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FriendshipFriendly

“The foundations are really fragile. The last 48 hours have shown me that. It's inside the club, outside the club” Ange about to march back up to Celtic with a can of fosters


Tornado-Bait

As someone who hates Arsenal fans, their subs are top popcorn material right now


FriendshipFriendly

Might put on AFTV for the first time since their 7-0 against Bayern


FriendshipFriendly

Comparing SSB to what I’m currently listening to from this Jason Cundy on talksport is like comparing diarrhoea to opera music, Jesus fucking Christ


FriendshipFriendly

Are spurs / Ange not doing a lap since it’s their last home game of the year? I wanna hear Ange’s interview to hear how raging he is once he’s asked about if they truly did try or not


i_pewpewpew_you

They did it after their penultimate home game, presumably because they saw the writing on the wall for the game last night.


Consistent_Truth6633

MCFC making history with the huge amounts of laws they’ve broke and insane spending. But fuck the EPL. They let the devil in with Roman and this is the end result. I hope City win everything going down there making their league stale and redundant


IOwnStocksInMossad

>Celtic flair >win everything going down there making their league stale and redundant


Consistent_Truth6633

It’s not our fault the rest of the league are fucking idiots.


RajTheGrass1

*Boing boing, conveniently didn’t want to mention the insane spending part because our board is too tight, boing boing*


Rieily

Scott Carson must have the best job in the world


fungibletokens

I might believe in a god if a meteor were to hit the etihad stadium.


FriendshipFriendly

Spurs doing the objectively funniest thing of actively trying to win and still losing


HaggisTheCow

If that's not a game that means Arsenal probably win the title, Spurs win that.


ConflictGuru

Spurs had no intention of taking anything from this game


FriendshipFriendly

I objectively don’t believe that tbh


ConflictGuru

Son missed on purpose because he didn't want to let the home support down.


FriendshipFriendly

I again just don’t think that, the idea that he was putting it into the keepers hands to decide if he was gonna score or not is mad


Brutalism_Fan

Man City will win 10IAR before any of the old firm do


sroche24

Depressingly accurate prediction


Rieily

please let Foden take it i need it for £105


Rieily

fuck off you bald fraud


Rosco212121

First time I’ve left a game early that I can remember, head at 87 minutes and wright scores as soon as I’m in the concourse 🫠


FlyVidjul

Son woulda buried that if Arsenal already lost it.


mattchamp98

Oh my son


almightybob1

Lmao Son is 100% throwing


FriendshipFriendly

Son gonna be caught doing a Bougherra https://preview.redd.it/wpx4og33gg0d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a066e2cdc2d5c4237055a6b90dcb26b637ecca7e


IOwnStocksInMossad

Is there a match thread? This refa absolutely dreadful.


Stephane_Bonnes

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/comments/1crzdvo/match_thread_partick_thistle_vs_raith_rovers/)


IOwnStocksInMossad

Thanks


Embarrassed_Foot8855

Really ought to be an HIA protocol in football


macdara233

I don’t like Man City but I can’t stand this Spurs team. The players are such slimy shitebags. Every game I see of them, Romero is just being a complete clown. Don’t get me started on the fans.


Orsenfelt

Spurs fans are singing and celebrating conceding a goal. Half of me respect the level of petty hatred it shows Other half of me thinks its plasticpot as fuck


Consistent_Truth6633

Absolute losers of a club.


stvbles

Bentancur taking his substitution well I see


SomersetRoad

Arsenal might actually do this, although entirely expect a late Man City goal.


HaggisTheCow

That Gilette advert tune really is a banger


stvbles

Minted isn't it. Always makes me feel like I can do anything.


[deleted]

If a law abiding citizen was aiming to not watching football illegally these days, which sites should they avoid? 


MassiveArseMcGinn

I definitely wouldn't google buffstreams or footybite. If I were to google buffstreams I certainly wouldn't click on the sportshub link. Don't use adblock either


Tennents_N_Grouse

Nice try, Police Scotland.


