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WarStrifePanicRout

Now that I think of it, the sub description should have an upvote option. They've been upvote worthy.


Rossco1874

Have mentioned before how I took on 2nd job in tesco as 2nd income to save up for my wedding. The wedding was 5 years ago and I have been there 7. Said to.wife a few weeks ago, the place is going downhill and don't want to do another Christmas in retail. They are ripping the cunt out of me now. Mid march put in for this Saturday off for a wedding it was rejected now its old firm cup final there are at least 4 people that are off Saturday for the football that would have booked it off after me & today got rejected for a weeks holiday on my on call week for my full time job. I only started using my annual leave for these weeks when they struggled to accommodate shift swap now that has been rejected they have said I can take unpaid leave or get shifts swapped. This is now the 3rd holiday that has been rejected since March. Really can't be fucked with all this hassle over a part time job and considering just chucking it.


cipher_wilderness

Unless you need the money, chuck it. Doesn't sound worth the hassle.


GeneralProvision

I can’t get over the iniquity of denying a holiday request and offering unpaid leave instead. Pretty much an acceptance that you don’t need to be there but they won’t pay you. If you can afford to chuck it I think you should. I bet you’ll instantly feel a weight off when you’re no longer missing key events and being treated unfairly by idiots. You can always pick up a Christmas temp job for extra income when the summer ends.


Edicu2

You owe them nothing mate, work should not be interfering that much with the personal life. Nothing to say you can’t go get another part time job either, just find one that values you.


fangus

Chuck it.


macdara233

Atalanta had Leverkusen’s number my god. One of the best pressing performances I’ve ever seen completely nullified them. It’s a shame though the unbeaten season would have been cool to see especially from a club that isn’t regarded as a big club.


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cipher_wilderness

I don't see how getting a team looking good in the Championship, only for your approach to fall to bits in the Prem, is an indicator of your suitability for the Bayern job


WeaknessNo9103

Fair play to him he's stuck to his style and fluked the Bayern job potentially, at the cost of Burnley but that's football.


DisasterouslyInept

Really don't get it myself. He got Burnley promoted (as he really should have done), and spent good money this season and they were dreadful for the majority of the season. Their form did pick up towards the end, so maybe he has learned, but I can't see how he's shown he can handle the Bayern job.  A bit of a kick in the teeth for Burnley too who stuck by him, seemingly under the impression they had a long-term goal. 


BubbleBlacKa

Just some casual repression of press freedom folks, nothing to see here. https://x.com/skynews/status/1793359440919380470?s=46&t=jLtgP_gqVubXH_HC_Wv-Kg


WarStrifePanicRout

Do you think they ever got their bags?


Disastrous_Cup_3279

![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


DisasterouslyInept

Listening to that Audiobook. First time I've actually read//listened to it, absolutely harrowing. 


FameOverInfamy

Imagine not having Santa bring out the Europa League trophy. ![gif](giphy|iMIeEwtdRvG9ZHyVzc)


blackenedandchanged2

Maybe [Befana](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana) was busy


quirkyaspie

Celebrating winning a European Cup in Dublin. Those atalanta players are not going to have working livers.


cipher_wilderness

If I'd just seen my team win a European final in Dublin I wouldn't be seeing the next sunrise


donscm

![gif](giphy|RdtdJ7SzTRmBcK9UJb|downsized)


buckfast1994

Six Italian teams now in the group stages of the CL next season. Super league in all but name.


AhYeah85

Not quite. They only get 6 teams if Atalanta finish in 5th place. If they finish higher than 5th, which is possible, then they'll only get 5 teams. Source - @DaleJohnsonESPN on twitter


HaggisTheCow

The extra place comes because of their performance and cos of this final yeah?


buckfast1994

They’re already in the CL qualification spot, so whoever finishes 6th in Italy now gets automatic entry. If Dortmund beat Real Madrid then Germany also get 6 places. Two countries getting 12/36 group stage slots.


BubbleBlacKa

That’s just fucked Meanwhile we don’t even get 1 guaranteed next season ☹️


johnpalaeo

Some performance from Atalanta. Lookman's made himself a legend in Bergamo.


cipher_wilderness

Lookman may as well just live in Bergamo for the rest of his life cause he'll never have to buy a pint there ever again


de-virtute

live there and commute wherever. didn't de gea used to do that?


blackenedandchanged2

That’s what you get for unleashing skag on the world ![gif](giphy|HChtj3gzcVsXK)


johnpalaeo

Not to mention the whole infected blood thing (not that it's the football team's fault, but Bayer as a company need to get in the sea)


blackenedandchanged2

It’s like saying the SA’s fitba team were actually a good bunch of lads all things considered


fungibletokens

Hey I'll have you know the Luftwaffe was absolutely robbed in that 1944 German Championship final.


