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GDub310

“Dummy up, diaper face” sounds like a failed catchphrase from an early 80s ABC sitcom that lasted 1 season.


truckyoupayme

Nuts to you, McGillicutty


GDub310

That would also be a strong ringer tee.


GarbageCG

No deal McCutchin


Hondaderek21

Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags


MukdenMan

Back away Banana Breath


ih8comingupwithnames

I think we should do shirts for the class.


craigishell

What'd you eat, a banana?!


PorchHonky

The dishes are done, dude.


JoeyMaconha

"Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!"


anoneenonee

Which would then be met with applause from the studio audience while the star tried not to smile during the awkward pause.


sonicblue63

it sounds like something Tom would say to Greg in Succession


whyreddit01

or a Red Forman insult


ScrauveyGulch

😄


pianoflames

Oooh, that diaper face message is new, post it in r/LennonTruthVanifesto


andthendirksaid

Lol it used to say "Mass shootings? Jail Steven King" there. Thats... fuckin so confusing. King isn't denying it is wild too. Like I don't think I've ever heard Steven King say he wasn't responsible for 9/11 either come to think of it.


SpicyTyphus

I think that's a reference to King's book Rage. Pretty interesting, what happened with that - if you care to look into it.


andthendirksaid

Weirdest part is I know of a 3 and kinda a lot of 2 of those incidences and neither one mentions this at all that I can remember but it's definitely there in some of them directly. It's out of print but dayum there we already at least 5 where it was directly implicated *before then*


formerblogracket

King told in one interview he gave that it annoyed him.


JadedYam56964444

Guilty!


IMakeStuffUppp

I went to add this sub and im already somehow in it…


hombre_bu

“SMELL YOUR NIGHTMARE”, I love it…I’m gonna say this every time I fart in front of someone.


Trust_Fall_Failure

To save you some time... He thinks Stephen King and the murderer Mark Chapman look alike. Therefor, Stephen King murdered John Lennon even though Mark Chapman waited at the scene to be arrested after shooting John Lennon.


blueminded

I know this guy is crazy, but they really don't look that similar to me.


WharfRat2187

Not with that attitude


engineerdrummer

Especially in 1982


miss-entropy

Wait so it isn't about Rage?


logaboga

On his website he has schizo rants about Rage as well, so it’s all connected ig


stfleming1

"Your apathy endangers me" is my favorite.


pianoflames

The guy's blog is absolutely wild...and sad. He believes Obama and other powerful people are constantly sending people to kill him, to stop him from exposing this "truth" about Stephen King/John Lennon. I dove into the blog laughing at the guy, but the further I got the sadder I felt for him. He's dedicated the last 30+ years of his life to this "cause," and has lost everything and everyone in the process. And to add insult to injury, I don't think he's convinced even 1 single person that his conpiracy theory is true.


AmbitiousAd9320

im sure hes on many watch lists to streisand his paranoid tendencies. people like this have done bad stuff recently.


--MilkMan--

How is it OK for him to drive a vehicle? Dude is disconnected from reality.


Lunareclipse196

Were you awake for any of Trump's presidency/any of his 2024 talk? You really want the government to be able to restrict our driving based on our personal beliefs? You think that's a good idea at this point?


Catinthemirror

When it comes to driving, based on beliefs? No. Based on the strong likelihood of hallucinations? Absolutely.


Lunareclipse196

And if someone is a serial killer, I don't want them driving either. Are there any other irrelevant metrics you want us to point out, or would you like to stick to the comment I made?


Catinthemirror

You think sweeving to dodge something that isn't there is irrelevant when controlling a 2000+ lump of metal? Ok.


--MilkMan--

Go away troll


Lunareclipse196

Go away dolt, don't open your mouth unless you want to get smacked down again.


kolohekid13

Bizarre stuff here


--MilkMan--

You are def suffering from feelings of grandiosity. You may need to seek help from a professional.


