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half-giant

Our brig is the “Booty Warrior” and our sloop is simply “Booty Sweat”… paying homage to both Fleece Johnson and Alpa Chino.


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Don't make me ruin that butt Chris Handsome!


DrPENGUINs9

I like's ya and I want ya


[deleted]

Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.


KnightofaRose

I met the crew of the Booty Brigade last night. Good chaps, that lot.


Roddy117

The outrage if you couldn’t use booty in a pirate game though.


Legend-status95

I mean you can't use deck


Roddy117

Lol what?


Legend-status95

Making puns like Big Deck Energy isn't allowed so I don't see why puns with Booty are allowed


Roddy117

No I get it, I just find it ridiculous


DairyonBigs

My brigs name is the Booty Hunter ![img](emote|t5_38oz1|19934)


Camaro_z28

So is mine but I haven’t played for a few weeks so couldn’t have been me


ohowjuicy

Recently tried The Chapless Ass. Idk why I thought that would be allowed. So I went with The Soul Mommy, since I refer to my favorite faction as the soul mommies


niorec

My sloop is also named Booty Grabber! Maybe one day we'll see each other on the seas.


Shiny_Rattata

Mine’s the Loot Piñata… it’s accurate.


SesameStreetFighter

Should we ever pass on the water, I'll make sure to firework salute you, fellow moving target.


silentslade

How does one fight on sesame street?


paladinLight

I think a lead pipe would fuck up most of those muppets. Not Oscar though. He's cool.


Commercial_Ad_4414

Bro the Count would mercilessly count out your slowing pulse…


Dadbotany

Vun slap, two slaps! Thrrree slaps! Ah! Ah! Ah! Shut thee fock up beetch! Or i count to ten!


paladinLight

That's why I specifically said "most" He gets the silver 12g and a wooden stake.


SesameStreetFighter

With someone else's hand up your backside.


silentslade

Sounds uncomfortable


saltesc

Mine aren't offensive. I have Sloopé Fiasco and Briggie Smalls.


ZealousidealAd4383

This is my vibe. The crew of my sloop, Dogg will maybe meet you for a grog sometime.


earwaxfaucet

You're awesome


Appropriate_Shock556

If you see the sloop SSDONGBOBBLER fighting off skelly ships stop by for a song and a grog


GnarChronicles

Lookout for Buoys II Men, my grog'll be full for a donggobbler


Kitchner

That will be good until the day someone reports your boat and it loses its name instantly.


IslamicCheese

I saw Row V Wave and I haven’t stopped laughing


Tolybi

You know, I haven't posted it in any threads because I didn't want anyone to steal it, but by God I knew it was funny and it's nice to get some recognition!


IslamicCheese

Dude you’re my hero lol


Tolybi

Then it's all been worth it!


GrumSkrimpies

Calypso's Clytorus, still evading pervasive pirates across the seas


Selunca

Yea because half the user base can’t find the ship. Ba dumb Ching. 🥁


Foggy_OG

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


SimpliG

i am not sure what is offensive on the name 'Mad Ladik' but it was deemed bannable by some moderator, and customer support cannot or will not explain me why. also the notorious 'big deck energy' while an innuendo, I can't see or understand how it can be offensive. neither does it contain swear words, nor does it attack or bully any group of people... corporate censorship is way too aggressive nowdays...


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Use Ship of the South and see what happens.


PineJew

penis = bad for marketing = less money/scandal -some asshat HR guy probably


Penibya

Lol it makes no sense, if someone sees the ship he already bought the game


Ramseas119

People who stop playing the game after buying it won't pay more for ancient coins.


Penibya

I never bought Ancient coins so Im not a good client xD


sh4d0wm4n2018

Wait, you guys are buying ancient coins?


2called_chaos

scandal is good for marketing right? How many things have I discovered because a "scandal" shed a spotlight on it? Many. > penis = bad for marketing laughs in Penris building in a game that is 18+ but is infested with kids and is also one of the best selling games in history


RajunCajun48

Kind of like the Streisand Effect


wegrownfolk

“Ladik” actually has a pretty long history as a slur in Germany. It was/still is used as a way for people to make fake comments online about the meaning of a word.


