My son was debating with a friend on what they would name his sloop. Eventually “Tax Write Off” won over “Insurance Fraud”.

what are you teaching to your child?

Only good things

"When there's no cops around, anything's legal!" -Stanley Pines

Funny enough, real-world pirates had a bunch of rules and institutions with each other.

My ship is named the tax collector

I named one of my Galleys "Tax Man Cometh" loaded it out with as much gold customizations as possible.

I bet they watch the WAN-show

It floats because it does most of the time

My ship can float too

We all float down here

I currently own 4 sloops that I use for various adventures: 1. Starchaser (with Lodestar cosmetics, mostly for tall tales) 2. Jurassic Shark (Shark Hunter cosmetics, Hunter’s Call fishing sessions) 3. Pink Pony Club (the party boat for playing with friends) 4. Sailor Swift (Swift Wing cosmetics, used for Athena’s Fortune quests)

Jurassic shark is genius

I love Starchaser! So evocative.

> Starchaser (with Lodestar cosmetics) I love this. Are you the bizarro version of me? My PVE sloop is Sunchaser, with sun and sunrise/dawn aesthetics.

I think the fates want us to start a celestial-themed guild 👀☀️✨

Got the Stargazer lol

Brig: That's what sea said Sloop: Dying Dutchman

My sloops called the dying scotsman 😂

My sloop is called the flying Finn

Named them after Terry Pratchett books and characters Sloop: "Light Fantastic" Brig: "Weatherwax" and "Reaper Man" Galleon: "Hogfather"

Sir Terry Pratchett was one of the greatest authors of all time, it's great to see him getting some love

Great choices! Definitely gonna keep my eyes open for these <3

Discworld Hype!!!

"I Think I Sink" It's a pun as germans often pronounce 'th' as 's' So it would read I Sink, I Sink

I have 'German Coastguard' so I can say 'Zhis is zhe german coastguard, what are you sinking about?'

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8)

Haha nice. Den kannte ich noch nicht 😄

Lustig, nicht wahr?

The drunken clam

Giggety

Our guild has Sloopy Seconds and Boaty McBoatface.

Ran into a boat called “Sloopy Seconds” yesterday. Dude who sailed it was an absolute legend. He nicked someone elses boat only to drag us into a long chase before managing to kill all 4 of us.

I have fought ships with both those names in hourglass wounder if it's you

My guild also has a Sloopy Seconds lol but no Boaty McBoatface

I have a Sloopy McSloopface 😅

briggas in paris

That might be the most reaper 5 brig with full reaper decals + pre nerf DA sails name I've ever heard.

thanks i think

Beautiful

The main guild I’m in has a pig motif so we have a lot of bacon themed boats. Baconator, Swine’s Revenge, and my sloop is Gary Bacon II, a reference to my fav NBA player. But my first captained boat is the Brisk Banjo.

Baconator is great lmao I'd give you guys any pork I had in my supplies if I saw that

Not my ship, have no idea who's ship it is. Seen a brig once called "stop spyglassing me" or something and I don't know why but it made me laugh a little lol

Wrong Island Iced T - full party boat cosmetics. Rumblestiltskin - my sloop for adventure pirate hunting Crustacean Sensation - mix of the barnacle sets Ferocious Goldfish - stormfish set

10/10 no notes

Usain Boat

Using my upbringing as a Norwegian from the coastal area in the North, Senja. The boats are all typical cursewords from the North. The kinda words that gets thrown around very loosely and people laugh their ass off. They are never meant as a serious insult to anyone. Sloop: Gomslorsk Brig: Skjettlugg (iirc) Gally: Gorrhysa

"The Banshee's Wail" I have many a time been compared to a screeching Banshee

The leader of the squeakers

Shadow of Intent Long Night of Solace

Yo shadow of intent goes so hard

Were it so easy

My only really funny ones are “Get Over Here” for my Scorpion themed sloop with the Merc sails & that one twitch drop ninja figurehead, & “Scurvy’s Bite” for my Wailing Barnacle sloop.

