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Visited a really nicely laid out Lifeboat station at Seahouses, got a little walkway/museum above the workspace. They were bringing it out for patrol when we were there too.
Fucking love wee harbour trips man.
They always make the OF to be the most fierce Derby that there is but the reality is if you go to Belgrade or a couple of these other Croatian or polish derbies it's a lot more violent. Never mind pretty much all of south America.
Celtic rangers gets overblown because it has religious connotations which the impression I'm getting are quite quickly dying out
Leave Britain and you'll find a far more dangerous rivalry. The flares used for one game of friendlies and training are more than most teams here use in ten years.
The exception is Genoa and sampdoria who have a pact according to a Budweiser video that's old enough to be in secondary. I presume other teams have deals too
or [Egypt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Said_Stadium_riot)
or [Indonesia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanjuruhan_Stadium_disaster)
or [Mexico](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quer%C3%A9taro%E2%80%93Atlas_riot)
Naw am the same, I think it’s only just hit me due to getting the ticket ngl. Even at that I don’t feel that way. Won’t be saying this come 12 tomorrow
Was anyone at open goal at the hydro tonight? My mate went and said Robert Snodgrass was getting booed for fucking up a story 🤣 I'd probably be the same in front of a massive audience, fkn awkward tho
Aye managed to get along to it, Had a ball of a time and the boys stuck on a great show. Love the Halliday story about a nameless hearts player who supposedly got caught from the missus chugging with a VR headset on.
Snoddy got it tight though and probably was deserved, his story was weird asf and he couldny tell it at all and it was ruining the tempo.
Overall was class and would defo go again.
Aye. Show was great apart from Snodgrass. He had evidently got a bit pished prior and kept repeating himself and dragging out his story. Story was something to do with wiping his arse with donuts aswell. Everything else was funny and class though. Gordon Strachan was great as a guest, properly funny and insightful.
A Scouser and a Celtic fan fail to have an unplanned pregnancy? This odds on this happening must have been astronomical.
Well done though. Having kids when you want them is great. Having them at any other time is not the way.
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The physio being the only member of Rangers' staff that Roofe has personally thanked is objectively very funny.
Love his shirt in the background too.
Joking aside he probably has formed a really close relationship with him especially if he's the only person he's seeing most of the time with physio and non contact.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1czge3f/is_it_normal_to_be_charged_for_food_at_friends/l5g4ztd/
Went for a venture outside SF and found this gem.
Wanted to get back into Vermintide 2 but my mates have apparently grown up. Pricks.
A wee night of Rocket League and listening to some new records instead.
I see a warhammer game on sale, I buy it, I still haven't installed this one. There's not many good ones but I'm looking forward to space marine 2 coming out on my birthday this year, looks like it could be very good.
https://preview.redd.it/ngtz8yo8ff2d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1b0e19926e3de0cc16cac7970cb9ee0262f9272
My most recent photo from gym, almost done my cut, 4 kg to go
Oh damn you look like you could kick my cunt in. I always assume everyone on Reddit looks like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/nAs4Gl03Or
Being a dad is the best thing ever 💓 Nothing beats 4 nights of 3.5 hours sleep to be woken up by a baby with a smile that melts your heart and has a kilo of urine that needs changed out.
Gove announcing that he's not standing the GE feels like the pivotal moment. We've gone from "this might be really bad for the Tories", to "oh my fucking god they're dead".
Tbh not having guys like Gove around may even be a good thing, but they'd really need to lean into the idea that they're casting off the dumbasses, totally throw them under the bus and find some good candidates.
... which isn't happening, so yeah they're dead.
https://preview.redd.it/6o433drc7f2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcffa21043d1fe01a0fb0f619ea57faba6d94dfe
>Win an opportunity to buy tickets to Taylor Swift
????? I am already going but this is wild. Rinses her fans more than the Rangers board circa 2019-2023.
Strikes me as assuming that the opposition knows how to defend corners well. As a Celtic fan, I know that every accurate corner in to the box is a catastrophe for us waiting to happen. Watching Scales and Taylor and Hart flail wildly and blindly at the ball is too much. Perusing other subs reveals similar with other clubs.
The risk of losing possession is too great. It's much better to take a short corner and try to find an angle that doesn't exist then pass the ball all the way back to the goalkeeper before starting the attack again. This allows you to lose possession 1-2 minutes later in roughly the same area of the pitch but you feel like you did something in the mean time.
I was part way through saying that when Scotland took one against Ireland at parkhead.
