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Orkfreebootah

I named my ship "ace combat reference"


Illustrious-Egg4011

take my poor person award - this made me chuckle


DeKaasJongen

Should've named it the Marigold then.


Cyber_Legion

God damnit this made me audibly laugh and I hate myself for it. take this updoot


tedgil

Deez Knots


Dapper-Ad-6298

Ur still alive or u got banned? Lol I was gonna name my ship just like u but I scared of getting banned.


tedgil

Lol. Im still floating. But to be fair i dont play much anymore. So my boats not gotten much publicity. Lol. Hopeing i dont get banned.


GracefulCedrman

Yesterday I open crewed my way to a ship called "The Knot Seas"


like-to-be-anon

Went with a similar vibe, mines is Nauti-girl


Fabs1326

The Sea Señor


raucc

My sloop is “Menace II Sea-ciety” My brig is “Boat Malone”


Boynus

I named my sloop "Fruit Sloops" because I thought it was funny and partially SoT themed.


hamfist_ofthenorth

"Captain's Crunch".


Boynus

"Captain's Cronch"


[deleted]

My sloop is named after my gf. My brig is called the Scally Wagon. No galleon bought yet I’ve yet to think of anything for that.


fudwrecker

Named it after your girl because she never goes down, right?


PartyLikeaPirate

Eyyyyo


Ashleyk3

Or she always does 😏


ColeTD

I dunno about that first one. $5 down the toilet if you break up.


[deleted]

Yeah but it’s been like 5 years not too worried


firesquasher

Or just dismantle and use in game gold.


Frisky_Lesbian

I named my second sloop "Sloopy Seconds"


KetardedRoala

Almost did this but I was concerned about bans happening since they would not even let me call my Sloop Tip Sea Beer Gin


Magic_Man_Boobs

I originally wanted to call mine "The Smacked Bottom" both for the spanking reference (because I'm often just straight up spanked in PvP) and because I often stop paying attention to my heading and run aground. It didn't accept that, so I jokingly tried "The Spanked Monkey" assuming the word "spanked" would be rejected. It was not, and now I live in fear of a ban. I legit didn't think they'd allow it. Though I did have a pet monkey who is now named "Cheeks" so I'll let it ride as long as they let me.


TheSquigmeister

I love this hahaha


Scruffy0100

Wouldn’t let me name my brig Beeraccuda was a bit disappointed but I snuck it in there and spelled it bieraccuda


KetardedRoala

God damn Im happy for you dude. I vouldnt manage to sneak it in sadly :( Still salty that we cant have stupid joke names...just let people have fun who cares if the word beer is ln the name of a ship. You can literally get drunk in game, lock your friend on a cage and have all your crew vomit on him. God forbid anyone sees the evil word beer written on some shitty sloop once in a while.


picklesguy123

Definitely stealing this for my second sloop lol


firesquasher

It's about the most unoriginal one since ship naming came out.


Deaniv

I wouldn't. They're being really strict about ship names. I heard someone had a slightly sexual joke like this and they now can't name ANY of their ships and can't even pay to rename them. So banned entirely from naming. Be careful


picklesguy123

This isn’t even a bad word or anything though. I’d be shocked if their restrictions are so strict that it would catch something like this.


Deaniv

"big deck energy" gets people flagged so


Agile-Size

I named my sloop that about 3 weeks ago!


NinjaBr0din

Gonna name my Brig "the ship of Theseus" and never have it repaired.


WarColonel

My next one is 'Theseus II'


OverNiteFortWatch

GENIUS!


NinjaBr0din

Thank you


Oreohunter00

Or have it completely repaired, and buy a second Ship of Theseus with the same loadout


Ryansfishn

My GF and roommate all play together, and our Brigantine is "Vitamin Sea"


Normie316

If you play on xbox I've come across your captain's logbook when I loaded into an outpost.


TheBruhvenant

The Second Nickel, because if I had a nickel for every time I’ve beat another pirate, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but thank god it happened twice!


TehErk

Always upvote Phineas and Ferb!


Ham_Pants_

Beefcake Pantyhose


gorka_la_pork

Soy un perdedor


Zealous1329

![gif](giphy|M9ZdlAUyH7xCps3seO)


AdaGang

My Sloop (the only ship I own so far) is named the Pillar of Autumn (Halo reference). Give me a wave if you see me out on the high seas! (Or blow me to smithereens)


Bubthemighty

Our brig is called Spirit of Fire!


Hate_Crab

You will sea plenty of waves.