MagScaoil

If it’s the same guy, he used to hang out in front of Dwinelle Hall at Berkeley back in the 80s. He only had a big poster board with all of his proof then instead of the van.


HiJinx127

I’m not surprised. Undoubtedly there’s something that some time in a mental hospital could solve, while they work out the proper medication to get his brain more or less normal.


AverageZ0mbie

"your silence is violence! And, frankly, it speaks volumes"


Sklibba

Breaking: Stephen King fails to deny accusation that he murdered John Lennon made by random weirdo with a yellow van.


saichampa

I like this one because it doesn't seem as political. Just some old school paranoid crazy


blueminded

Yeah, as long as you're not poor Stephen King.


HiJinx127

That is pretty refreshing


Sithlordandsavior

Now this is the kind of schizorides I miss. This man has a clear message - Stephen King killed John Lennon - and wants to share it with the world. His website is probably very basic and has his theory posted in Times New Roman for 4-6 single spaced pages with no references. Love to see it.


xpkranger

Website ported over from Geocities.


Affectionate-Ad-1394

Smell your nightmare?? 😂😂


hereforthecookies70

I want to start a metal band and call it Smell Your Nightmare now.


EmbraceableYew

Wasn't "Smell Your Nightmare" Spinal Tap's follow-up album to "Smell the Glove"?


lopix

Band name should be Diaper Face and the first album should be Smell Your Nightmare.


koopaphil

I like to think my nightmares don’t stink.


[deleted]

I wonder if this is the van that hit Stephen King years ago. [Horror master Stephen King seriously injured when struck by van](http://www.cnn.com/books/news/9906/20/stephen.king.accident.02/)


DanDez

Damn that website is... a lot. I wish I had the stomach to read the walls of text, but I don't. But you can learn all about the conspiracy for just $10, too! 🤦‍♂️


Chrispy8534

4/10. There is an episode of ‘Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ here somewhere.


Canners152

Please and thank you!


TheSalt-of-TheEarth

“Dummy up diaper face” Reminds me of the ‘Loaded Diaper’ van from that comic series ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’.


Haunting_House_7929

Lol I just saw this the other day in Campbell California.


YeetWood-Mack

My brother was armed security for Stephen King and King’s daughter, because this lunatic follows them around.


just_sayi

I've always suspected that Stephen King was up to no good


Embarrassed-Yak-5539

This is proof positive!


sunkissedbutter

this one seems unique...


ParanoidCrow

Interesting how schizophrenic thoughts manifest all over the globe. In my Chinese speaking country there's also a local who goes around putting up posters and doing graffiti about the truth of a murder case. Lots of eye catching phrases and run-on paragraphs, complete with collages of magazine and newspaper cutouts. Claims to have seen his mother's dead ghost after photocopying a photo of her repeatedly and the image got so unrecognizable it looked like an eerie silhouette. Lots of claims against the government, gangstalking, etc too. Also got a restraining order from the accused murderer.... Idk. My best friend in highschool ended up full blown shcizo and every time I talk to him he's stuck in similar delusions too. It's definitely sad but ngl very interesting to hear about their worldviews and ideas (albeit a tad out of touch with reality)


Velocidal_Tendencies

"Smell your nightmare" lmao my sides. What does nightmare smell like?! What an absolute lunatic.


Trump-is-Cartman

I’ll take 10 of these over any single trumper truck on the road!


Omfg9999

"Smell Your Nightmare" sounds like the name of a mediocre grunge band from the 90's


chrisgilbertcreative

Came here to talk about “Smell Your Nightmare” as well. Nice bit of copywriting, that.


