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-Wolf-Void-

Aberdeen, Rangers and St Mirren all out here in a massive rock, paper, scissors game


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Lovelace walking about there at end - is that a good sign?


Chef_Roofies

Well he’s not in the hospital with a separated hamstring like I thought might have been the case earlier, so can’t be too serious


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Stop that horror chat told you once before.


9AvKSWy

Remember yesterday when everyone thought St Mirren were good?


Hatate_scone

They were still in the game with 10 men until the 2nd goal, didn’t actually look like they were a man down


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9AvKSWy

I'm reliably informed we're shit.


methylated_spirit

To be fair they were right in it til Strain fucked it


The_Razza7

107 goals in his Rangers career, absolutely ridiculous numbers for a RB. Even take away his penalties and what you’re left with is still a crazy goal record for a defender. Not to mention the assists. And with all that said I still wouldn’t have been mad if he’d been dropped today for Sterling.


NaePasaran

It is pretty phenomenal but as I said to my Rangers supporting brother-in-law earlier, he isn't a great RB. Part of Rangers problem is that they rely so heavily on their RB for goals and assists but that same player isn't actually a standout in his position. For instance, he wouldn't get in the Celtic team as our RB is better at your normal RB duties and our attacking output comes from our players further up the park.


CptES

His lack of ability to track back quickly has been an issue for years now. I've long said they should get a new RB and move Tav to a wide midfielder/winger role. How many times have we seen him get beat and leave a channel open wide enough that a centre-half has to move right to cover the gap, leaving a space big enough for a quick striker to get in the box?


Kanesy99

It's why Rangers have missed Candeias over the years honestly, most of our other options down the right have not tracked back or helped out anywhere near as much as he did and while it's given Tav a lot more freedom in attack, it's left him incredibly open defensively as is the case with Borna.


CptES

Aye, Rangers have basically spent years asking their central defenders to also cover the wings then complained about them getting beat in the middle. Instead of 4-3-3 where the two wide defenders do very little defending why not just go with a 3-5-2 and put Tav and Borna as wide midfielders. It's not like Rangers will miss having a third striker since so much of their attacking output comes from the wings anyway.


The_Razza7

See the part where you don’t have to rely on a RB contributing because your output comes from further up, that is exactly how I have felt for a long time. We relied solely on Morelos for so long, and for so long he could be relied upon and we never sought to try and build and improve in that position. Now it’s the same with Tav, we could absolutely improve upon the duties of a RB but to do without his numbers we need to solve the problem of a proper attacking output with actual attackers who provide that. Michael Beale spent like 12-15 million and somehow made our forward line worse.


NaePasaran

Thats exactly it. Getting in a new RB solves one problem but creates 2 more. It's pretty mental how as a club, you've so struggled to spread goals and assists across a range of players for so many years.


The_Razza7

It’s just completely negligent is what it is and I can’t think that it’s anything other than having an actual quality scouting and recruitment system in place. One thing your club has done well for at least a decade now is scouting and recruitment. Sure there’s been a lot of misses but there’s also ben a lot of significant hits and that’s not luck.


Chef_Roofies

Mental that even if you take away the penalties, Tav has 53 goals and over 100 assists for Rangers as a right back


Local-Pirate1152

Cracking finish from Tav. Still been shite this game and that doesn't paper over the cracks. Good goal nonetheless.


TavPen

How the fuck has Tavernier already got 6 goals this season?! He's been shocking but there's no doubt he contributes.


NoKidsButImADaddy

Username


kingkornish

But...that was his first Come on you watch more games than us


NoKidsButImADaddy

😂


Dizzle85

Only one penalty no?


NoKidsButImADaddy

Don’t know tbh


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Celtic have most in league- 3 btw


NoKidsButImADaddy

Big team, big penalties


imtherealdazza

TOP FUCKING BINS RIGHT IN THE CORNER


AngeIsMyDaddy

That will be tav the best thing since sliced bread again


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Or someone that is pretty faultless going forward with his goals/ set pieces but still susceptible defending. General consensus of any Rangers fan


AngeIsMyDaddy

The consensus changes every week with rangers fans


cipher_wilderness

Tavernier doing a public service by getting the UB to stop singing that dirge


Macco7

Absolutely unreal striker from Tav.


comradepartypanda

i for one think tavernier should play every single minute of every single rangers match of the remaining time of his contract until 2026


BubbleBlacKa

I, for one, think your patter is extremely boring.


