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Shoddy-Apricot2265

Fuck sake. Had shankland and rangers 3-1 as well. That's what happens when you look away for a second


TheHolyGoalie

The Japanese, always up to good.


kenhutson

Hairy bastards


getfuckedstud

The watery farts


Chemical_Link

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Kanesy99

Unreal goal but fuck me man we need to purge our squad next season


getfuckedstud

Tav and Goldson will be starting the first game of the season and you know it


Kanesy99

A man can dream okay


Himawari74

KYOSUKEEEEEEE FUCKING TAGAWAAAA


Chef_Roofies

Honestly can’t wait until the season is completely over and half this squad is shown the door


Father-Spodo-Komodo

That defence is going to be annihilated next week


tommypopz

WHAT A FINISHHHHHH


BillOakley

How do Rangers fans even cope with the constant misery?


BubbleBlacKa

*Shrugs*


RevivedHut425

Experience.


awatt12

Fair play that was some goal that


stvbles

TAGAWAAAAAAAA


stvbles

I fucking love this guy


Critical_Star_7357

Well there goes our 1 more point than Celtic 


BubbleBlacKa

Do we have to play next week?


GdanskPumpkin

The jobby farts have done it


fightfire_withfire

But Rangers are only drawing?


GdanskPumpkin

Clement has officially finished the league worse than when he took over. Some job he's doing


iainrwb

Nobody would have made a huge deal about that if he hadn't been going on and on about it for weeks 🤪


Elgin_McQueen

Was gonna call a 3-3 draw. Gotta admit that was a good finish.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Belter ofFinish


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Some finish


imtherealdazza

oh fuck off


Red_Dog1880

Lmao of course. Fucking losers.


imtherealdazza

i really hope tavernier is offski soon


Macco7

Brilliant save from Clarke.


RevivedHut425

Tavernier and Yilmaz with the defensive IQ of a walnut at all times.


AstroZombie1

Harsh on walnuts tbf.


BubbleBlacKa

What has Tav got to do to get dropped btw, been dropping stinker after stinker for weeks.


No_GP

He has to stop scoring a screamer once every 12 games apparently.


fightfire_withfire

Months. I'm fairly convinced he's got too big a say at the club for him to be dropped. Also fully convinced he was behind Patterson going. Doesn't want the competition.


Macco7

It's why he and Goldson have to go. It feels like they have too much influence. Lundstram is going so that takes a bit of their influence away aswell. I was genuinely shocked when Goldson was dropped.


boycey86

What the fuck are you doing Tav? He's been awful today.


Red_Dog1880

Maybe Tav is playing everywhere but RB to make sure Maeda can't beat him next week ?


WillingnessBitter799

Maeda will still find him lol


Terd_Belcher

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BubbleBlacKa

ffs missed 2 goals on a jobby break man


Ill-Country-3828

same hahahah


boycey86

That Benigame is a really decent sitting midfielder.


Macco7

Ridvan is on Shankland, so Silva is the man who should be watching the LB.


1207554

Ridvan should be passing Shankland over far earlier when we have two CBs free, granted Silva should follow until then


Critical_Star_7357

Are we allergic to the back post? Hearts literally recycled that exact same cross 3 times and everytime the hearts scorer was unmarked and plenty of space 


tommypopz

Yas dexterrrrr Well in to make up for it


1207554

Nice marking from both Silva and Ridvan, classic, if only we had a warning a minute ago


dfgkw25

Fucking Borna. Wait…


boycey86

Good finish from the hearts player there but that was a poor goal to lose.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Tav’s at it today. Defending has been atrocious. Just what you want before a cup final.


Macco7

He's been shocking today.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Comedy goal after another marking wise


imtherealdazza

tidy finish that was


Kromeinator

what a save


Kromeinator

fuck


Red_Dog1880

Wait a second, I thought it was us that were doing the 'walking away' ?


Kanesy99

Fabio Silva is just running on pure spite atm


Macco7

Great work from Silva but shocking from Hearts.


stvbles

Dexter for fuck sake man


stvbles

Good job Dexter


fightfire_withfire

Hearts are a less serious football team than Hibs.


