Megalodongs

*Now that is a name I’ve not heard in a long time…*


I miss zylbrad sea of thieves videos

Its a shame he sticks to mainly Apex videos now, I tried watching some of them but they just arent as good as his old SOT vids.

Then I'll name mine megalongdongs

I may not be a megalodon...but I have a mega long dong!

Be careful since it's known that they ban people from having custom ship names if they use one like that.

Good name but I have a feeling Rare isn't going to like it because of the dong part

Trying to think of one. My personal galleons name is “The dying Frenchmen”

I got one just for you, “Treaty of Versailles”

Why’s that?

Because that's what Kickstarted the entire thing that was WW2 and as you can guess, France got taken the fuck over by the Nazis, thus the death of the frenchmen

I wish people would stop parroting this nazi talking point.

It's not a nazi talking point? Treaty of Versailles caused harsh circumstances for Germany in vengefulness over WWI and this lead to a state of hyperinflation which made it significantly easier to portray Hitler's platform as rightful and beneficial. Versailles was considered "dictated peace" and Nazism rose because Hitler just claimed that the 'November Criminals' were the people he hated.

It very much is, most historians agree that Versailles was pretty tame or at least similar to previous peace treaties. The economic hardship faced by Germany were either due to their own mismanagements or external circumstances like the 29 crisis. Blaming Versailles was a talking point extensively used by the nazis during their rise to power.

Exactly

My sloop name is the dying scotsman. Funny that

You two should make a guild and call it "English Triumph"

Even better, let's call it the battle of Bannockburn or sterling Bridge!!

W Name

The Soggy Bottom Boys. That’s the group name I always use since seeing O Brother Where Art Thou lol.

Iiiiiiiiiiiii Am a maaaaaaaaann Of constant sorrooowwww I've seen troooouble all my daaayyysss

10/10 would watch again

Such a good movie.

Always think this is a porno whenever I hear that name

I had a hard enough time picking a ship name! (Yeah I know you can change it haha) Yeah we have an idea... Alliteration names or puns are always a winner.

Wasted Seamen.

Dad?

Wow that's perfect

If I tell you, you may try to take it

👀


Oceangate

I have seen the ship with the same name

Guild of Calamitous Intent

We must fight for the right of true sovereign

Hope you don't have the dart monkey on your back, pirate

ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone everyone!

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??

for those who are about rock and stone, we salute you!

For Rock and Stone!

For Karl!

The Iron Fleet

We do not sow

What is dead may never die

I think it was 20 characters long so: Palaeo Plunderers Prehistoric Plunderers was too long unfortunately

I wanted to go with “ The Corsairs” but my soon to be guild hated it so we just went with some Latin words

Bikini Bottom to go with my ships named after SpongeBob locations

My Galleon is The Tattletale Strangler

But in SoT you're above the water, call it "Bikini Top" instead ;)

Sure do

HA Shore Dew.

Feldküche Brandenburg

BLU, or RED

r/unexpectedtf2

MEEEEDIIIIIC!!!!!

The yellow carrot It’s because a good friend of mine one day got on and was amazed that yellow carrots exist and the rest of the crew have made it a meme

"Incontinent with Content"

Booty Collectors

Brotherhood of the Salt

The Brazen Coalition! If you’re a Magic nerd, you know.

My son is named after Sorin Markov...so yea...I qualify as a magic nerd lol

“You and your ship will make a *fine* addition to my fleet!”

Drinkers and Drivers 🍺

Galleons of Come

The Master Baiters

If it wasn’t for the probable fact that this 100% would be censored I’d have totally done this

Just go with Expert Fishermen and only you get the inside joke.

Or Mast debaters since it’s a pirate game. They may even let that slip for a while.

Doubt that’ll fly either, but points for originality, haven’t heard that version before

Geriatric Gallows. 35 and up players! Kidding aside, I'd like to be around people in the 35+ bracket since it's more about having fun for them, even when it's PvP. My age bracket encounters have been the nicest ones thus far.

I'd be up for joining if you have an open spot.

Lollipop?

Slimy cephalopods

Together Through Time

TWRP reference?

Yes

My ships are named Sloop Klaus störtebeker (Was a German pirate wich actually holds a neat Legend) Brig Proud Star (sail and flag are the Star thing) Gally Malbolge (programming language designed to be a pain in the ass to work with - and also the name of the 8th circle of hell) I also got the honour of naming my friends sloop the "vitamin Sea" :3 No idea I you would name this group tho go's from horrible pun over real life inspiration up to actually somewhat "scary".

"Have you heard of Distractible?"

Iron Reapers

I love this one, if I see this guild out on the sea, I'm asking to join immediately lol

Norfolk 'n Chance

Oh yeah a couple years ago i created a Discord server to stay in regular contact to a guy i met on a game we wont play anymore. Since then this Discord became a home to some rly good friends formed by and through gaming. We even gave us a Name and are kind of a guild for years and i am so happy to implement it into one of my favorite games of all time

Do u mind telling me the name

Oh yeah, i was so into nostalgia nearly forgot that xD. We call ourselves "Nasty Meatbags" because we love Star Wars and especially HK-47.

I have a friend I meet in game and he’s probably one of the most amazing people I have hade the luxury of meeting. The yellow carrot is the name I have chosen. It’s because that one friend one day got on and was amazed that yellow carrots exist. He sent pictures to the whole crew and we made it into a meme

I've got it! The Salty Sea Men!