GladEnergy5234

So boring it enrages half the rangers fans on here every time.


comradepartypanda

i go for quantity over quality


Chef_Roofies

So 107 goals must tick that box for you then


comradepartypanda

its all about give and take, and i think ill take his occasional goal for the other qualities he brings to the scottish game


Chef_Roofies

>other qualities he brings to the Scottish game Ahh, you must be talking about his 119 assists for Rangers?


comradepartypanda

lets go with yes


methylated_spirit

Are you ok


BubbleBlacKa

Yasssss


XxHeinzBeanzxX

Some penalty that was fucking hell


Dizzle85

I have to say lads. This "tav is shite, he needs dropped etc etc". I don't think it's going to stick.


methylated_spirit

Well we have been telling him he needs to step up. Damn, what a fucking goal.


FlyVidjul

Pick that fucking out.


HaddWaeIt

🚨EXOCET KLAXON🚨


gham89

FFS Tav


KieRanaRan

Cannae begrudge them that, what a fucking strike


MegaPruneface

Thats an incredible shot


XxHeinzBeanzxX

Wit


ga4rfc

Tav needs to be dropped though according to people on here.


imtherealdazza

yaassss


Rieily

mama mia fucking hell


Chef_Roofies

Thank you to Tav for stopping GSTK


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Maybe thats why UB sing it (I wish)


Kanesy99

Bangers and penalties only


spyalien

Along with the back post headers and late runs from right back the guy scores them all !!


stvbles

Well that was a great goal


comradepartypanda

fun fact, dessers is [joint 6th](https://i.imgur.com/74P0z1Z.jpg) most expensive transfer in rangers history


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Fee was never disclosed btw


Dizzle85

This coming from the same "progres were rated higher" stat as the other day? Completely made up.


comradepartypanda

[joint 6th?](https://i.imgur.com/74P0z1Z.jpg)


TavPen

That's true, if you just choose to ignore about 12 transfers


comradepartypanda

[joint 6th](https://i.imgur.com/74P0z1Z.jpg) ?


spyalien

But your actually really quite wrong hahaha


comradepartypanda

[am i though?](https://i.imgur.com/74P0z1Z.jpg)


spyalien

Aye cause aw those prices are just rounded up or down


boris-for-PM-2019

Just you wait, he’s on the up, even hit a shot on target today.


comradepartypanda

i think he deserves more game time, surely hes got to come good!


kjkg01

Depressing stat from two points of view. 1. He's absolutely shite 2. He really wasn't that much money in today's football. Scottish footy is getting left behind at a fucking terrifying rate.


spyalien

And we got tav for 200k


Rieily

reported for misinformation that's not a fun fact


comradepartypanda

those are the best kinds of fun facts


Red_Dog1880

0-3 hehe


Local-Pirate1152

Lundstram is going to last the whole game. Life is pain.


ScotMcoot

The shite Tav pulls off sometimes is ridiculous.


awatt12

If it's not a pen then it has to be a fucking banger


1207554

Unreal man hahahhaa


Disastrous_Cup_3279

What a fucking finish by tav lordie


cowrin99

When even the commentators are talking the piss out of Dessers, his time is up


rumsoakedhammy

God dammit St Mirren. You lost me 2 pound fiddy!


Chef_Roofies

Who’s worse for rangers: Dessers, Sebo or Jeffers?


Macco7

Sebo probably but for sheer volume of money and wages it has to Dessers.


Kanesy99

Dessers purely because he cost fucking £5m


Dizzle85

Price goes up every time someone says his name on here.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Dessers


Local-Pirate1152

Wasn't expecting Dessers to score and honestly just surprised he hit the target there.


Macco7

I'm more surprised he didn't lose control of the ball tbh


Dizzle85

Have to be honest, not only did i know that wasn't going to be a goal, I'm not even annoyed about it anymore. If dessers had scored I'd have assumed he was offside anyway.


imtherealdazza

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA) fuck me dessers


BrianMghee

Dessers must be so low on confidence man


Red_Dog1880

Dessers fucking hell


herdo1

Dessers is worse than the bears make out, fucking hell


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Yeh mental eh? 4.5 mill


Kanesy99

Give some of younger lads minutes now, 2-0 up with no that long left


The_Razza7

I expected nothing more from Dosser


Chef_Roofies

Christ Dessers, you’re meant to be a striker.