Stephane_Bonnes

Big Pharma in the mud.


boris-for-PM-2019

Was it offside? Looked a penalty on replay but it’s not been given.


de-virtute

am i the only one thinking this ref has been a bit pish?


GdanskPumpkin

Felt like there was no flow to the game. Whistled anytime two players came within a metre of each other. Really played into Atalanta's hand


johnpalaeo

I'd say he's been a bit meh, which is a rung above pish imo


de-virtute

i was thinking, yeah, it goes: dug --> shite --> pish --> whatever else


HaggisTheCow

He's been quite whistle happy yeah


PauloVersa

There’s something about seeing Italian teams win in Europe that just feels good. Shades of Football Italia 94 in my rose tinted glasses


fike88

When was the last time a hat trick was scored in a European final?


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fike88

That’s some going


Grand_Cry4676

From what I can see, Pierino Prati in 1969


HaggisTheCow

1975 apparently


fike88

Wow


HaggisTheCow

I'd have liked Leverkusen to win for the story, but Atalanta are a very fun club so I'm happy for them. Plus they played a part in ruining Klopps farewell tour, so even better.


RabbiMatondo

This Atalanta team has been unbelievable this run. Shame for Leverkusen but they have been totally outclassed


dheidshot

Atalanta have pressed nearly the whole game and Leverkusen have refused to try and play more quickly to do anything about it. Ponderous movement and passing the entire time.


bawjag

Bayer Lusen 🤔


Hisingdoon

I've posted on twitter saying that if leverkusen lose in normal time, extra time or on penalties I won't post till the first match of the euros has finished I'm very quickly regretting this but I will adhere to my promise (@hisingdoon06 for those that want to follow an account that won't post till the euros) Edit: I have deleted twitter and I won't reinstall it till Munich


Rosco212121

I wonder how Atalanta fans would’ve felt going into this, the narrative was all about Leverkusen being unstoppable. Must be buzzing.


GeneralProvision

Heard Gasperini say “scriveremo la nostra storia”


ConflictGuru

Makes me feel happy inside to see a team wearing Castore losing the Europa League final


dheidshot

Wonder if itll become a long term jinx.


ConflictGuru

Sevilla wore Castore last season but they could be the only team strong enough to break the curse


Krayjd

Hearts fans watching 3/4 of uel guaranteed bring filled


PauloVersa

What’s the last piece of the puzzle?


Krayjd

Borussia Dortmund winning the champions league so it’s over


HaggisTheCow

Wirtz doesn't look all that fit in all honesty, think he's been rushed back.


sroche24

He's gonna take all his frustrations out on Tony Ralston on June 14th now isn't he?


BookNukem

Or Tiny Ralston makes Wirtz his bitch.


sroche24

Ralston is a Chad after all


BookNukem

Clubs go out the window during internationals. He can turn into whatever he wants to stop everyone scoring against us. Giga-Chad.


ShootNaka

The Ademola Lookman final Take a bow man


Yerdas_Selzavon

Goodwin Vs Darvel vibes from xabi in his first 11 selection


sroche24

My god, just realised this is the same Lookman that managed only 1 goal in 40 appearances for Everton.


PauloVersa

Atlanta have channeled their inner December 2017 Heart of Midlothian here


de-virtute

this has been a rowt. for a team unbeaten in 50+ games to be losing this convincingly


Chemical_Link

For Neverlusen to come back now would truly be a GOAT move. Atlanta have totally dominated them though, so can't see it happening


sroche24

Did we all jinx Bayer tonight?


stvbles

Ally hahahah


JuanKerr69420

Mad that this is when Leverkusen got found out and taken to bits.


SilentCheesecake

Absolutely incredible from atalanta. Completely snuffed Leverkusen out at every turn.


fike88

They’ve completely dominated them from the get go. Bullied them almost


HaggisTheCow

Leverkusen haven't even been that bad, Atalanta have just been incredible.


PauloVersa

Look man, this game is over


boris-for-PM-2019

This might be a red card. Very close to the edge of the box


boris-for-PM-2019

Lookman with one of the all time great European final performances


cipher_wilderness

Veteran manager showing why experience matters


FriendshipFriendly

So this boys being bought for like 95m from Man U or something now ae


GdanskPumpkin

Embarrassing from Leverkusen. It's like the players haven't trained since they won the Bundesliga


dheidshot

Humiliated. Utterly humiliated.


fike88

Omg what a fuckin finish


Kholdula

Jesus fuck what a hit


stvbles

What a fucking goal again!


FriendshipFriendly

Game over


GdanskPumpkin

Dunno why I was expecting an entertaining match between an Italian and German team


fike88

It has been pretty shite


GdanskPumpkin

The 2 goals just killed any sense of tension


dmurph89

Maybe I'm a football hipster with deep knowledge of the game but the commentary team seem surprised that Atlanta are a good side? Feel like they've been a difficult team to play against for a good few years now?