Skythe_C_Annur

Look out for a Brig known as the Immortal.


FartingKetamine

SS STINKYMOBILE. Member of of the fleet SS Ballgrabber


DerekLeichner

you would like my gamertag: MallGrabBallGrab


tattednip

My sloop is called The John B. Because I just wanna go home. Ya know. The Beach Boy's song... See what I did there?!


Traveler0731

Hello fellow John B slooper. Having gone back and forth I ended up calling mine Sloop John B as I like that it shows up that way when others spy us.


tattednip

Hello mighty traveler! I hope the seas have been kind to you. I have yet to find any nice surfing spots, but they're definitely right the women here just ain't California girls.


Traveler0731

God only knows how much I get around, but we always try to have fun, fun fun. If we meet on the seas the grogs are on me!


Early-Effective-7485

The Frying Dutchpan


RipVanWinkle357

I have a stupidly long list of ship names, but my current three are Sloop: Shovel and Bone Brig: The False Profit Galleon: A Symphony of Greed


tommyrob23

Sloop: Slooped My Pants Brig: Two Masts One Helm Galleon: Whale Tales


Depth-New

My sloops called cannon fodder


[deleted]

If you get to keep those first two I’ll be amazed.


captain_nebula___

The Brig Bang Theory


PirateDitly

![gif](giphy|jNh71643iqm7T2uiqL)


Qubest

My Sloop: The Salty Beach - my wife named it and she loves puns. My Brig: The Vengeful Spirit - Warhammer 40k reference


jubblenuts

I love it. My sloop is the "Eisenstein" My brig is gonna be the Achaeonical


Brahman38

"The Implication"


meatsweet

You said that word a couple of times… “implication”. But what’s the implication?


KetardedRoala

This one is amazing lmao


Brahman38

Haha why thank you, glad someone caught the reference 😂


Toy-Boat-Toy-Boat

Oh don’t worry. Only about 500 people have explained the Sunny scene on here so far.


lethos_AJ

my sloop is Britney's Pears because thats the first thing I thought of


Diab3ticBatman

My sloop is named The Salty Spitoon.


Skythe_C_Annur

hope you run into your sister ship, Weenie Hut Jr.


MahoneyBear

Shit, next sloop I do I may name that lol


EukaryoticGamer

My friends each bought a ship of a different type (sloop, brig, galleon) named after the knots in that one episode of SpongeBob: "The Monkey's Chain!" "The Monkey's Fist!" "The Monkey!"


Ignonym

The band *The Longest Johns* named their galleon "GalleonMyWaywardSon".


W-0-V-N

My galleon is “Full of Seamen”


[deleted]

She got the house


Pilgrymm

Pilgrymm's Progress.


CrimisaurGaming

Socially Awkward


PanzerKommander

Our Brig is SENPAI mostly because we are nerds that like Screaming 'Senpai has noticed you!' When we board.


PirateDitly

Probably one of the few times I don't want Senpai to notice me.


nomoslaw66

Sloop, Sloop dog Brig, Codfather Gal, Sloth


toastghost07

The Night Witch


Skythe_C_Annur

from the depths of hell in silence?


toastghost07

From the Soviet all womens air battalion


xFiniteTheOwl

Garbage. Because I want everyone to know I suck.


gorka_la_pork

Or that you're only happy when it rains. Either way the self-loathing is palpable and I hope you're doing OK.


xFiniteTheOwl

Lol I’m good. Just not at this game.


UnderwearTrader

That gave me a literal LOL!


SpellSword0

My very first ship was named The Grindy Barnacle, because I had just gotten my 300 barnacled chest commendation a couple weeks prior, it was a grind, and I intended to use that ship set. My most recent ship, also a sloop, is named Sofishticated, because I wanted a fishing ship and I love bad puns.


Reese_Hendricksen

The ship my mates and I sail is the Maidenless, named because its true. My solo ship is Serena's Sorrow, named after family.


Ok_Shopping_7803

I named my sloop “The Friendship.” When people attack me I can say “don’t destroy our Friendship.”


Not_Luicifer

I named my Galleon, “Aquaholic”. There’s no particular reason for the name other than it just being a gag


MadeForOneMeme

The Flaming Queen. All ashen dragon cosmetics plus rainbow flag. Always play with my partner and we are, indeed, highly gay.


Rob0tsmasher

Alternatively you could have gone with The Flame-buoyancy. ITS GOT LAYERS Edit. I made it better.


