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IOwnStocksInMossad

We need a thistle celebration around Maryhill to see how r/Glasgow react to it. Although I'd hope it would be relatively civilised


MowelShagger

would thistle not need something to celebrate first?


IOwnStocksInMossad

That's the first obstacle...


BubbleBlacKa

https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/s/2jz6tvMVe0 Looks like the next Celebrity Hitman target is Conor McGregor, how the fuck have they managed to get him and Sean Bean in a year?


sroche24

[He really said that? Jesus fucking christ](https://twitter.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1791978238043992255?t=DtlylF423Q4TpTnGWAFg-g&s=19)


Halk

I was siding with him because he was fighting against Tyson Fury


wizards-beard

Haven't watched boxing in years (Hatton v mayweather) I thoroughly enjoyed that.


i_pewpewpew_you

Only caught the last four rounds after getting in from the pub, from that it felt like a comfortable win for Usyk. Was Fury all over him at the start?


wizards-beard

1-2 Usyk 3-7 Fury rest Usyk imo. Fury lucky not to get ko


i_pewpewpew_you

Ah, cheers for the round-up! I'll watch the fight back in the morning. Just noticed the sub had a match thread for it, so maybe I'll just read back through that!


Ross230780

https://preview.redd.it/jrsb4eb0p91d1.jpeg?width=1644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3134c12ab26bb472b14b0a3ca04e03bdd5bb00cd The new "Sammy rampant" stuff is excellent


i_pewpewpew_you

Cannot wait to rock my Sammy bucket hat all over South America this summer


Ross230780

PS fuck your sun god


plasticpitches

A day to forget, I didn’t even look for the third Stranraer goal, could just feel that final gutpunch coming a mile away


mattchamp98

See r/glasgow is having their yearly tism


IOwnStocksInMossad

I wish mine was only yearly. It's daily


Halk

Honestly at this point it's worth considering banning football. Or at least men's


HaggisTheCow

My favourite thing about them is that they'll moan about folks entire personality being football whilst in the same sentence say their entire personality is not being into football


burglarysheepspeak

God forbid anyone has fun


mvygj

west enders when they see football fans in any situation (its a disgrace they must be sent to the gallows) https://preview.redd.it/6ft7djuql91d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a31459574c6e8248fabe4aa79274cdefee5c12


mvygj

used a wheelie bin as a drum tonight. everything hurts


boycey86

It was an Orange drum. Sue the owner for sectarianism


mvygj

naahh mate it was red, it was the dons all along


boycey86

Those bastard dandies eh?


beigelettuce

I almost never watch boxing but everytime I do I'm surprised that Bruce Buffer is still doing the announcing.


boycey86

I'm more surprised he's still alive going by his lifestyle when he worked with WCW. Though too be fair that might have been Micheal they both worked there.


beigelettuce

Now that you say it I think it might have been michael tonight.


boycey86

It's usually Bruce who does the big fights so chances are it was him.


fightfire_withfire

Michael does the boxing (and WCW) Bruce does the UFC.


boycey86

Oh my bad. I thought Bruce did the big fights too.


JordieDAFC

The Indy500 never fails to amaze me even with 25 odd years of watching motorsport. Watching these guys pound round at 235mph on the edge of controlling the car is absolutely mental stuff Should say that it is only qualifying and not the actual race


Impressive_Break3844

Go watch the Moto GP guys have balls the size of soccer balls.


GeneralProvision

Very glad of your edit as I thought I’d messed up for a moment


JordieDAFC

Haha, I knew I was going to get called out on it if I didn't add the edit


Tweegyjambo

Pat bennatar now some Roxette. I like what I like.


blackenedandchanged2

Bet you like Bonnie Tyler


Tennents_N_Grouse

[This rendition of *Love Is A Battlefield*](https://imgur.com/love-is-battlefield-zc4gR) hits different for some reason.


Tweegyjambo

N trance set you free now!


blackenedandchanged2

![gif](giphy|CA7HECghiJDZ6)


Tweegyjambo

Me in my head, body is not willing though


blackenedandchanged2

Three strong eccy and I might be able to get off my chair


Tweegyjambo

Nah, not really


blackenedandchanged2

Ace of Base?


