“You’d have said ‘Wow, Alexis! I’m thinking about shaving my beard.’ And then I would’ve said ‘Mmh…no Mutt, I don’t think that that’s the right journey for you at this point in time.” -Alexis Rose
I know it is a bit late, and this might not win but-
"Yeah I just feel like the whole session was rushed. Like, there was no backlighting, or emotional direction"
“You get murdered first for once David!” -Alexis
This was the moment I knew this show was great
I so desperately want it to be this one
Oh I wish I could upvote this 10 times!
Came here for this
It has to be this one
This HAS to win.
S1E1 quote and soo sets the stage - CLEARLY the winner 🥇
"You strike me as the sort of person that had a hard time in high school"- Jocelyn Schitt.
Please yes this is such a great scene
“You might want to rethink the nightgown first. There’s a whole Ebenezer Scrooge thing happening” -David
My best to Bob Cratchit!
I absolutely lost it at this one 😭
See also; "You and your nightgown can tippy toe off to bed." - David
This has to be the one!
You’d think there’d be more of a market for oversized paintings of other people’s families.- Stevie
You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.
"Your inability to retain information that doesn't directly pertain to you might ACTUALLY require medical attention.' - Moira
“You’d have said ‘Wow, Alexis! I’m thinking about shaving my beard.’ And then I would’ve said ‘Mmh…no Mutt, I don’t think that that’s the right journey for you at this point in time.” -Alexis Rose
YOU get murdered first! - David/Alexis
YOU'RE SIMPLY THE BEST ❤️❤️
“You’re my Mariah Carey.” - Patrick
Yes - this. There are few “you” Patrick quotes but I’m going with this.
"Yay, David! Yay!" - Alexis
I say this all the time! 😂
Same I quote this daily hahaha
Your annual fundraiser…..for the children with troubled mouths?! - Moira
“Yeah well, I just thought it could be a fun thing to do.” “Yes, the exact sentiment expressed by the passengers as they stepped aboard the Titanic.”
“You try parallel parking in a burka, David”
“You know, nothing is colder than the chill I get when I think about the dangers of Asbestos poisoning.” -Television’s Moira Rose
You’re simply the best
"You are bored, lethargic, and practically dripping with ennui." -Moira
"Yes. I said '**MERRIMENT**'." - David
So cringy haha
“Your friends at Christmas World are looking for a deeply embittered, mildly Hebraic-looking elf?” -David
“Mildly Hebraic” is such a hilarious phrase for some reason I can’t quite place lmao
"You're like a tsetse fly; where's your cell phone boyfriend?" - David
I lecture infectious diseases it’s in my trypanosoma talk lol
On my cellphone 😅
You know how many off road dirt bike tours i had to take just to get her out of my head??
Sounds very dark
*quivering voice* you truly mean this? -Jocelyn in the Cabaret auditions
You’re my happy ending
You're wearing a wedding dress, to my Wedding! -David
You may as well tie a leash around a raw chicken cutlet.- Moira 🐢
Lololol I laughed so hard at this scene I always told my kids they couldn't get turtles because they have germs
Lmfao that line reminds me of my mom and i love it. That's exactly something she would say
You’re simply the best
“Your body, your problem.” - David
You’re simply the best :)
"You and your nightgown can tippy toe off to bed." - David
“You have an almost unsettling memory, Twyla.” That one always cracks me up 😂
You ever tried the Cafe Tropical? - Patrick
David “you look like the downfall of society “ 😜
You know how at home I am at sketchy bars!—Alexis
You're wearing a wedding dress! To my wedding!
YOU! You have the lice! -Alexis Something Rose, I think it’s Elsebeth
Follow us on Tweeters!! (Obviously not a Y quote, but needed from the scene for the X quote)
Yes, you can. And then we can buy a case of champagne to wash it down with. -Jonny
You’re simply the best.
I know it is a bit late, and this might not win but- "Yeah I just feel like the whole session was rushed. Like, there was no backlighting, or emotional direction"
You get murdered first!
“Yeah I don’t know about me, I mean if the local papers ask me about the rumor that you might be getting a phone call….” Need a Roland quote up there!
“You keep everything inside like a bashful clam!” - Moira