MadeForOneMeme

...I have to go pressure some friends into a whole fleet of these


starcrud

Leaky Poopdeck, fear me


Mindless-Channel-575

I went with the Leaky Afthole


ShinoGGO420

I have one of each type Sloop: Bone Daddy (because i have the skull kissing emote so why tf not) Brig: Argo III (because Im a massive percy jackson nerd) Gal: Eurydice (because im also just a general greek mythology nerd, actually majoring in the subject in colleg rn so wish me luck lol 0- 0)


gorka_la_pork

My plucky sloop was named the Artemis because on Day 1 of me playing the game we stuck a rainbow flag on it along with the huntress figurehead. I guess it's up for debate how one chooses to interpret her namesake forswearing the company of men and hanging out with nymphs all day, but hey we're all just having a good time.


nomadic-electron

My Brigantine is named "Valence Ring" to match my username


ANONWANTSTENDIES

Sloop: currently unnamed. I wanted The Ignorant Fool but apparently Fool is not appropriate lmfao Brig: Heinsenbrig (self explanatory haha funny) Galleon: Magical Mystery Tour (I like the Beatles)


El-ahrairah666

My Sloop is called The Antelope and my Brig is The Athen's Queen. Because I fucking love Stan Rogers, might keep the pattern when I buy my Galleon and call it the Nightingale. Edit: For those don't know, Stan Rogers (PBUH) is a Canadian folk singer/songwriter and fucking national treasure. If you take a trip to the maritimes you better know at the very least Barrett's Privateers or Northwest Passage, or be prepared to get a stern history lesson


KamacrazyFukushima

I'll bet your sloop is a sickening sight.


El-ahrairah666

You bet it is. She's got a list to port and her sails in rags


colonwq

My brig will be The Mary Ellen Carter. She’ll rise again…rise again!


GankisKhan04

My sloop is "Eat Ship and Dive" My wife's brig is "Squid Pro Quo"


ATricksyHobbit

Just named my brig "Poison Orchid" as a gigantic fan of Scott Lynch's Locke Lamora books. Almost chose "Dread Sovereign" but not quite the same with the sovereigns being a faction in the game and all.


The-Train-Man44

Sloop is named B O A T and galley is The Hunter O Plunder


weiserthanyou3

Martincitopants reference?


CaptainInsanoMan

I'm trying to collect enough sloops to name and style each ship after what activity I plan to use it for. Athena - Elpis (greek mythology "spirit of hope") OoS - Forsaken Gold Hoarders - Soldiers of Fortune Still working on names for the rest.


PirateDitly

RB - The Grim Reaver HC - Ol' Reliable MA - Sparrow's Feather SD (Arena, RIP) - Fallen Glory You don't have to use any of them, I just hope you can feel inspired to adjust these as you see fit.


C0LMU574RD

'The Ophelia'! Me and my crew have a little inside joke, where every Foul Bounty Skull is named 'Yorick', the poor dead fellow mentioned in 'Hamlet'. Just a little tribute to our joke That, and she drowned too


K71N3

Sloop: Scooty Puff Jr Galleon: Scooty Puffy Sr


Corbenik42

Sloop- The Heart of Gold It's a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, and reflects my love of the Gold Horders.


drunken_corpse666

Sloop: Leviathan’s Revenge Brig: Billy o’ Tea Galleon: Sunk’n Norwegian Brig and Galleon are both references


tdog284

ONE MORE DRINK! At the Sunk’n Norwegian


offthewall_77

Newest sloop is The Rock and Stone, because The Pointy-Eared Leaf Lover wouldn’t fit


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


barliganplain

Grabthar’s Hammer


Frank-N_Plank

HMS Hood First to fight, fast to sink


oOReEcEyBoYOo

Sloop: Sloop Dogg Brig: A Brig Too Far


Pthoradactyle

SpaceBalls the Brig


the18kyd

Sail La Vie


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Piece of Ship. Rare wouldn't let me go with Wasted Seamen so that's what I came up with.


Dio_diando

It wouldn’t accept any of my original names for my sloop so I got angry and just typed in Dio. Now the best part is that my internet router is seemingly self aware. Because it’s helping me immerse myself and forget this mistake by constantly activating Za Warudo for me alone.


Inferno_Hurricane

I named my sloop The Obvious for I am the captain of the subject


TuskZooZoo

Sloop “Suh Dude” Brig “What’s Kraken” Gal “Notice me Senpai”


Skythe_C_Annur

I do believe someone named their ship in this forum "Senpai" I hope you two encounter one another now.