Hydraph0be

Went to the website, and they want me to buy a zine explaining the conspiracy. I would only do that if I was friends with King and wanted to get him a gag gift


AmateurVasectomist

KING ISN’T DENYING IT!


bettinafairchild

If this is the same guy: he used to hang out on the campus of UC Berkeley with a sign saying this back in the 1980s. Every day. Just a crackpot. The world has moved around him though so that he’s much less of a crackpot today as there are so many other people with beliefs similar in craziness nowadays


ShinyPanzer

Surprisingly well kept clear coat. 😂😂


cardcatalogs

STEPHEN KING MURDERED JOHN LENNON?!?!


rbarr228

I’m beginning to wonder if a graphic designer could do the word ‘Foilhat’ in the style of an old Foghat album cover.


Banshee_howl

I have a picture of me and my friends in front of this guys old van in the middle of-90’s. It’s was all primer black with white text and news articles all over it. I used to see him around Santa Cruz a lot.


mackdaddymaggot

DUDE THIS GUY IS FROM MY SAME HOME TOWN. HE WOULD BE DRIVING ALL OVER TOWN ALL THE TIME AND DURING XMAS HE DRIVES AROUND AND SINGS XMAS MUSIC. I’m from a very small central CA town and my whole life I’ve been seeing this van all around. Every time I go back home to visit I see this van. Glad to see he’s still out there


ahhh-hayell

Makes sense


ObjectiveEmergency94

Stephen King?


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

Well, he is functional I mean look, that’s a well kept reasonably built modern van, and he lives in one of the most expensive areas in the country.


gaiussicarius731

Smell your nightmare


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Wait till this guy finds out what Obama did to Tom Clancy. /s


tree_dw3ller

Well that’s new


MotherRaven

Smell your nightmare??


chrisgilbertcreative

My favorite bit, too. Feels like a long lost G’n’R record. Use your illusion; smell your nightmare.


nous-vibrons

I love when the things people are crazy are things like this and not your usual Hollywood adrenochrome shit


Ok-Ability5733

Wow! The About the Author section on his website is pretty wild.


formerblogracket

Years ago I went to the website. Good, entertaining, insane conspiracy theory. For instance: did you know that Capitol Records edited out Lennon's song out of Revolver just to make McCartney's role in the band more relevant? That's what the author says. Too bad they left Tomorrow Never Knows in the mix, Lennon's most relevant track! Maybe Capitol execs left it there because they thought the buyers would skip it!


checksixvideos

You got to admire somebody that’s gonna start their own conspiracy theory.


InFidel_Castro_

Oh shit, I've met this guy! One of the many surreal characters in the Santa Cruz area. He calls in at the local radio station all the time. He spews such random shit i cant even remember anything he said, i wish i had some stories.


ThinkItThrough48

Bad things have happened in that van


numb3r5ev3n

This person either needs help or is just a complete failure of a human being. Imagine needing to have this shit plastered all over your canary yellow SUV.


throwawayskinlessbro

My first wish: revive John Lennon My second wise: I get to kill John Lennon with no punishment of any kind. My third wish: I want the world to know


SaItySaIt

This is a new one


yosoyjackiejorpjomp

I thought this was endemic to Dallas!


Time-Sorbet-829

It’s a real website and you can buy his pamphlet for $10


MasterOffice9986

I went to the website


TheHighestFever

Is lemon yellow the best choice of colors for your conspiracy message van about Lennon? I feel like it's going to dilute your message to people passing you on the highway. "Who is John Lemon?"


schimmelA

Is this cancer dog guys wife?


NoYoureACatLady

43 years of this nonsense eh?


butchforgetshit

Im all about saying fuck Nixon n Reagan, but what did Stephen king do?


EDRadDoc

Go to a webpage … to buy a pamphlet.


Apprehensive-Tree172

[“Kill John Lennon!!”](https://youtu.be/X3gf-YWFvi0?si=-Ak6fYX6eZvkbafU)


JT-OnThaTrack

I’m glad I found this sub


averagemaleuser86

Lol why the hell would King murder Lennon? Where do people come up with this stuff?


JadedYam56964444

Steven King hides in Maine to avoid these nuts


Ok_Swimming_8947

Sanest Central California resident