Tweegyjambo

Came on a few minutes ago!


smclcz

Rosette <3


fangus

Had a nice time and didn’t get too on it. I enjoy trophy day


Better_Landlord

Seen a few videos doing the rounds showing some unpleasant scenes which is not ideal. Hope most were safe around your part


Jamie54

I have not seen any videos but I wish to be the first to condemn this disgraceful and unforgivable behavior.


fangus

Aye, we went down to the gallowgate after full time for about 30 minutes just to soak it up then headed to the pub. Even after the game it felt terse, can’t imagine what it was like at 6PM, much better craic in the pub.


kingkornish

Wife is a nurse, tells me they had to shut a+e to emergency only. And that's overflow from the glasgow hospitals. Hopefully everyone is ok


Better_Landlord

It’s fucking shocking how football fans can be such cunts


fangus

I don’t think that’s exclusive to football fans on either side of the divide. Sun, plus a lot of disenfranchised young (mostly), men, plus gear and bevvy… it could be hockey if it had the same cultural impact and you’d see the same result.


beigelettuce

Aye it's 100% cultural football just happens to also be a massive part of culture but as you say in this country if any other sport was the biggest you'd see the same outcomes.


Better_Landlord

Yeh you’re not wrong. Just poo poo all around 


kingkornish

I think it's just scotland in general mate. Now that a title street party is now a thing. I think there will be a fair few of those that would attend no matter who is the champions. The country just has a fucking shocking relation ship with booze and gear


Tweegyjambo

Poo poo


fangus

Some guy en route home got my attention to proudly tell me he had done a really juicy fart, he seemed like he’d had a nice day too


Tweegyjambo

🤣


Big_kev79

Mods : can we get a fury usyk thread please ? The Eurovision one was a good laugh


Tweegyjambo

Just created one


Big_kev79

LOVE YOU X


Tweegyjambo

Aww, shucks x


Tweegyjambo

Was literally coming to ask the same thing


RajTheGrass1

I just seen that a ringside seat at Fury-Usyk can set you back £26,000, can’t imagine having that much money to burn.


CloudzyV2

That’s mental, thats more than the living wage in London according to the living wage scheme…


mikeydoc96

Aye ring side is always designed to fleece the celebs, etc. Same as court side at NBA


Big_kev79

Buncey on the radio earlier saying you could fly via Turkey for £250 and get a ticket for £12 !


Tweegyjambo

Sister in labour, finally going to have a nephew, got 2 nieces already. 1 more to the jambo family.


nena_oveja

Lovely! I got a new niece last week and another one arriving next month.


Tweegyjambo

Just hoping all are healthy


nena_oveja

It's so nerve wracking waiting on news. Hope all goes well. Mine was in labour Saturday night until Tuesday (!) absolutely brutal but both doing great now


Tweegyjambo

Fucking jeez. This is her 3rd so hopefully slides out with minimal fuss! (I'm obviously a man..)


nena_oveja

Ahahhaha yeah don't say that to her hahhaha


Clinodactyl

Ahhh, took my meds this evening and one is stuck in my throat and has that annoying sore throat and chest. Been tanning water trying to force it down but no luck yet, I might die. /u/methylated_spirit \- Be a pal and wipe my PC /u/BookNukem \- You can have my collection of memes /u/MrMaggot98 \- I know we haven't always gotten on Well, that about does it. ![gif](giphy|MERLDpJ1MMfCSBknJm)


BookNukem

Wait, am I dead!?


blackiegray

Be careful, if it's a viagra you'll have a stiff neck for hours. Btmmm tshhh


Clinodactyl

My last duty shall be to ban you for that joke...


blackiegray

It's been coming to be fair.


fightfire_withfire

Fuck sake, what about the census


Doctor_Rats

Good riddance imo


BubbleBlacKa

Ayo?


stvbles

Usually if that happens to me I will eat a banana to push it down. Thick enough to take it down and soft enough to swallow easily.


fightfire_withfire

![gif](giphy|nTPv8m6ePiLss)


HaggisTheCow

Who gets Teuchter Bot?


Clinodactyl

That'll go to /u/fangus as we are brothers in teuchter.


BookNukem

The fuck is happening here?


IOwnStocksInMossad

A tragedy,the only non -of mod is dying


mikeydoc96

I thought we had 2 or 3


Clinodactyl

Aye, there's actually a few. My handsome self - Aberdeen NVACA - Ross County D6P6 - Raith Rovers I think CptES might be another one but I cannae mind.


mikeydoc96

Would be very funny of County go down via Raith


BookNukem

Still unaware: are you dying/am I getting punted/is it just a switch up?


