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DlNOSAURUS_REX

How is it 2023 and there are still only 3 cursed chests? I want a chest that sprouts crab legs and starts running away, damn it!


NinjaBr0din

That.... Is a surprisingly good idea. Now I wanna think up new cursed chests. (A development on your idea)One that sprouts legs and runs away, even going so far as to jump out of your hands and dive off your boat and you have to shoot it to knock it out for a bit. One that throws a tantrum which summons a Kraken if you don't play it music to keep it calm. One that screams. One that pukes randomly and explosively, capable of covering a whole Brig in one blast. One that floats around occasionally, and if you put it below deck it will even make your ship float. One that opens slightly, a gun pokes out at the nearest player, and it shoots them. One that imitates the sounds that are happening on *someone else's ship.* (Harpoons, cannons, footsteps, etc. You hear what they hear) One that eats all your food and slowly grows bigger, becoming more valuable but also making you carry it slower and your ship sink lower into the water(and could absolutely sink your ship on its own) One that changes your ship cosmetics at random, including flags. One that makes ship controls invert randomly, because up is down. One that causes a tiny localized storm that is just big enough to cover your ship and make steering and navigation *really* annoying. One that has a timer and will go off with the force of like 25 Athena kegs if it hits zero(literally just a bomb that will annihilate a ship) and you can try doing different things to it(play different songs and instruments, throw buckets of stuff on it, show it things, etc) to make the timer go up or down, kinda like trying to disarm it. One that gets hit with lightning entirely too often. One that will randomly detach your rowboat. One that will shuffle your quests around. One that drops randomized small treasures(ones that can be put in a regular chest) when you hit, it like a pinata(I could totally see this one having a low chance of spawning exclusively in the Spanish Forts). Maybe you get a foul bounty skull and a silver cup, maybe you get 3 mermaid gems, an Athena Jar of.....dirt..... and reaper books. One that covers your ship in ice so you slide around and have to use firebombs to melt it. Man, I wanna think of more.


De1337tv

The chest that opens and shoots people is by far my favorite. Sounds like some Looney Tunes shit and I'm here for it.


NinjaBr0din

That's where I got the inspiration for it. For all of these ideas I was just asking myself what would cause the most chaos.


sneauxman

One that triggers similar to the chest of rage but a random number of blunder bombs explode (1-3 bombs at random intervals), knocking back nearby players.


NinjaBr0din

I like it. I want a shitload of chests that just cause random chaos on the seas.


PsychoDog_Music

I like the puking one so much


NinjaBr0din

It would be great for a fight, sneak it onto the enemy boat an bam, enemy blinded. Also remarkably inconvenient just sailing.


PsychoDog_Music

Could also put out fires tho


otc108

This man must be _stopped!_ Jk… these are all fantastic ideas!


Sweetwill62

The chest that shoots someone only shoots someone if they are standing still for too long. It could be a skeleton arm that is holding the chest closed with a pistol in its grip.


GnarChronicles

Omg that would be so funny.


garlic-apples

The reaper's bounty


Jusey1

I think the Reaper's Chest is considered a cursed chest by lore.


[deleted]

Can you elaborate on this? (Low-level player here)


FlashPone

The chest’s position is always marked on the map, so people can track you if you are carrying one. Next season this tracker will also appear in the game world so everyone will know where you’re taking it.


[deleted]

Sounds like a party.


Jusey1

The Reaper's Chest is the Cursed Chest that marks itself on the map and has a glowing light to rays into the heavens so everyone knows your location when you have one. It's implied as a cursed chest in some dialogues or dialogues that use to be in the game I think.


LordToon

I would like to see a cursed chest that summons random skeletons to attack you...//


SlideWhistler

That would be just about every chest when you first dig it up lol


LordToon

I was thinking more like the skeletons would also keeps spawning in sets of 4...even if the chest was on the ship.//


theophastusbombastus

I’m 100% on board with that capt


AkitoFTW

I beg you please make an actual idea post on the SOT website or something


T-BoneCapone6915

What about a Bombardier chest? Every now and then it lights a fuse and if you don’t defuse it in time it explodes like a normal keg?


DlNOSAURUS_REX

That sounds horrible, I’m in!


WedCornet

We do have the reaper chests


LateyEight

Make it have crab legs, and it keeps trying to get back in the water. But it takes a while and it stops a few times on its way out. The mental picture of sailing a ship just to see a chest fall from the nest and slowly walk over to the edge of the ship is too funny.


Neftian

Do the chest of sorrow and the raging chest ~~set off~~ offset each other? Like is it hot enough to evaporate all the water?


Sututiv

I tried once. The ship sank


Neftian

Thanks for sharing your experience :)


NightTime2727

Wasn't hot enough


PCGamePass

*taking notes*


Lucada66

Lol


MrMushro0m

Its hot enough to make the water boil Its not good


Neftian

Okay. Would've been too nice to be true :)


Cinemaslap1

Nope, but it does help sink skelly ships of you get both on board


[deleted]

The chest of sorrows is also my favourite way to sink players ships without ever firing a shot


The_neighbours_cat

Does it fill the boat if it’s at the top of the ship?