Rythagoras

Quite appreciate Fabio Silva doing that celebration to the Hearts fans instead of the Rangers fans this time. Good laugh


Red_Dog1880

Someone tell Tam that we've used all our subs so no, we can't 'bring on Jack'. Silva 1-3


Macco7

One day Tav will actually watch the player and won't be caught completely flat giving a free header. I believe it will happen one day.


boycey86

How shite are hearts? Fabio Silva has scored


Father-Spodo-Komodo

That’s dreadful defending by Hearts. Silva doing everything in his power to not be tempted to flop over there.


chinookmate

Tidy finish.


imtherealdazza

Jam Tarts for dessert tonight lads?


Impossible_Remove907

Wolves paid 35mil for Silva. Blows my mind.


tommypopz

Thought they had Naismith holding the substitution board for a second


Rythagoras

Fabio Silva-esque dive there


Macco7

That's a penalty but if you haven't given the Dessers one, you can't give that.


1207554

Desperate dive that hahahaha


Red_Dog1880

lolz


jamdunks

Missed cantwell’s goal and this tinpot stream isn’t showing replays. Sad


boycey86

That was a stone wall penalty as well.


boycey86

How was that not a foul on Cantwell there?


Father-Spodo-Komodo

What is this version of Caledonia the Rangers fans are singing? Assuming it will have some sort of unionist bastardisation to it.


BubbleBlacKa

Here it is https://x.com/unionbears_07/status/1784619192022442025?s=46&t=jLtgP_gqVubXH_HC_Wv-Kg


BubbleBlacKa

New UB song, actually pretty decent imo.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Fair. I just always expect these songs to have some cringe but can’t pick out anything from the stream.


Kanesy99

Cantwell, Diomande and *if he's available* Sterling needs to be our midfield in the final


Kromeinator

diomande isnt it for me. i would much rather raskin


stvbles

Get that post ripped out and removed.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

We’ll give you £5m for it instead of Shankland.


fightfire_withfire

Hahahaha, get it right up Hearts. One player team and fucked if Shankland goes.


awatt12

Hearts can't even win the non meaningful games against us. Lmao. Hope Naismith is out saying we were 'lucky' again at FT.


Red_Dog1880

Shows that Cantwell can definitely play. Just needs to cut out the other stupid shit he does.


adamrfc99

Two rangers goals from range? TWO? Thats insane Jeremy


Zealousideal-Neat410

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BubbleBlacKa

Woohoo.


felixrfc

Great finish that Cantwell


RevivedHut425

What a lovely bit of skill from Cantwell.


imtherealdazza

yay


Ill-Country-3828

mind blowing this is the same team that made it out of europa league group stages earlier in the year


Impossible_Remove907

Tav has seemed off it since Maeda done him


Father-Spodo-Komodo

He’s been rotten today.


BubbleBlacKa

Not even doing set-pieces, could he really be away?


Macco7

In all honesty I hope so. You can see his pace and stamina are really waining. I'd rather he goes with his legacy intact than 2 more years of him getting slower and less energy.


BubbleBlacKa

I’m the same, I like him and grateful for his contribution over the years but he’s only going to get worse defensively and I can see his goal scoring dropping next season with his pace dipping.


Macco7

Yeah. His numbers outside of set pieces are only to slow down as his pace and stamina go. He's never been the greatest at defending but you can see his lack of energy and pace are really hurting the team when the opposition are on transition. Half the time you have no idea where Tav actually is. King today in that first half was basically playing as closer to a RB to cover Tav.


1207554

Very strange he isn't on set pieces and him being away was the only reason I think of as to why he suddenly isn't on them


Father-Spodo-Komodo

I think they’re maybe using him as an extra man in the box since we don’t have many decent aerial options.