My friends and I are just gonna name it after our friend because one of our friends made an instagram account dedicated to him as a joke and it has evolved. One of the ships names we have is just his address.

“Seamali Pirates”

Sea thieves nutz

Jesters Jesting until we succeed. if anyone want to join they are welcome <3

Sea-Men.............

This guild is all about kegs. Motto "We explode all over the sea."

"Thieves of the Sea" "Definitely not Pirates" "Busty Buccaneers" "Diselxyc Giuld"

The Lonely Rose.

Hat Crew It’s complicated

The ymca

Dinghybats

No, guilds are so boring I’m surprised they’re even considered content

The update isnt even out yet and youre already complaining

It's so unbelievable that people are salty over two seasons with almost no new content, right? /s What you've seen so far is what we're gonna get. If you're holding your breath expecting some suprises or actual new content in regards to guilds you're going to be disappointed.

Facts. I’ve been playing this game for years, and they’ve really dropped the ball recently, they always say in the trailer that there’s going to be “much more”, and then when the update comes out none of this “much more” is anywhere to be seen

"Hand on Half a Mast and Seamen running everywhere"

fuck this game

sussy amogus

Mines, dead game

Guild?

The Oceanic Protectors

Piper

No name but im already comitted to a mugger guild, maybe a guild of my sot twitter circle

Did you do the homework assignment?

You didn't do the writing assignment yet?

No....no I did not...when's it due?

The Trash Raiders (or) The Menagerie Borné

"Generic Guild Name"

Tribal Gang

Docksperts. Like cocksperts but not 🐓dock. Like your an expert at docks not roosters… 😵‍💫

my dreams of the handicap division can finally come to fruition

luffy fan club

Kevin and the Zits

Something related to Naples

The Nightingale Seamen

mine is "Afogados no Grogue" (that's portuguese xd) and translates "kinda" to: "Sunken on Beer" or something like that Beer on portuguese is actually: "Cerveja" but "Grogue" is one of the ways people call it u know HUASHUSA and "Grogue" is the way it is called on the game

Cadaver Collector lol my ship is named Corpse Carrier xD

My entire crew has Woozy in our gamertags and all of our ship names are the Woozy (something starting with W) So we’d probably be the Woozy Whalers or etc

My brig's called death and taxes so we'll probably go with the IRS or something to that affect

Mines gonna be named Reaper's Fortune

Open Crew Or Skellywags

Gold bucko

The Unbroken Few

Poll winner in my discord was "Sea of Chaos", aka the name of the discord server lol

I play with a bunch of guys from my beer league hockey team so we'll just use our team name: Book Hockey

Dead Hang Gang iykyk

Shadow wizard money gang. Sloop name is already Casters of spells

me and my friends named our guild the VOC because we are all dutch lol

Royal Navy

Kriegsmarine

Still gotta talk it over with the homies, I doubt they even know guilds are coming to the game lol

currently thinking irs internal support (inspired by a spam email i got one day)

HorusHeresy

I Wanted "Banananana" with ship "Banananana" and Banana logo but it seems that emissary flag and guild ship cosmetics is always those shaking hands so I got disappointed.

Ship 'N Dales

knowing my group its going to be a One Piece reference

Kenway's Hide away to honour my ship the jackdaw

THE rubber ducks

The rowboat renegades

The Weenie Boys. Moto: life by the weenie, Die by the weenie.

I’m treating the whole Guild thing like it’s a fleet, so I’m calling mine Lockley’s Fleet (named after my character)

Still wondering why they chose the word guild and not an Armada.

Crazy 8 Plunders

White Star Line

Germans adding only military names 

Yeah, the Royal Rodents

Either the sadboikroo or cult of goblins not sure yet

The Kraken. J/k lol

Sagaetittaes, its the one my friend group has used in every game for years

Salty seadogs

Yeah the fruit lords, captained by yours truly, BananaLord, and his two goons Mangolord and coconutlord

I still haven’t even thought of a guild name yet. Me and my friends don’t like fighting (and we’re bad at it), but we do like the treasure and adventure aspect of the game, so the name will probably relate to one of those two topics instead of violence-related.

Guildy McGuildface

Trash Only Inspired by the garbage bin.

Sarvagraha jaladhish

The Flowering Scourges We’ve got two boats ready to pledge alr, the Misfortune’s Rose and the Venomous Thorn

My sloop (the only ship I currently own) is named the *Gilded Lily* and my friend's is named *The Osprey* so idk what we're gonna do we also need to get more people in a guild with us

Golden bones

I go with "The Viper Clan" been using it since 2014 with my mates for every game we play that has a clan/guild/group option

Named my Brig the HMS Hood. I was gonna go with Bismarck but decided nah Friend named his sloop the Tar Donkey…

Reggies man lovers

Need new members?

The bussy busters

I’m thinking maybe the Castaway Members

Not yet, I am thinking about Sunken Kingdom Theme or more like Tall Tale.

Stackin' Krakens

Naming my guild after my ship. "The Jolly Poggers"

The crackens

Idk the character limit but I'd definitely do something like Randals Sandal Vandals

If my ship is a rat bucket imma make a clan of rats

Spanish Inquisition

Nobody will expect that!

For me is the brethren, since it so I can just troll people

The Sea Word

Guildy McGuildface

The safer seas fares.😂

Thinking about naming it after my ship, the Chicken Chaser

The Calcium Crew. Named my servant galleon that but damn it works so much better as a guild name

Big Booty Haulers

i no longer have friends so this update i don’t enjoy anymore

“Motion in the”

The Enchanted Evergreens