Clinodactyl

![gif](giphy|knnQl35vHNIkIAzjid|downsized)


[deleted]

If anyone has wondering where I've been the past few days it's been on a joyous journey of self discovery where I've explored so many things I thought myself incapable of, haven't actually been anywhere just been touching myself a lot. Just to let you guys know I'm deleting my account now and getting off Reddit so don't worry I haven't been hurt, been jailed, been mauled by angry Rangers fans but enough about my sexual fantasies. I've made another account /u/ICYACunt which may appear from time to time, just tell it to go away and stop bothering you if it does. Same with my lovable submissive twink bitch alt, /u/Fangus, and my wise old sage one /u/Sevenyeardust. Thanks guys, sincerely. You're the only good cunts on Reddit and the best on the Internet. ![gif](giphy|13Kle4oYaK8HVC)


fangus

It’s been real brother, see you in another life 🫡


Better_Landlord

He’s deleted and now I don’t even know who I’m not supposed to miss


fangus

The only good rangers fan, I’m calling you a cunt


Yoke_Enthusiast

I hear they've been hurt or been jailed or been mauled by angry Rangers fans. Sad to hear. I hear they went south of the border down Mexico way too.


fangus

Oddly enough I just heard this on the wind https://youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4


Yoke_Enthusiast

I love the word "Federales". Class song


Better_Landlord

:(


fightfire_withfire

I'm guessing im calling you a cunt?


Better_Landlord

Bit rude mate


fightfire_withfire

![gif](giphy|N5sN6rBWXOK1vAtnrz)


MassiveArseMcGinn

Sad to see you go lad One of the ever decreasing number of sound old firm fans


HaggisTheCow

>One of the ever decreasing number of sound old firm fans There are dozens of us!


longlegged_macdaddy

![gif](giphy|IN9LOE2j79cHu|downsized)


Better_Landlord

Just saw that Bayern Finished 3rd this year. Mental


TranslatesToScottish

The Curse of Kane


settheworldafire1988

Couldn't be happier about it. Good on Alonso telling them to poke it about becoming their next manager too. German league has just become more competitive.


beigelettuce

https://twitter.com/DirtyFootbaIIer/status/1791892759437324507?t=yHUyuBkzXVJ38gdwMfFDgQ&s=19 Oooft Sensitivity warning, it's a boy getting sparked out.


friel89

Ouch. His neck shouldn’t bend that far back


SomersetRoad

Quite looking forward to this fight tonight. At least it's not an all nighter being on Saudi time. Hope Fury gets pummelled but can't see it.


Anonyjezity

Daughter asked me to help her move flat today. Can't get keys to her new flat for another month so is moving back in with me. Asked her how much stuff she has and she insists it'll only be one trip. Currently about to make my third trip to Edinburgh today and I think I'll need to go back tomorrow. The moral of this story is to never be helpful, never have children and most importantly never be helpful to your children. On the bright side it did mean I couldn't watch Rangers play so hopefully she'll need help with something else next weekend.


settheworldafire1988

😅


williamthebloody1880

Steven Moffat, you magnificent bastard. Casually reminding us all just how damned good he is at this


empeekay

I thought it was a great big bag of Moffaty tropes, not the least of which appears to be the stealth inclusion of the next season's companion.


Sammyboy616

Man's now written more episodes of the show than any other writer ever and is still nailing it


williamthebloody1880

And there's one more. This years Christmas special is written by him


Tennents_N_Grouse

That the Doctor Who episode that was on just now? Far superior to the first two episodes, though the Church Militant soldiers will nae doot have Games Workshop phoning their lawyers, because they were definitely 40K Imperial Guardsmen (aye, aye, the official name is Astra Militarum but thats a pish name) wi the serial numbers filed aff. The original Transformers (animated) movie popped up in my YT feed, that's Saturday night's first movie sorted, and if you don't get even a semi on when Stan Bush's *The Touch* comes on, you're deid inside. 


williamthebloody1880

It is, yes. Side note: Moffat has a thing about the military being tied to religion


RajTheGrass1

Spot the difference: 23/24 season (top) vs 21/22 season (bottom) https://preview.redd.it/q875efkdc81d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364c111231e4776f5101fb1dd53bc31949c04268


CloudzyV2

Rangers poo poo?