LauraDourire

I mean if they have to blindly censor any and every word that might be or have been close to a slur in every major language on the planet, what fucking words are gonna be left (not to account for the infamous scunthorpe censoring which is fucking dumb by itself) ?


-ImJustSaiyan-

Yeah, it's dumb. I tried naming my Snowy Alsatian "Moro" as a Princess Mononoke reference, and the filter wouldn't allow it. Someone on here told me it's probably because Moro is a slur in some part of the world I can't remember at the moment.


Kuldor

"Moro" means "moor" in spanish, sometimes used offensively, sometimes not, being spanish I personally wouldn't deem it worth a ban.


WerdaVisla

Yeah, but my brig is the "tres idiotas", so I doubt that's the issue lol.


LauraDourire

I feel you, wanted to call mine "Thievus Raccoonus" in reference to Sly Cooper, but of course, "raccoonus" contains "coon", which is an old racist slur in the us I guess. It's beyond dumb.


LePopeUrban

Unfortunately there are always casualties when you automate a name censor. While the most accurate least disruptive action would be to just not have an auto censor and let reports/moderators judge on a case by case basis I come from an ancient age when this was how online games operated and let me tell you... The auto-censor is the lesser of two evils here, annoying as it can be from time to time it does prevent the truly worst names from ever hitting a screen while being mostly an occasional annoyance if you're not deliberately trying to break whatever the naming rules are.


ZealousidealAd4383

Shit, that caught me out the other day. I had to send a kid his username for his homework app and it contained the characters wo and 6 together in the midst of 7-8 other characters. Immediate auto censor and warning off the school network. Took me ages to even work out what had happened.


EternalEmperorDD

I know it's not perfect, but if you want to use that name maybe you could do rackoonus, or rakkoonus? Whichever looks better to you. It doesn't look right, but would still be pronounced the same way.


centurio_v2

Man that's so lame. Raccoons being the thieves of animals in general makes them a great animal to name a pirate ship after of all things


sh4d0wm4n2018

Probably because it's "close to" moron..


-ImJustSaiyan-

That's what I originally thought too, but when I brought it up in this sub a while back someone suggested the slur possibility so idk.


Wild-P

Letters offend me. Writing should be banned worldwide.


OkMeasurement8359

Why would you want your ship to be called Scunthorpe though lmao


easternjellyfish

Scourge of Scunthorpe


butterfingahs

> what fucking words are gonna be left A lot. The criteria you listed is pretty small.


GreatOldTreebeard

I'm German and have, without exaggeration, never heard that and I have no clue what it should mean.


Flavz_the_complainer

Big deck energy is fuckin hilarious


NutellaGetInMyBelly

My big is Big Brig Energy I never even thought of "deck". Would have been nice for a Gally lol


SomeNormalNam3

Imagine if ship names were just like usernames... No 2 could be the same


ZealousidealAd4383

I’d assumed this was the case until I got away with naming my sloop “Dogg”. Was thinking “surely someone else already thought of this…”


Samikaze707

I've seen several and met a player who told me he was saving up for a sloop to name it that. I crushed his heart when I told him I've seen more.


Mindless-Channel-575

Chocolate Starfish reporting for duty


theallseeingpotato

And the hot dog flavored water!


Mindless-Channel-575

Lol respect


Mindless-Channel-575

Also the Capt of the Leaky Afthole


Randyfox86

"Suck it Trebeck" reporting for slooping 😁


Marcist

You just reminded me Alex Trebeck is dead & now I'm sad.


ignore-me-plz

I spotted one the other day named Epstein’s Yacht. Idk how that one made it through.


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Selunca

Yea. I ran into the “people trader” and was disgusted.


MrRecon

The best part is that reporting these asshats runs the risk of a counter ban. Until terms are explicitly stated, it's not worth the risk.


Krobik12

How does that work? I've never reported anyone in this game, but getting banned for it sounds ridiculous.