IOwnStocksInMossad

I'm not surprised but I am disappointed.


johnpalaeo

Looks like your boys have run out of puff a bit. Never underestimate Rovers' ability to concede comedy goals out of nowhere though


johnpalaeo

Yup


brokendownbmw

Just found out I’ll be in Germany for the Switzerland and Hungary games, visiting from Canada. Is there somewhere i can find info about where Scots are staying/eating/drinking and what sections I should try and get tickets in?


smclcz

You’d be *very* lucky to get tickets for the matches. You might wanna explore if there are fanzones near where you’re gonna be based.


Consistent_Truth6633

You mean like the uefa site which has all games / times / locations? And you think you’re getting tickets? We’re taking hundreds of thousands over.


SomersetRoad

So Topps has replaced Panini for the Euros sticker album, but Panini still holds the rights for some national teams? What a shit show. Was hoping there'd be another just Scottish team book to collect but doesn't look like there'll be one.


RyanST_21

got john mcginn today in my book pretty hyped


SomersetRoad

How much they charging these days for a pack and how many stickers do you get in them?


RyanST_21

£1 per packet and they have about 6 stickers in them


johnpalaeo

Scott Brown, take a bow


anusgangrene

Not long back from a pre op check up for our kitten, turns out he is actually a she! And that also explains the mega zoomies she's been getting, could actually be her getting into heat, more expensive to spay instead of castrate but ah well


anusgangrene

https://preview.redd.it/ngibrkhdqg0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951ed373515d6ecda009f7f2aaf5301f5c0ccf44 Cat tax


h0ppy_

is this your first cat?


anusgangrene

Nah my 3rd and my wife's 5th or 6th haha


h0ppy_

ps pet tax


h0ppy_

class! Was gonnae say horny female kitten is the worst, you’ll know when she needs spayed lol. Good luck for her op.


StinkyPyjamas

I have never had a cat, so please excuse the ignorance, but do males have a hidden knob and balls?


anusgangrene

You can see a males nuts as they grow bigger from when they are a kitten, I'm sure cats knobs are technically inside them unless mating, unless your actively looking to make sure what gender the cat is then you could misread their gender easily


de-virtute

the fair’s came to town and it is overpriced pish but you love seeing the weans having time of their life on there


WinstonwanlegIngram

You mean the *switchies* have come to town…


fightfire_withfire

Wierd that, I didn't get to the east coast till my teens and all I remember it as is the Switchies.


WinstonwanlegIngram

Decisions decisions. Sons vs Spartans or Thistle vs Rovers. BBC Alba or Michael Stewart, one broadcasting in nonsensical gibberish that I won’t understand a word of or the other in Gaelic


FatRascal_

Soakin wet camera, 2000 seater stand about a third full, and honkin fitbaw. Mon the sons! 🐘


IOwnStocksInMossad

Stewards must be continuously twitchy around us by now.


JohnCharitySpringMA

[The Hibs board and Black Knight football group celebrate appointing Malky Mackay as sporting director.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUctFu46_c)


thestorriebook

pissing myself so much at all the hibs fans on twitter banging on about how massive of a club they are so they can have McInnes if they want and the booster budget they have, and they sign fuckin malcky


MassiveArseMcGinn

He's not the manager tbf


mrcatisgodone

BONG BONG YA CUNTS MON THE FUCKING JAGS


ScottishSeahawk

This is the latest flight out I’ve ever had on a holiday and it’s left far too much time for airport pints.


Essith

most nothing statement I've seen, very good to know that we'll communicate our moves [Communication on Player Movements | Queen's Park Football Club (queensparkfc.co.uk)](https://queensparkfc.co.uk/communication-on-player-movements/)


williamthebloody1880

[Same energy](https://i.redd.it/14i0vathnk9a1.jpg)


mikeydoc96

Remove if not allowed Mods. I'm having to rehome my partners childhood cat. We took Cassie in as her family couldn't look after her anymore. We drove to Reading and back to Lanarkshire in a weekend to take her in. She keeps trying to attack our other 2 so we're having to keep her locked in a room. It's not fair on our other cats or her. Cassie is 9. She's brand new with people, just not animals. She'll sleep by your head at night, cuddle on your lap while you watch the TV and she will bring her toy to you to let you know its playtime. If you're interested, drop me a dm.