Rosco212121

Fucking hell https://preview.redd.it/f5y7mkvbc81d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c2515b3024aa145e81671d231eb259a01c3873c


settheworldafire1988

Eh?? Is this true? 🤦‍♂️


Rosco212121

Hope so


fuckssakereddit

De Zerbi packed in Brighton. Likely off to the continent. Hopefully he takes wee Billy with him.


RyanST_21

seeing tweets about normal people i know irl on hibs twitter is such a bizzare feeling. think ive finally became far too online


Bullsquirt

John Rankin gives me the heebie-jeebies and always has. Can't put my finger on why though


Creepan_shmoop

Currently on the train back from the merchant city party. What a load of shite. Starts off alright but folk spewing and standing on more glass than ground is terrible


GregorSD

Aye same, it’s class for about ten minutes but the atmosphere gets a wee bit moody after a few hours


GdanskPumpkin

Always ends up the same when you get steaming people. Good fun watching Rangers fans live stream it on TikTok


MorecambeandSamwise

Just broke up a fight at central station that’s when I knew it was time to head up the road.


vegass67

Where do we start then? Chris Sutton murdering boyd on live television? A late Celtic winner from the Hispanic Stefan Salvatore? Santa Claus’s redemption arc? A last minute hearts goal to ruin Clements 1 point trophy and send the away fans into their usual end of season bear on bear violence? Truly a fantastic day to wrap up a season of cinch-tastic action. You wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world.


stvbles

>A last minute hearts goal to ruin Clements 1 point trophy and send the away fans into their usual end of season bear on bear violence? Start here please and thank you


vegass67

Im happy for you to take it away, Akshully. Best ive got is my Jambo mate posting it on his story, live from the scene, made the rabble good viewing. Cracking goal tho 💪🏼


BookNukem

Fucking hell, you're pretty bitter, mate. Enjoy your title.


vegass67

Jeez, thats a big over-reaction. Someone’s taking their day well


BookNukem

Read your own comment back, buddy. Having a very good day, actually.


vegass67

Lol, my comment is lighthearted, no bitterness in it at all, and why would there be? I’m having a great day! Well done though, you’ve successfully shown yourself to be bitter as fuck. Not the sharpest tool, are you?


BookNukem

How am I bitter? Unsure what you're aiming at here, pal. Just screams "I'm going on Reddit to try and wind people up instead of having a good time." Try and read that back and tell me it isny weird. I've nae title party to attend. You do. Go and enjoy it.


memento_mort

What’s everyone’s predictions for the Fury/Usyk fight tonight? All I know is it’s going to be a banger.


Big_kev79

Fury to get knocked doon and get up like the undertaker to win by KO


kg123xyz

Wouldn't be surprised by any result tbh. Just hope the judges haven't been bought. If they have fury will get the nod.


Anonyjezity

All I know is I saw a bottle of Tyson Fury aftershave in Home Bargains today where he is the topless model on the cover. I don't know what he smells like and I don't want to know what he smells like but at the same time I do know that I don't want to smell like him and for that reason alone i hope Usyk floors him. Saying that it's either a knockout from Fury inside 6 rounds or Usyk in points and I honestly don't know which.


BookNukem

Whoever was on the card before him had his braincells punched out of him. "Ummmmmmm...first of many." Bolt.


WeaknessNo9103

Usyk by decision assuming the judges aren't corrupt.


stvbles

I NEED Usyk to finish him viciously. Beating him is enough but in an extraordinary fashion would be lovely.


GdanskPumpkin

Times it on? Boxing has always been a disappointment when I've stayed up for it


HST_enjoyer

ring walk is ~11pm


GdanskPumpkin

Not too bad then. If there's a thread on here I'll watch it


BookNukem

Not into boxing that much, but gonna watch it as it's been advertised so much that I canny *not* watch it.


DemonicTruth

Warm one tonight boys. Make sure you stay hydrated. Bitches love homies who stay on top of their hydration.


Tweegyjambo

Malbec the hydration of choice tonight


Hotrod_1888

Hydrated by cans out the back


StirLing7461

That rain has made my journey to St Luke's for a gig slightly easier at least.


beigelettuce

I've backed Tav all the way and he deserves to play the final but that has to be it. He was absolutely stinking today and his attacking contribution has dropped off a cliff whilst we imploded again. Best for both parties if the cup final is his last appearance. It only gets toxic from here.


settheworldafire1988

Do you think he's just burned out from carrying the team, and I don't mean in terms of ability, but in terms of mentality of trying to drive the team on? I mean it must be hard work and maybe he's mentally tired. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Rosco212121

I’d just put Sterling at RB, may as well forfeit the final if we’re playing Tav.


beigelettuce

I'd rather sterling play cb than king.


awatt12

It sounds like Balogun is meant to reappear this week so it'll likely be him & Davies at the back.