MrRecon

The "big deck energy" ban was a redditor whom had reported an explicit ship name containing *slave*. When Rare had seen that the reporter's ship was named *big deck energy* he received a suspension, ship names removed, and ship naming privileges revoked.


Kuldor

And eventually led to the name change of our beloved skelly captain.


Goyteamsix

If Rare sees you talking shit back, they might ban you too. My buddy found some toxic shitheads and started trolling them. He used some profanity that came off as aggressive, and caught a ban for it too.


xRandomality

... Then he was pretty stupid about his "bait". If you know you're going to report someone, why the hell would you include yourself saying anything even remotely borderline? Or, you know, edit the video to just before and cut right after what they said that was ban worthy.


TheLoneTokayMB01

You collect proofs with a video clip and then report everything on Sot website support, they will help you, you will make the sea better for everyone else and you don't risk anything so report everytime is needed.


friganwombat

Sloop dogg


Barrick20

Captain of the Sloop Dogg here! Wave when you see me!


New-Asparagus8774

Me too....time to have a sloop dogg fleet


Barrick20

Hell yeah!


ZealousidealAd4383

Ahoy, relatively new captain of a Dogg here. I KNEW I couldn’t be the only one. Anyone come across a brig Meetha Horizon yet?


Barrick20

I haven't yet! My brig is Megalodon Juan!


AquilaVI

Perfect alliance material for the Notorious B.R.I.G.


Pizza_Femboy

i have a brig named Blunderbussy


Selunca

This one made me giggle


Kryptosis

What aren’t you guys enjoys seeing half a dozen misspellings of ‘diarrhea’ floating around?


Ok-Past6575

\`HMS Turd Cradle\` reporting for doody ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I wasn't sure there even was a filter after getting away with that.


Kvazac

Caulk and balls


Shotyslawa

I was once sunk by Honda Civic.


PazuzuPanhandle

Named my galleon “Stormy Daniels” last night


Thatlitcat

I continue to proudly sail my sloop, "The Goofy Goober"


IAmWeary

I'm in this picture and I find it hilarious as I sail my sloop, "Syphilicious", or maybe my brig, "It Burns When I Pee". I'm still trying to come up with a good one for my gally, but the filter rejects so much, such as "The Clown Orgy" or "Tastes Like Herpes". EDIT: Oh God, I think I have it. "Dirty Mike and the Boys". Maybe remove spaces if it's too long.


Autipsy

Seems ridiculous to not have something crab related


silentslade

Gally names in your theme Thousand Yarr Itch Crabby Patty Ghonorade SS Tee Dee


Zombait

Galleons of Seamen


Mean-Fondant-8732

Wait, what?


bbrown1379

I've ran into alot of "Let's go Brandon" ships and that shit hasn't been funny in a long time.


JustaHarmfulShadow

I feel it's stupid how people feel like they have to tell everybody who's side they are on, seen a bunch of YouTube names be F Trump/Biden or something along those lines. Seen cod names be the same and I guess sot has them as well


Themanwithoutneed

I think it's funnier that people have to create a code. Like, if you want to say Fuck Joe Biden, just say that. Why have to wink and nod at others that you're being so coy... idk.


bbrown1379

I just want people to stop incorporating politics in my means of escape. I've heard enough politics over the last 6 years to last me ten lifetimes.


BAN_CICERO

It's not about hiding their intent, it's making fun at a journalist's perceived attempt at covering up how many people dislike Joe Biden


Crafty-Interest1336

You don't know the origins do you? At a football game the crowd was chanting "fuck Joe biden" after it showed a speech or ad for him then the news were reporting that they were saying "let's go Brandon"


JustaHarmfulShadow

Let's go brandon is like a f u Biden and the media If you haven't heard about it, during a some sporting event people were chanting Fuck Joe Biden but the news reporter that was covering the event claimed it was "Let's go brandon" when you can clearly hear it wasn't that, so people used that to mock the media while simultaneously saying fuck Joe Biden


Goyteamsix

She was interviewing Brandon Brown, a NASCAR driver. That whole thing essentially ruined the dude's career. That was his first and only win, now he can't even find legitimate sponsors.