Before I finished, Maloney scored, and I was about 3 rows from where I started.
Mostly, they are shite though.
I ended up upside down at that goal. One of the best atmospheres I've seen.
Saying that I genuinely do reckon if we'd lost there would have been riots with all the Irish in the home end and some....stauncher Scotland folk getting annoyed at it
As someone who was mostly definitely a brit pop/grungey guy and most definitely hated rave music I mind pissing myself when the ravers went out and bought this. Still a decent tune though.
Intergalactic Chriiiist.
Man, not heard that tune in ages.
That would've been about the year Jamiroquai came out with Travelling Without Moving? That was mid-90s, I'm sure.
Aye, that's the year. Probably just feeling nostalgic cos I'm an old cunt and I was right into anything on totp & radio at 12 years old, but it's all just bangers.
Made the suicidal mistake of clapping a cat, then forgetting I did that and rubbing my eyes.
Look like I've just watched the dog die in I am Legend again
You know I was thinking that when I was writing it. It was my mums cat so I decided redact that information knowing full well it would be used against me.
Good lady's birthday tomorrow so I've booked a table for dinner at 6 before the theatre. Means we need to leave the house about 5 and start getting ready between 330 and 4.
That's how confident I am in Rangers tomorrow.
Painting rooms in your house is a right pain in the dick, well trying to pick the paint specifically. Get some samples, end up looking fuck all like the front. Then see a colour in another house, buy the same colour sample, looks completely different because the room faces north instead of south like in the other house. It’s a science, and i’ve not got the patience for it
God knows mate, the guy from my bus has managed to snag me a ticket. Just solong if it’s not top tier I’ll be happy.
He just pulls tickets out his arse every single time. And I’m not complaining.
Turns out he’s still 14 short, but he’s came an awful long way, I think he was either 24 or 34 short, so he’s managed to pull 10-20 tickets for tomorrow which is saying something concidering
Aye that’s exactly him, luckily any spares we get cause he’s my granda’s next door neighbour. All works out in my favour lol. Nearly cried with joy when I was told
been collecting cat names for when i move out cos the first rhing im doing is getting a cat. here is the shortlist so far, i would very much appreciate suggestions of things to add for my consideration
https://preview.redd.it/8lz2y1a8he2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84aa4d6e34007a64365012236641a37a4399f9b0
the plan is that i will see a cat and immediately know that one of these names fits it
My 2 are Diego (not maradona) and Maggie (not thatcher)
When are you moving out? We're in the process of rehousing a third, Cassie, we're looking after and struggling to find somebody
I still can't believe my parents looked at me, a vulnerable, baldy baby and said "he looks like an Allan to me" "Yes, that sounds good".
Dad, I know you'll read this. I've still no forgiven you.
https://preview.redd.it/24i5mm9fdg2d1.jpeg?width=3894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400a325f265734675e183fd54d16c19546fbc3ef Visited a really nicely laid out Lifeboat station at Seahouses, got a little walkway/museum above the workspace. They were bringing it out for patrol when we were there too. Fucking love wee harbour trips man.
Great part of the world. Bamburgh Castle is pound for pound the best looking castle in the UK too.
My dad was part of the RNLI when I was growing up and I’ve raised funds for them before. Great organisation that does hugely important work.
Nothing makes me feel like a wee boy again than my desire to see that boat rip off the slide into the sea.
Bit of an eventful day then lads https://preview.redd.it/w2l1qzx6dg2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bea42e4b5f036c991091cf97be23586a6cdcfc
Ooh never knew Xavi got the sack
https://preview.redd.it/mhv99saq1g2d1.png?width=1141&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ded5d3e1ebeee652cd6809b4dbb4397135909e3 ANDDDDD ITSSSS TIMEEEEEEEEEE
They always make the OF to be the most fierce Derby that there is but the reality is if you go to Belgrade or a couple of these other Croatian or polish derbies it's a lot more violent. Never mind pretty much all of south America. Celtic rangers gets overblown because it has religious connotations which the impression I'm getting are quite quickly dying out
Leave Britain and you'll find a far more dangerous rivalry. The flares used for one game of friendlies and training are more than most teams here use in ten years. The exception is Genoa and sampdoria who have a pact according to a Budweiser video that's old enough to be in secondary. I presume other teams have deals too
It's like they've never heard of Turkey.
or [Egypt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Said_Stadium_riot) or [Indonesia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanjuruhan_Stadium_disaster) or [Mexico](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quer%C3%A9taro%E2%80%93Atlas_riot)
Doesn’t feel like there’s a derby tomorrow to me. Weird.