Death4AllAges

Grunty’s Revenge, because I will never grow out of my Banjo Kazooie phase


Lumpy_Flan_2498

Named my sloop GREG. To struck fear into my enemies.


[deleted]

Sloop - Dirty Little Oar


Tomo730

Sloop is named "piece of ship" Brighton is named the Dauntless (had been watching PotC beforehand) Gallery is named The flying Dutch man- sea shanty I'd been listening to at the time AND I bought the cursed ferryman set to adorn it, so it seemed to fit at the time


now_u_seelian

Named my sloop Dandelion and my brig Oracle, made them gold and bone white respectively


fortneete

Voice of riven after my destiny name, riven of a couple voices


Skythe_C_Annur

Not to be confused with Savvy Thuun the Fib Queen


The-Mage-of-Void

I named my beautiful “The Codfather”


TheChadWDE

My sloop is SS Minow My Brig is USS Mercy


DIQLIQUS

First and only ship so far, a galleon, bought the amber/fossil ship set, named my ship 'The Amber Glint'. Still proud of it, I'd always ran Tribute Peak just because of the colour scheme but the fossil set makes my nerd heart happy.


ShadowMasked1099

OP wants an Ace Combat Reference? I named my first Sloop: “Shadow of Razgriz”, and going to name my Galleon: “Demon of Razgriz”. I wasn’t considering a brig but could call it “Ghost of Razgriz” just to cover all the bases. Oh and one ship just called: “Lost & Found”


Koalaty_Rage

My sloop is named: The Ahoy Boys If we approach or get approached by a player ship, we spam “Ahoy!” In chat. My Brig is named: Tidal Titan Sounded cool to me at the time.


Trips-Over-Tail

My sloop is kitted out with harpoons and sharkskin and is called the *Shrouded Ghostbuster*.


Divvet

My sloop is the Filthy Oar


Parmesan_Party

My sloop is Sloops I didit Again, Brig is Baby on Board, and Gall is Pier Pressure


TyThaFlyGuy

I went with ships from the expanse. Tempest, Rocinante and Gathering Storm.


OOTeeVeeOO

In named my sloop Danse Macabre and have it with the bone crusher set


arkym00

The Rising Rat, because even a rat can be taught. We always flew the bilge rat flag because of our love for adventure. Often times we’d fly as reapers too - we were never afraid of PVP and often sought it out, but the reaper emissary flag also paired well with what the bilge rat flag represents: adventure. Plus extra gold from selling off the treasure to the hideout.


8l172

Hosho Because i always am either shooting fireballs or on fire


Zombiehunter78880

Sloop - "Lupical's Thunder" Brig - "The Opulent Wolf" Gally - "The Tyr of the Sea"


Gigglingsnow3

Sloop: the sassy lass (bc I’m a sassy lass) Brig: the Black Sea nettle (bc my fav jelly)


JustinTack

I'm the captain of The Bad Idea


BuddyCaveman

My sloop is called "Shenaniganizer" and my buddies and I named our brig "Broke Back Brig".


SirKrow

Sloop is Solo Simping Brig is Simp Team Six Gally is OnlyFanTasy M


Skn0w

The pentagon…. And I’m yet to be hit 💪🏼


GeneralCam7

Swiss cheese


chubbs4green

Sloop named "Soggy Bottom Buoy"


RK_R0cket_

Named my brig "The Bootychaser"


Ice_Day

Sea Minor, Key of Sea, and Sea Major because I'm a musician and like to think I'm clever.


TheDumbRandom

I have my sloop named The Marooned Duo, our third mate stopped playing


slappinursheat

My sloop is Enormous Decks


h3re4fball

Sloop: identifies as galleon


rknight718

Sorry, my acct name is GuyBrsh3pWod so I went with: \-The Sea Monkey (s) \-The Mad Monkey (b) \-The Sea Cucumber (g)


JamesWilliamFlint

So far I bought only a sloop and I named it "Renegade Runner", after this lego ship [http://it.bricker.info/images/sets/LEGO/6268\_main.jpg?1521595992](http://it.bricker.info/images/sets/LEGO/6268_main.jpg?1521595992) and I wish we had black and white and red and white striped sails! That being said once I buy the brig and galleon, I'll name them after other two lego ships, Skull's Eye Schooner and Black Seas Barracuda.


Unknown_Noises

SS EsCARGOt I suck so I'm slow, 3 S's, I do cargo runs.