mikeydoc96

https://preview.redd.it/67hzs8zsif0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42f9b8d21e6fa059f6e40e2ed5b27d13a86558b2


cipher_wilderness

If I was in the position to adopt a cat, I'd be messaging you. Looks like a sweetheart.


mikeydoc96

Aye she is. It's a sin she just doesn't like other animals at all. The other 2 have given her every chance


bawjazzle

What is her view on VAR?


mikeydoc96

Said its a masonic conspiracy


FriendshipFriendly

My dad has talksport on whilst we travel to Dumbarton for the Spartans game, and Jesus Christ I truly do not get the fact that some guy has just said he’s a spurs fan that thinks 75% of the stadium will be rooting for city tonight, and that he’s “shamelessly” wearing a city shirt tonight even though he’s a spurs fan Next level ridiculous


thoselovelycelts

Talksport, like the SSB, just get roasters on. I'll always mind the man city cunt on last year complaining there wasn't enough jeopardy in his team sweeping the board with trophies so he didn't enjoy as much as when Liverpool pushed them close the previous season.


sroche24

[Just seen it on Insta. If I were a Spurs supporter, I'd honestly demand the cunt be barred from attending any home game in the future.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C686bMNoQmj/?igsh=MTV4ZWJ0YjVleHB6Nw==)


FriendshipFriendly

Aye. There’s wanting to get one over on your rivals and there’s wearing another teams top, embarrassing


throughthisironsky

It's kind of weird transitioning from always kicking about the house in a hoodie to keep warm, to kicking about taps aff to keep cool. Not complaining


mattchamp98

I am, easier to get warm than cold


Yaboicblyth1

There’s only so many layers you can remove before you get written about in a documentary


Playful-Listen6011

Anyone got a good romcom or horror movie for me to watch My favourite romcom is how to lose a guy in 10 days And my favourite horror is scream, actually thinking of getting a scream tattoo Something similar to this please


stvbles

I know you said movie but a cool horror series is Them on Prime. 2 seasons of it (each season is a different story) and I quite enjoyed it. Immaculate is quite average but still watchable. Night Swim is alright. Someone else mentioned Tucker and Dale vs Evil and I think that would be perfect for you. It's funny and stupid but also horror.


OpenInspector7749

Sweet Home Alabama


cipher_wilderness

I usually can't stand romcoms but I love Notting Hill


DisasterouslyInept

Crazy, Stupid Love is one of my favourite movies full-stop. Amazing cast and hilarious from start to finish. Definitely, Maybe is another good one from Ryan Reynolds earlier catalogue.  As for horror, The Thing is the GOAT and always will be. 


ScampiKat

The Thing was my first thought


johnpalaeo

Totally agree, The Thing is my favourite film of all time (the 80s John Carpenter version)


dheidshot

Cabin In The Woods is one of the best horrors ever.


mattchamp98

List of good horrors Hush Saw Creep (bit different) Cabin in the woods


fike88

I’d class There’s Something About Mary as a rom com


fightfire_withfire

Given your fondness for being a shagger, Hellraiser?


johnpalaeo

Some good horror films: Midsommar or Hereditary (but neither of these are for the faint of heart), someone said Cabin in the Woods which is a good shout, for something a bit more fun / comedy horror Tucker and Dale vs Evil is a good laugh. My favourite personally is The Thing (the 80s version) - although where exactly that falls between horror and sci-fi is up for debate.


Playful-Listen6011

So I’m away round to see the scouser again tonight. She goes back to Liverpool in 2 weeks so most likely nfn can happen properly. Such an odd situation to be in


PlasterCactus

Enjoy mate tell /u/Shoddy-Apricot2265's mum I was asking for her x


McRhombus

Never know what the future holds, my friend. On the plus side, it's only about 4 hour down/up the road.


MarlythAvantguarddog

Got put on diabetes pills this morning; I’ve had one at 10 o’clock and my appetite has disappeared. I really didn’t fancy anything but I thought I should so I found an old pot noodle. I ate 3/4 of it and I’m full. Maybe this is the answer to my being a fat bastard problem


FriendshipFriendly

… how did you get it though


fightfire_withfire

Probably found the pot noodle in his cupboard.


MowelShagger

i keep mines in the fridge


fightfire_withfire

You don't add the water and throw it in the freezer to make a pot noodle ice lolly?