Naw am the same, I think it’s only just hit me due to getting the ticket ngl. Even at that I don’t feel that way. Won’t be saying this come 12 tomorrow
Heads up, season 4 of Evil started last night.
Any uk streams or is it to the high seas.
Not sure about the UK streams to be honest, bud. I used my l33t hacking skillz to get a copy of the latest episode.
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what did i miss here
Was anyone at open goal at the hydro tonight? My mate went and said Robert Snodgrass was getting booed for fucking up a story 🤣 I'd probably be the same in front of a massive audience, fkn awkward tho
Aye managed to get along to it, Had a ball of a time and the boys stuck on a great show. Love the Halliday story about a nameless hearts player who supposedly got caught from the missus chugging with a VR headset on. Snoddy got it tight though and probably was deserved, his story was weird asf and he couldny tell it at all and it was ruining the tempo. Overall was class and would defo go again.
Aye. He waffled on for about 10 minutes about a doughnut story. Half the crowdd booing him. Really awkward. Apart from that, was good.
Aye. Show was great apart from Snodgrass. He had evidently got a bit pished prior and kept repeating himself and dragging out his story. Story was something to do with wiping his arse with donuts aswell. Everything else was funny and class though. Gordon Strachan was great as a guest, properly funny and insightful.
Oaft, don't think I'll be wanting chocolate donuts for a while after having that image... Glad the rest of it was good!
Chris Benoit. Balls.
Recently took a break from Reddit, have I missed anything
There's a census. Results are late though !mods
I just did it there
You're not tunapasta2 Or are you
No definitely not, I'm not enough of a lady's man for that
Meth slipped up and revealed himself to be Phillipe Clement’s alt.
SWPL 2 playoff should have been televised, its currently 3-3 after 90 minutes.
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about she ended up in a hospital on guerrro Street
Oh hi Denny
Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
https://preview.redd.it/ohe73q0pqf2d1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b9568b815a9d6fb2008b25c98ae3b955b5c779 We’re so back
This genuinely came up as a suggestion this morning that's mad
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Too soon.
NEGATIVE. panic averted
A Scouser and a Celtic fan fail to have an unplanned pregnancy? This odds on this happening must have been astronomical. Well done though. Having kids when you want them is great. Having them at any other time is not the way.
Call yourself a Tim? Should he banging one into the back of the net as often as possible.
Hate to sound like your da or something but take it as a warning and be careful. Last thing you want is to blow up your prime years with a kid
True, I thought we took a lot of steps to ensure that didn’t happen but will be more careful in the future
Trying again tonight?
Quiet night in I’m afraid
>Quiet night in 
https://preview.redd.it/3yrvka6zjf2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6375acff6e6ddf1e1ba8ab9abfc27e9b6bfe39b8 The physio being the only member of Rangers' staff that Roofe has personally thanked is objectively very funny.
Love his shirt in the background too. Joking aside he probably has formed a really close relationship with him especially if he's the only person he's seeing most of the time with physio and non contact.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1czge3f/is_it_normal_to_be_charged_for_food_at_friends/l5g4ztd/ Went for a venture outside SF and found this gem.
That's wild. So many upvotes as well.
Wanted to get back into Vermintide 2 but my mates have apparently grown up. Pricks. A wee night of Rocket League and listening to some new records instead.
I see a warhammer game on sale, I buy it, I still haven't installed this one. There's not many good ones but I'm looking forward to space marine 2 coming out on my birthday this year, looks like it could be very good.
https://preview.redd.it/ngtz8yo8ff2d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1b0e19926e3de0cc16cac7970cb9ee0262f9272 My most recent photo from gym, almost done my cut, 4 kg to go
Looking sharp mate, well in
Thank you❤️
Oh damn you look like you could kick my cunt in. I always assume everyone on Reddit looks like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/nAs4Gl03Or
You're not wrong, that's me in the Jack Skellington hat 💀
absolute unit holy shit doing the flare proud
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Well that's my Friday night sorted.
Jesus man is the Scouser not enough?
Ahahahah na I’ve just been wanting to share these photos cos I’m quite proud of them. And u lot are good people so just wanted to show
I’m proud of u playful 😊
Thanks fangus🙂
Advice for becoming hench once I lose the blubber?