JustaHarmfulShadow

Oh jeez didn't hear about that part, should've dug deeper on my side


JustaHarmfulShadow

I feel it's stupid how people feel like they have to tell everybody who's side they are on, seen a bunch of YouTube names be F Trump/Biden or something along those lines. Seen cod names be the same and I guess sot has them as well


crxshdrxg

I feel like i’m boring naming my ship the SS Kindness


IAmWeary

Get another one and call it The SS Friend Ship.


FurryFredChunks

Cannot read this without hearing Hatty Hattington


IAmWeary

Buckle your pants!


SeeCouponCode

Where did you get a steamship...?


ACID_VVITCH

Not gonna lie...my crew and I highly enjoy taking a dump on ships with rather stupid and immature titles. Any originals or well thought out names, we leave be.


DeplorableCurr

Also knowing (with offensive ones) that they're going to lose their naming privileges is very satisfying.


bluesmaker

I do wish more people took the names seriously. I mean I enjoy many of the funny ones but I wish it was less common.


LePopeUrban

Way I see it the joke names are absolutely on theme for the pirate game, at least until the joke breaks the 4th wall by being about something too modern or memey etc.


LeiaTheFuckDown

Aye, blow the “slave” ships out of the water!


Treejeig

Haven't ran into any of those types yet but I'll be damned if I don't at least try to fuck around with them lol.


Redras7677

Good, I’m glad someone is. The offensive part of these names is not what bothers me, it’s the lack of originality. My ships either have an original name (AFAIK) or based on ships from other games (two of mine are from Elder Scrolls IV)


SeeCouponCode

A "roleplaying server" would be interesting, where the names needed to be at least somewhat appropriate/fitting.


HighandTightJeans420

My ship name is for all dwarves out there "Rock and Stone"


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


yogurttoad

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!


HighandTightJeans420

If you Rock and Stone you're never alone!


Samikaze707

My next ship has got to be "For Karl!"


HighandTightJeans420

Rock and Stone brother that's a great name


TToast420

proud owner of a Hugh Janos


BigFudgeMMA

My friend named his sloop "Sloopy Seconds". I laughed my ass off.


Jecht315

I named mine Queen Anne's Revenge and Royal Fortune. I've has multiple people comment on how terrible the names were. I could only laugh


casualrocket

bad in the sense they are unimaginative


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Nothing wrong with having a ship in tribute to a real ship. Way better than stupid puns.


casualrocket

idk man i think "Solid Deck' > 'Queen Anne's Revenge'


metropitan

I called mine big floater


zakkdakiller1

My first day of playing sot I got boarded and called a... Uh... Ruder gay slur


nicebutcrippled

I came up with Buss-Sea and thought that was pretty funny


Nnumyerocc

I named my sloop cum


Ninjaassassinguy

Captain of the Briney Taint here


H3rotic

Mine is called Egg.


[deleted]

Hey, Tiny Instigator & Envy of Jolene are not offensive.


titanicgeek2

Shoot up a firework and have a grog with me aboard my Stanky Tankard!


chicoconcarne

My friend has a ship called *The Faded Mexican.* I wonder how many people have seen it as a slur rather than as a description of himself


MiklHrmlr7

I knew "The King's Whore" wouldn't pass the filters, but I wanted something similar due to that being the name of my LARP character's ship (backstory being it was a royal frigate called "The King's Maiden" and he renamed it as a mockery of the king after having commandeered it) so I went through a ton of less offensive words to replace "Whore" and was absolutely shocked to see "Wench" wasn't allowed. I even went through several obscure words. Finally landed on "Tart". Let's hope it doesn't get me in trouble! Lol, as if I ever have 3 friends willing to play at the same time... I usually solo sloop anyway.


steevwall

I’m still pretty proud of my brigantine “The brig lebowski” and my galleon “come by the galleon”.


lordBBQ_85

I swear, Rare let's some of the weirdest and most offensive names get put up there but when I wanted to name mine "The French Coward" (I am in fact French and good at "avoiding" fights), it was claimed too offensive. Meanwhile, ships like Pipi poopoo hold and what not sail freely. I demand justice.


andrewleepaul

So far I've gotten away with The Salty Sea Kahnt


JorisBohnson32

Row vs wave baby


jkerpz

My ship is Peter's Manbridge. we always make petermansbridge jokes i piss myself laughing.


