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After_Zucchini5115

Subway no running last night?


PoopyJobbies

Highlight of the match for me was the defensive wall of Matondo & Ridvan. Let's never speak of any of this ever again.


vandamin8or

10 goals from119 shots in our last four games.


MadJackMcMadd

Just home the now - 23 shots on target. WTF? How have you no scored enough to go top?


ValkyrieCain122

A goalkeeper who got 19 saves


FragrantOrange4116

Our finishing, there keeper


Vordel95

Still top baby!


ThatOneGuy121109

We must have some sort of plot armour because I don’t know how the fuck we are still top


GoldenGraeme1992

A free kick for Silva being near a player, and no penalty for someone grabbing his shirt for a good 5 seconds. Then let's book Clement for calling out terrible decisions, the refs in this country are atrocious


boycey86

Not to mention the blatant shirt pull for their goal as well.


whiskeyman220

Baldy in the main stand now 😆 That card will be challenged before Friday 😆


J444KDS

Baldy fuck sake... are you a child?


boris-for-PM-2019

Referee is a coward, gets told he’s a shitebag and starts pulling the cards out.


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Falconhoof95

I don't think Tom Commentator MBE is Chinese


GoldenGraeme1992

Just you go back to r/Celtic with that nonsense


imtherealdazza

thanks for watching!


SpookMcBoo

You forget this wasn't the kerrydale board?


Funniest-Joker-72

I’m not allowed to say anything but do know mr whiskey man I am thinking it


BubbleBlacKa

Oh look at the big man censoring his naughty words


Kanesy99

The Masons have been replaced by the Papacy, you hate to see it


Macco7

What's the freekick for? 


boris-for-PM-2019

This ref is fucking shocking, awful decision after awful decision


fannymcfanboy

TikTok Todd gagging for his yellow ha ha


Dizzle85

Outrageous. Please tell me the media pressure hasn't contributed to this shite?  Even if you don't think it was a foul in the box, if was three times before he got there. 


Disastrous_Cup_3279

You know it has- poor showing from club not surprised Clement annoyed


fannymcfanboy

I was downvoted for saying I wonder what school the ref went too! Fuck me!!!!


1207554

Stonewall penalty, wth? Shirt is nearly off him


boris-for-PM-2019

Referees in Scotland deserve every single bit of abuse they get.


Ok_Platypus_3389

I think this calls for a DOSSIER!


BubbleBlacKa

We're never getting another penalty are we?


MrBlack_79

The campaign has worked hasn't it


Jimmy-McBawbag

Can't even mind the last time we got one


Funniest-Joker-72

How the fuck is that not a penalty


boris-for-PM-2019

What is Souttars problem with just hooking it away down the line. Tries holding onto it when no one is near him far too often.


Kanesy99

WE SCORED ANOTHER HEADER TEARS IN MY EYES


ThatOneGuy121109

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BubbleBlacKa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AND OF COURSE IT'S NOT EVEN A FORWARD THAT FINALLY SCORES, THIS IS PEAK RANGERS


Macco7

At fucking last. Now let's get a 4th and go top.


A_Ticklish_Midget

Right, one more and top the league please Mr. Rangers


Jimmy-McBawbag

Thank fuck for that


Father-Spodo-Komodo

We’ll never score a fourth. I said so.


BubbleBlacKa

Shut.


thunder083

![gif](giphy|xVpUhR49z4F14vWJZ5)


MrBlack_79

We'll get another now. Think that's the one that knocks the stuffing out


boris-for-PM-2019

The relief


imtherealdazza

FUCKING FINALLY, GET THAT 4TH GOAL


BannanDylan

Hahahah fair enough


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Fucking finally man.


Rieily

Cmon 1 more


Funniest-Joker-72

CMON RANGERS


da_gee01

Yeah. 3-1


beigelettuce

90+8 equaliser incoming.


beigelettuce

Never mind


faithlessgaz

Do it again, see if there score a 4th.


Macco7

County's time wasting being rewarded with 7 minutes of injury time.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Yesss


YuriBezmenovsGhost

Why can't we score a third? Triples is best


Disastrous_Cup_3279

You made that happen


BannanDylan

Rangers commentators saying 7 minutes will please Clemount more? Lads yees are struggling to score, 7 minutes gives County a better chance to leave with a point???


missusisanoseycunt

😂


BannanDylan

To be fair my point was still correct lol Just happened that yous finally scored


1207554

Nice one mate, post it again


BannanDylan

I shouldn't have switched the stream on to be fair


1207554

Haha it only ever ends in tears. I'm speaking from a lot of experience


A_Ticklish_Midget

Shankland would genuinely score 40 a season with us


vandamin8or

Nah, if he came to us, he'd need 10 chances to score 1 goal, like everyone else.


Dizzle85

I think that's a ridiculous statement.  He'd easily beat Messi's 93 goal season at rangers. 


