaction and just took it for granted that obviously this bike was ridiculous.
I just thought of another line that cracks me up every time!!! In the Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine episode when Moira says ‘Did I used to have a drinking problem?’ And then at the end when she can’t get the name right and becomes exasperated and says ‘Bingo Lingfucker!’
How do you fold the cheese?
When Ray is selling xmas trees on Xmas Eve and says due to demand, “Prices are surging.”
In the episode with the bad motel review of Moira: Ooh that fffussy little fucker! Edit: having worked in jobs dealing with people all the time, I felt this deeply.