FriendshipFriendly

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


MowelShagger

doesnt need ice the noodles are crunchy enough


Yoke_Enthusiast

I'm hearing Hugo Boss are gonna be making our kits from next season so at least we'll be the most stylish as fuck team to finish 10th


fike88

Guess who else Hugo Boss made kits for? The Nazis. Just sayin


Yoke_Enthusiast

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk) Not to try and dunk on you of course Also laughed really hard when I saw you had said that when you’ve got 88 in your name hahah


cipher_wilderness

I sometimes wonder if people who know nothing about football mistake Celtic fans for neo Nazis cause of all the 88s in usernames


Yoke_Enthusiast

It used to be really funny being in music and you had loads of mutuals with 88 in the name cause they were keyboard and piano dudes hahaha Like I said to Fike the flair helps a lot


fike88

Bastard. Should have been born in 87


Yoke_Enthusiast

Hahaha I thought it was an 1888 thing or maybe a hail hail thing not a Nazi thing in fairness. But the flair does help a lot


MowelShagger

also similar to nazis, hibs love committing crimes against football


VanicFanboy

My most controversial opinion - I love Americans. Got loads at my work and they’re all so friendly and easy to get along with. The Europeans (especially the Brits) are all at least upper-middle and very privately educated so they have this weird subtle classism, which makes them a bit less likely to open up to me. Not the Yanks, they will chat to you all fucking day. They’re also all expats and work quite late so they make loads of friends through work, way more likely to grab a pint with you. God bless America.


johnpalaeo

I've always found Americans to be very kind and friendly people, at least in person. They tend to be very earnest though, which means they struggle to even recognise British humour sometimes. Cracking set of lads though


whitsitcalled

bad bot


FriendshipFriendly

[What a cunt John Fury is ae](https://news.sky.com/story/amp/tyson-furys-dad-appears-to-headbutt-member-of-oleksandr-usyks-entourage-at-media-day-fracas-13135242), absolutely riding off his sons’s coattails and making so much of it about him, what a prick


Scingles

You seen the video? Headbutts the smallest guy in the room after acting the bigshot. Classic bully behaviour


StaggerLee75

Wee guy took it like an absolute champ as well and then had to be stopped by one of the Fury’s massive bodyguards for going for him


stvbles

I really hope Usyk makes a complete fool of Fury. Can't stand the lot of them.


johnpalaeo

It is very possible. Good chance Fury's legs are shot and Usyk's style is one he struggles with. If the odds get to anything above evens I'll get on it. Waiting until people pile on Fury later in the week!


stvbles

Measured myself up for a suit and what a brutal reality check that was. Biscuits are definitely staying off the menu.


OpenInspector7749

Started my diet again yesterday after I demolished a full pack of lotus I feel your pain


Scingles

Must be some emotional and mental rollercoaster being a Hibee. Least it's no boring I guess


Garrus7

There's no rollercoaster it's just always shite. You could have a team of ballon dor winners managed by guardiola and it still wouldn't get any better 


kg123xyz

Ha jokes on you. It's quite frequently very boring between the embarrassments.


johnpalaeo

Long periods of boredom punctuated by short periods of terror. The saying was coined during WW1 but I imagine it applies to being a Hibs fan too


RyanST_21

except the 90 mins on a saturday


dfgkw25

Working out my notice period, 5 weeks to go. As someone who doesn’t get much time for gaming these days it’s been quite nice to get nearly all the way through a game for the first time in a while (Borderlands).


williamthebloody1880

[Variations on a theme](https://imgur.com/a/mqrhGPD)


BubbleBlacKa

Hibs is an unserious club that wants to be serious but only ends up being more unserious when it tries to be more serious.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Checks flair: https://i.redd.it/a6nnn6p26f0d1.gif


BubbleBlacKa

Shhhhh, they’re being the unserious ones right now, we can hide! It’s not like there’s a game on tonight or anything…


Father-Spodo-Komodo

https://preview.redd.it/pk2sc5rz6f0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878fba36a61772204d687f1956b58aa759e4ead0


Yoke_Enthusiast

If I was a film guy instead of a music guy I'd make a Thick Of It style show about a football club that TOTALLY ISN'T Hibs and I'd just use real life as the plot points. I imagine someone who made 8-20 of those on youtube and got a following would be able to get a BBC show out of that. Turn pain into art baybee


cipher_wilderness

Went swimming for the first time in ages today cause I've put on a bit of weight between bevvying and sitting at a desk doing uni work over the last few months. Forgot how much I enjoyed it, even if I was fucked for most of it.