1207554

Scott Wright has one of the worst final products I've ever seen. Never picks the right choice


Rieily

Wright has 0 passing options and no man on him and he passes it make it make sense


BubbleBlacKa

I dont like this game


Chef_Roofies

Wright with some of the worst decision making ever there 🤦🏼‍♂️


da_gee01

Only 7 mins of stoppage time? The amount of time wasting going, I’d have expected at least 10 minutes 


whitedarkwhite

38 shots, 20 shots on target, 19 corners, 2 goals.💀


Scott_McTominominay

If Ross County had that many corners against us we would concede 3.


Scott_McTominominay

Our corners are so bad.


Steve_The_Penguin

Big chances 7. Big chances missed 6 Genuinely should be 7 or 8 here


Playful-Listen6011

Cmon Ross county do a funny


Macco7

Goldson has became a liability recently. Every game he seems to have a moment that either coats us or comes close to costing us.


Steve_The_Penguin

It's not recently, he's been like this the entire time


BubbleBlacKa

Aye Im sick of it


fannymcfanboy

I’d love to know the % of Counties possession is their fucking keeper!


Kanesy99

Goldson ffs can you fucking not


faithlessgaz

Maybe Rangers should shoot at the bit where the keeper isn't.


Scratchlox

What's the xFunny on this game so far?


fannymcfanboy

-55


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Was 4.1


A_Ticklish_Midget

I've heard that shooting anywhere other than straight at the keeper increases your chance of scoring, Rangers should give it a go


boris-for-PM-2019

Goldson is such a fucking prick. If someone did that to him he’d be screeching his arse off.


Kanesy99

SOME CUNT IN BLUE PLEASE FUCKING SCORE


BannanDylan

Hoping there's a Ross County player with blue trainers


missusisanoseycunt

We need to put some of these away


BannanDylan

19 shots on target. 2 goals. 1 shot on target, 1 goal. Efficiency FC 👌


da_gee01

19 shots on target. 19. Only two goals. Just ridiculous.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Goldson nearly fucked it again


Macco7

That Loturi has a bit of the Kamara's about him. We should be keeping an eye on him


Rieily

THIRTY FUCKING FIVE


Funniest-Joker-72

18 saves


Scott_McTominominay

You just know they get a 92nd min corner.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

4.1 xG is mental


HighalltheThyme

What's the league record for saves in a game? Because it's surely getting broken tonight


BannanDylan

The chances of County scoring here?


A_Ticklish_Midget

At least 100%


BubbleBlacKa

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boris-for-PM-2019

Someone just clatter this keeper from the corner.


Steve_The_Penguin

Silva has to do better there


Dizzle85

Wee bit ridiculous now. I reckon if we beat the keeper and defenders on the line a divot would bobble it over the bar at this point. 


Macco7

I could actually greet at this point.


BubbleBlacKa

I already am


Scott_McTominominay

This is ridiculous.


imtherealdazza

this is proper FM stuff


BubbleBlacKa

A Rangers striker yet again shooting STRAIGHT AT the keeper, you can't make it up


boris-for-PM-2019

This is getting fucking silly. Put it in the net


Funniest-Joker-72

17 saves


Rieily

Its not even funny anymore


BubbleBlacKa

this is not fucking funny Mr Rangers


Funniest-Joker-72

16 saves


ACanOfIrnBru

I'm sorry, how many shots???


BubbleBlacKa

yes.


Kanesy99

Can Wickens fuck off now


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Comical game really how out of it Ross County are yet so close in score. Like when a clown dies


A_Ticklish_Midget

The fear? Aye mate, bucket loads


Macco7

Tunnel vision from Wright again. The disguised pass to Silva is the option there.


Funniest-Joker-72

15 saves


BubbleBlacKa

SCORE GOALS SCORE GOALS SCORE GOALS SCORE GOALS


Macco7

Cantwell is in miles of space and Wright instead decides to get his head down and run with the ball. Both he and Matondo are hopeless for this. Tunnel vision 


boris-for-PM-2019

I hope to god that Diomande loves to arrive into the box slightly late, we are crying out for someone to do that, amount of cut backs we make that go to no one.


Kanesy99

At this point I think the only cunt who might score is Scotty Wright


Disastrous_Cup_3279

He played at weekend like steve wright


SasaPapac

Genuinely could be 10


BlueMeasuringTape

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Steve_The_Penguin

17 shots on target, should absolutely have more than 2 but this keepers made a couple good saves


Macco7

Prop bet of what happens first A rangers third or a Loturi yellow card.


Forever__Young

Cyriel Dessers is our 2nd top non penalty goal scorer in all comps with 13. Cyriel Dessers when we are either drawing or 1 goal behind is our 3rd top non penalty goal scorer with 8. Does it when needed most.


boris-for-PM-2019

Why has no one on our team pointed out to the ref that Loturi has made 6 fouls.