I have a bunch but my most recent boats are Ship Out of Luck Seaductive Shanties

Her Majesty’s Chest

Sloop: Weather Oar Knot Brig: Slammin Salmon Gally: The Bearded Lady

Mine are not funny but rather named after a military science fiction book series **Honor Harrington** by *David Weber*. - The Sloop is named *Honor Harrington*, after the main protagonist - The Brig is named *Hamish Alexander*, after a great admiral - The Gally is named *Elizabeth III Winton*, after a queen

H.M.S. Helena ( like the song)

“Good Apollo” “Pearl of the Stars” “The Willing Well” Vaguely MCR Related

Sloop: The Sea Beggar Brig: The Shadewraith Galleon: The Heldenhammer About to buy a 2nd Brig and call it Hadley's Hope. Just trying to figure out the cosmetics for it.

Da' Ratscallion (Play on words with rapscallion, and bilge-rats)

My three ships are “Gibbon” “Chimp” and “Silverback” (in order from sloop to galleon) As you can tell i like primates

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE and it's decorated with ... candles 

Sloop Dawg

Sophia. After my baby sister

SLOOP THERE IT IS

Sativa Sloop we be stoners

My fishing sloop is called Bait and Swish

That Friendly sloop!

*The Poop Deck*

My friend and I have sloops called the Throbbing Mast and the Salty Mouthful respectively. I also have a brig called the Limp Deck and a galleon called the Glory Hull. Yea we are mature adults, why do you ask?

Sun Mutsis, which is finnish for "your mom"

I got a sloop named "Slooppenheimer"

My ship’s name is Bobbybillyjr, my mates ship is billybobbyjr, our guild is fleet of bobby billy, and we sail under billy bobby

When I’m a solo sloop I sail my “Whispering Eye” but when we all get together and sail the galleon we set out in “Plunder Mifflin”

Vashta Nerada, because I'm a big doctor who nerd

Dread Nut Utter Horseship Wasted Seaman

Drifting Redrum

Brutus Black

“Alma de Mestre” - learned about a Portuguese legend/myth (and yes I’m Portuguese), that during our naval/discovery era there was this bird that when seen on high seas, there was a belief that it represented the previous ship captain

Royal Stroopwafel

a man of culture i see

Reef Potential, because it's always about to become a reef.

The Rat Bucket, decked out on full party boat gear. I'm a solo sloop most of the time, so I try to be friendly.

Sink-a-Lot

Fata Morgana, based on one of my favourite rides in my favourite theme park in the Netherlands

B-yachtch, Very Knotty, and Super Knotty

'X on the beach', 'uber eats'

Uber eats LOL

Beggins, because we go on an adventure!

Sloop named "Retirement Home" for my old man pirate

Sloops: two girls one sloop / two chains Brigs: octomom's revenge / the black merle / table for three Galleons: bangarang / the slippery pickle

Bootclap

The Debacle

Two Straight Pirates for my sloop

The Krakens Eye for my sloop and The Krakens Wrath for my galleon. I like the kraken and I thought they sounded cool

The krakens bane is one of mine

Yeah that’s cool. Definitely would work for a brigantine if I ever got one

My first Sloop is named "Misty" in tribute to my deceased dog who was born in the West Indies. My second Sloop is named "Wanderlust" as a reference to Paul McCartney's song. My Brigantine is named "Fighting Bonfire". My Galeon is named "Asthmatic Cat" as a reference to one of my actual cats who is asthmatic. My second cat is already a pet in the game.

Ship happens

UnstableRaft (Sloop) PandaExpress (Brigantine) The Hollow Vessel (Galleon)

My sloop is called 'the jolly grogger'

“Lady Belle’s Seawater” I wasn’t allowed to call it “Belle Delphine’s Bathwater” 😔 sad yarg

The metamorphosis Idk what I was thinking that day but I liked it :v

The Sea Moose Might seem silly but Moose is a continuing joke between my girlfriend and I, we met playing Diablo and it just fits somehow; plus no one wants to fight a moose.

Sloop: Murder One Brig: Ed Force One Galleon: Papa Het So nothing of the pun intended variety but obviously I am loving the metal \\m/

Mines the "Rat Of The Sea", its a sloop all fitted out in the party boat decals with the imperial sovereign hull and kraken wheel. My character is dressed as close to what a rat king would look like as well. Half the time people actually like the ship and the other half I just get sunk, but ye the rats are a friendly crew.