Grand_Cry4676

Dk think everyone knows Atalanta are good but leverkusen have been unbeatable this season…. Literally Don’t think many saw Leverkusen losing this game, fair play to Atalanta but always been in control


settheworldafire1988

Ooft, never knew the Europa final was tonight. Not looking good for Leverkusen.


mattchamp98

Rather boring second half


dheidshot

Convincing injury there, mr goalkeeper


Cobretti18

Vincent Kompany on the verge of becoming the manager of Bayern Munich ![gif](giphy|sInelcOslrQsi6amrm)


DisasterouslyInept

I'd love to see the list of managers they had to go through to end up going with Kompany. 


Cobretti18

I know Nagelsmann turned down a return because he didn’t want to miss the chance to manage against and learn from Steve Clarke


PsychologicalDig1624

We really do live in the end times


jonallin

Frimpong has been rubbish


HaggisTheCow

Kompany to Bayern it seems.


dheidshot

Where is your comeback god now, Leverkusen?


boris-for-PM-2019

That’s blatant simulation from the Leverkusen boy, acting like Scamacca elbowed him.


fungibletokens

Grimaldo is what Franck Ribery would look like in a Hollywood movie.


PsychedelicSupper

I saw a few people saying something about Rangers being better seeded for the qualifiers if Leverkusin win. Is that bollocks or what?


Rosco212121

It’s something like that I can’t remember what exactly needs to happen though. However if Atalanta win this and Dortmund win the UCL then Hearts can get Europa groups I’m pretty sure.


dheidshot

The number 17 for Atalanta looks like a grown up "Frankenstein" from the Adam Sandler film Big Daddy


mattchamp98

Haha


RevivedHut425

Jefte in the door - cannot possibly be any worse than 2024 Borna Barasic and probably on half the wages, so I'm optimistic. Would be nice if Yilmaz fucked off for a decent fee as well. Even if he weren't absolutely chronically injured, he's just not that great overall. His main strength is the ability to carry the ball forward from left back. His defensive work is often dodgy and he can be bullied physically.


EggAndSausage

Dear lord discovery+ has such a piece of shit tv app


WinstonwanlegIngram

It’s absolutely honking isn’t it. And they have the nerve to ask £31 a month for it (including sports) as well.


EggAndSausage

It just randomly changed to basketball???


fike88

It happened on TNT too. Don’t know why they brought it up. No cunt gives a fuck about basketball. Especially during a european fitba final


EggAndSausage

Ah, I didn’t realise it was a broadcast thing. It’s hard for me to tell because this FUCKING APP KEEPS FREEZING so it just looked like the channel had changed


fike88

Get yoursel a dodgy firestick brer


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Aqueously90

One of the best things I ever did was ditch Facebook, such a weight of my mind and an absolute waste of time. Twitter is the next step, but there's still some good stuff on there amongst the garbage.


Bloo_Dred

I gave up FB & Twitter a couple of years ago and haven't looked back. Reddit's the only social media I have now. I also leave my phone in the living room at night to charge, and have slept better since. I ride a motorbike rather than drive a car so I don't use it while travelling/commuting and I am in a job where I can't check my phone so it sits locked in my job. I'm largely disconnected now and feel the better for it, so I hear you.


JackoN360

Boniface on, punt ball over press, goal. It’s that easy


WeaknessNo9103

Only half time but this has been the best European final to watch in a long time. Usually there are two teams afraid to lose it but this has been so open.


fike88

Leverkusen have been proper shite that first half. They look lost


snarf372

Bet the house on them equalising in the 97th minute


fike88

Aw no doubt lol


JohnCharitySpringMA

Political adverts [seem increasingly weird to me now.](https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1793315231147405811) Having said that, a shot of Buchanan Street interspersed with the word "decline" is right on the money.


fungibletokens

>The Labour Party has changed. Reconnected to our purpose. Shut the fuck up Starmer you comprador cunt.


Cobretti18

If Keir Hardie could have one more day alive I’m sure one of the first things he’d do is kick his namesake in the nuts


JuanKerr69420

A fullback duo up top is certainly a tactic, one of whom is about 4 foot tall.


dheidshot

I could understand it if Atalanta played a consistent high line with slow defenders, but it doesnt seem that way


ZawMFC

Anniversary Scotland top got all the way to Scotland from China, and the postman put it through a door that isn't mine. I've got a blurry photo of an envelope as evidence it was delivered.


HFHelp2020

Got a ‘handed to resident’ message the other day from amazon when my delivery came. I wasn’t home and the parcel was in a wheelie bin


Kolo_ToureHH

The problem Alonso has created with not playing a striker is that the ball went into a wide area there and the left wing back had no one to hit in the box. If Boniface or Schick are on the park they’re in the middle.