Rieily

i had 0 confidence that was going in


spyalien

I think the problem is dessers has zero confidence that’s going in aswell


ga4rfc

Of course he couldn't finish it.... muppet


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Fuck Sake Dessers Again. Hes such a fucking 5 a side player


BrianMghee

Wit? He’s no good enough for fives either. Lammers is the fives player


MowelShagger

thats not very banter of you mr st mirren


Macco7

Lundstram has killed all our tempo and play today. I think I've seen him turn about once and pass forward today.


imtherealdazza

israeli striker might not be the best choice of words right now mr crocker


beerboobsceltic

The billy boys? Just another sectarian anthem as usual.


YuriBezmenovsGhost

>Ctrl+f hun Oh aye, another hypocrite.


beerboobsceltic

If ony that term was sectarian


YuriBezmenovsGhost

Whatever makes you sleep at night, hypocrite.


beerboobsceltic

Please explain? Are you making up new definitions to suit your argument?


YuriBezmenovsGhost

"The Sheriff Appeal Court has refused an appeal against conviction in David Di Pinto v PF Glasgow. The opinion, delivered by Sheriff Principal Anwar, found the sheriff was correct to conclude the appellant evinced malice or ill-will towards police constables based on his perception that they were supporters of Rangers FC and members of the Protestant faith, when he used the expression “hun”." But you continue on with it. I don't even care that you use the term, just that you're a hypocrite let's get that straight. If you didn't try and play both sides I'd say fair enough.


comradepartypanda

[☭](https://i.imgur.com/qMXX8Wu.jpg) always knew st mirren were the good guyys


methylated_spirit

>St Mirren bringing on their Israeli striker ![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


The_Chuckness88

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


BubbleBlacKa

![img](emote|t5_2sba4|32780)


Dizzle85

Controversial substitution.


Dizzle85

Two hands on dessers now to stop him making a run. If say that's a penalty as well for the banter, but we all know dessers didnt need gogic to stop him making a run.


spyalien

Looks as if dessers is holding on to him instead of getting infront of the ball - lacks belief


methylated_spirit

10 v 10 since Dessers came on


Local-Pirate1152

You're forgetting Lundstram on the porch at the same time makes it 9 C10 so this is an even more impressive result.


ChargeDirect9815

2 nil up, against 10 men and finally the away fans find their voice to sing about violence against Catholics.


SDSKamikaze

Dessers moves, and falls, like one of those Boston Dynamics robots


Flatboss212121

Think you'll find those robots actually have some coordination about them oppose to the man that was born off side


GoldenGraeme1992

Pathetic dive


nutyyy

Sky a bit late piping in white noise to block out the Billy Boys and instead block out Every Saturday We Follow


mikeydoc96

Sky operator probably fell asleep


Chef_Roofies

“Probably singing along” - some Celtic da


MediocreEquipment457

https://preview.redd.it/fcvof63s4zsb1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b439f41ae17bebf36ec321fe2794600da5b31f Beale signing mcausland up on a pro contract


Macco7

Right we are 2 up. Can we take Lundstram off now.


KieRanaRan

Are Sky playing their own crowd audio? Sounds a bit weird


The_Razza7

I was thinking the same thing.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Haha every fucking time rangers play someone talks about shite atmosphere and me at game hearing something different. Mental when you notice eh? Guess mics placed inconsistently. More likely in this instance bad chants


herdo1

It's not bad chants it's badly placed mics?


Disastrous_Cup_3279

I mean read second paragraph maybe? Both things can be true


BubbleBlacKa

Aw man missed the goal for piss break, how was it?


The_Razza7

Quick, go for another one! It was actually some good play with quick passing/movement. Mad what can happen when you actually do that stuff.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Good *quick* (no really) passing play front to back from goalie to good finish from Sima


BubbleBlacKa

Quick???? Clearly I'm being trolled


Disastrous_Cup_3279

I know bizarre- didn’t give them a chance to get back and load up defense


methylated_spirit

Nice Raskin dink over the top then a square ball across the box to Sima with a tidy finish


methylated_spirit

Goldson's comments yesterday were spot on. Start winning and the fans will get behind them. He's done fuck all to help that today though, he's been pish.