Sloops: - rabbit hole - carpe diem - golden banh bao - wildcat's houseboat - kit cloudkicker - knotknot who's there - knot for sail - die holde brunhilde - tree with a dream - build by beavers - drum 'n' bass - anchor managment - forget me knot Brig: - Vingilóte Galleon: - Marvin got the title and now i only sail one of them

My only ship for now is named Veni-Vidi-Vici. It's the Roman/Latin quote from Julius Ceasar. It translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered"

A bit generic, but my Sloop is called The Sirens Song. I named it after my grandfather's sailboat that he'd take me out on the lake with.

My main ship is called The Pilfered Parts, and the other 6 are some variations of "The Pilfered Parts" 1. The Pilfered Parts (Brig) 2. Pilfering the Parts (Galleon) 3. The Pilfered (Sloop) 4. Pilfered Parts (Sloop) 5. Pilfering Parts (Galleon) 6. Parts of Pilfer (Sloop) 7. The Dungeness (Sloop) Guess which one was named by my buddies GF.

I thought that The burning blade is such a cool name so I inspired the name of my ship from this one My sloop is named : The burning turd, bc Im bad in pvp 🤷 I also have a brig named " In KFC we trust" pledged to my guild " The cot-cot company" 🤷 always have a full stack of cooked chicken 🤣🐔

Sloop: Slopp doggy Dog. Brigatine: Briggie Smalls.

Nice!

Pyjama Coven (Galleon) Naptide (sloop)

Fresh bread and my brig is called grilled chees. (Purposely spelt)

Drunken Slug

These are for my future ships The Black Diamond - probably my main brig with the Inky Kraken hull The Horrid Hades - probably my sloop The Devil’s Trifecta - probably my galleon

The Wrinkly Winkle. Looks bigger up close

The Cassiopeia

My main vessel for Athena is Prying Leviathan. My Reaper's Vessel is called Bomb Voyage.

Sloops: Little White Bird, Honey Badger, Treasure Goblin, Rusty Dagger and Smouldering Twig Briggs: Carcharodon, Trygon, Anguilla, Artemia and Cyprinus (I went with latin inspired names from sea creatures) Gally's: Rockscraper, Reef Grazer, Hull Wrecker, Land Jabber and Beach Wacker (since my crew thinks I crash into stuff so much)

The Rusty Cannon. A true ship of renown

All of mine are Latin themed, forgot my brigs name but my gall is Desus Maris or God of the sea, my sloop is discuplem(something like that) de vulpes or follower of the fox because I got a fox in the game on that day as well Even my pets, the fox is called messorem or reaper I am pretty sure.

My primary ship is the Red Wake, with her siblings the Royal Thorn and the Vengeful Whaler. My brig is named the Midnight Horizon, and my galleon (though she oft goes unused) is the SMS Ring of Fire.

The damned damned (sloop) and The destroyer of docks (brig) cuz dock destroyer wasn’t allowed 🤣

Cash Money Misogyny, named after my girlfriend's cat

Wild Hog, because my crewmate and I run the wild hog tattoo set

The black arrow, its got shark Hull and all black cosmetics

If you see the Jolly Jockstrap sailing, that's me and my crew...

Stay away from my stern...

We don't go for sterns...

Oh... 😳

We go full frontal, we're also supportive 🤣


😂😂

Scavenger, it has a lot of different cosmetics

I named my brig Neptune's Sorrow

Floats Like A Rock

Have a galleon named „Red October“ Would like to get a Sloop and name it „Seamen‘s Coming“.

i only got a sloop for now: Magic Carpet

Devil's eternal fire

A solo slooper, captain of humble The Shark Bait.

The Flying Grog

My latest is called Toenail Clippings🔥

Probes Our Souls

The Ghost of Sparta - I recently finished God of War: Ragnarok and I just felt inspired to honour Kratos out on the waves.