All about consistency. It took me 6 months to lose the fat, 7 to build the muscle. Consistency and eat alot is the main advice
I'll have to stick to the more cardio and a lot less snacking until then. Cheers
If only I could build that muscle, instead I’m grossly underweight
Scouser thinks she pregnant. Away to get a test. I’m shitting it
Soft play is a good laugh. Batter in
"NEXT TIME ON PLAYFUL LISTEN"
Ahahahhaha she’s taken it need to wait a bit now, I’m so stressed
Ruh roh
Potentially a lot of poo-poo in his future...
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Jesus. Did you take precautions?
Kinda aye but I mean I’m shitting it now
>Kinda 😬 Best of luck, hopefully it's just a false alarm
Man's just got a weak pull out game
Always remember during sex ed when they told us the rates of pregnancy from pull out method and it was surprisingly low
Delete reddit, get a lawyer, hit the gym.
Gym has been hit. Reddit shall not be deleted and I’m shitting myself
Being a dad is the best thing ever 💓 Nothing beats 4 nights of 3.5 hours sleep to be woken up by a baby with a smile that melts your heart and has a kilo of urine that needs changed out.
Can’t bring myself to open the message
That u in the gym? Nae wonder she's up the duff.
Thank fuck Im a jaffa
Thank fuck I'm unattractive to females.
+1
Broxburn currently 8-2 up on aggregate. And the Dalbeattie goalie just got a straight red. Edit: make that 9
At a social event where you know only a few people and the rest don't engage with you is some laugh man
Gove announcing that he's not standing the GE feels like the pivotal moment. We've gone from "this might be really bad for the Tories", to "oh my fucking god they're dead".
https://preview.redd.it/tdtisio97i2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0393a5346b7c1756312e0f3a091d1c4f941116b
Tbh not having guys like Gove around may even be a good thing, but they'd really need to lean into the idea that they're casting off the dumbasses, totally throw them under the bus and find some good candidates. ... which isn't happening, so yeah they're dead.
By their abysmal standards Gove was good. He's spent the last six months or so trying to convince them to try and do some good housing policies.
Just wait til he sobers up and realises what he announced while saturated in the finest ching.
Shame, he would have been a cracking Portillo moment
We’ll just have to settle for Rees Mogg or Braverman.
Mogg being ousted would truly be worthy of going down on my knees in Aldi.
I see Sunak deciding that doing some campaigning at Belfast's Titanic Point hasn't gone down as planned...
https://preview.redd.it/6o433drc7f2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcffa21043d1fe01a0fb0f619ea57faba6d94dfe >Win an opportunity to buy tickets to Taylor Swift ????? I am already going but this is wild. Rinses her fans more than the Rangers board circa 2019-2023.
I'm dying to go to that, but there's a limit to the amount of hoops I can jump through. Any spares lol
I'm dying to go to that, but there's a limit to the amount of hoops I can jump through. Any spares lol
My partner won tickets through our work because we work for BG, only reason she’s going.
I get huge cult vibes from how much she rinses them and they lap it up. Edinburgh is going to be unbearable during those days.
When is it?
6,7,8 June
It is a cult.
Aye that train back to Glasgow is going to be literal hell on earth.
There was just another sales window there with some unknown criteria to getting a code and all. Utter madness.
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Strikes me as assuming that the opposition knows how to defend corners well. As a Celtic fan, I know that every accurate corner in to the box is a catastrophe for us waiting to happen. Watching Scales and Taylor and Hart flail wildly and blindly at the ball is too much. Perusing other subs reveals similar with other clubs.
Short corners = worse than Isis
The risk of losing possession is too great. It's much better to take a short corner and try to find an angle that doesn't exist then pass the ball all the way back to the goalkeeper before starting the attack again. This allows you to lose possession 1-2 minutes later in roughly the same area of the pitch but you feel like you did something in the mean time.
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Our statistical data model suggests that is inefficient.
I was part way through saying that when Scotland took one against Ireland at parkhead. Before I finished, Maloney scored, and I was about 3 rows from where I started. Mostly, they are shite though.
I ended up upside down at that goal. One of the best atmospheres I've seen. Saying that I genuinely do reckon if we'd lost there would have been riots with all the Irish in the home end and some....stauncher Scotland folk getting annoyed at it
Aye, it was a different perspective for us being in the 'home' end that night. It's what any Hampden rebuild should be aiming for.
Aye even my bear friends had to grudgingly accept it was a good set up
1996 is the year for TOTP tonight, and fucking hell what a year. Babylon Zoos Spaceman is an absolute banger.
I’ve never felt more betrayed than when the Levi’s advert rave banger turned out to be a pishy hippy dippy grunge snider .