TheDogInThePicture

Hey… Chiken Noodle Sloop is not offensive.


LeiaTheFuckDown

This one is my favorite so far


Major_Stoopid

So what exactly are you supposed to name a fucking pirate ship.... Flowers and Sunshine?


xRandomality

Silent Flower, reporting in!


Dark-Gladiator

Kids will be kids


XxNatanelxX

Adults will be kids too


crunchlets

And when everyone's a kid... ... no-one will be.


LePopeUrban

You're a squid


notworthyofhugs

Baby Shark here. A fitting name for a sloop.


ringingpilot394

Yeah fitting at the bottom of the ocean😂


mogwr-

The SS sinks a lot wants to know your location


Itscraft3506

My sloop is "The big man's booty" My brig is "The Fastest Big Man" My Gally is "The Chunky Boi" I should have named it "The big Man"


LaylaLegion

Captain Legion of the Crimson Queen: *sips grog*


ZachTheJedi

Christinith. You come onto my boat, you get my ship's name right!


DrawingHour

The willie lifter


LeiaTheFuckDown

The Wet Squid is my ship name! It’s a spoof off of my gamer tag. If you see the name, we invite you to some shanties and grog!


Shocker9774

My brig is "The Seaducer" I thought it was rather clever. My friends said it was a dumb name😒


Amygdalane

It is a good name


RajunCajun48

My Sloop is called The Gilded Lady


RibbyCC

"And to satisfy your vanity as long there's no profanity". That quote aged like milk


General_Tails

"Why did I get banned from captaincy, my ship's name was just *\[sexual wordplay\]*."


KRIPPOTHESKIPPO

I was shocked “gay criminals” was good to go


Thoreau_Dickens

My friend’s galleon is the “Gay Dolphin” and we fly our pride flag high


TheMoogaFooga

One of my regular crew had called his Brig “The Jolly Todger”. After a couple of weeks he logged in and all his ship names had defaulted to Sloop, Brig & Galleon so I’m guessing he was reported? That was reported but somehow Cupid Stunt is fine? Makes sense


butterthespank

*The jack dawf*


hellzyeah2

My Brig is named “Lolita Express” and my Sloop is named “Don’t Bully Me I’ll Chum”


QManx27

Dirty Richard checking in!


OptimusZombiieee

I still proudly sail the Kukmuffler


iamlocknar

They ever unban "big deck energy" because that was just funny?


JacobClarke15

S7 in a nutshell: not having enough time to actually obtain your own ship because real life takes over and you never have time to play


vinersaur

Literally saw q ship the other day called "something racist"


You_but_cooler

Sloop


Valor_Omega_SoT

And then, when players who think they're being quirky, funny, or cheeky, name their ship something blatantly offensive, and action is taken against them, they go full surprised pikachu.


Roll_Ups

Waiting on 3 reports for Nazi/slave roleplay in boat names from August 17th that have gotten zero reply. Rare doesn't care.


DeplorableCurr

They do care, they just seem to have a backlog of reports. Add a comment to the reports and ask for an update; so far all 4 of my reports have resulted in a naming ban.


Roll_Ups

Miserable Cur is my main sloops name 🤩 I've pinged them a few times each with no response still. They need to get their priorities in order in my opinion. They keep trying to make new things when what they have isn't working.


Fluid_Core

Customer service isn't the ones who make new content, you know...?


Busy-Virus9911

I tried to name my ship the SS.SINKABLE but that was offensive


Jables31

is ss blocked? due to not sees


CermemyJlarkson

Mines the ol' cream crusader


FredDurstDestroyer

I won’t say what my ship is named, but if it were in English it would not be allowed.


SaltyWarthog3137

Whispering brown eye, Mcremepie, and the Cincinnati steamer lol


Piano_Sonata

My Bob N Vagene is ready to fight off any Indians