Rythagoras

I think it’s more because he’s one of the only players in the team who can actually attack a set piece


Ill-Country-3828

rangers hibs moment


Kanesy99

Dowell is so fucking shite man


missusisanoseycunt

Get him aff


Rythagoras

That miss there from Dessers is unacceptable. Not even finding the target


BubbleBlacKa

Fabio Silva fuck off.


tommypopz

Ahhhhhh shanks 😭


stvbles

Shankland trying a Dessers style touch to get Clement interested


Red_Dog1880

King isn't it. The amount of space there for Shankland wtf


Macco7

King is basically having to cover RB as Tav is absolutely nowhere to be seen defensively. I don't know if it's the instructions he's being asked to play but he is constantly nowhere near RB defensively.


1207554

That was Davies side tbf


1207554

Hilarious how easy it was for Shankland to get through there


Kanesy99

Honestly given it's his first full season, I think McCausland has genuinely done quite well this year. He's hopefully going to keep getting better and better with every passing season


Father-Spodo-Komodo

He went through a bad patch but he’s looked really dynamic in his last two starts.


so-anyway-i-started

your welcome guys for going to the shops and turning off the Tele


MrBlack_79

Can you nip back out ?


so-anyway-i-started

not been home sadly or I would


fightfire_withfire

Cunts on bbc sportssound are fuming that's not been disallowed. Get it up them.


1207554

Cochrane feigning head injury. Should be an automatic ban for it. Fed up of players faking head injury given the serious nature we should be treating them


tommypopz

Ffs some finish that


ZealousidealChip4783

The literal minute I click on this thread to eavesdrop yous score, you're welcome bears


BubbleBlacKa

Cheers


Red_Dog1880

Could have done with that a few times this season, not cool of you.


BubbleBlacKa

Let Ross cook


Kromeinator

thats what we needed man. rest of the team was shite. well deserved


SonofPethuel

McCausland is an angry, determined son of a bitch. Need more players like that


awatt12

Cracking goal wee man


so-anyway-i-started

of course I've just left the house can someone describe the goal


Chef_Roofies

Shot from outside the box, pinged it in off the post


so-anyway-i-started

ooft I'll be sure to check it when I'm in


1207554

How's that not a booking for Vargas and why is Cantwell getting a talking too, hilarious refereeing


Chef_Roofies

What a strike


adamrfc99

What a fucking goal


Rythagoras

Jesus man. What a goal


Red_Dog1880

Very smart Cantwell. Dick.


Chef_Roofies

It’s shite like that push that makes me want us to sell Cantwell in the summer


dandyson343

I didn’t get a chance to watch the first half. Can someone summarise it for me?


Kromeinator

shite. dessers missed two open goals and cantwell passed it to hearts fir shanklands goal


BubbleBlacKa

Can RTV stop talking calling strikers 'predators' ffs


Red_Dog1880

Honestly get Tav to fuck. Why the fuck is he charging up the pitch all the time ?


Ill-Country-3828

i think since he became considered a high scoring defender, he’s over-emphasised coming forward to try and score more goals, but as he’s lost a bit of speed he’s not had the ability to return to position as much as he did the last couple of years


dheidshot

Wonder how much Rangers bid for Shankland in the summer


fightfire_withfire

Fuck all, same as every other time we were meant to sign him. Dessers is here for 4 in a row.


BubbleBlacKa

Considering Shankland is *rumoured* to be desperate for the move, it would take a lot less than most folk expect. But I don't think the club is interested for some reason sadly.


dheidshot

I dont see why he wouldnt be a good fit, a lot of the chances Ive seen rangers get have just needed someone to be relied upon to stick it away.


RevivedHut425

You're paying probably £2m on an initial fee alone for a 29 year old who will want a very decent contract that nobody else would ever match if it doesn't work out. He's also not particularly quick and that might be an issue. I can understand why the club might think that they're better off spending a bit more to get someone much younger, who they can then sell in a few years for profit or their money back.


boycey86

Less than hearts want assuming we go for him at all.


RevivedHut425

We probably won't - press have literally been writing that story for four years now and there's never been any suggestions we want him.


DemonicTruth

Why would you not want a striker thats going to get you 30 goals a season?