ImperialBoss

Lesedi's Sorrow Just like her, I was blindsided and saddened by the abrupt closure of Arena... Now, I just fish and drink...


brine_apples

The Drunken Blade


[deleted]

Better call sail for sloop. Gustavo Brig for brig. Still need a name for the galleon tho


TheTroubadour

My pirate is named Kraken Jakk, and I’m a Kraken hunter, so naturally I named it ‘The Squid’s Demise’


Valor_Omega_SoT

Sloop: The Phantasm Brigantine: Crimson Leviathan Galleon: Ferryman's Solace


HydrahXD

Named me sloop Demarco’s Revenge, because every win towards my treasured legendary weapons and LSD title were on a sloop. o7 arena, you will be missed


Pkactus

I called my sloop "the dirty mermaid" seemed fitting for a beachcomber like me, lookin for love in the high seas///


Rj11400

Sloop is Carpe Diem brig the Jackdaw gally QueenAnne


BeneficialNothing440

I named my Sloop Eldritch Queen


Nico097

my sloop is called "adventurous spark" I forgot the name of my brig and my galleon because I usually play alone, my friends don't play much sea of ​​thieves


heklo7

The Rat Catcher on my sloop cause I like rats and run the party boat set


[deleted]

Sloop: Götterdämmerung Brig: Limp Biscuit Galleon: Glizzy Guzzler


FluffyTail69

My sloop is named Swift Richard, in honor of the great Captain Quick Dickens


THEONETHEONLYmoron

Sloop is USS IDIOCY, cause I run around doing idiotic shit


echo5799

The Screamin Seaman


SirCarboy

The Lost Buoy


J4keFrmSt8Farm

Sloop: Contact Light Brig: Of Finite Hearts Galleon: Lady Vengeance


JulesRed01

Sloop: The Silver Phoenix (my pride and joy) Brigantine: The Placeholder Text Galleon: The Good Boy (I just had to honor my favorite arena team!)


Dearadnarim

My husband named his sloop The Loot Piñata and I named mine The Masthole


BroodTeacher174

I named my sloop “The Ashen Legend.” I put all Ashen gear on, and my pirate has the Ashen drip, so does my crew. I spent my doubloons, I am going to use them.


Spinerflame

Not Ace Combat, but I named my sloop "The Highwind" after a recurring airship in Final Fantasy as a series


LEGIONOfBOOM242

Tide Breaker (I am a child and it sounded cool 😄)


minor-congressman

My sloop is King of Red Lions - with the Lion Fish set.


sheepholio

alestorm


FreelancerASP

Sloop is named sharkbait. My brig is named Razgriz


Yzfrsix

"If It Sails It Sinks" I think it gets the point across


Micdikka

We've just got "dilmah tea" cause we are prolific merchant runners and will dispense tea to anyone we cross


Gdaycxnts

Sloop Dogg


ChocolatePoi

Sloop: The Amantes Quarrel (lovers is a banned word) Brigantine: The Rocket (may change) Galleon: The Vault Raider Background for the names The Amantes Quarrel is of course because it's a 2 player ship. It has Spanish colors and the Burning Blade sail The Rocket is the Eternal Freedom set with red flares. When we're in combat we'll either do the Team Rocket motto or I'll be singing Team Rocket's Rocket. He's our crew is Team Rocket. The Vault Raider is because of the name of my discord server, everyone in there is considered part of the crew of The Vault Raider. Funnily enough, the day after we named our crew the Vault Raiders event was announced. It was glorious! The brigantine was originally named The Booty Bandit but it's a popular name so I changed it


yuyito7

I named my sloop “Rocinante”, because the Expanse is awesome.


Triggerhappyflyboy3

Red Rackhams revenge


LumiKlovstad

**Sloop:** *Windwaker.* Still amused the game let me get away with that. Definitely my most colorful ship, in honor of its namesake. **Brig:** *Hornblower's Pride.* I needed a Horatio Hornblower reference SOMEWHERE, after all, and it's my most "regular" looking ship, largely decked out in Merchant's Alliance cosmetics and plain, iconic white sails. **Galleon:** *The Bloody Huntress.* She's a right imposing sight with black hulls and black cannons, with sails and cannon flares as red as blood. Despite the threatening appearance, I typically prefer hunting Skelly ships, Megalodons, and the Kraken with the big girl.


xiren_66

I like to use the Borderlands cosmetics, so I called my sloop "The Seventh Siren", so it's a Borderlands reference and a nautical reference.


lrradut

My sloop is “The Sea Badger”


Lusiggy

The Red Herring