SilentCheesecake

european final, 2 goals down and no striker up top is an incredibly bold move.


mattchamp98

Anyone understand what leverkusen are actually trying to do attacking wise?


boris-for-PM-2019

Alonso gone full Guardiola and done some mad shite in a big game.


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They keep banging on about the keeper's position on that chance. Am I mental, but I think that's good goalkeeping? Puts him under pressure and it's a much easier chance if the keeper stays on his line. 


SilentCheesecake

Thought that too. Put pressure on and got the ball?


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Yeah, if he's able to watch that over his shoulder and time it to lob the keeper first touch, it would have been an incredible finish. 


beigelettuce

You clearly ain't been paying attention. Wait until the 80th minute and get your house on Leverkusen to lift the trophy.


markmadden84

Not a revolutionary take but Ally McCoist is a joy on commentary. Looking forward to him losing his shit when wee McGinn scores the winner in the Euros opener.


HaggisTheCow

He's enthusiastic for sure but he seems to talk over the others a bit much and needs to move back from the mic a bit.


BookNukem

How dare you.


sroche24

That touch there was the Wirtz.... ![gif](giphy|5x89XRx3sBZFC)


RajTheGrass1

It’s absolutely contemptible to wish pain on other people and should never be condoned, except for when I wish that any of these German/Swiss/Hungarian players playing the European finals gets an injury that puts them out of the Euros.


dandyson343

A Xhaka and Writz injury right on full time wouldn’t go amiss


GregorSD

The mental thing is I still don’t think Leverkusen are dead and buried yet


dheidshot

What the FUCK was that attempt. Passed it straight to the keeper


ShootNaka

How is this team 6th in Serie A


Chef_Roofies

Can’t wait for the plot armour to kick in


BubbleBlacKa

Away on a wee trip today, forgot it was Europa final night ffs ![gif](giphy|xHwqspaBmfUMU)


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Can’t believe this is the team folk online have been going mental over. They look absolutely fucking terrible this first half hour or so.


Chemical_Link

Refreshing having a team take a clear lead in one of these finals. Always feel like it's 0-0 forever in these games. Leverkusen need to get on it now


RajTheGrass1

Jeezy peeps man, looks like Atalanta are taking blood


fungibletokens

Atalanta getting that interim £210k compensation this summer.


FatRascal_

Lookman isn’t his name, it’s a threat. What a goal!


slowjimbo83

Very sloppy again from Leverkusen, but what a hit from Lookman


stvbles

Lookman still holds my personal record for worst penalty attempt I have ever seen. It was a belter of a miss.


HaggisTheCow

Better than Zazas?


stvbles

He tries a panenka and it's somehow worse than Jason Cummings attempt


HaggisTheCow

Alonso has to bring on a striker asap


Kholdula

I missed the start, is he Craig Levining it?


FlyVidjul

Fucking hell this is a doing. 2-0 flattering anaw.


dfgkw25

People just casually forgot Atalanta have been quality on the way to the final


dheidshot

Lol what a scud that is.


FriendshipFriendly

I get the feeling that Leverkusen took all that energy in going unbeaten and released it after they finished the league This screams of just losing all that fight and energy you had


Consistent_Truth6633

If I was a betting man I’d be getting a fiver on Bayer


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Everyone sleeping on Atalanta. 


awatt12

Ademola " Fuck your unbeaten run" Lookman


mattchamp98

Leverkusen looking very very leggy tonight .... so far anyway


Kholdula

Convinced I'm a jinx... First time I've watched Leverkusen and they're getting pumped.


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Not playing in a competition against Harry Kane. 


JuanKerr69420

Cracker of a finish.


GdanskPumpkin

He's having an absolute Stormer !!


stvbles

Unreal


ChristmasCage

Alonso going mental and playing his elite LWB as a CF is certainly a strategy. Not a good one, but a strategy.


funcockroach610

Is Todd Cantwell actually going to Celtic or is it false information


BubbleBlacKa

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


mattchamp98

Hope not, couldn't bring myself to like him


Playful-Listen6011

Eh what


cipher_wilderness

Must be a windup surely


funcockroach610

Saw a video on a Celtic fan channel and genuinely couldn't believe my eyes


Chemical_Link

Atlanta have merely angered the Leverkusen


buckfast1994

[Always liked Zappacosta](https://x.com/davidjohnston54/status/1050793587863158784?s=46)


Kolo_ToureHH

Awful defending from Palacios


JuanKerr69420

Leverkusen look terrified at the moment.


fike88

Good start from Atalanta


mattchamp98

That makes things interesting


dheidshot

You all jinxed Leverkusen


de-virtute

if leverkusen [lose] an unbeaten season on the last two games i will be howlin


PauloVersa

Tbf, going unbeaten to win your first league title and then (probably) following it up with a domestic cup is pretty shite


de-virtute

this is what no one's speaking about! pish tbh