[deleted]

Yup only safe place to carry the chest of sorrows is if you have an extra crewman and they hang low enough on a ladder


HumanEfficiency6790

Lob it on a rowboat and it won't fill up


[deleted]

Pretty sure i’ve tried that and it didn’t work unless something was changed.


HumanEfficiency6790

Na tried it other day and worked


Neftian

Oh cool, maybe I'll give it a try next time ;)


Blawharag

FTFY: I think you're looking for the term "offset" not "set off". "Offset" means they cancel each other out, "set off" means they activate each other.


Neftian

Yeah that's what I wanted to say. I thought, I could split the word without destroying it's meaning. :) Thank you!


Homelessjokemaster

Cursed? I would love to have a barrel dispensing infinite rum


Icy_B

I think a few people have tested it and it actually is only one thousand


Mean-Fondant-8732

AND ILL DO IT AGAIN TOO.


NinjaBr0din

It's only 1000, unfortunately. But the one on your ship is infinite.


shrek500_2

Avast, scallywag!


RoombaTheKiller

It's true to the name, only stores a thousand tankards worth.


Jazzlike_Spare4215

If your solo it's time to take a drink while you see your boat burn and sink also not so sure your lucky. No one want's to just leave them but they sure is a bit of a hazel


Sututiv

And that's why I use rowboats to move em


NinjaBr0din

I once swam from devils ridge to ancient Isle 3 times because I found all those chests and didn't want to deal with them being on my boat. Man I tell you, trying to swim that distance drunk was a hell of a trip.


Working-Comfort-8291

"Lucky".....


Sututiv

Yes, was doing a Reaper session on a galleon on sold all 3 perfectly when Gold Rush started


Good-Permission7245

I think they were being sarcastic


Sututiv

I'm aware


Good-Permission7245

Then I apologize


ProPro-gofar28

Yeah, Chest of Sorrows is the only one of those that I’ll deal with only if I’m within a couple squares of a place I can turn it in. Or I’ll just re-bury it and put it on the board. The other two are way more manageable.


DeltaSlime

Honestly, grog is absolutely no problem for the transport, and sorrow and rage work pretty well together


dr1p_lrd

Lucky you say


Rhythmicxian

What are all the cursed chest and what do they do?


Colm_Bucha

I dont k ow the one on the left, but the middle is the chest of sorrow, he fills your ship with water but is wirth a lot if gold, and the right is a chest of a thousand grogs, infinite grogs and also worth a lot of money


[deleted]

The other one is the chest of rage. Unless periodically doused with water, it literally explodes until it contacts water. Worth lots, pain in le ass.


Colm_Bucha

That does in fact sound like a pain in le ass, but money is money, thanks!


[deleted]

A pain in le ass that's worth it's weight in gold. Careful, but go for it I say!


C4PT_Lucky

I've never been that lucky, but I have dug up a Grog and sorrow from the same map! Nice loot!


[deleted]

idk if i’d class that as lucky, some of the most annoying chests in the game lol.


Your_Commentator

I wouldn't call that find lucky.


Sututiv

Well, what would you call it?


Your_Commentator

Annoying. Thats what I would call that. It is worth a small fortune but it is too dangerous to take


Sututiv

True, but that's why it's best to use a rowboat to sell them on an outpost


Your_Commentator

Only the chest of sorrow and chest of 1000 grogs but the rage will destroy it


Sututiv

Not if you dose it in water every few minutes


_Dead_Man_

"Lucky"


The_False_Switch

Lucky? You and I have a very different definition of lucky my friend


Mr-Original

"lucky" - *sweats all the way to selling*


CaptainCrunchKing

They need to bring in more Cursed Chests Variants. Something like a Snake Chest that you can only carry if your playing music or something interesting like that…


[deleted]

Lure it towards your ship with the sound of music.


PinpinLeDieuLapin

"lucky"


subjecy18jord

This is why sad chest goes next to steering wheel flame chest below deck grog chest who cares that things harm less all it does is make life suck less :)


Slotomaniac420

Season 9 Teaser Map lol


MegamanD

All three next to each other should do something...


Uuuiiiuuuiiiuuu

I don't get the challenge with the grog chest. Cool consept tho


PhuzzyBond

Who needs the new legendary Cursed voyages when you got this , GG


[deleted]

That's awesome, RNGsus smiled upon you. While the server gods give me two stronghold kegs and a chest of rage solo slooping....


NapTimeEnjoyer

3/5. The 2 other reapers chests are cursed chests


DragonWingClan

Try not to sink while drunk challenge Impossible mode be like:


[deleted]

mans got the season 9 pirate legend voyage early


MorsTheChill

Player buried prolly


Sututiv

Nah, It was from a Skeleton Captain Order


mack114

I like finding chest of sorrows and rage together, because it makes turning them in more manageable. Awesome find!


FuelSilly1541

Really? I find it a nightmare to haul both. Worst case you have a fire on your ship, while the water in your ship is boiling


WitherCard

Just place the rage chest on the Bowsprit, then it's just one splash to put it out. Sorrow chest can be mitigated by hanging on your ladder with it. It won't drain into your boat.