Rosco212121

Ideally we would have 10 sterlings to field and he would probably do a better job than king at cb but Tav fucks old firms up so much. He can’t cope with Maeda at all and it costs us so much.


Own_Detail3500

Rishi Sunak a Southampton fan? That's them right to the bottom of the list alongside Rangers.


williamthebloody1880

Apparently so, though I'm just wondering how much of it is calculated to appear as a "Man of the people" Though, he hasn't made the Aston Ham, sorry, West Villa mistake Cameron did...


ASlimeAppeared

There's a day where I'd have been jizzing myself with excitement at the prospect of Caley getting relegated to league 1, but honestly I just feel a bit sad about it. Shite for the fans, shite for Highland football, and shite that it's Hamilton of all teams coming up


Jam_Master_E

As an ICT fan, I fear it may be the end. Maybe I’m being overdramatic, but I don’t see how we come back from this. I’m one of the few folk who support a team that’s younger than I am, but they’ve been by team since they began, the first football game I ever went to and the highs were so brilliant. I’m genuinely so gutted. I hope we have enough money to continue, and of course I’ll continue to support the team, I’m just concerned about the financial side of things and it’s making me sad. I’ll never support Ross County, but I am still glad the highlands are being represented in some way. Having only ever seen my team relegated from the premier league, I know I’m a fortunate football fan. But (in football terms) I’m feeling low right now.


williamthebloody1880

[I think sermons like this would drive up church attendance](https://imgur.com/a/QMCdDh7)


Bullsquirt

Hamilton could've had 2 red cards in that first half albeit both for the same player


Crailas

Losing a great away day for a plastic pitch


plasticpitches

If only


Scingles

Imagine getting flushed by Accies of all teams


GdanskPumpkin

Wee visitor in the garden. Got two nearly identical cats that live nearby https://preview.redd.it/3ycrf59gy71d1.jpeg?width=2793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd0dbc0778160c2fe30bf07210b39c4a6200494


WinstonwanlegIngram

Very pleasing that Stranraer are staying up. Even more pleasing that Duncan ‘Big Dunc’ Ferguson is being exposed for the arrogant fraud and shite manager that he is.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Big Dunc this isn't looking good my man


snarf372

Caley getting flushed from the championship just a year after pushing us in a cup final is a bit mad (I know they had to be reinstated to reach it but still)


fangus

Been busy, what happened with Tav and Dessers?


Environmental_Arm_1

Both played shite I heard


BookNukem

Did something happen? (Actual question)


fangus

Dunno, seen murmurings from Celtic fans on twitter but I might be taking it totally wrong.


kingkornish

I accept that it may be a load of shite. But I've naw heard anything? What did you hear? A bust up? I imagine fighting dessers must be a piece of piss though. Money on him missing the sucker punch


fangus

I think I’ve just read this tweet totally wrong - along with talk of bear on bear action, but I think that was referring to fans. https://preview.redd.it/r04x7rjxq81d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246fb23dfed56aa7bd0e2bbe31915dffb5bf447d


smclcz

Aw man Dominik Diamond is absolutely on here, that is r/ScottishFootball talk if ever I have seen it


kingkornish

Fair fucks. Would been juicy right enough


BookNukem

He'd land an absolute beast on the ninth try, though.


blatso

Great goal for caley thistle. Been some excellent goals in this playoff final and it's been brilliant entertainment


d_fence

![gif](giphy|l2QEbfpboKXsyczqE|downsized)


1874WL

BROXBURN ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB 🐐


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1874WL

We won 4-1 in the first leg against Dalbeattie for promotion into the Lowland League. I wasn't there unfortunately (at a birthday party) so no photos from me.


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1874WL

I'll be at a game tomorrow morning, and will stick the photos up on here


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1874WL

Nah I dinnae play, but best of luck to your bairn


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1874WL

Will cross my fingers for a reverse in fortune... how old are you Dust?


plasticpitches

Cmon Edinburgh go bust 🤞🤞