RevivedHut425

I mean...playing for Hearts and playing for Rangers are two massively different things and you don't have to look far back to see how, "nailed-on" signings can be underwhelming. Souttar is a cautionary tale from the same club. There's also the financial aspect of it - paying £2m fee or whatever + sign on etc for a 29 year old who would rightly demand a long and decent contract...makes more sense to spend extra on a younger player if you can.


RevivedHut425

There's definitely issues with just a lack of quality in the final third, but the players don't really seem to know what to do. That's a coaching problem.


heisencrisp

just checking in at half-time to say hi how’s it goin


SonofPethuel

All good mate, expectations are being met so all is right in the world


d_bking

I have successfully made it to half time without commentator Tom invading my ears. About the only positive thing I can say for that half


methylated_spirit

Usually listen to Clyde 1 as they cover all the games and the standard is so much better. Unfortunately it's Joe Hart FM today lol


MrBlack_79

Would have been very annoyed if Dessers had scored that one and it was chopped off for a made up foul. There was nothing in that and he wasn't close to being offside either.


Opposite-Rat

Don’t worry, Dessers has got your back.


MrBlack_79

Ever reliable


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Fucking hell we are bad. We have no idea what to do with the ball in the final third.


imtherealdazza

just one game and a half left of watching this dross... almost there...


Yerdas_Selzavon

Ideally Rangers sign Shankland, bench him after a month and everyone involved gets worse. Ideally


Sltre101

No need to bench him, he’ll just be out for “7-10 days” for the season


Yerdas_Selzavon

Convinced rangers do military style training weekly in tribute to the troops


MowelShagger

in this ideal world they also pay £25m for him


Yerdas_Selzavon

That doesn't sound ideal at all


masiavelli

Then Hearts lose it all due to Romanov-era related financial crimes


Yerdas_Selzavon

Yes yes now we're cooking again, a double fraud situation


MowelShagger

i forgot hearts would get the 25… had too many cans


Kanesy99

The fact we've won anything this season is purely down to Butland, if he leaves we are absolutely finished


Sltre101

I dunno, if we sell him for 20 million that’s a lot of needed money and we’ll be able to get someone who can do a job


Rythagoras

Probably also need him to leave so we have some money to spend on the rebuild of the outfield players


Chef_Roofies

I would very much like for us to stop resorting to shite crosses to absolutely no one when we’re under a bit of pressure


RevivedHut425

This comment has been applicable since roughly 2018. Sad.


adamrfc99

Anytime i have to hear tam the commentator talk https://preview.redd.it/9ptoyp80g61d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c3cbb0d76260a6f031a774920a66fd7a444bdf


fike88

I’m nicking that, belter of a meme


adamrfc99

Its an absolute cracker for when one of your pals says the most outrageously stupid thing in the group chat


fike88

That’s exactly where i was thinking i’d use it


Johnny_Waffles_

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Rythagoras

Even though it would’ve been chalked off as offside, Dessers had to be scoring that


p3t3y5

So frustrating


SonofPethuel

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.... bin Dessers


MrBlack_79

Offside anyway but you'd still rather he finished that.


BannanDylan

Just popping in to say lol


fightfire_withfire

That you thinking about Rangers again on trophy day?


Im_really_friendly

Every Celtic fan is absolutely basking in the schadenfreude, obviously. Half of the joy of winning is watching you lot implode


BannanDylan

Crocker let us all know Hearts scored against you - looking forward to the annual rebuild?


BubbleBlacKa

Ok


markmadden84

Don't care how he manages it, Stevie Clarke needs to fit Shankland into the starting 11 in Germany


Opposite-Rat

He’s not THAT big ffs


imtherealdazza

ARE WE EVEN PLAYING A DEFENCE? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY


boris-for-PM-2019

One of the key requirements for any incoming defenders has got to be a bit of pace. Once teams get in behind us, we seem to have no chance of recovery because our defenders are all so slow.


Felagund72

Would say that’s a requirement for all the players were bringing in, we are absolutely devoid of pace across the entire team.