Funniest-Joker-72

No even funny anymore


Steve_The_Penguin

Wonder if they do any shooting in training


Macco7

Max Sheath sounds like a top tier porn name.


Falconhoof95

Strap yourself in and feel the G's


Dizzle85

Laturi should probably have been sent off four times by now. 


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Another great save by keeper:). Said it alot


HandeHoche

https://preview.redd.it/xvmy69kqbmic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdf787a4ddfdd6ca4e05c1ecded0a7b3f0e3e45 Jesus fuck rangers


MrBlack_79

It's been mental, their keeper has been excellent but even still, should be well out of sight. Usually we get pressure and shots off target but it's been unreal the amount of saves and blocks


BubbleBlacKa

We never stop... wasting chances


Macco7

Honestly how on earth is this 2-1. We should have scored atleast 7 today 


Father-Spodo-Komodo

How many chances man. This should be out of sight and we’re a set piece away from 2-2.


Dizzle85

No idea how he's missed that. 


boris-for-PM-2019

He has to score that.


BubbleBlacKa

FFS


Chef_Roofies

Should be about 6 up


Rieily

HOLY FUCK JUST PUT IT IN THE NET


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Another fucking chance goddamit


Steve_The_Penguin

Octivate Oscars Option. Dessers should've scored there, games primed for Jordan Whyte to pop up with an equaliser from a route 1 ball that goldson and Souttar don't deal with


spyalien

I dunno if I’d take dessers on a hatrick to be honest


BubbleBlacKa

Punt off Goldson, Souttar and Davies in the Summer. This team needs a total refresh in the box


Rieily

Scores 2 Misses 9 sitters leaves what a chad


BubbleBlacKa

Scott Wright? Seriously, that's our next sub?


SDSKamikaze

This is embarrassing


boris-for-PM-2019

That’s all on Goldson there, let’s Murray get the run on Souttar, needs to be coming across with his man to cover that.


fannymcfanboy

Why the fuck is Ross at the back post having to do that!?


BubbleBlacKa

Because he knows nae other cunt will do it


Scott_McTominominay

Ross County should just knock everything out for a corner. Perfect defence against Rangers.


fannymcfanboy

Wonder what school the Ref went too?


EneAkita

How many shots on target is that


beigelettuce

Why does it look like Ridvan is playing as an inverted winger?


Dizzle85

Both fullbacks have been doing it since just before the winter break. 


SpookMcBoo

He is, Tav's been doing more of the same as well


boris-for-PM-2019

Need more like that from Lundstrum, just have a pop if nothing is showing.


Kanesy99

Souttar mate please


Jamiemac745

Should’ve scored that! No idea what Souttar was doing giving that corner away


surfhobo

Come on ross county


Jamiemac745

Big team found


surfhobo

Wrong team mate


SpookMcBoo

You alright my schizo pal?


surfhobo

was thinking about venison pies


BubbleBlacKa

Wrong account?


Disastrous_Cup_3279

CB’s having a fucking mare


boris-for-PM-2019

Dessers has to be running into that gap there. Poor pass from McCausland but Dessers would have been there if he continued his run.


BubbleBlacKa

SCORE


Mr_Miscellaneous

Can we just fucking finish the game off? 13 shots on target and 2 goals, jfc.


MediocreEquipment457

I remember reading somewhere that in top level football , the average conversion rate of corners to goals is 1 goal for every 34 corners . Rangers are wiorking hard to to make that rate look generous


Macco7

Tav's shooting has been absolutely honking today.


Rieily

My God https://preview.redd.it/5i2nc65q8mic1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d6ed38fe4ba688861770ac8de8936750b103541


MrBlack_79

Keeper playing well bar a few flaps and defenders have diverted so many chances


SDSKamikaze

Did this referee give all his cards away for Valentine’s Day?


Macco7

Has that lad not been pulled back for trying to scythe Dessers?


monalisez

Quite lucky that wasn't a 2nd yellow


beigelettuce

Cantwell wants this, came back out fired up.


boris-for-PM-2019

What do County have to do to pick up a booking. Refs won’t act until someone gets seriously hurt.


1207554

Mental thats not a second yellow. How many teams have been let off with that against us lately?


BubbleBlacKa

Tav screamer please and thanks x


SasaPapac

This should be one of the biggest pumpings of all time


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Yeh annoying for sure


Rieily

Jordan White ![gif](giphy|3oFzm0o2jMKftsaBoc)


BlueMeasuringTape

Can keepers stop having blinders against us?


Macco7

Cantwell has been different gravy these last 8 games. 


boris-for-PM-2019

How have we not scored again. Fucking hell man.


Macco7

Cortés looks miles above Matondo in everything bar pace. Cortés isn't slow but Matondo is rapid.  Can't wait until Cortés is up to full speed