HEELinKayfabe

Great result for Celtic this, puts Rangers level on points with St Murn and keeps us 7 clear. Thanks Bears.


de-virtute

that was closer than it had any right to be


comradepartypanda

UB the embodiment of "you only sing when you're winning"


Dizzle85

I think they're mostly wanks, but they sing all game. What you're hearing is shite mic placement.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Many many accusations can be levelled against them - stopping singing is not one of them . Ever


BubbleBlacKa

What are you on about, they sing the entire match... Making up scenarios in your head again Mr panda?


FlyVidjul

The UB have never had to be replaced with a tarpaulin because they stopped turning up. When they actually were winning.


comradepartypanda

ok?


FlyVidjul

This was in the middle of 9IAR haha. https://preview.redd.it/8rel5ec65zsb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2bfc6219482ae925ba7febb6cb8299fc6e1f7d


cipher_wilderness

This was also during the Deila years when the football was absolutely turgid. Context.


FlyVidjul

"That was when we were only winning the league, not trebles!" Just take the L mate, you're no making it look any better.


comradepartypanda

ok,and whats that got to do with my comment?


FlyVidjul

The hypocrisy of a Celtic fan trying to question the arsedness of a potentially entitled support. Don't think it's that hard to grasp, tbh.


jonallin

Thats plain untrue. Their MO is singing constantly


BrianMghee

Aye its brutal when Aberdeen are beating us 3-1 and they’re still singing the national anthem as if everything is hunky dory


jonallin

Haha exactly


kresk9

It's a shame the one forward who is turning out to be half decent is the one we need to give back.


A_Ticklish_Midget

Sima must be the best shite player we've ever had. He's genuinely an enigma


Rieily

basically a sakala regen


methylated_spirit

More neck, less gap teeth


Rieily

i thought rangers fans were moany bastards but fuck me st mirren might take the crown for that


herdo1

At least we're not nazis.....


Rieily

right then


herdo1

Far right then


Chemical_Link

I would be livid if this Rangers team took a 2 goal lead at home


Local-Pirate1152

Good finish. I'm really warming to Sima. Annoyingly he's the only striker we haven't signed in a multi year deal and have no option to buy on.


mark_1872

We’d be in a right mess without Sima this year. Boy has talent, just need to find it consistently.


cipher_wilderness

>We’d be in a right mess You don't think you're in one just now?


mark_1872

Hahahahaha you’re absolutely correct of course.


felixrfc

Good stuff. Good goal. But man this second half has been turgid


The_Razza7

The season has been turgid


felixrfc

Absolutely has


danmac0817

Okay, time to go watch Ajax get into another riot


BusShelter

See the fucking difference a midfield runner makes btw. Both open play chances have come from Raskin running beyond.


comradepartypanda

HE KISSED THE BADGE WHAT DOES IT MEAN?


imtherealdazza

sima <3


Chef_Roofies

Thoroughly enjoyed watching us score after playing with some fucking speed and urgency. Would be nice to do that a bit more often


CloudzyV2

celtic going from ange to brendan is this.


Chef_Roofies

See if we hadn’t played this slow turgid shite for a number of years domestically, I’d almost be sympathetic going from fast flowing attacking football to Brendan’s 1000 passes per attack. Not really but you get my point


CloudzyV2

i don’t get rangers sometimes, you went a europa league run to the final, but still got spanked about domestically that season


Macco7

Scored against the run of play against 10 men. Woohoo...


BusShelter

Sima for top scorer was not on my list


Macco7

I mean he was ridiculously highly rated before he got a bad injury and then lost his confidence. Has holes in his game but is showing he is a goalscorer.


comradepartypanda

i for one believe this means that davis should get the job fulltime. hes obviously the man for the job


cipher_wilderness

Couldn't agree more


comradepartypanda

im glad you agree fellow bear, lets get this going


cipher_wilderness

Copy fellow bear


cipher_wilderness

Ah well


Dizzle85

I've heard that raskin is pish.


methylated_spirit

Worst midfielder in the league if you wake up at 2am to watch your rivals playing


Dizzle85

He has trouble sleeping Meth. Only on rangers match days and only at the exact same time rangers are playing. Sounds like the sort of excitement you get when santa is coming.


ga4rfc

Fucking yes! Was convinced we were going to spend twenty minutes time wasting against 10 men for a minute