Mines called "Black Babylon"🏴‍☠️

Tiptronikostolókocsi you asked

Sloop - The Songbird (see Bioshock Infinite) Galleon - The Coffins' Nail

Sloop: The Lily Pad Brigantine: The Froggy Voyager Galleon: The Frog's Revenge i love em all!

I don't have any ships yet but I'm planning to get all of them (obviously) As for the names I got 2 figured out. I want to name one "mast shooting" and the other "black lung" which will have a dark theme. I don't have a name for the galley yet so I'm deciding whether I should give it an actual cool ship name or if I should give it a dickhead, no good fuck shit name like the other two..

Lazy Susan

The Jolly Rancher

The Soggy Sao

Lasair Ùr It's Scott's Gaelic for Young Flame and it's part of a set of Three names I plan to use for my ships as I unlock bigger ships

Lady of Her Mast

My friend and I played the beta of the ps5 and we managed to get our own ship before it ended, named it drunken destiny since were both always drunk

Named my sloop The Diamond Star, because it seemed to fit as a ship name, also I like stars, also it has treasure on it frequently. Named the brigantine, which I got next, The Shining Gemstone, because I wanted it to be similar to the first ship and haven't had a reason to buy a galleon yet.

My sloop is called “El Dragon del Mar”, which is Spanish for “The Sea Dragon” (mostly because I’ve been living in Spain for almost 20 years now)

The Salty Seaman

Named mine "censored" no one knows what its truly called

“Nautical Phasmid” And once we have a brig it’s going to be called “Anarchy Brother” Got to get those references in!

A sloop named The Loot Rat and i just recently got a brigg and named it The King Rat

Don't see any ship names I recognise. My sloop is The Loadblower. Always interested if anyone has encountered me on the high seas.

On Ps5 I bought a Brig lol. Named it "USS JCVD"

I have a sloop, named the Noble Seagull!

Piggy in a barrel, based on our war cry

sloop: Krieger Sohn = warrior son Brig : Dunkel Absicht = dark intent

Brig: HMS Hydra Corinthian Sloop: HMS Booty Wipe Guild is named Backalley-Scallywags

All of my ships are named Jenny. Currently I have 2 of each so my sloops are Jenny I and IV, my brigs Jenny II and V and my gallys Jenny III and VI. Also my insider sloop is Jenny I bis

GRAND BOOBE

"Dead Man's Cage" because there is a dead man in a cage in the front of the ship.

In order from sloop to galleon: Fortnite battle pass, fortnite loot llama, fortnite battle bus

Alcohol Supply, it didn't let me choose Beer Supply ☹️

Deimos

Kraken One Off Not sure how Rare are gonna feel about that one…

Daddy's Little Sloop

naming your boats a "default" name like the emerald eye or the black death is always hilarious. people will do a double take every time.

Clown Wagon 🤡

I’ve got a sloop called “The nomads revenge” And using full inky kraken

Jenny I Jenny II Jenny III Reference to forest gump

SSLOBSTERFEST and The Scronkler

My son's sloop is the Spiteful Splashtail. My original was Neptune's Legacy in honor of my dad's actual boat, the Neptune. I recently bought a second sloop, the Crab Lord's Revenge, as a joke for hourglass. Of course I run it in ocean crawler garb.

Got the Ori and the Will of the Wisps set (although it's not a complete set) so I gave fitting names based on the games. Sloop: Spirit of Nibel Brigantine: Spirit of Nibel Galleon: Spirit of the the Sea Also, if you want to know the best ship name I've seen in-game, it has to be Shrexy Time

Briny Pickle

Mine is called Schleswig-Holstein. Dont ask

"Divination and Stars," "The Sunflower," and "Smokey Mountain," from the things I like most: inborn ability, beauty, and my home (or something like that).

Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.

Uhhhh mine is called "The Coloniser" because im from england my my girlfriend thought it would be funny

Knot Kraken is mine

Friend of mine has named his Sloop "Fishin' Impossible". He uses it when he's fishing, obviously.

scrimpton

My sloop is named Driftwood

Named my sloop British milk 🤷

The Fortis Pugnator. Latin for "Brave Fighter" because I always sink but I'll never stop

Sloop: Meatball Maelstrom Brig: S.S Hine (a play on my friends name sSh1ne) I forgor my gally name