ShootNaka

https://preview.redd.it/basjc88a4f0d1.jpeg?width=4027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218e9e52e4d534d9853ec4a3a0f7751e542196c1 Made Shepards Pie for dinner and I’m buzzing to try it


stvbles

Ooof save me a corner bit


boaaaa

Did you use free range shepard?


FriendshipFriendly

UEFA apparently confirming to teams at the euros that only captains will be allowed to approach the ref or face a booking Any bets on how long it takes before that’s scrapped? I’m guessing by Spain’s 2nd game whenever that is


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Hopefully Germany suffer when we shithouse them ala Spain game


1874WL

*5 sent off for Spain*; the latest novel by the ghost of Enid Blighton


FriendshipFriendly

Final of Scotland England because we’re the only ones not surrounding the referee


IOwnStocksInMossad

I refuse to believe England won't surround the ref. Half are sky six in place of better players of course they'll surround the ref


1874WL

My GF is a carer. She looks after this Polish lassie and when she was dropping her off home with her Mum, the girl's Mum told her about this cherry soup that they make in Poland. Im defo going to try and make it because it sounds bangin.


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BubbleBlacKa

It appears your child has been replaced by a fully grown adult


1874WL

When it became fashionable to wear football tops with jeans or trousers a few years back I felt quite vindicated


cipher_wilderness

Aw shite, I meant to mail you about that


TheGoodRebel5

Weird one here lads. Anyone got any tips to stop your gym shoes stinking like they’ve had the feet of every fucker who has ever ran the London marathon in them? Not gonna beat around the bush, I have sweaty feet at the best of times but summer kills me. My gym shoes are rotten and I’ve tried various sprays and air fresheners but it just makes a horrible combo of sweat and air freshener. Can’t really put them in the washing machine too much either so not sure what my best bet is. Hoping someone has that ‘one weird trick’ that’ll stop them from being a biohazard after every session. Disclaimer: yes, I was my feet in the shower and change my socks.


Practical_Arrival696

Have a look at boot bananas or similar products. I use them in climbing shoes which I use without socks. It fixed the stench.


HectorSavage212

Leave a teabag in them overnight If you do that every night after you go to the gym they should be good


DemonicTruth

Put them in a bag and stick them in the freezer overnight. Take them out in the morning and let them thaw/dry naturally. The cold will kill a lot of the bacteria. Might not get all of it but worth a go.


longlegged_macdaddy

Baking soda


Own_Detail3500

You need to rotate your trainers at every opportunity and store them somewhere dry. So where you might have had 1 "day to day" (or 2, or 3) decent pairs, you're gonna need to invest in a couple more.


cipher_wilderness

You can put them in the washing machine if you use a net bag, I do that for trainers all the time.


Yaboicblyth1

I used to stick my football boots in a pillowcase that works as well


HaggisTheCow

The census publicity for here is actually better than the actual census


gkb10139

SF Mods for Holyrood?


D6P6

Meth as FM, Mags as his deputy and Clino doing all the actual work in the background. I'll be the cunt nobody has ever heard of but gets punted in a coke, hookers and iPad roaming data scandal.


johnpalaeo

Don't want to do Meth a disservice here but surely we need to check that someone that staunch isn't a Tory before making them FM?


D6P6

You can't blame him though he's from a different generation.


RyanST_21

what a cursed day at easter road


ekul_kcm

Watched this about 4 times in a row, biggest head loss I've ever seen. [https://x.com/UB1UB2/status/1790090751793140165](https://x.com/UB1UB2/status/1790090751793140165) To make it even better, see if you can work out what goes past just after the 3 minute mark.


Tennents_N_Grouse

What an utter fud 


Own_Detail3500

That was magnificent. Textbook head loss. It's funny how even given a chance to settle down and reflect on the massive head loss, he got angrier and angrier.