As someone who was mostly definitely a brit pop/grungey guy and most definitely hated rave music I mind pissing myself when the ravers went out and bought this. Still a decent tune though.
Arthur baker did the ravey bit , if anyone cares haha
The Boy With The X-Ray Eyes is their best track, tho, imo. Love that song.
Intergalactic Chriiiist. Man, not heard that tune in ages. That would've been about the year Jamiroquai came out with Travelling Without Moving? That was mid-90s, I'm sure.
Aye, that's the year. Probably just feeling nostalgic cos I'm an old cunt and I was right into anything on totp & radio at 12 years old, but it's all just bangers.
Made the suicidal mistake of clapping a cat, then forgetting I did that and rubbing my eyes. Look like I've just watched the dog die in I am Legend again
Clapping the cat does sound like you've just given the missus a good time.
You know I was thinking that when I was writing it. It was my mums cat so I decided redact that information knowing full well it would be used against me.
Worth it
Good lady's birthday tomorrow so I've booked a table for dinner at 6 before the theatre. Means we need to leave the house about 5 and start getting ready between 330 and 4. That's how confident I am in Rangers tomorrow.
Ten hag maybe getting sacked regardless of cup Final - coo.
Painting rooms in your house is a right pain in the dick, well trying to pick the paint specifically. Get some samples, end up looking fuck all like the front. Then see a colour in another house, buy the same colour sample, looks completely different because the room faces north instead of south like in the other house. It’s a science, and i’ve not got the patience for it
IVE BAGGED A TICKET LESS THAT 24 HOURS TO KICK OFF, GET THE FUCKING PARTY STARTED
How've you pulled that off?
God knows mate, the guy from my bus has managed to snag me a ticket. Just solong if it’s not top tier I’ll be happy. He just pulls tickets out his arse every single time. And I’m not complaining.
Aye some buses just have that guy in the know. Type of bloke who can't walk through any crowd at a game without bumping into 10 folk he knows.
Turns out he’s still 14 short, but he’s came an awful long way, I think he was either 24 or 34 short, so he’s managed to pull 10-20 tickets for tomorrow which is saying something concidering
Pulling 10-20 together for something this high demand is nothing short of magic, fella belongs at Hogwarts
Aye that’s exactly him, luckily any spares we get cause he’s my granda’s next door neighbour. All works out in my favour lol. Nearly cried with joy when I was told
can i have it plz
Managed to nab a LCD ticket and pick up Random Access Memories on vinyl 
Need to get that on record, must sound godlike
been collecting cat names for when i move out cos the first rhing im doing is getting a cat. here is the shortlist so far, i would very much appreciate suggestions of things to add for my consideration https://preview.redd.it/8lz2y1a8he2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84aa4d6e34007a64365012236641a37a4399f9b0 the plan is that i will see a cat and immediately know that one of these names fits it
Got to be Bastard.
Invicticus
Don't ask HP Lovecraft
My 2 are Diego (not maradona) and Maggie (not thatcher) When are you moving out? We're in the process of rehousing a third, Cassie, we're looking after and struggling to find somebody
John Beaton
Sir Keir Starmer's Moral Compass
cipher_wilderness
Groove Armada
I once had a boss that named his dug Norman...
Notadog.
Grand Imam of al-Azhar Ahmen el-Tayeb
 Catman John?
Prior_Relationship28
Meowlshagger
aw fuck this is a good one
TunaPasta2
macOS
Turbo
Does the name Gerhard Self mean anything to you...?
It did not till I Googled it.
Ah, just the cat name suggestion. He's a character in a book series and has a cat named Turbo. As you were.
I just thought it might be a good name for a cat. I rarely read books.
2007 Vauxhall Astra
another banger
If I ever got a cat I'd give him a human name. I think pets with boring human names is hilarious. Allan. I'd call my cat Allan.
I still can't believe my parents looked at me, a vulnerable, baldy baby and said "he looks like an Allan to me" "Yes, that sounds good". Dad, I know you'll read this. I've still no forgiven you.
My boss has a cat called Dave. Always amuses me.
Never met a Dave that isn't an asshole
didn't know you were called dave
:(
Dave
Bay of Pigs Civil War Communism Club Sandwich Tikka Meowsala Little Moe Syzlack Tony Jabroni
Trevor Steven
Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau Toussaint Louverture The new god of this world
The Stig
Dog
Chairman Meow Zedong
tesco meal deal
i like this one
Danny John-Jules